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yeah it's pretty close pretty close
social media made y'all way too
comfortable with disrespecting people
and not getting punched in the face for
it mike tyson
i don't know if that's an actual quotes
i don't think it is because the s's
would be
th's but it doesn't matter the the point
of this message
is what matters and it's true you know
some people they get a little bit too
comfortable behind the keyboard so what
kind of music are you into
i'm a huge metal fan
i one of the more disgusting memes i
have ever seen in my life
shame on you whoever designed this slide
must really hate children
jeez
[Laughter]
oh yeah that that is
that can't be a kid's slide wow i walked
in on hunter and his friends vaccinating
themselves
this the unity we need unity guys
exemplified by hunter and his buddies oh
yes the unity me as a teenager
my parents vodka water
and you know it doesn't work so well
with hot 100
all right don't try and add the water to
hot 100
and parents you think you're smart
drawing the line on there come on
you got to get smarter when your dna
test came back
and you're one percent italian i know
see that's why i do this all the time
you know if you do this that that is a
sign that you are italian it is when you
change baits
and start catching fish i am the
smartest man alive
that is how it feels does anyone else
remember the time before gps
when we had to stop and ask for
directions
i do remember that yeah but um
it was a long time ago long time ago
friend
you laugh at the dumbest stuff me no i
don't
things i laugh at bass
bass bass
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bass
this this i think this is worse than the
metal fan
joke when you're tired of making bottles
in the middle of the night
just strap it to the inside of the crib
they can feed themselves like a hamster
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i mean it's funny because it that kind
of seems like it would work
you know but uh i don't know parents
there's some ideas for you feminists
when you texted them he he
instead of she she you guys stop using
hehe and start using shishi
okay down with the patriarchy baby shark
dance
7 billion 904 million 386
511 views current world population
seven billion eight hundred forty five
million one hundred ninety two thousand
seven
hundred seventy four i do not wanna hear
that song one more time
and we have some work to do guys that's
a lot of views on one video
i think on this channel we're only at
100 million so
we have some some uh competition here i
want us to catch that one day
i we have we're within reach okay so
keep sharing these videos
you know there's a lot of people in this
world 7.8 billion
we're only at 700 000 on this channel we
can reach a lot more so keep sharing
these videos keep spreading the love
keep testing people all right
girls when the school year ends boys
going to urinals one last time
grow up grow up brian eighth grade yeah
if you ever see this the people don't
forget this is a fact check true
so it is messed up as it is you know
this is where we're at
this is what happens is this is true
want to stop drunk drivers from killing
sober drivers
bans sober drivers from driving that's
how gun control works
that's exactly how gun control works but
don't try to explain this
to someone who is pro gun control
because it just goes in one ear and out
the other they don't they don't care
they don't care
but if we wanted to stop dunk driving
deaths this is exactly what we got to do
just ban driving
then there are no driving deaths it's
not possible okay that's how we end it
knowing when summer starts 1990s and
2020s
yep that's how it's been both years
2020 and 2021 we're on a we're on a raw
streak
wife just told me that she left me one
beer in the fridge because that's all i
was drinking tonight
thank god i told her i'd like to keep my
spray paint cold
boys there you go if your wife's doing
that tia there are some ideas
businesses throughout the us putting up
we support blm
signs slack yeah don't don't hit my
house don't leave my house
uh sadly this doesn't work though we
have a lot of video evidence that says
that this
you know that won't stop it that won't
stop the looting it won't stop the
burning down a building
sadly kids getting thrown off right and
left total carnage
whales of anguish not one adult gave a
single
about it that thing
is deadly seeing that uh it's a little
bit of a
ptsd moment because i have a lot of bad
memories
broken bones people puking i mean and
the the best part were
the adults were the one spinning it
that's the best part
back when we weren't as soft but now i
don't even know do these exist anymore
are these legal
i mean you haven't lived until you've
been on one of these i just have to say
every kid should be on one of those sure
sex is cool
but have you ever farted away a
stomachache
