it's so famous you want to do in his
voice right turn the freaking frogs gay
it's a bad Alex Jones impression it's
not Gravely enough is you've got gravity
voice okay
he sounds like a demon
[Music]
Hello everybody welcome back to another
episode of Brain Blaze this one Alex
Jones
exclusively about Alex Jones Rage
Against the official narrative I love it
Alex Jones just keeps getting fined I
think uh well last month it was bumped
up to like 1.4 billion or whatever I
mean he's never gonna be able to pay it
because he doesn't have 1.4 billion but
I think he declared like bankruptcy like
for his company for himself all this
kind of stuff The only positive thing
that I thought about Alex roses when he
when he had Kanye on his show Alex Jones
seemed like the reasonable one and I was
like wow is Alex Jones that bad and it's
like yeah already compare him to Kanye
you're kind of like yeah yeah he's all
right
you're not a Nazi you don't deserve to
be called that and demonized well you
know something really weird is going on
when you're watching a debate on
television you find yourself concluding
that the one behaving most reasonably is
Piers bloody Morgan I think this must
have been my first introduction to Alex
Jones in 2013. Alex had been invited
onto Piers Morgan's CNN show for a
lively chat after launching a petition
to deport Pierce back to the UK for
daring to express his support for a U.S
ban on semi-automatic weapons and
high-capacity magazines how dare you
pierce
the Republic will rise again when you
attempt to take our guns I'm not against
guns like I don't think that all guns
should be banned but I'm kind of weird
never thought I'd say it kind of with
Piers Morgan like this one do we need
high capacity magazines sorry not we do
you Americans need high capacity
magazines do you need semi-automatic
assault weapons what's the difference
between a semi-automatic assault weapon
and a regular semi-autumn because I'm
not like semi-automatic is just a gun
that you don't have to [ __ ] every time
right so don't have a problem with that
assault weapons though is that is I feel
like that's one of those things that
isn't properly defined
[Music]
I don't know much about guns so
everyone's going to be in the comments
being like yeehaw but I think assault
weapon is something that doesn't have a
proper definition which makes it
complicated that anyway it doesn't
matter let's just carry on Piers didn't
actually get to say very much and the
few talking points he tried pushing to
Alex could arguably have been torn apart
by someone who could have kept a lid on
temper within the space of just a few
minutes Alex had angrily predicted a
repeat of the 1776 Uprising if anyone
tried to take away the Firearms of
Americans He barked out his technically
inaccurate opinion that all the citizens
of England are attempting to flee a
police state and challenged Piers to a
televised boxing match Alex tries what
you're up to no one's trying to flee I'm
sure there are some people who are
trying to flee England it's not very
many
and it's not because it's a police state
Jesus but for the most part Pierce was
uncharacteristically silent as he sat
back and allowed Alex to rapidly drift
into frothing madman mode and this
perhaps did more to support the argument
for tied to gun control than anything
Pierce could have vocalized yes
sometimes you just need to sit there and
be like
is my show and uh you are more than
welcome to hang yourself on it
you finished yes I am finished you will
not take my ride you go through
background checks to get guns the very
same year they're usually highly
disciplined Scottish broadcaster Andrew
Neal showed a little less restraint when
Alex turned up for a debate on the BBC's
Sunday politics show and again quickly
boiled over into explosive rage as he
began screaming that the government was
trying to poison the water supply it's
one of those things where I'm like CNN
why are you giving Alex Jones a platform
bloody BBC what are you doing why would
you invite Alex Jones onto your show
it's like inviting a conspiracy theorist
on to talk about like covid vaccines or
5G as I just stop it you don't give
these people a platform it's I bet
everyone deserves their right to say
what they want to say it's like
sure they can say what they want to say
