good morning Sunday morning happy Sunday
welcome to education welcome to another
episode of you laugh you lose if you are
new to this Channel and new to this
series the game is simple if you laugh
you lose you do a punishment what is
today's punishment well guys it's
officially the first Sunday of summer so
if you laugh today
you have to take your kids phones and
throw them in the nearest water source
fry them so they can't use them and
force them to go outside for this entire
week until next Sunday that's it maybe
that's not even a punishment I don't
know so that's what you got to do well
if you don't have kids you get a free
pass this week that's this is how it is
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laugh you lose go introducing the flat
Sun Theory
yeah now we're evolving now we're
starting to use our brains you ever
think of that you ever think the sun's
flat huh we're the round ones or maybe
it's all Flats it's all 2D I don't know
you don't know do you know where's the
proof huh where you got proof moving on
neither She nor the artist noticed
okay you know what for
really ah and you're gonna flaunt it you
didn't want to try to correct it
tough when it took her two hours to get
ready but she's rushing you to put your
shoes on
uh what's that song
my wife hates it when I do it uh waiting
on a woman
great song by the way Brad Brad Paisley
I just want someone to laugh at my memes
the way Kamala laughs at questions she
can't answer
the dream guys making people laugh
just like camel
it's easy to make her laugh just you
know ask her what's going on in the
world and why she yeah why are things
like this and she can't answer it
remember when we didn't go in public
wearing pajamas I have mixed feelings
about that
you know it's a free country do what she
wants
wear the pajamas at Walmart I don't care
it's entertaining for the rest of us
that being said maybe you should have a
little bit of self-respect sometimes
maybe you know maybe sometimes you don't
even know when they're projecting I
don't know you have some standards
Thompson HBO changing the name of their
platform every six months HBO GO HBO now
HBO Max Max
yeah uh we got this to watch the you
know Game of Thrones House of the Dragon
thing pretty much everything on that
platform besides that is garbage I hate
to say that but there's no there's other
stuff on there that's worth watching but
not a lot it's pretty woke they can
Rebrand all they want it's they need to
fix their content first Morgan Freeman
turns 86 today this man has looked the
same since I was five 86 wow
I thought he was like in his 70s he had
I mean he looks like he just filmed
Shawshank Redemption yesterday
86 was that movie from the late 90s
early 2000s landlord I just sent this
month's Renton I haven't received
anything April fools here's a photo I
took of you sleeping this morning
[Music]
uh you might want to just let yourself
get evicted
because that you have a bad bad landlord
that's weird but you know pay your rent
you promise to pay it pay it Denny's is
just Waffle House for people who don't
know how to fight Frederick
[Laughter]
he actually said this now do Perkins are
there Perkins all around the country is
that like just a Midwest place
I don't know I don't know but I would
say Perkins is even even Milder
than Denny's when it comes to the
fighting crowd HGTV be like I work
part-time at a daycare and my husband
breeds salamanders our budget 1.3
million
you know this might be accurate though
because if you've ever got a mortgage
before
they give you a lot more than you should
be able to afford to sell your limit is
this
when it's like but I only make this was
like oh yeah but you can do this you can
afford this like can I though they don't
care they really don't care there's a
massive problem coming up with mortgages
so this one point it could be true
Abraham Lincoln 16 Prez autographed Xbox
360 by Abraham Lincoln
uh this is actually at ten thousand
dollars on the current auction so go get
it go bid on it it's real remember in
Demolition Man where it's the future and
everyone's a bunch of fat androgynous
MooMoo wearing sissies and everything is
illegal
uh yeah they predicted the future almost
to a tee you know they started putting
nadrazine in the water and all that good
stuff and then that's what happened in
Demolition Man it's a movie right
have it they predicted the future the
nice part about living in a small town
is that when you don't know what you're
doing someone else does
that is you find out more about yourself
from other people
than from your own experiences and when
you live in a small town everyone talks
about each other it's true it's just
part of it my son in the American flag
dressed up on the daily I bet he doesn't
even go to Harvard
laughs
poser man you freaking poser who knows
there's some genius kids out there I
thought this was America do not urinate
in the lobby or the trash can thank you
was this freaking Seattle Seattle
Portland maybe Minneapolis even L.A all
these homeless people everywhere uh
again I'm all for Liberty I'm all for
being able to do what you want to do but
that's uh that's a little over the line
especially in a private business come on
man
State what did we talk about earlier
have some standards for yourself North
Korean Tyrant now a 308 pound Insomniac
in a vicious cycle of smoking and
boozing this is supposed to make him
less relatable to Americans
yeah I don't I don't think that had its
intended effects
I'm not defending him here at all but
I'm just saying like you made him more
relatable
this guy that we're all supposed to not
like is about as American As It Gets
sadly that's just the truth I'm not even
like you know whatever 60 of people are
overweight or something it's crazy can
this teenager use a rotary phone
oh look at these stupid kids they can't