grow up grow up you guys what no stop it
grow up do not laugh at that this seat
closed
this is where we are this is where
outside outside
this is where we are idiocracy we are
living
in idiocracy it's happening right now
just saw this on my girlfriend's phone
their customer service is like no other
pizza hut good night heart heart body uh
that ain't pizza hut man adding pizza
hut urinals during corona
normal urinals men they're the same
picture
it is it is the same exact picture you
do not take the urinal
next to the other guy if there is an
option you just don't do that it's it's
guy code everyone knows that unless
you're at a sporting event or a concert
that is the only time that it's
acceptable
all right corporate needs you to find
the differences between this picture and
this picture
they're the same picture
guys you guys that it too soon
too soon
when your shampoo says repairs damage
but you're still broken
on the inside that's a uh that's a dark
photo
i hope you're not broken on the inside
the what store
the [ __ ] come on
who did this as their store sign come on
dude
did you not see this what is wrong with
you
vice president kamala harris brighter
days are ahead
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no joe hang on come on joe minneapolis
business owners watching the derek
shoving case
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yep um it looks like he is going to get
off it really does
uh if you missed it on friday one of the
prosecutor witnesses said that he had 98
oxygen saturation in his blood
that means that he didn't die of a lack
of oxygen there was
oxygen in his blood that's not good
for the prosecutors that looks very good
for derek chovin
i hope everyone in minneapolis is ready
it is uh
it's not gonna be good it's not gonna be
good if gingers have no
soul explain this huh
i'm gonna have to get back on that one i
can't explain that one right now that's
uh
we are the resistance
isn't it funny that uh the resistance
they have all of the money
all the power they're the resistance
like come on
think start thinking please for the good
of
everyone around you please start using
your brains stop listening to these
people
so if we lie to the government it's a
felony but if they lie to
us it's politics that is
correct that is exactly correct
don't lie to big brother but when they
lie to you
it's okay we we've already talked about
this
just shut up and accept this as a fact
okay
my ancestors navigated the ocean using
the stars and i'm over here missing my
exits
with a gps again more proof that we're
moving backwards
we are i caught my son chewing on
electrical cords
so i had to ground him he's doing better
currently
and conducting himself properly
i am so angry first we got metal fans
then we got this
we got the base in the bass now we got
this
and now pissed me at the breadline and
post hyperinflation socialist america
i have 3 million dollars sadly we're
going to talk about this on the podcast
on the next one
um this is where we are headed inflation
is out of control anyone that has built
anything or tried to buy wood in the
past year knows this
go to the grocery store you know this uh
you've tried to sell or buy
a house anything and everything
is going up in price because we printed
trillions of dollars
we knew this was going to happen and we
are we're getting there sadly
bike lane no thanks just the middle of
the road for me
thanks
any of you cyclists out there why is
this a true
meme why why are you always
riding that line why are you riding the
line just get over
get over into the lane come on
why and what's up with the jersey can i
just ask what's up with the jersey
you know in your 50s 60s why do you need
to wear a jersey when you're out for a
recreational ride i just
it's a question please answer in the
comments
the duality of parents mum can you tone
it down a little bit please
xx dad stop screaming like a [ __ ] or
i'll volley that playstation out the
effing window
see this is why two parents in one house
are important and in america today
that's not the case
in a lot of households um you gotta have
the good cop bad cop you do babe
you know the garbage needs to go down
tonight
can you hear me okay
kate
[Laughter]
cheeseburger eating bastard gonna tell
my kids this was dmx
another too soon come on you guys wow
got home real late last night after a
full day of golfing
drinking and hanging out with the guys
and my wife left a message in the
kitchen
i think she wants me to eat more fruit
bless her heart
what a great wife wants you to eat more
fruit looking out for your health that's
amazing
and that you know what that's awesome
your teen comes home and you smell
marijuana now what start talking now dot
org
this calls for air guitar
oh that's great gas and food prices got
me luck
let's see the best part you guys and not
the best part you know the worst part
is everything for the most part that's