doesn't mean we have to listen doesn't
mean that the BBC has to be like yeah
we'll let them we'll let them talk it's
just stupid although I guess the thing
is they're just gonna hang themselves
although there are some people who are
still like no I believe it and it's like
dude he's saying the government's
poisoning the water supply which
like I don't know the government has
done some shady the past so that's
probably not the best example but let's
use chips in vaccines I mean that's just
insane technologically and also
conspiratorially on that occasion Andrew
Neal collapsed into giggles and told
Alex who's the worst person he'd ever
interviewed he wiggled his fingers
around his head and stuck out his tongue
to indicate that Alex was meant
challenged or so he's like this
I haven't done this
so I was at school and he wrapped up the
show over a still screaming Alex by
declaring to the TV audience we have an
idiot in the program today coming up
today is a slightly challenging person
to do interview largely because he
refuses to acknowledge anything that
anybody ever says to him and instead
attempts to shout everything else down
during ever escalating rant that swiftly
bubble into a comical Crescendo of rage
and paranoia but maybe we should cut him
a bit of slack the poor Lam is having a
run of Jolly rotten luck at the moment
he's just been ordered to pay 1.5
billion dollars in damages to the
families of the victims of the mass
shooting at Sandy Hook this was uh um a
long time ago I'm recording this in
January this has probably written a
month ago so I'm so far behind on
recording these you probably won't see
this like February or something sorry
okay I'll push it to the front of the
queue so you'll hopefully see it sooner
rather than later if you are then then I
did that successfully which is nice for
me and you in 2012 after repeatedly
claiming that the whole devastating
incident was just staged by actors as an
excuse for the Obama Administration to
tighten firearm restrictions but he's
bound to get a few things wrong from
time to time just a few just a few
that's the problem with being alone
Brave revolutionary fighting and all
ongoing battle against big brother and
the devil worshiping pedophiles that
make up the New World Order you can't be
expected to get everything right but
what exactly makes the American
libertarian gravelly voice broadcaster
tick
money I'd say money's gonna be a large
part of there because he's getting rich
off selling like all those weird
supplements isn't he how could he be so
rich and so poor at the same time why is
he being censored at every turn by the
evil forces that control the mainstream
media in just a case not absolutely
clear that is sarcasm and is he a genius
manipulative businessman or just allowed
ignorant obnoxious deluded and
self-assessed ass Monger it could be
both those things are not mutually
exclusive are they by the way apologies
in advance if we miss out your favorite
Alex Jones moment here this is not meant
to be his complete life story it would
take about seven epic Blazers to cover
every nutty detail of his life and I
know that Simon doesn't want to talk
about Alex Jones for any longer than
absolutely necessary so now it could
have been Joy from Alex Jones
and uh the 1.5 billion dollars that he's
been fined
long before he was peddling on founded
conspiracy theories on his YouTube
channel and later on his own website
such as Infowars and Prison Planet never
even heard of that one a young Alex
Jones dropped out of Austin Community
College in the 90s and started out
broadcasting on Late Night Public Access
cable TV before moving into local radio
it seems like okay so he went from like
public access to local radio to like
YouTube and YouTube must have banned him
right did that happen I don't know Alex
Jones couldn't spout this [ __ ] they'd be
like no no because they take down like
tons of videos about like covid misinfo
and all of this stuff and conspiracies
because you know it's nonsense
he wouldn't be allowed he must have got
banned he's not on Twitter or anything
like that is he I think even Elon Musk
who's like this free speed absolutist
except not really he was even like no
Alex Jones can't come back he can't come
back good for you Elon a joint winner of
Best Austin talk radio host by 1999.
