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i'm about to spend five thousand dollars
in the next five minutes buying the
weirdest tech on the entire internet and
then we're gonna test it okay let's
start with etsy because i know this
looks like a really family-friendly
store but this website gets weird wow
this is why i love etsy it tests the
limit of creativity
i want it all
i think we've just found the pinnacle
the infinity dodecahedron i can't even
imagine what this would be like to hold
in your hand
type in weird gadgets we just got
nicolas cage on a spoon so someone is 3d
printing guns that shoot tic tacs why
not world's first emotional party mask
this is rather terrifying probably not
my kind of party but let's try it it's
making me think actually what if we can
use the internet to create the most
outrageous tech outfit yeah maybe not
now that is actually cool let's uh let's
get this one and see how well the fiber
optic works i think it may be time to
enter the weirdest site of them all
hello wish.com a laser glove
some shoes
these look ridiculous i can't believe
i'm gonna buy them gone man let's go
gold okay let's move past the led outfit
let's go for just weird gadgets we've
got a device here that turns your toilet
breaks into a rave let's get that we've
got a device here that you can
apparently put your batteries inside of
and it will tell you the amount of
charge left i can't be the only one who
had no idea this existed got some very
unusual bike seats creative
egg lamp
i can't be the only one seeing this i
think we have to buy it to be sure that
is quite the warning light let's have a
look at some novelty usb sticks this can
normally get pretty strange
yeah
yeah i mean
technically that is what i was looking
for weird
earphones what is that it's an a bone
conduction ear hook let's try it
wireless mushroom speaker ah it also
sticks onto the back of your phone for
three dollars
it might actually be quite a good
product hmm
isn't it just crazy to think that there
are people out there whose entire job is
to design stuff like this anyways i
think it's time we move over to amazon
got a real assortment here there is a
bob ross toaster which toasts bob ross's
face onto your bread wow
uh
the kubo it has a heartbeat what is this
so this is basically a pillow that when
you hug it it tries to recreate the
feeling of hugging an actual animal so
it has its own heartbeat it responds to
sounds it even like wags its tail
apparently who is this for there's a
company here called ninebot which has
some of the strangest vehicles i've ever
seen a self-balancing wheel i don't even
quite get how that keeps you upright and
then they also do something called
electric hover shoes which i mean that
literally looks and sounds like
something straight out of a movie but
i've never heard of them oh you can
actually buy a physical handset
for your mobile phone
why then you have to connect it using a
usbc adapter that is bizarre this is
fascinating
so you can actually buy a belt that
detects when you're falling and then
inflates an airbag inside of it to
protect you from that fall it's like a
superpower i cannot believe this is a
real product the pavlok3 you basically
wear around your wrist like a normal
wearable device but as well as tracking
all your stats it can give you electric
shocks to try and get you out of your
bad habits this is a shock collar for
humans what i mean yeah i've got some
bad habits let's let's see if it can get
me out of them what am i signing up for
there's a gun here which basically uses
ordinary table salt as ammo doesn't
require any batteries and can shoot that
table salt out to get rid of insects
i've like a thousand questions ah okay
so this it's called ottomatone is a a
japanese musical instrument that can
apparently sing you can kind of adjust
the pitch and the bass with your fingers
definitely one of those we need to see
in person to to be able to understand it
my god this is going to be a very odd
unboxing experience
i can't believe i actually bought this
stuff i'm only just realizing how
strange it is now that i can see it
sitting on my desk in front of me so
let's start weird and keep getting
weirder taking things off with kubu what
looks to be a replacement for your pet
all right so here's milo he's kind of
soft a little biter than i would like
also absolutely covers you in cat hair
and here's kuvu oh you're a real soft
aren't you he wants his tail when you
stroke him he's getting a bit excited
now that's enough it's just like a real
cat but it actually does what you want
it to do sorry milo if you think that's
odd
we're about to make some very strange
slices of toast this is the bob ross
toaster and it is begging an obvious
question is the face gonna taste
different to the rest of it only one way
to find out god that got hot quickly
what the fuck bob
just happened
oh
my
god fully looks like we got the wish.com
version of the photo we were promised
the outside tastes fine but the face is
to call that burn would be a compliment
this is really heavy
but i'm so excited about these two the
world's weirdest vehicles i guess so
first up with the hover shoes which can
apparently whisk you away at 12
kilometers per hour or three times the
speed of walking and then the even more
expensive and even
more capable
solo wheel unicycle
if the unboxing experience is this
dangerous i'm slightly scared for the
riding experience and the crazy part of
this one is that they're saying it's
going to fly me around at twice that
speed 24 kilometers per hour it soiled
my desk the hell man both of these are
gonna need charging up so we'll stick
them on now and come back to them at the
end
okay time for a lightning round
those tvs have not been working this
entire time have they
let's try that again these are the
cheapest weird gadgets 200 seconds on