use a rotary phone they can't use a
phone book wow it's almost like as
technology advances older things slowly
become more useless and obsolete kind of
like Ellen
oh this must be old obviously the
dislike counters on but um yeah oh dude
Tyler didn't know what
a phone is
yeah because I'm not old or I'm getting
older but I I'm not that old the rotary
phone yeah
the children are our future Johns
Hopkins students invents edible tape to
keep burritos closed while eating
I know we've had this before but you
know and do we have an update on this
that's why I wanna I Wanna Know
this become a thing yet is this in our
Chipotle chains
because it is genius we need it to be a
thing
what does it taste like has anyone tried
this let us know in the comments when
men pretend to be women yay when kids
pretend to be Indians on Halloween
it's so funny guys it's not funny
because this is our reality Joe Biden
every few months at random
fact check true
uh we're kind of at that point in the
cycle where he's about to fall again
soon he'll go viral again uh he does he
falls all the time we're gonna make a
loop of Biden falling put some fun music
to it and we'll just play that 24 7 on
YouTube must be nice to be able to eat
ice cream as fast as you want and not
have any worry about brain freezes
yes yes guys guys
oh Jack gonna be here three wanna be in
Jesus comes back come on man what did
these bananas know about the clan
[Laughter]
They Knew Too Much that's what
they started talking about the island
and Bill going to the island you know
it's just stuff you don't want to talk
about R.I.P bananas me setting my VPN
location to the Middle East for the
month of June
you know we should have had this meme
you know before June started to help you
guys out but
if you did this I commend you you
avoided all the garbage you did because
they they don't allow that over there
ill might as well do it now just
avoid it all altogether my kid got
invited to a birthday party and I don't
like that kid's mom so I bought a
musical instrument set that includes a
drum a recorder and a harmonica I'll see
you in hell Bethany
you are damaging friendships if you do
that
maybe you want to damage them I don't
only like this one what kind of far Rock
conspiracy is this supply and demand
quantity pass
basic economics basic logic uh you know
we learned I think I learned d as in
sophomore of high school micro
macroeconomics Basics but yes that's
just it doesn't work with
a lot of the stuff that they're pushing
so you got to call it a conspiracy
theory that's that's what you do I want
to make fun of this but I'm too
impressed dude how many of
I had one of these was it last Thursday
it was the intro of last Thursday
how is this like dude did all these
people do you guys watch his education
is this where you're getting this are we
changing the world for the better as a
as a team here as a community
I love this don't go rent a U-Haul when
you're moving
Grinch Stole Christmas it
be this guy this is amazing saving money
in a time when you need to save money my
wrinkles are all from laughter except
those lines between my eyebrows those
are my WTF lines and those things are
deep
do I got those I think I do
teenage girls iPhones are so much better
than Android I love my phone their phone
again take that that needs to be
replaced anyways Chuck it in the water
if it's your glass sink whatever Chuck
it in the water
kick her outside
buy our new one eventually she's got to
work for it though obviously
make her break the yard
um clean up her room whatever it is
gotta earn it I don't know about you but
I've thought about running away more as
an adult than I ever did as a kid
yeah
responsibilities to pile up
no running away suck it up get it done
fix your problems stop avoiding them
without Googling name a famous historic
battle
the last thing I needed today last thing
I needed
how it started how it's going oh yeah
there we go nice little flashback to a
couple weeks ago
oh wait he tripped over a sandbag
and maybe just old
understanding gender firming care
okay that's not funny either
ching ching lots of money involved there
you don't want to stop that money Trend
dudes with no job shouldn't be able to
get in their girl's car and recline the
seat bro sit up so you can see who's
hiring
you know it's not a bad idea you should
you know at least try to contribute a
little bit however you make your money I
don't really care
but uh she's supporting you and you're
leaning back in your chair
easy man hell of a deal for an oil
change
we won't
this real if this is real I'm going
there I love this place
that's the last thing you want is some
mechanic getting your car
you know ripping ass changing your oil
then you don't know like if they're
doing that in your car what are they
doing under the hood of your vehicle are
they screwing on the filter good enough
how are they going to do the job right
you can't trust that person who cuts in
a stranger's car that's just a fact this
probably doesn't Shoot Straight
get it because it's it's rainbow yeah
it's funny
dumb hard to swallow pills refusing to
indulge in another person's psychosis is
not a phobia
now I'm offended that is not okay wow
wow wow wow this is why you never take
the top bag
yeah
never take the topic never take the
front anything at the store ever
always reach behind and see what's
behind there you know because generally
those are the ones expiring soon those
are the ones that most people touched
never take the ice the top bag by the
way 99 cent ice where the hell is that
12 year olds in 1776 trying to keep
playing their
12 year old in 1776 trying to keep
playing their Piccolo on beat after
watching their neighbor get blown in
half by a cannonball
uh that you know I don't know if there's
12 year olds there might have been
a lot of those Founding Father guys at
the time were like in their late teens