Alex's distinct brand of dude radio
appealing almost exclusively to young
white men attracted an audience which
appeared to be divided into two broad
camps I think this is one thing that is
uh my audience is like 90 dudes
obviously they don't provide you an
ethnic breakdown because that would be
weird but uh it's kind of weird they
provide a gender breakdown in a way
isn't it I don't know look 90 of I don't
know what it is for brain Blaze but like
fact-based content like biographics
geogram is all of these like classic
shows it's like 90 dudes obviously the
Casual criminalist is not and uh
decoding the unknown is much less but
these like classic fact shows just dudes
it's really a lot of dudes are you a
dude let me know in the comments below I
know this is this channel is more
balanced but dudes love facts and that's
a fact it attracted an audience which
appeared to be divided into two broad
camps the angry tinfoil hat Brigade who
genuinely believed in all the stuff that
Alex was spouting about lizard people
and false flags and the shadowy New
World Order and the Stoners who just
found Alex's blazes of Blind Fury to be
comically entertaining yeah no he is
entertaining like there's no question
Alex Jones is an entertaining dude it's
just unfortunately entertained with all
of this insane stuff but even during
those very early years it seems that
Alex Jones was a tricky man to work with
long before getting fired from Austin
kjfk FM radio station in 1999 good Lord
that is a mouthful for referencing for
refusing to broaden his topics he got
involved in a pretty embarrassing brawl
in the car park of his former employees
at ACAC radio Alex had invited his loyal
listeners to come along to an open house
event at the radio station which had put
on a nice little spread the turnout
wasn't great and Alex became infuriated
when he recognized the voice of one of
the very few attendees it was the same
guy who'd spent the last few weeks
ruining Alex's broadcast by continually
piss taking making business taking prank
calls to the live show they don't have a
screener
you gotta have someone screening the
calls you're a live show I was like
hello ah
are you still there surely surely this
was the past they can't just get new
phone number I suppose they go to a pay
phone but is anyone gonna make that
effort yo mama
now an opportunity to exchange insults
in person but the other guy apparently
went too far when he referred to Alex's
Jarhead Jones and Amy often used when
taunting the host live on air this
tipped Alex over the edge he challenged
the guy to a fight in the car park
during which Alex would apparently whoop
his [ __ ] ass
it didn't quite turn out like that the
other guy known locally as space Hitler
gave Alex a proper bundling oh my God
you've got to be so convex James is a
big dude you got to be like pretty
confident to be like let's have a fight
and then for the it's embarrassing about
a guy's gonna whip your ass you know how
many fights I challenge people to none
because I'd only get my ass whipped when
the radio station programmer Charlie
sotello tried to get Alex inside to
safety Alex accused him of Defending
space Hitler and spat blood in Charlie's
face dude not okay Alex then got another
punch in the head this time from his own
colleague
as the version event supported by all
the other eyewitnesses to the scene Alex
of course got a slightly different
versions of the police he reckoned that
he was assaulted by a group of four
knife-wielding Thugs who attacked him
because of his beliefs Alex there were
many eyewitnesses you can't just see I
mean you can say whatever you want but
but no that's not what that's that's not
what everyone else had happened they're
all part of the New World Order are they
Alex Alexa do you work for the CIA I'm
not employed by them I'm made by Amazon
Alexa you are lying to me it seems that
Alex always had a knack for pulling out
an unlikely alternative to the official
narrative and he would go on to carve a
lucrative career from this over the
decades to follow to be fair to Alex
Jones he gets things right every now and
again take picklegate for example during
a skit on 2016 episode of Jimmy Kimmel's
show on ABC the host invited then
Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton to
open a jar of pickles on TV in a
light-hearted attempt to debunk Trump's
claim that she was too weak and frail as
a woman to serve as presidents um you
don't need to be strong and not frail to
serve as President Joe Biden his
president how is this relevant I'm sure
it's going to be I don't remember this
at all I'm sure she can't open the
pickles and that's absolutely nothing to
do with her level of political
competence in any way whatsoever when
Hillary opened the jar with ease Alex
went into another meltdown and started
ranting in detail on his radio show how
the whole thing had clearly been fixed
Jimmy Kimmel it's also a comedy show
even if they had fixed it it doesn't
matter it's a joke Jimmy Kimmel quickly
revealed that the lid of the jar had
indeed been loosened beforehand but the
segment was intended to be a bit of
light entertainment rather than a
credible bid to seize control of the
White House under false pretenses Fran
obviously use your small brain in The
Following episode of his show Jimmy
Kimmel noted if you're ever feeling bad
about your job just remember there's a
grown man who spent a full seven minutes
yelling about me in a pickle jar on
television some of Alex's other claims
are a bit more dubious though shortly
after the 911 terrorist attacks he
suggested on his radio show that there
was a 98 chance that the attack was
orchestrated by the Bush Administration
as a pretext to introduce martial law at
least he was decent enough to win it
there was a two percent chance he might
be wrong whilst martial law ever
Institute Alex Jones no in a 2017
edition of Infowars video broadcast he
revealed that Michelle Obama was
transgender originally born Michael as
evidenced by a slight bulge in her pants
which were actually just pleats
it's like okay okay okay so 911.