the clock let's go
so first up this mushroom is a three
dollar bluetooth speaker but what on
earth does a three dollar speaker sound
like good if you could turn it on
oh the eyes are buttons it's got a
sticky pad so i mean
okay slightly louder and slightly
bassier than my phone
better than i expected
ah
the creative egg lights so yeah i mean
for three dollars i see no reason not to
get a pair of these
lights but hey i mean if your goal is to
get people on the road to notice you
they're not gonna be able to look away
now it's perfect
right then we've got the battery
capacity tester all right so here we got
a battery that i know is full because i
got it straight from the pack and it
does tell me it's 100
so it works so let's try the one that's
inside my tv remote right now it's got
about 90
pleasant surprise now as dumb as i know
it sounds this toilet aromatherapy led
kit actually has the potential to be a
game changer product
just need to clean the toilet before the
scene
right so i've set this all up and i know
i kind of bought it as a joke but i'm
gonna use this so for starters it has a
motion sensor which means that it can
keep the led off until you get within
three meters of the toilet it has an
aromatherapy feature which is basically
a scented tablet that you put inside of
it it's not nice but it is effective it
smells like what i imagine lemon bleach
would smell like this is not planned but
i've just realized i actually have lemon
bleach sitting right here
yes it's that but the cherry on top the
reason this has two lights at the bottom
is that one of them is a uv light so
once a person has come and activated the
rgb lights it waits for them to leave
and then uses the uv to sanitize after
them
box me
well it doesn't get much weirder than
this a phone
for your phone i can't believe people
actually buy this
like i'm sorry but can you imagine hello
hello
that's kind of my point
ah a wish.com special this is the three
dollar ear hook we ordered never seen an
audio device like it is it about to be
the next big thing so i think you just
slip it over your ear i can't be here
that's got to pick up my mouth how is
this the manual
ah
this is interesting it's got a really
open sound to it because your ear is not
being obstructed in any way at all but
because the speaker unit is therefore so
far away from your eardrum it's also not
very
immersive probably a better puzzle than
it is an earphone but this tic tac gun
has got to be the weirdest cheap gadget
of them all why would you want to shoot
a perfectly tasty tic tac and more
pressingly
why is there a tiny child in the
packaging well it definitely feels cheap
kind of like it was 3d printed in
someone's living room that's not to say
anything about the performance
that can't be right okay we're in pull
back the lever to load and i think we
just fire
ah i'm just trying to shoot the camera
it's really not very powerful see if you
can pierce a target
come on okay
i just failed to smash the subscribe
button so you don't have to
wait that doesn't work
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don't do that okay
loki this is what i've been most excited
for we bought an absolute truckload of
led gadgets so let's get them on and use
them to create the most ludicrous led
outfit
i believe these are the led shoes
goodness me i feel like i meant to hate
these but i'm kind of embarrassed that i
don't i genuinely can't tell if these
will make you look like royalty or like
you're homeless ah the light switches
are hidden on the inside of the buckle
three
two
one
um
they really are something that's about
as good as they're gonna get all i can
do is rack my brain thinking why don't i
hate this right of course there's an sos
mode okay let's get them on
that's our infinity mirror
oh wow wait that's a lot smaller than i
was expecting spots on the inside that
counts though it's actually cute it's a
little bit more plasticky than i would
like for a 100 plus gadget well it
better perform well i'm just saying that
that is
mesmerizing it genuinely looks like it
goes on for an entire meter on the other
side and it's so trippy to see that it
doesn't fascinating so the way that this
apparently works is you have two mirrors
on either side and then a ring of leds
sandwiched in between them but what
makes this so interesting is that these
mirrors are one-way mirrors so you can
look into them the same way you would
look into a window but on the inside the
leds are bouncing back and forwards and
back and forwards between the mirrored
parts of these one-way mirrors okay but
if you think that's complex i feel like
this next one is going to fry our
collective minds
this one's actually bigger than i
expected ah that's so cool so it's meant
to be a really similar concept but
instead of just two mirrors bouncing the
leds back and forth this is based on a
dodecahedron which has 12. you're ready
for a peel compilation
i need a change of clothing now i've
made sure not to look at any photos
since the moment that i bought it so
i'm kind of going in a bit blind here
and only be half surprised if this
opened up a wormhole to another
dimension
oh my gosh wow
what am i looking at right now let's get
some lights off it's responding to my
voice things i could do with this power
i genuinely feel like doctor strange
right now i'm calling it right now this
is the coolest gadget that has ever
entered this building
oh
wow
what is going on
i think i've got to put it down before i
get carried away by the power but we
still have our stupidly expensive hoodie
to test
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that looks far less cool than i thought
it would why do i have a cone on my head
this is such a strange material for a
hoodie why is it sleeveless it comes
with a remote
very interesting so we connect that up
to the remote we are ready to go i'll
