very angry look it's my work phone
because who would have thought running
your own small business single handly
would be a lot of work I've been
self-employed for a long time way back
in my musician
days and let me tell you guys if you're
self-employed out there get a work phone
the hardest thing about being
self-employed is like finishing work if
you're always reachable people will try
and reach you but also this is my backup
camera you've watched videos filmed by
this and never even known it but why am
I very angry because it's dead it's 3
months old and it's dead screen boom
it's just black the phone's still
working you'll hear it getting
notifications goinging I had to rush and
by a Lightning to HDMI cable to hook it
up to the Telly to see what messages are
on there cuz again this is my work phone
it's really important I tried every
troubleshooting step guys I have to take
it to Apple it's cooked so I needed a
work phone really quick so I just rushed
to the nearest JB high-fi legged it
straight to the cheapest phone section
and I was delighted it was just a
beautiful wall of nuggets and look
suffice to say I've bought a whole bunch
of them just so we can yell at them in
this episode and for 79 bucks mate you
can still buy a Nokia that looks like
this it is a proper old school noia cuz
yet Press Start
unlock oh I still prefer the monochrome
version but yes it has snake so the Neo
thing about this guy is it has 4G this
thing's going to work for a really
really long time only thing is this
really is a dumb phone like I haven't
actually tried the games yet um so we
got ninja no excuse me ninja UP And
racing attack that's just called traffic
all right let's try ninja
oh oh I'm doing
it I'm sorry you need to hear this music
Loop they won't get old at all
wow they really bothered with that one
and let's try Adelaide traffic this is
just traffic oh the lines are making my
head hurt how they're moving a lot
slower than everything else yes it has a
camera on the back hey Frankie are you b
a cutie are you posing for your photo
time hey do you have anything to say to
people or you just going to slink away
and hide rank's choosing the slink away
and hide
0.3 megapixels there's still making
cameras like this look the thing about
Old Brick noas like this nugget is that
yeah this guy is way less featured than
this one but this was built to be a good
phone like it feels so satisfying to
press the buttons it's got a heft to it
it's made of really nice plastic not all
Plastics are equal this thing feels
cheap and Hollow and just yeah oh those
noises get so
annoying well there's only one way to
know if it's a real Nokia mate is it as
strong as one of
these the answer is no mate so honestly
like that phone had no chance of getting
my SIM card and actually being my backup
work phone but this one genuinely is a
contender you can still buy flip phones
ah it's got the display on the outside
that's great it actually looks pretty
nice this nugget was 129 bucks
huge buttons on it like I really like it
here's a vintage noia from back in the
day and look at the screen size like
yeah it's an old nuggety flip phone but
it's a little bit more modern in that
regard now I thought it was going to be
pretty similar to the other Nokia until
I realized this idiot has YouTube and
Wifi you it's got a mouse
curs all right how how do I how do I
search can't deny that this is pretty
tortured okay there it is over oh there
oh yeah man I get the T9 type d a n k p
o d o s why did I make that two words
I'm an idiot
go yeah there's that horrible Channel
yeah browsing on a flip
phone oh let's look at Mankey old phones
on a Mankey phone don't watch this
channel it's terrible she's a little bit
laggy and the fact that this could do it
over 4G data is hilarious mate it's got
a headphone jack it actually has
features that modern flag ships don't
have and look at this Google
Maps take me to
Adelaide yeah load no reviews for
Adelaide yep that sounds about right oh
I wish this had a touch screen yeah from
the middle of the ocean yeah direct me
there how do I get to Adelaide from the
middle of the ocean what you I can't
cycle from there look it's got Facebook
WhatsApp an inferior version of snake I
hate it just simple snake just right
angles Google search it's got Twitter
pre-installed and that's really
important because there are people out
there who just don't want to deal with
going onto an app store the screen
quality is okay it's what you expect
there are some games on here and I
haven't played them yet let's do it
together of course these are all demos
you know they won't give you anything
okay it's it's just like 1942 the game I
think it's the same games that have been
out since like 2005 on phones or even
earlier probably real football see not
that handy EG business the rest of us
have yeah
what what what is this what is it how is
this football how long's the pitch just
collect all the trophies see this is why
it doesn't catch on the United States
this makes
no did I like the
game I can't answer no danger Dash is
this the same stinking idea
oh
Tigers o wow this is not running good on
this phone I'm going to be killed by the
Tigers I've already been onto the store
to grab a game for us right and I've
saved this cuz I reckon this one's going
to be a ripper I don't know if you ready
for the title of this one crazy eggs it
better be nuts like this better be out
of control an ad for Wikipedia that's a
very sensible ad for crazy
eggs wait hey what don't don't tease me
give me my crazy
eggs what no oh all right tutorial like
I need to know how to play Crazy eggs
okay whoa
W cra e all right I'm overselling it a
little bit this is not yes cheap glossy
back that attracts fingerprints and of
course a camera Frank you're on a Nokia
flip phone digital Zoom wait you could
barely make out a snoody booper there
there you go if you ignore the terrible
games and like the the YouTube and
Google Maps is very very funny uh I like
how it looks and yeah she's this one's
in the running but that's when I found
another brand Opel this is an Aussie boy
and it's also 129 bucks features a way
bigger screen here it's not as high
res yeah look at these chuner buttons
this is specifically designed for the
elderly and like harder Vision I like
these buttons and look dedicated
flashlight that is a good idea yes it
has a camera smile Frank you're on the
Opel flip
nugget I think it's even harder to make
out your snoody booer this time and an
SOS button you're ready for the most
amazing bit though who yeah it's a
touchcreen and it is surprisingly fluid
so it's got some simple apps in there