the idea that the government might
consider a false flag attack in order to
initiate a war or something like that
absolutely look totally considerable
fairly reasonable the idea that Michelle
Obama was born a man is like you can't
just take every conspiracy theory and
mash it together and then be like well
you can take that one seriously but not
this one it just discredits the whole
thing not that I think 911 was The
Conspiracy Theory or anything but you
know the government has governments have
done false Flags things before many
times comedian Joan Rivers apparently
became aware of this but was murdered
before she could Spill the Beans Alex
has long held the perfectly plausible
belief that the bull Melinda gate
Foundation is just a front for Satanic
Mass Eugenics program with the New World
Order which aims to control the World by
sterilizing most of the population he
also seems to believe that the
trust-funded Adolf Hitler
wait The Villa Melinda Gates Foundation
Alex your history is off by decades
nearly a century but who need to check
his dates on this one yes and I'll tell
you someone else he's been a member of
that demonic high-tech tyranny that
makes other New World Order Lady Gaga
Alex noted that Lady Gaga's widely
acclaimed performance during the
halftime show the 2017 Super Bowl was a
Satanic ritual which was enacted to
condition the audience into accepting
Lady Gaga as the goddess of Satan who
will rule over the world alongside the
oncoming rise of the robots Alex why
must you mash all of the conspiracies
together why do we have to mash the
uprising of the robots together with
Lady Gaga it just makes no sense
oh my God why is everyone phoning to me
what's going on
you may snort into original Simon but
Alex has proof to back up this Theory
though he doesn't no he doesn't she
wears meat suits and does all these
rituals he explains over the years Alex
has also revealed that U.S abortion
clinics are harvesting the organs of
life babies a profit We're not gonna
have Pepsi with baby flavoring in it he
Rants and some others both Hillary
Clinton and Barack Obama spell of sulfur
because they're demons Pokemon go is at
all created by the Illuminati which is
designed to destroy your Humanity the
introduction of an autistic puppet
character in Sesame Street was designed
to normalize autism a disorder caused by
dangerous vaccines most natural
disasters since 1990s including
Hurricane Sandy in 2012 which claimed
233 lives across eight countries the
result of secret government projects to
manipulate the weathering cohorts of
people for readily no discernible reason
and then of course there's the gay frogs
during a 2017 broadcast Jarhead Jones
was kind enough to inform us that the US
government had been secretly putting
chemicals in the water oh which had
inadvertently turned the friggin frogs
gay
it's so famous you want to do in his
voice right turn the freaking frogs gay
it's a bad Alex Jones impression it's
not Gravelly enough is you've got
gravity boys
he sounds like a demon
and let's not even mention the Clockwork
elves for another dimension
surely that's sarcasm although Alex has
let slip his feeling on this matter a
couple of times he admits that we're not
quite ready yet to hear about The
Clockwork elves oh my Lord of course one
or two of these claims can be dismissed
as the harmless rantings of an imbecile
but there's a darker hateful and harmful
element to some of Alex Jones's potty
conspiracy theories although Michelle
Obama is most definitely not transgender
what business would it be of Alex Jones
as if she was why is he bringing it up
as a conspiracy and there's something
sinister lurking beneath the lily pads
of those freaking gay frogs too the gay
frogs hopped out of Alex's belief that
there can't be a natural reason why
there are so many gay people around
today instead he insists that the
Pentagon must have embarked upon a
secret chemical warfare operation to
sterilize the population by turning
everybody gay
um
there's a pretty major floor in this
there's always been lots of gay people
just nowadays people are okay we'd be
like yeah no I'm gay and still on the
past world like I bet if you went to
Iran or whatever you do a survey how
many people come back and get probably
like three and it's not because there
are three gay people in Iran it's
because it's not okay to be gay it is
Iran that's that way right I feel like
it's Iran sorry Iran if it's not you but
if it is you [ __ ] you they do this by
inserting gay chemicals into the tap
water and the plastic lining of juice
boxes
in Alex's head this appears to be the
only feasible explanation when he
doesn't like drag performers either to
the surprise of nobody he feels that
they're introducing children to Satanic
rituals during a video that finally got
him booted off YouTube for good in 2018.
