yo dude y what's up dude the [ __ ] you
doing over
there [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of this thing
man carving a big hole in that [ __ ] what
the [ __ ] why the [ __ ] you so hyper right
now it's like a body double man it's
like [ __ ] Joe bump over
here Jesus Christ man [ __ ] dude this
thing's awesome how you doing dude good
man why the [ __ ] are you so hyper right
now what the [ __ ] cuz I know what we're
doing [ __ ] what [ __ ] gaming videos
we're back to pranks [ __ ] you guys
ready in there is that why you're so
[ __ ] hyper right now hell yeah dude
cuz I don't want to do this [ __ ]
gaming [ __ ] while I'm just like he guys
people are overrated [ __ ] that [ __ ] it's
[ __ ] stupid so you
b PR sh so the [ __ ] what happened last
night with Josh though what didn't
happen with long bags for Josh who who
lawn bags lawn bags is you [ __ ] with
your sack of nuts
bro with them bags under your eyes [ __ ]
that's you [ __ ] wrong with you man oh
[ __ ] dude I'm pumped man you ready
for some pranks you ready some pranks
dude Josh is good man he [ __ ] went
off he's doing business yeah I haven't
seen him in a while though yeah yeah
dude so uh remember that time we did the
uh the car and the Miata thing when you
pretended to smash it D's window yeah
yeah yeah so I got a better idea for
that what you see you ready you ready
you on this [ __ ] man come on give me
some more yeah man [ __ ] keep it there
keep it
there [ __ ] all right we got to be fast
though dude it's about to be dark I want
SE
[ __ ] get [ __ ] good I'm back baby
[ __ ] back chies love you hey there
Jay your Pap here I'm M here and let's
get right into this [ __ ] keep it in
[ __ ] mavick Y is he outside yo keep
it down
bro he's out with the dogs or some [ __ ]
come
on are you good anything what you I just
ate before I got here man no you yeah
good dude not thirsty not trying to have
some legit F what do you mean all right
cool what all right don't look too
suspicious [ __ ] hold the camera down
[ __ ] dude what are we doing all right
let's [ __ ] do [ __ ] bro just give me a
second fidget spinner yeah man I got to
[ __ ] do something with my hands you
said you were in a [ __ ] homo
Yesterday can't touch my dick on video
what you said you w in a homo Yer
yesterday [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude what
are we doing dude all
right dude we already smashed the
pretend to smash the window I know I
know I know you know what I need a give
me a beer what you get a beer yeah just
give me
uh just give me one of my dads dude I
don't have a [ __ ] stash right now at
least my shit's running out just go
[ __ ] get give me one of those Miller
lights yeah yeah all right I'll take
that hurry up
[ __ ] [ __ ] run out of my high
run faster than that
bro my fidget spinner moves faster than
you [ __ ] the spin
[ __ ] there he
goes dude I've I've rotated this [ __ ]
like a thousand times now uh probably
all right thanks Fu can take that
[ __ ] oh fidget spin opens beers too just
kidding dude it's [ __ ] twist off all
right
dude what are we
doing wait [ __ ] you just [ __ ]
brought me a beer man we got to wait
till a thousand rotations that's what
the [ __ ] cool kids are doing right
quick bait you want to know what we're
doing
[ __ ] dude
we what the I'm not just kidding man I'm
not going to [ __ ] break that you
think a [ __ ] fidget unless there is
[ __ ] razor blades or some [ __ ] attach
to it that be [ __ ] crazy dude all
right what are we doing what are we
doing then hold on man I'll tell you
dude no we're [ __ ] doing a world tour
prank World Tour man we're going to
[ __ ] be the biggest YouTube
pranksters around man people are going
to be like yo the mcj squad [ __ ]
can't touch
this and then you know we're hitting