happening right now was
100 percent predicted back in the courts
uh dc statehood all of this stuff gas
prices shooting up going to war
which it hasn't happened yet but i'm
predicting that it will happen the next
year or two
um we knew that all this was happening
a coffin eight colors 771.81
taylor review no complaints from grandma
sense of humor not allowed come on
taylor people who go on runs right after
they wake up
me just trying to process being alive
i'm not processing being alive
processing be
waking up you know not drinking coffee
yet but yeah i don't you know
all of you that wake up in the morning
and go work out the only time i've ever
been able to do that is when i was in
the military because i was forced to i
had to i had no choice
but i try to do it now it's just too
hard how can you do that
put yourself through that if you have
the choice to not wake up early
get more sleep and work out later
throwback to when you had to carry your
cell phone and ipod
that was actually uh my first phone the
razer
you guys remember your first flip phone
your first cell phone
hey you guys i thought we got over the
greta memes
what's going on here come on man shut
down for what doo doo doo doo doo
this show has really gone downhill when
i see a grown-ass man making two trips
to get the groceries from the car uh
yes two trips what's wrong with you
you never i don't care how many bags you
have to put on each finger
you never take two trips make it in one
come on man up you guys
man up i don't even think we've begun to
come to terms with what we've done to
some people
psychologically been saying this the
whole time people have lost their minds
they're lost lost their damn minds this
is very very sad and tragic to see
putting a bag over their heads so they
can hug
each other this is insane this is
absolute insanity you guys
u.s customs and border protection seized
estimated street value
1.7 million that is a pretty accurate
price estimate on that wood there guys
that want gun control
fall in love with only fans girls fact
check true
that is a fact check true my boss just
handed me this
it's a hurt feelings report you can
report when you got your feelings hurt
and how you got your feelings hurt and
what you need to
recover i want my mommy i'ma cry baby
look at all these this is great
that's a good boss i'm gonna start using
that too um
all of you that have employees
underneath you i hope you start using
this report
as well brighter days are ahead you're
vaccinated on a private plane wearing a
mask this is what she does
this is exactly what she does she's a
swampy politician
none of it is real she's faker than fake
me at my own funeral sharing one more
meme before i go to hell
uh i bet that's uh that's probably about
95 of us on this channel yeah yeah is
that you is that going to be you
one day you share one too many dark
memes yeah the kurt cobain meme
i know some of you shared that go in
hell if you did feminist
i just like need to express my
individuality you know
also feminists it is hilarious this is
one of the things it's like they
they all have very similar traits it's
like
they paint their hair these weird colors
they get the weird piercings
for the patriarchy man they're all the
same when the guy upstairs
ate taco bell jeez
wow must've got that fire sauce seattle
announces reverse purge where one night
a year
laws will be enforced
that would be we should do that once a
year in seattle and a lot of these other
big cities where they actually enforce
the laws that would be great
you said you were only fishing for half
the day
12 hours is half the day at 12 hours
isn't even a full day for being honest
here
i've been on a couple trips where you
know we're talking 16 hour days out on
the boat
so that guy's being pretty nice big
story
tennessee man served un-sweet tate that
would be a big story down south i've
told you guys a thousand times i don't
know what it is with you guys with you
southerners
do you guys love sweet tea and if you
take a sip of unsweet tea
the world is ending that is a big story
down there anyone from the south go down
in the comments and explain how big of a
deal sweet tea is please
the difference between humans and
animals animals would never allow the
dumbest of the herd
to lead them that is also true
just take one look at congress look at
dozens of the people we've put in
congress and uh
you don't have to look any further to to
know that that's true
we are a lot different than animals rare
photo of a remote control from the 70s
hey junior go go change the channel to
channel 4 please
just crank that little knob there my
favorite sports team
the new york jets
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shame on you shame on you
they used to be called jumplings until
your mom
bounced on one
don't laugh at that grow up grow up how
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