Alex declared his desire to burn all
drag performers alive well mate can it
get any worse than that well yes of
course it can although Alex didn't
invent the infamous pizzagate conspiracy
he had a huge hand in spreading that lie
that an uphold pedophile ring was
operating from the basement of the Comet
Ping Pong restaurant in Washington DC
after he urged his viewers to go and
investigate it for yourself one Info
Wars viewer did just that armed with an
AR-15 assault rifle to help with his
inquiries thankfully nobody was hurt and
this resulted in a rare apology and
retraction from Alex albiet an apology
and retraction prompted by a libel suit
from the owner of the restaurant oh [ __ ]
I'm sorry
for what however I don't think Alex ever
stooped as low as he did when he alleged
in 2012 that the massacre at Sandy Hook
Elementary School which left 26 dead
including 20 children was faked by
crisis actors along with having to deal
with the brutal loss of their young
children some parents were now also
receiving death threats from Alex Jones
followers who were convinced that the
parents had made it all up one parent
testified in court that a conspiracy
theorist had urinated on the grave of
his seven-year-old son and then
threatened to dig up the coffin I mean
this Alex Jones more than the guy who
actually did this because the guy who
did this is just a small brain who got
sucked in by a conspiracy theory that
someone with a big brain I like stone is
a pretty smart dude made him believe
Alex now admits that his theory always a
mistake but when he was sued for
defamation and intentional infliction of
emotional distress the 2022 trials
didn't exactly go Alex's way his defense
was hardly helped Along by the fact that
his comedy lawyers accidentally sent the
prosecution incriminating evidence from
Alex's phone which proved that he had
lied under oath uh oh following the
first that takes like a civil suit into
perjury right which is a crime following
the first trial in Texas He was ordered
to pay 4.1 million dollars in
compensatory damages and 45.2 million
dollars in punitive damages following
the second trial in Connecticut He was
ordered to pay another
473 million dollars in punitive and 965
million dollars in compensatory damages
bringing the grand total to just a
smidge under 1.5 billion he still faces
a third trial in Texas well I expect to
be ordered to pay around three trillion
dollars or something Alex streamed his
live reaction to the verdict of the
second trial but he didn't seem too
concerned in his own words do these
people actually think they get any money
of course the families aren't likely to
receive anywhere near the figure of 1.5
billion dollars partially because it's
such a hefty sum that is likely to be
reduced on appeal and partly because
Alex hasn't got that much money in fact
Alex has already filed bankruptcy and
has stated that anything over two
million dollars would sink his whole
empire
um good
good that's a 2.1 oh 1.5 Bill oh what a
loser
good
good yeah there's only League text
messages painted a different Financial
picture although it was banned from
pretty much every social media platform
in 2018 including ones that I've never
even heard of his business model
continued to flourish after the band and
Alex privately claimed that he was still
pulling in four million dollars a week
although he could have been lying again
the Sandy Hook families have already
accused Alex of diverting his assets to
Shell companies in a bid to hide his
wealth a move which would be a terrible
idea after it just submitted himself to
the scrutiny of bankruptcy as um Boris
Becker well
he just got released from prison the
other day after like nine months because
he was hiding money when he declared
himself bankrupt it's not a good idea
you're taking something that is like
civil and turning it into crime don't do
that
but what a business model though on the
surface platforms such as Infowars may
appear to be an opportunity for Alex to
spout conspiracy theories to 10 million
visitors a month but it's alleged that
they're little more than dressed up
commercials for Alex's snake oil
products which are designed to be the
solutions to the very same fake problems
that he creates it was a sponsor who
wanted to work with us which unlike the
scale of legitimacy I'd probably give
them like a 7 out of ten but they had
this thing and I'm not going to say who
they are or be more specific but
basically they were say they basically
said okay you have this problem and we