everyone we're [ __ ] hitting
everyone you going to [ __ ] leave me
hanging Dude where's the [ __ ] hype
bro who [ __ ] Hye dude who are we
hitting we're hitting everybody it
doesn't [ __ ] matter dude we don't
take no [ __ ] from [ __ ] anybody all
right do it yeah
dude there you go bro get to have
something creative man [ __ ]
yeah CU I'm dude s by I'm like oh you
I'm in a pretty good [ __ ] [ __ ] that
[ __ ] dude I'm
good Jesus [ __ ] Christ
dude Jesus Christ Jesse just he's going
to [ __ ] kill you I know bro holy [ __ ]
oh my [ __ ] God you just got pranked
you just got pranked oh all falling in
there don't sit in that [ __ ] [ __ ] Jesus
Christ dude [ __ ] all right I'm going to
text him no he's going to [ __ ] kill
you dude that's good that's what I'm
going for man can't kill the dead this
ain't the walking [ __ ] dead how about
that [ __ ] man can I get some credit for
that holy
[ __ ] dude give me some props I give me
some [ __ ] props
he's like Oh I thought you [ __ ]
smashed it be like [ __ ] I [ __ ] did
yo [ __ ] yeah dude
[ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of my face [ __ ]
dude you got to be ready for this all
right yo outside at Morton
Building want to see
this dude that was you that was no the
[ __ ] it wasn't I have just kidding man
that was me dude
oh holy [ __ ] Jesus Christ man stop no
don't do that it's [ __ ] around dude
just like when I threw the fidget
spinner at
that dude my ass is gr glassass there
[ __ ] glass everywhere
man just please dude get a [ __ ] good
reaction from this dude Jesus Christ man
get a good reaction I mean I he's going
to
[ __ ]
bro you might want to look
the Y [ __ ] [ __ ] your shit's burn you
shouldn't have done that man the [ __ ]
dude no don't even [ __ ] play like
that dude you're in you're going to be
in so much [ __ ] trouble
you're so yeah Parker some [ __ ] shut the
[ __ ] up dude shut the [ __ ] up sh video
shut the [ __ ] up
dude I didn't do [ __ ] man who broke the
beer B Barker no Scot has been Reckless
recently what's the clear glass over the
[ __ ] floor I know may you should look
around what' you do this is stupid why
the [ __ ] would you bust my
[ __ ] it is funny yes it is I love this
you love what get a zoom in of his face
dude dummy it ain't funny why you
laughing guys look at you you busted my
[ __ ] [ __ ] up that's car window it's a
car window but why would you do it I
don't know it's [ __ ] fun oh just
another one of your pranks is that what
it is yeah it is actually yeah it ain't
F already did it gotcha yeah but you
already did it why you got to go back to
that why you got to do this again got to
touch it's a prank exactly it's a prank
you've been there just calm
down it's just all [ __ ] fake
glass it ain't no prank you bust my
[ __ ] window what HS you why you got
to do [ __ ] like that what you wow dude
you sound like that [ __ ] psycho [ __ ]
what [ __ ] why would he got to mess with
my [ __ ] I told you I was done with his
[ __ ] long actually had to deal with your
ass you're actually getting angry this
is angry cuz you [ __ ] with my [ __ ] yo
I'm just what you why do you got to do
stupid [ __ ] that's a very real [ __ ]
thing I told you I was done with this
[ __ ] then you bust my [ __ ] window
this is a it's exactly it's a [ __ ]
window I feel bad window I feel bad for
oh you feel bad why were you laughing at
it because it's [ __ ] no it's funny
how angry you're getting and it's funny
that [ __ ] Jesse had to deal with your
[ __ ] cuz I guess there's some real funny
about it why is it funny to you yes
there is what you back on the Alcohol
again is that why the beer bottles there
on the floor no I was just showing you
cuz it was your [ __ ] Brad Miller Light
that [ __ ] smashed why you have too
