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get out of my face before I force feed
you a large plate of past I'm Ken I'm do
Brooks and get out of my beautiful face
ah quit slobbering on that mirror doc
you need to save your strength for the
face off hockey starting tonight with
Sid the Kid on the bench but there is
good news Crosby is progressing from his
concussion and should be back out on the
ice soon or so he told a telephone poll
in a 15-minute interview yesterday
crossby talked with the Paul about a
wide range of issues including his
relationship with fellow Superstar Alex
oetkin whom Crosby says has been
instrumental in motivating him back on
by a telephone pole that is rough all
right good for the pens they like what
they saw from Sydney last week spending
30 straight hours on the ice lying face
down and chatting with a penguin on his
JY careful here I know he's been
literally drooling with anticipation to
get back out there but wait till you're
fully recovered before you start telling
every Tom dig a light bulb going to be
appliances and knickknacks that whisper
in your ear that you're not over your
concussion yet but like Crosby said at
some point you need to grow another head
and drink a cinder block of orange juice
that's what Champions do he needs to get
back on the wants talking his evidence
of brain activity 49 is struck by The
Eagles with a onepoint win Sunday but
not without a close call when Eagles
coach Andy Reid challeng a third quarter
touchdown on the grounds and it was
thrown by Alex Smith it can't be a
touchdown the video review conclusively
shows the ball coming out of Alex
Smith's hand how did they miss the way I
understood it was Alex Smith threw the
ball and his teammate Vernon Davis
intercepted I get Alex Smith throwing an
interception the refs should have madear
awful as soon as the ball is snapped
into Alex Smith's hands blw the play
dead nothing good is going to happen
we're two games into the WBA finals and
the ratings are up a notch thanks to the
League's new marketing push which is
portraying women's basketball as an
exciting violent alternative to the NFL
plan a Grizzly injury card and not a
moment too soon they need more bone
exposing traumas and YouTube theyve been
building toward a more gruesome sport by
greasing up the hardwood to maximize
inverted kneecaps and compound fractures
and it's working g t mayor's head bounce
off the hardwood not once these need a
done ey skates there's no more
marketable nauseating injury than when
your juggler gets cut mid game if I
don't see elbows bending backward when I
turn on a game I'm done women don't even
get hurt as good as men anyway sexy it's
just how their bodies are made face offs
brought to you by the Ecstasy of defeat
there's words in it which sucks but
they're all short and easy to
understand
doc