it's a boy cousin back with our Maori
video I have something really wet for
you basically
I found this Chinese Mario 64
reproduction cartridge I wonder who made
this or why this was made as you can
hear his voice is a bit different and
all the textures are missing it's also
we have this knockoff Mario here I don't
know what made him do this he he sounds
a bit more like a toad like an actual
mad man on a mission
while the original Mario sound kind of
like like he's still a human this one
here he just lost his mind so I wonder
if this version still has all the bugs
in it so I'm just gonna collect a few
stars maybe beat the game real quick all
right let's get the bully the bully star
very quick and easy to do this sounds
like something sorry why is that yeah
let's just quickly get a few stars here
this is a really quick one just do that
and then you do that and time to start
this here I just quickly need to get
four stars than MIPS appears and we can
go to Bowser also take note of how all
the songs the piano sound like their
shitty fluted is it just me something
weird going on here huh
once I'm done with this I'll actually
have quad record Linda's that's
something I say a lot because it's true
I have a lot of world records in Mario
64 X that no one else has ever played
because they didn't have to hack that
way I can ensure I after most world
records in the world I actually hold the
world record for the most blood records
but that's honestly because no one
contests certain holy [ __ ] the stuffs
actually kind of cool this is what they
need e does think aesthetic stuff like
but honestly I kind of like it oh yeah
they change that sounded so nice no girl
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screams we had the characters are all
missing because I guess the Chinese
programmers didn't have the American
characters and considering I'm running
this on an American computer
they just don't display right that must
be how it works beautiful sound mmm I
love it we just got that star zero a
process because under Chinese n64
controller I probably I'll have the able
and they have like two G button or
something I think you do something like
like this the tape headset where the
Chinese program is better than the
Japanese ones no they were not here we
go can't wait for the beautiful shining
star dialogues music come on thank you
yeah actually that summer to human that
doesn't count that was not a good
imitation I'm actually really happy to
be all day cuz just listen to his voice
the blj it's gonna be beautiful
that means in serious pain when he takes
them and this is serious pain alright I
got ready for the bill Jay the best part
of the video it's gonna come right now
I'm sure of it yep that's how I leave a
level I'm not that good at Mario Land
but like good enough to impress people
that don't know more you look well
oh the music get me out of your fast
please I thought I was through no please
please i want out thank you thank you
Chinese gods for letting me out of there
oh now we're going back to distorts our
room soon when it's loading screens over
[Applause]
yeah Mario I feel you
please Chinese gods let me through
where are the Chinese gods actually
never Buddhistic are there I don't even
have any Chinese gods to pray to to get
me through this
come on Buddha let me up
[ __ ] back to the torture room we go ooh
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[Applause]
beautiful arena dude mmm yummy so I'm
sure some of you guys are curious how
this works right now like how did I
change all the textures without even
knowing how the Texas look like I
actually like rotor codes that hijacks
Mario 64's rendering system and instead
of rendering any textures and like goes
for all the textures and destroys them
it takes the average pixel value out of
all of them and then just that becomes
the whole texture and then we have no
poly Mario yeah that's all I had to do
and of course the beautiful voices
good enough we missed one straw it's the
Chinese version is different I have to
get adjusted to the new input like of
the Chinese version very understandable
I forgive myself
next I'm just making up [ __ ] excuses
it's just because I'm better both of
those like we saved princess I was gonna
say some Chinese name but I have a
feeling I can't come up with one without
being incredibly racist so I'm just
leaving that one out for now
we saved the princess all we have to say
please don't kill me YouTube and please
don't cancel me Twitter I've actually
never seen the credit scene I just you
know made sure the first two rooms work
and then I was like yep the game's done
I'm gonna link the ROM not the ROM the
patch for the ROM which is me girl no
one can take me down here into
description and you guys can't play the
Chinese knockoff for yourself if you
want
you
and save the faceless princess and to
face the stoats oh yeah the toad hat I
knew that would be white spots it's a
very funny thing that is very
complicated to explain but it has to do
with Nintendo doing weird stuff that
they didn't have to do they just did it
that's not what the subtitles say
what does he say please
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all right that's a reasonable that's
yeah what now would shout that too if
the princess kissed my nose
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now look how beautiful all these levels
look like that we didn't play how
aesthetic I've actually never seen this
like I said I just made sure that the
castle works and then that's it
I guess this is back testing too because
if it didn't work in one of the levels
of a crash now and then I can fix it
before I release the video and okay I
thought it just crashed with how long
the loading times are this song is
probably gonna be over long before we
even reach the last screen it's gonna be
a very awkward end of the credits just a
prediction mmm oh my god
oh the lavas untouched I should have
known that and descent to interesting
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honestly I like some of these thoughts
does not make for an interesting like
abstract Mario 64 lever concept if you
chose good colors
I could work maybe you'll see a level
likeness or like a sub area and a level
like this like once from me I actually
have a plan for a lot of big customers
oh heck maybe I'll do it
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but before I can get to the plan I have
to finish so much other stuff you know
whenever I upload a video right now
people ask me eh where's missing link
I'll tell you
fun fact secret for all the people that
watch the video till here I finished the
final boss of missing link like a few
days ago when we finish the final
cutscene we just have to bed a test and
then we have to back test it and then
we're ready for release even though it's
super denied but still we want to make
sure everything is perfect
here comes the art but silent part of
the credits I want you about yep damn
peach is looking pretty thick in this
mud what the [ __ ] I didn't say that
that's not good for YouTube cut that out
alright that's it of course that's it
I'll see you guys in the next video bye
bye