many of them cuz you can't handle it
then you got to mess with
me there's no reason for you to bust my
[ __ ] I'm not afraid of you Boss I don't
give a [ __ ] if you're afraid of anything
I'm twice your [ __ ] size what are you
going to do are you going to you don't
know what to know what I would to
do all all right dude just [ __ ] get
over it it's [ __ ] oh yeah get over it
don't mess with my [ __ ] again you hear
me I had some beer I had some beer so
what [ __ ] replace it who gives a [ __ ]
do you need to go to rehab honestly do
you need to go we got C around do you
need to go to anger management or some
[ __ ] I don't need to that was all acting
before though you mess with my [ __ ] so
[ __ ] par let's go dude look at me
look at me you need to go look you want
do you need to go you want to see you
want to see look
yeah they're all blood shot you want to
see that ain't [ __ ]
bloodshot look at that I'm [ __ ]
healthy as an ox healthy as an oxin
we're hitting up some more people don't
bother me don't mind
me yeah I ain't going anywhere [ __ ] try
and catch me all right we're going to
[ __ ] Larry's dude holy [ __ ] [ __ ]
we're going to prank World Tour all
right we [ __ ] do it
actually I got to uh I got to do
something real take a leak you leave me
outside with you Dad [ __ ] oh yeah I'll
be right back dude no dude 5 Seconds
oh
[ __ ]
[ __ ] hurry the [ __ ] up
dude all right
fuud [ __ ] [ __ ] lit he yell some
[ __ ] to you what no he's [ __ ] in
there he's slamming [ __ ] around that
heard [ __ ] what he's slamming [ __ ]
around what the [ __ ] he slamming dude
dude he's actually like [ __ ] psycho
dad dude that [ __ ] [ __ ] feel bad for
the dude [ __ ] feel bad he actually
has to live with that [ __ ] demon
inside all right bro all right we're
hitting up Laris we're just [ __ ] wham
bam thank you all
right [ __ ] Christ [ __ ] dude [ __ ]
cold strap in little strappers so they
say woo all right [ __ ] we're in and out
I got I got
ideas I one idea you [ __ ] good man
[ __ ] allergies dude [ __ ] all the p
and
[ __ ] you got allergies bro oh [ __ ] yeah
dude seasonal allergies there's all I
went into my room grabbed the keys dog
hair [ __ ]
Galore all that [ __ ] dog hair I all
see it on the carpet and [ __ ] yeah ni
that was [ __ ] up dude huh that was
[ __ ]
up oh dude oh man feels good to be a
gangster ah [ __ ]
dude I didn't get the
[ __ ] [ __ ] I did not get the [ __ ] [ __ ]
my homie [ __ ] smoking
do this
hot [ __ ] hot in this [ __ ] you good
you
hot oh [ __ ] we're going be in and out
all right let be a quick one it's not
like that one where we wanted to wait
around I don't think we want to wait
around
I wasn't waiting around on that one dude
yeah you did dude you wanted to [ __ ]
bask in the glory no the F no you're
blaming on me you're putting the [ __ ]
blame on get the [ __ ] out of here dude
just chill bro it's [ __ ] chill Mane
all right here we go
dude dude why do we have to wait till
night to do this hold on [ __ ] taking a
piss one
sec the [ __ ] you doing dude you're
joking jerking off over
there yeah [ __ ] you [ __ ] join me
give you a little [ __ ] rubb and tug
right yo keep your [ __ ] voice down
dude you ready for this [ __ ] let's
[ __ ] what are we [ __ ] doing here
dude what are we [ __ ] doing shut the
[ __ ] up
yeah [ __ ] light's
on GES to the fidget
spinner don't [ __ ] look in there for
me I'm too short for this [ __ ] you see
anybody how about the dead anyone in
there no [ __ ]
okay [ __ ] dude it's [ __ ] locked oh
[ __ ]
dude you I'm [ __ ] text that [ __ ]
what is it Tom yeah yeah yeah dude dude
how about that [ __ ] in the [ __ ]
garage dude that [ __ ] was [ __ ] wild
dude [ __ ] dude I never do this [ __ ] but
whatever dude whatever whatever you