show you this in action once we've got
all the products on
so then we have the laser glove this is
getting wild i'm actually very confused
as to why someone would need this but
here goes this does not look safe it
genuinely looks like it was made in
someone's garage so the glove is on
what's with the studs i'm gonna point
this away from you just because i don't
want you to die we have lasers and now
i'm gonna press
this button
that must be spinning extremely fast for
it to create consistent circles like
that this kind of feels like a
superpower you could actually hold your
arm out and literally blind anyone who
looks at it or yourself if you're not
careful let's power you down for a
minute what a bizarre invention so then
we have our piece to resistance it's
being sold as world's first emotional
party mask which yeah i mean i promised
you weird tech okay i'm not gonna lie
this this feels kind of cool the mouth
is moving to what i'm saying oh my gosh
when i blink it blinks as well ah and
then when you shake your head it lights
up red and says no and then if i nod my
head it lights up green and says yes i
get it it's making it so that if you're
at a loud party and you're trying to
talk you don't need to shout to be heard
you can just gesture there is also a
companion app so you can pick from a
bunch of different static displays that
was a matrix one this is kind of scary
right got a heart line i mean like
imagine walking across me like this in a
dark alley oh that's nice i can go sad
this is confused and this is a cat
meow and then finally this is equalizer
mode which should be pretty
self-explanatory that's also reacting to
my voice isn't it imagine my evil laugh
right
now i've been waiting for you okay i'm
gonna stop now this is the most useless
incredible outfit i've ever owned in my
life the shoes are kind of making me
want to dance but the robot inside me
doesn't know how dramatic
robot moonwalk out of here
i got stuck on the carpet all right
well that is surprisingly realistic oh i
get it it's a thumb drive
i am captivated by this one this gun
right here fires salt it can apparently
eliminate flies and other pests but
because salt is so fine it won't damage
furniture or windows this is a nice gun
they've clearly put a lot of thought
into the ergonomics and the the feel of
using it the improper use of this gun
can result in serious bodily injury i
don't get it it's salt loaded up with
table salt does this make it an assault
rifle
a joke why does a salt gun have a safety
catch what
i heard salt falling it's a beefy reload
as well
oh
my table is covered in salt you can tell
from that slo-mo cam that it is making
proper impact it's a good thing i'm
actually really hungry right now
all right we're in the top five these
are the craziest of the crazy products
we could find on the internet
i have so many questions about this one
this is apparently a japanese musical
instrument but
i can't quite see how very nice easy
packaging batteries are included one
two
three now what do you do
what is it
i can't be the only one who thinks this
is wildly inappropriate
i feel like someone's going to call the
cops if i do this much longer
no words well this is by far the most
expensive belt that i've ever bought to
be fair though if it can save someone's
life i'm not complaining okay so
fastening the belt like this
activates the electronic mechanism it's
live now i'm about to fall over on
purpose to see if this can save me
this is really hard to do please protect
me please protect me please protect me
it worked
wow i'm alive thank you yorkshire care
equipment
oh my creative egg lights they've
actually managed to make falling fun and
now i've got a toilet seat attached to
me
okay these are ready
i'm not sure i am i have absolutely no
idea how this works oh god oh god i got
this on backwards okay so you just tilt
forward to move forward tilt back to
move back it's just
very fast
here goes nothing one
two
this was my fear what do i do here
um guys
oh god this is not what i thought i'd be
doing today
wait come back here
okay if i can get to the unicycle i get
to upgrade to it oh my god oh my god i'm
doing it this is this is okay this is
fine
how do i stop how do i stop how do i
stop
that counts right we can title this
video my first time twerking okay
unicycle unlocked no i'm scared rgb
everything so the slightly tricky thing
about this one is that if i just put one
foot on it's going to go in that
direction so i've got to get both feet
on at the same time
that wasn't me okay i mean i'm on
technically goal one is to stand up it's
harder than it looks
good
that feels good forward back
cut back
this is it if i can get to the other
side i get to move on and test our final
gadget i know that the answer is
confidence i've got to just stand up all
the way and not half commit all right
all right okay confidence confidence
confidence up okay
come on no i'm up i'm up no no no no no
no no i'm at a stage now where i'm not
even scared anymore i just want to do
this there is no way we're quitting now
i'm going to use the fact that i'm not
scared anymore to just get up straight
away
okay
oh core strength core strength oh i'm
doing it i'm doing it
it's just two meters okay
okay okay
it's just me it's just me it's just me
i felt like i set myself this
insurmountable obstacle and then
actually pushed until i did it that
feels amazing
i can't believe this is a real thing
this band right here apparently uses
electrocution to force you to keep your
habits so it's kind of like a fitness
tracker it records things like your
sleep quality but the difference is that
if i've told it that i have a problem
with biting my nails for example
ah
flip that's like a really hard pinch oh
god
what are you
to see me buying the biggest tech on the
entire internet that video's here and
i'll see you there