all right uh welcome to the Clone
evaluation center uh I'm clone number
three I'm just going to be asking you a
few questions just to make sure that uh
you are a successful clone okay okay um
what is your name Jesse Ridgeway okay
very nice
uh when is your birthday September
29th what year 1992 okay um favorite
color orange without a doubt without a
doubt orange okay I have orange bed
sheets and your clone number 179 179
okay you're one of those okay
um okay
um okay I'm going to ask you a few
questions uh these are a little off the
book just trying to make sure that uh
you are what we're looking for okay or
what I'm looking for okay
um okay how long is your penis 19 in in
of 19 yeah
so that's Mr ridway all right uh on
average how many times do you crap per
day 19 19 times that's right on um we're
talking daily each day how many times do
you uh jerk off your snake in the garden
19 19 yeah things are looking nicely for
you yes thank you you should be uh right
where we want
you um
okay uh so now I'm going to ask you a
few more uh situational behaviors uh you
know blah blah blah fancy stuff uh just
tell me what you would do in the
situation okay okay situation one uh
your grandmother had has large plate of
cookies maybe like a dozen of chocolate
chip cookies freshed out of the oven
they're delicious she just has them
sitting right there on the counter she
says not to touch them at all she leaves
the room to go give herself a sponge
bath what do you do eat half of all the
cookies okay grandmother comes back in
se's half gone what do you then do tell
them tell her she ate them cuz she has
Alzheimer's that mhm okay situation two
your brother just had a huge party okay
everyone's dead on the ground uh they
all ODed on marijuana what do you then
do to take care of the situation burn
their bodies G the
evence but what about your dog dog goes
too very nice and finally situation
three there's a really hot girl on the
other side of the street what do you do
run over to her big hug big hug big hug
anything
else that's after that's later that's
later during the course of the day
during the course of the hug Afternoon
Delight yes all right no I'm saying wink
wink ah
okay you passed you passed situation
nice you're definitely the spawn of
Satan you are Jesse Ridgeway nice
okay uh one final test we're we have
three objects on the table a gun a fze
canister and a pill
bottle all right now please tell me
which one is the
gun
H this
one very nice
good
okay
something wrong
sir see Mr
Ridgeway would definitely pick this as
being the gun because it indeed is a gun
this is this is true it is he's using
his double meaning type deos it's kind
of a gun in its
own there's one thing that bothers me
about
you what's
that
you look Nothing Like Jesse
Ridgeway you look like Mark
logus but you act just like him so I
guess you are imperfectly
perfect I must
be
Mr ridway doesn't do
that