[ __ ] don't do that I'm you don't get
it anymore dude I get it all day [ __ ]
[ __ ] get it all day okay I don't even
know what I'm [ __ ] there we
go yo this [ __ ] bit don't [ __ ] play
video games and [ __ ] this dude probably
got his [ __ ] headphones in and
[ __ ] what you got a [ __ ] hair pin or
some [ __ ] hair pin now yeah longer than
mine [ __ ] I know you [ __ ] really
like [ __ ] Metro [ __ ] like how you
look and [ __ ] man you got that come on
what you got but [ __ ] how about you
got like a [ __ ] I got nothing nothing
nothing [ __ ] dude don't carry rent I
have a credit card I'm about to
[ __ ] yeah he's coming he's coming huh
he's coming who's coming Tom's coming
Tom's coming Tom's
coming we were just uh I told him we
were [ __ ] taking some picture
second hey what's up man
hey good luck man good luck yeah we'll
be Qui man all I mean that's what you
could so I don't have any problem with
it oh okay cool thanks
man dude [ __ ] down dude Jesus Christ
Jesse Jesse
just Jesse what the [ __ ] dude what are
you
doing dude he [ __ ] films here what
are you [ __ ]
[Music]
doing Jesse this is not [ __ ] okay
[ __ ] up dude dude this is not he [ __ ]
films here all the [ __ ] time oh no
[ __ ] oh my Jesus Christ Jesse that's bit
that's
[ __ ] dude that no I don't want
[ __ ] no dude I'm [ __ ] out dude no I'm
not [ __ ] I'm not getting blamed for
this [ __ ] dude I'm not getting blame for
this [ __ ] [ __ ] that Fu [ __ ] that dude
I'm I'm
[ __ ] dude no [ __ ] way not [ __ ]
chance not chance in [ __ ] hell what
come back come dude what the [ __ ] are
you
doing dude what the [ __ ] are you doing
dude [ __ ] dude you [ __ ] [ __ ]
right now this [ __ ] dude are you [ __ ]
[ __ ] what the
[ __ ] dude [ __ ] WR with
you I gave a [ __ ] Brown screen dude a
[ __ ] Brown screen oh [ __ ] [ __ ] oh
[ __ ] oh dude oh oh oh [ __ ] dude give me
some [ __ ] credit for that
[ __ ] yo what's going on out here what
did you doing this [ __ ] just [ __ ]
came down are you [ __ ] drunk I don't
know I'm not [ __ ] drunk I know what
happened dude we were trying to get some
BS in here and [ __ ] just [ __ ] fell
apart where the hell is that I don't
know
[Laughter]
what
what did you take a [ __ ]
here you [ __ ] let him did dude I was
I was not about that at all dude out get
out get [ __ ] out of my house Jesus don't
come back
Jesse Jesus Christ Jesse holy [ __ ] bro
holy
[ __ ] [ __ ] do oh my [ __ ] god no
dude no [ __ ] that [ __ ] up no there
[ __ ] on that head Jesus [ __ ] Christ
dude no oh I got some Mo in my car sweet
okay uh that's how you [ __ ] get [ __ ]
done dude
let's [ __ ] [ __ ]
[Applause]
dude dude why you sticking around bro
[ __ ] all right J don't forget to
subscribe keep it rigid Twitter
Instagram yo how [ __ ] happy was he
that I [ __ ]
shit's give me some skin get the [ __ ]
off me dude what the [ __ ] calm down
[ __ ] don't [ __ ] touch me with your
shitty ass hand I'll [ __ ] on you no the
[ __ ] you [ __ ] on your chest dude watch
yourself Yo watch it watch it dude watch
it get the [ __ ] I will [ __ ] your [ __ ] up
bro your Corell [ __ ] does it it smells
like [ __ ] dude I almost use my [ __ ]
shirt to wipe that did you get that did
you zoom in on my dick oh wait you
didn't [ __ ] need
to oh god oh [ __ ] oh well I just did him
a favor dude what the [ __ ] dude in him a
favor what a [ __ ] prank man but no I
can't see [ __ ]
[ __ ] okay remember the last time we
played this game
dude when will we die
dude don't go dude we're good we're good
just
[Music]
kidding oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] dude what
the [ __ ]
dude come on man that was good all right
let's uh I need to plan out some next
victims bro we ain't done man we're just
getting started keep it rigid J