I like this do I want to play Advent
rising or do I want to play Advent
rising this was a game that I absolutely
loved as a kid I remember when you
bought the Xbox disc you had a chance of
winning a million dollars but they
didn't have the budget for it so they
were never able to give out a million
dollars the soundtrack to this game is
nuts
it's like Hans Zimmer like a great value
Hans Zimmer it is so good at the [ __ ]
soundtrack in this game bangs well it's
good completed that speed run nice well
the 80% route for Advent rising has been
crushed man I don't remember every
character in the game looking like
goddamn spaghetti noodles Jesus
everyone's so tall and lanky was this
game actually written by Donald mustard
a fortnight Fame someone said in the
chat Donnie mustard made this but I
can't believe that now I'm getting it
Christ how many clones are there Oh full
penetration please idiot Gideon Oh baby
The Fight Club yeah the hand hand combat
leaves a lot to be desired
there was a different time in 2005
douche bag man there's a reason he's not
an officer he just missed four shots and
a man's sitting down take this bud oh
he's punching me
if Donald mustard of for tonight fame
really did make this game he should be
able to personally finance the
million-dollar contest that he started
in 2005 with this game I still have the
original box and on it it says you can
win a million dollars but I that contest
never gave away a million dollars
hashtag Donald mustard his over party
the contest was cancelled because of
data mining it was 2005 data mining
didn't even exist back then you're
making [ __ ] up
you Donald why don't they just take some
humans that they choose on their ship
since these guys are clearly gonna
survive like you want humans to survive
and yet you're actively like pushing
them out of your house like I hope you
guys survive but you can't stay here I
don't give a [ __ ] this is when the game
really starts to tug on your penis make
you feel things you didn't think any
video game could make you feel what is
she doing giving him a [ __ ] to
resuscitate him what the [ __ ] is this
technique their legs are so goddamn long
I can't even tell the biology just
doesn't even make sense
well this didn't work I'm stuck Nathan
send a medic somebody help the aliens
have used their freezing technology [ __ ]
just the wrong way well goddamn that
scientist took the suicide option on
that one
am i winning have I outsmarted him ah
outplayed I learned that from Donald
musters other hit game for tonight
neither one of them's running but this
guy sounded like scooby Doo what who are
you fighting Olivia what is happening
have you seen Olivia sorry oh you don't
need to apologize have you seen her I
can't start this without her
men Ethan you're really taking a
walloping right now aren't you well he's
already got one foot in the grave I'm
saving Olivia let's go good luck Ethan
[ __ ] that's bright Jesus Christ not to
go full boomer on you [ __ ] out here
but here's the original atom waste their
Advent rising box see they had this
million-dollar contest and they gave up
on it and then still salty about it I'm
still really [ __ ] upset about it
because I could have won a million
[ __ ] dollars
they had a here's the contest race to
save humanity download and find hidden
Advent rising icons to win a million
dollars or hundreds of other cool prizes
there was no cool prizes Donald mustard
lied to gamers and I have never forgiven
him and neither should you
oh well there it is Oh big kickflip now
we're in it
no [ __ ] fly [ __ ] this thing controls
like straight [ __ ] ass I have more
control over the water in a toilet when
I flush it okay let's do it don't worry
about those guys they weren't gonna
survive anyway someone is probably
jerked off to this brothers [ __ ] game
came out in 2005 that was before jerking
off was even invented thanks to the
resep superior plug [ __ ] it's bright kid
I've been a flashbang uh-huh [ __ ] ah
Jesus God I've had a headache for two
days now this isn't helping can't you
just keep farting and recycling oxygen
that way [ __ ] idiot Gideon this hot
box and you have unlimited oxygen just
stinky oxygen I do see it he's gonna
transform it into a living breathing
naked woman
[Music]
boo you're just using fishing line I
know that magic trick boo boo boo that's
pretty weak [ __ ] power it's true I
can kind of lift the seashell off a
table and then pass out that dude's
gonna [ __ ] hibernate for a thousand
years cuz he overexerted himself kind of
levitating a seashell whoa now we're
feeling it really cook it now I will be
the master of seashells I've done it I'm
forced choking him now that ship didn't
render at all be careful there's a Lego
ship on our tails speed run Oh God dick
I sacrificed himself for it what a
[ __ ] hero to the seeker race the
whole that poor guy oh you fell and hit
the bottom of space the old space floor
poor guy
no why no oh god damn it
No Gideon you worthless [ __ ] oh wow oh
yeah [ __ ] you Ethan that's right I'm
human
6.5 inches of penis no no God they
called your bluff oh you hate when that
happens
yeah act tough they call you on it and
you get [ __ ] fall off
she didn't jump back NoHo oh god wait no
she didn't just fall [ __ ] no that that
just made me real sad what the [ __ ]
perfect that's gotta be it yes and it
didn't crash does that Groot
bounty hunter female group man we just
lost our fiancee and a crashed ship in
the ocean we're already slamming new
hams god damn Gideon thinking if I lost
you
Gideon you had a fiance literally five
minutes ago whatever lizard man [ __ ]
dark sperm is back just let me go