early 20s
and now we got kids
you know stealing Mom's credit card
stealing Dad's Apple ID to buy Roblox
never let anyone stop you from living
your best life
oh hell yeah
dude I love this
why not why not Innovation right there
that's Innovation you're not spending
you know 100 Grand on a boat you got
everything you need right there
everything well you had a trolling motor
on there I don't see a trolling motor
but you can you can make it with an
anchor you're just gonna find the right
spot sit back relax and catch your
disease is caused by your lifestyle so
should I change my lifestyle not at all
here's a pill
you know
some people
they need help okay they need whatever
pill they have I understand that
that being said we just talked about you
know ching ching lots of money involved
in this stuff
there's a lot of healthier things you
can do than take these pills most often
not every time I understand somebody
watching this you have your pills that's
fine I get it some of you need them
but
I'll explore every option that's all I'm
saying uh here we go again when it's
almost summer and all the annoying
creatures are showing up again
here we go first Sunday of Summer
they're all back they're all back and
they're bigger than ever oh yeah
I'm glad Google has taken Cal privacy
seriously
are you kidding me they blurred the
cow's face what the hell is a cow doing
here in the middle of the City Riverwalk
look at this
wait what the f
thank you Google thank you Google for
taking Cal privacy seriously let them
live in peace man this is how my
roommate eats her chicken McNuggets I
don't know if I should move out
leave don't even grab your stuff get out
of there that person's a psychopath you
don't know what they're planning what
they're doing
I it I take that back if they're eating
just the skin
they're a little bit more sand because
that's it's the unhealthy part but it's
the good part they're only eating the
ground up chicken beaks then
that's weird that's messed up remember
when they tried to defeat a respiratory
virus by preventing people from
exercising Outdoors
don't forget that's why I've included
this don't forget remember that remember
I remember those good times remember
that great when you realize Germany
always loses world wars and now they're
on your team
we want them on our team
they have a history they have a history
of losing it's just a fact do you think
you're having a bad day look at this
picture
just look at it that's that's a tragedy
it's salvageable though look at this all
you gotta do you know chop off the
bottom layer that has all the dirt on it
and all your fingernails from driving
and chewing
and then you put it back in you're good
to go you didn't you didn't lose all of
it it's not even melted yet this just
happened so are there Solutions yes
stealing Millions stealing billions
stealing trillions
also not funny
because it's true in 2012 a Chicago man
bought a car for 600 registered it in
his ex-girlfriend's name then parked it
at O'Hare Airport and racked up 678
parking tickets totaling 105 761.80
okay obviously they found out you did it
so I imagine you paid it but if you
don't get caught that's kind of a good
it's
kind of funny don't do that when you
find out it's
3499 dollars
yeah I just I'm not sold on the VR the
VR craze the Apple VR headset 3 500
really
and you gotta wear it on your head like
no no it's just it's so overhyped we let
social media influence us too much last
year I cheated on my ex because I
thought he was a bum because he wasn't
funding me to have a luxury lifestyle I
see others have on IG the whole time he
was saving money to adopt his nephews I
want him back but he hates me
I hope that's a real confession
I do and um shame on you for real shame
on you OxiClean releases new Clinton
strength formula guaranteed to get blood
out of carpets
Babylon B with another Banger I love it
I want Hillary advertising this on The
infomercials I would I would love that
Carroll County veterinary clinic dogs
prepare you for babies cats prepare you
for teenagers
we don't have teenagers yet but I would
imagine that's true
cat cats are just they're they're feisty
sometimes they're angry you know
me without coffee suffering me with
coffee suffering but with a faster heart
rate
don't drink too much though sometimes
it'll you know give you palpitations
think you're having a heart attack you
don't want that
ah completely misunderstood pride month
who wants to buy 15 lines
get into Pride Alliance dump a
non-binary person's worst nightmare
that's right computer coding the matrix
it's actually bigoted
it's a binary system it's all ones and
zeros
uh that we can't have that that's just
not okay health insurance is cool
because you get to pay a bunch of money
each month for nothing and then if
something happens to you you pay a bunch
more it is a giant giant problem I'm not
saying socialized medicine is a problem
just FY I'm just saying that our health
insurance situation is
freaking scam when a baby on board
sticker is a little faded and beat up
you know the kid is at least a year too
old now and the car is safe to ram
yeah I've never really understood those
stickers we we talk about these
probably every few months on the show
aren't people supposed to drive normally
regardless if there's a baby on board or
not I just don't get it while you're
taking the baby on board sticker off
take the 26.2 mile sticker off too oh my
God I'm so glad they posted this because
some people are meant to be wide and
some small and it's okay love yourself
queens and kings edits never mind I
think that's a gorilla but still love
yourself
there's a Cartman man Carmen's he's not
fat he's big bone man not fat he's big
bone shout out to this man for being a
strong father figure who challenged me
with hard work and kept me out of
trouble during the summer of 1998.