also have the solution and I'm super
sketchy of businesses like that and I
realized the whole like medical industry
is kind of similar to that but you know
there's a barrier to entry called
medical school that this was just a
company that was like hey yeah do this
maybe we'll see if there's something
wrong with you and if there is you can
use our product and I'm like that is
just asking for trouble in my opinion so
they don't sponsor me no thanks I choose
life as Alex tells his viewers that
they're facing Armageddon in a world of
enforced sterilization and Magic gay
water he's simultaneous obviously tries
to flog your survival Kit's brain pills
bulletproof vests fluoride free
toothpaste and male Vitality drops to
keep the gay away one of his biggest
money Spinners is a range of dubious
dietary supplements which have not been
certified for use by the FDA but
dismissed by Labrador a San Francisco
laboratory as overpriced and largely
ineffective just one quick example from
this long list Alex sells a zinc
supplement called anthroplex which is
priced at 29.95 it contains very little
zinc you can pick up a far more
effective zinc supplement off the shelf
for just a few dollars but all of this
gives Credence to the theory that Alex
Jones is far from a delusionary fool
yeah I've already said Alex Jones has a
big brain like I don't think Alex Jones
believes half that says Alex Jones is a
businessman he's a very sharp
businessman who's making a fat profit
from peddling fake news and selling
worthless Solutions according to Labs
not according to me according to those
labs that analyze them those that what
we're talking about there other people's
research and definitely only my opinion
not a statement during a legal battle
Alex Jones needs all the money you can
get during a legal battle in 2017 over
the custody of his kids his own lawyers
argued that he was a performance artist
and that his work was satar the very
next day Alex insisted to his listeners
that he was a hundred percent real while
that's the game isn't it because he can
fool the listeners that he could say
like I'm just following my listeners and
then the listeners will still believe
him because he'll go and tell them that
he's even if he is a performance artist
they'll still believe him even if he
it's
it's kind of Genius
listen to you I'm a listener I have
served mother well I have some people
have claimed that Alex is noticeably
calm when he's not glaring into a camera
whereas former colleagues of Jade said
that he's just as manic off-screen of
course people are different when they're
talking to a camera I'm different when
I'm not talking to the camera this is
like me plus like 50 if you talk to me
in real life it'd be a bit more boring
because we'll be having a real person
conversation not me performing because
this is performance this isn't how I
actually am it's like me just Amplified
it's like me plus cocaine
his ex-wife may be a little biased after
her own legal battle with Alex but she
claims that he's even more unhinged in
real life and that he's a terrifyingly
delusional man from whom Society should
be protected the jury's still out on
what exactly makes Alex Jones tick but I
suspect the answer includes dollar signs
he must surely be acutely aware of how
exactly he's raking in so much money
from selling allegedly ineffective
products to gullible fools or an
intriguing potential outcome of these
recent legal battles is that Alex may
have to sign over his future earnings
from platforms such as Infowars to the
Sandy Hook families that is a bit of a
problem though because then he's just
not going to bother it'd be like okay if
we're going to take all of your future
earnings then you're going to be like
what future earnings the day I have to
do is gonna have to be a percentage
isn't it which still means Alice is
going to align his pockets and they'll
have the power to take Infowars in a
more credible Direction by closing down
the whole stinking Enterprise a recent
Infowars broadcast saw Alex having a
cozy chat with Kanye West who is
expressing his deep love
for Hitler and the Nazis Alex initially
burst out laughing but quickly mumbled
that he disagreed with Kanye's opinions
you know something really weird is going
on when you're watching a debate between
two people on television you find
yourself concluding that the one
behaving the most reasonably is Alex
bloody Jones and thank you for watching
the Republic will rise again when you
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