that you'd expect Facebook WhatsApp you
know there there're Staples but nothing
else really and if you press apps it
just gives you this garbage but the
browser yeah baby you can browse YouTube
um it's a lot crunchier and much harder
work but it is doable d a n k a p o d s
look a terrible channel the touch screen
really helps it works okay like almost
livable the only problem is it tends to
just Freeze and stop playing you got to
keep pressing play again sort of thing
oh man if it had an actual YouTube app
and I'm sure there's people out there
who could get YouTube on this cuz I
believe this is just a skin of Android
or something actual super cool accessory
that comes with it a dock like a
charging cradle that a pretty fiddly
connect if your handshake a lot and this
guy you can just slam dunk it in there
to charge it yeah like I like it and
that's when I noticed for the exact same
money from the exact same company you
could get this 129 bucks and it's fun
because it looks like a bootleg Galaxy
S2 and then on the back
HTC it's like a crossbreed Doug but like
you know crossbreed smartphone this is a
big old screen for what you get it's
okay hey it's got an actual proper
YouTube app yeah um it's a bit slow
right it's a little bit slow when
hooking this guy for the first time it
was all in Chinese very interesting it
hooked up to Wi-Fi easily it installed
updates I think it's Android go there
you go gig of RAM 8 gigs ROM I'm
guessing that means storage it can only
take a 32 gig card you know you got to
make them cheap somehow 4G there Android
go the speaker can be pretty teeny but
baby it's got a headphone jack so who
cares only Annoying Thing is the screen
keeps dimming all the time oh there you
go or brightening up it just kind of has
a mind of its own and even if you adjust
it it'll fight you the whole time and
it's kicked itself off the Wi-Fi once
it's hard to get into landscape it's
okay yes it has a camera W we're filming
on the Opel smarty pants phone that I
can't figure out how to zoom in on who
there we go I don't know if you can make
out Frank though so it got me thinking
at this point like well what if you
spend just a little bit extra what can
you get so for 169 bucks nice price from
Nokia the Nokia
1.4 stupid name but it has a headphone
check all these are outclassing modern
phones completely dual cameras look out
mate ooh full screen Nokia can we zoom
in on the
Franklin yes there she is fingerprint
sensor you bet and it was a nightmare to
hook up for the first time it was yeah
it was really really clunky like an old
iPhone 6 just mops the floor with this
it has like face ID as well but it's
nowhere near as sophisticated like on
the Apple ones like you got to move your
head in all these directions and things
this guy literally just said sit still
all right you're good and it's
incredibly slow I never bother with it
but look at this the screen is gigantic
curved edges and like the little hump
there that's Pretty stinking amazing you
bet just got YouTube and all that it's
still a bit
slow there you go come on go on the
landscape oh I have to do it manually
yeah she's she's a bit slow but hey has
a handheld TV content watching thing the
fact that I could just walk in same day
and grab this that's super cool uh
YouTube has crashed on me a few times
during the setup it kept trying to sell
me things it was really annoying and the
backlight on this gu is all over the
place as well it just be
going but look looking at smartphones
like this you know this isn't the whole
Market because you could always buy used
and for 129 bucks refurbished you could
get an iPhone 6 and honestly right at
the gates this thing is made beautifully
this wasn't designed to be cheap it's
just old now a headphone jack oh look a
really out ofate proprietary connection
that should be replaced by USBC a long
time ago it'd be really embarrassing if
their latest phones were still using
this setting this thing up for the the
first time was like a dream booat the
touch ID setup was just like a brand new
phone the screen is nicer but installed
the latest updates and it's not bad I
mean yes it stutters a little bit
loading YouTube and all that sort of
thing this one is Ben that's how you
know it's an iPhone 6 it would do 60
frames a second 1080p yeah iPhone 6
camera wait Qui yeah iPhone 6 camera hey
10860 Frank it is pretty dim looking but
I think the qu is there I mean you a
little bit extra light and like that
would work really good but this could do
slowmo as well it's got iMessage and
airdrop when these load Google Maps it
really stutters and stalls and I find
this guy just handles that little bit
better it shows you how they get these
at cheap is because they really do have
the specs of an ancient phone I think
this guy just squeezes it out over these
two and it doesn't have to be an iPhone
I mean go find a period time like I
don't know like Galaxy or something and
it's got going to perform in a similar
way but the whole point of this video is
me looking for a phone so who's getting
my SIM card you know I don't want a man
iPhone and it's not going to be either
one of these because for my work phone
honestly all I do with it is answer text
and answer calls that is it and you know
and these can just be a little bit too
clunky for me I want someone just flick
answer hang up which means it can only
be between two boys the flip nuggets and
it is so close cuz honestly while I
think this is a cooler looking design I
like these buttons and layout like
having a dedicated flashlight button
that touchcreen really makes it work so
much better this does have a better
microphone which is going to be better
for calls but I love that this has a
dedicated and working YouTube app and
Maps that's too funny who's getting my
sim it's this guy and I'm looking
forward to this because I finally have a
phone that can share the same pocket as
my keys but damn that was a close second
place I don't know I'm still you know
half and half on this guy right well
that's it thanks so much for watching
huge thanks to my patrons especially
these stinky names right here because my
$1 a month I do extra videos to give
respect to this guy for I'm telling you
it was a really close second place we're
going to do a whole video filmed on this
we smell the pixels and we'll just
struggle through it together and I don't
even know how I'm going to mount this
into my rig to even film with it but
that's my problem so anyways thanks so
much and all see you all next time
Frank you look like discarded spaghetti
like someone's just thrown it in a bin
bag and just left it that's you Frank