I played this a little bit later than
1998 but phenomenal game one of the one
of the all-time great games you get the
golden gun you ever do that it's kind of
like the first you know 2v2 you could
you could play four players on there
Legend a legend Legendary game me trying
to burn off calories after realizing
Beach season is in three days
I hope it worked because we're now a few
days past the beginning of Summer I
don't think that's gonna work but you
can try it careful you know hopefully
you got something on your skin so you
don't get burned but just pulled into a
DQ drive-through for a blizzard dude
tells me they're out of recess I say no
problem not your fault he did ask goes
that's where you're wrong I do the
ordering and I've been slacking
honesty
good
except in situations like this why would
you no
but while we're on this is it it's
Reese's not Reese's stop saying Reese
it's Reese's Reese's Pieces not Reese's
Pieces
all right and I swear to God 90 of
people say a Reese's
it's recess Reese says P says now
Reese's Pieces Just we gotta get that
clear because I'm sick and tired of
hearing it security at every level of
the airport is insane until you get to
the baggage claim then it's like take
whatever bag you want
yeah that's debatable that's uh you know
people are going to jail for that now
they're getting in trouble people that
work for Biden I don't know I think they
they got the third third charge on
baggage theft or something like that no
the cartoon the movie The Disney
adaptation
[Laughter]
uh pretty close pretty close to Accurate
yes women on Instagram be like I got new
shoes
dude
that is uh that's how you get likes and
go viral on Instagram you know you just
you put your butt out you like whoever
took a picture before social media like
that where you like you're turning
around like this to show your butt you
know when you're at your freaking your
five-year-old kid's birthday like that
it's like what's wrong with you stop
that we gotta we got a lot of problems
we're trying to solve in this episode
this is how you're supposed to eat your
waffles oh yeah look at that that is
it's perfect
you could you could disperse the butter
a little bit better but regardless dude
it looks like just a little tiny soggy
butter sugary syrup I want that right
now you come from dust and you will
return to dust that's why I don't dust
it could be someone you know
isn't that true isn't like isn't house
dust like
mostly skin particles or something like
that I might be wrong I don't know what
do we learn from hippopotamuses that
it's impossible to reduce weights by
eating Green Grass and salads and
walking
you can't refute that's a good point
they ain't losing weight
but they're doing all the right stuff so
must just be big boned the fact that I
rejected napping as a child that makes
me sick
it's like that Billy Madison clip man
stay here stay as long as you can for
the love of God
you know kids saying they can't wait to
get to high school can't wait to be an
adult
look you're gonna enjoy naps as an adult
just FYI you will who else is old enough
to remember when McDonald's use
styrofoam containers
never in my entire life have I seen a
styrofoam container at McDonald's when
the hell was this 70s 80s I don't know
do they have these still in the 90s if
they did I don't remember them I was
just a little kid so can't believe they
let just anyone make babies but you
gotta have a license to fish that's a
good point
there shouldn't be a license to fish
that's what I think and
you know some people
I'll just leave it at that you shouldn't
have a license to fish I'm just we're
gonna leave it right there aliens take
us to your later our leader
I wish these were funny still but it's
true this is true this is why the aliens
aren't coming to meet us
we know this bye hon I'll be back in a
gif famous last words
get it because he's gonna be back in a
peanut butter jar grind it up into
peanut butter
[Music]
I actually like this one I hate dad
jokes but that's funny United States of
America
hell yeah that's I'm talking about
yeah I want that I want that steak we're
gonna make this on the fourth of July
coming up hell to the year medium rare
only way to eat it how would you do in
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Tyler Zedd this is education 12 15. oh
stepping on them there's a it's black
anyway idiots