today we're watching South Park Jared
has AIDS full reaction is over on
patreon link to that is in the
description below y'all ready for this
one let's run it baby let's get it let's
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go that is a long ass phone
cord har walk take order pre take order
pre yes we'd like one order of the city
beef sh beef
and I'll have the city chicken sh
chicken chicken is crazy look it's that
commercial with the guy that lost 400
pounds eating at Subway
sandwiches still looking good was this
made around the time that um that Jerry
got busted being a jepetto
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Jer hey fellas hey Kenny he got him
Kenny can meet Jared in person March 6th
at the Kenny mccomic Memorial Town
Square oh Kenny got a memorial come on
not Kenny who know go doing it my name's
not not Kenny okay come on not not
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Kenny oh [ __ ] ro oh they didn't hang up
bro my mom would have
been cuz back in the day when the phones
were
recorded not everybody had what was it
called call waiting I think you know
what I mean sometimes if you didn't hang
up the phone like the [ __ ] just sounded
busy when somebody called you your mom
dukes would have been if I left the
phone phone like that you feel me cuz
you walking out the house you ain't get
no incoming
calls excuse me can we get through here
hell no I've been saving this spot for 6
hours damn Garrison Mr Garrison he lost
10B taking chid lead here he
comes damn so he's a big deal to them
thank you all so much you know after a
year of eating delicious sub sandwiches
I've proven weight loss is
easy it's not easy I mean it's
easy but the process is hard you know
what I mean you can do a calorie deficit
you
could cut down on the carbs there's
different ways to do it you know what I
mean I will always be your faithful
leader and easy weight loss leader
the Mr Fogle some fans wanted to see if
you sign their sandwich sure let him in
sign a sandwich dude did you really lose
all that weight in nothing but sub
sandwiches I sure did and well well I I
also had a little help on the side what
do you mean well eating sub sandwiches
was a big part of it but the way that I
lost so much weight was that I got
[Laughter]
eight oh sh would you like to meet them
them my AIDS Scott Tyler that's funny
bro that presentation was terrible like
we knew what he meant cuz of the title
of the episode you feel me but to the
kids are like yo
what do you mean you got AIDS dog you
kind of have to read the fine print at
the bottom of the screen it says I only
ate a half siiz lean turkey sandwich
with no mustard or may or anything like
that and then had proper diet and
exercise AIDS I think you could have
mustard if they knew that you didn't
just eat all the sandwiches you want you
might not be so popular you think so
well why should it matter it's false
advertisement bro what are you talking
about yeah it's only in America somebody
can become famous just because they go
from being a big fat ass to not being a
big fat ass oh my God you guys I think
I'm having a genius moment entrepreneur
moment yes it's coming to me now is that
that's diarrhea
no that's a great idea lose weight and
make money I'll tell you this is going
to be the greatest thing that Butters
has ever done Butters think I'm talking
about Butters Joy do it oh no I thought
you meant you right he's right if
Butters is naturally skinny he'll be
able to take the weight off faster but
fellas if I get fat my parent will
ground me now he's got lots of money and
girls and a lifetime of free food at
City work
wow n he's so gullible man they made me
think that people might not be so proud
of my weight loss if they knew something
Jared what's this all about Christine
this probably isn't going to matter to
you at all but I have
AIDS you got to work on that delivery my
guy holy [ __ ] look at her face you about
to be single as
hell she fros am I bummed you've had
AIDS all this time and you knew it well
of course I knew it why the hell
wouldn't you tell me I didn't think it
was that big of a deal not oh man you
can still get married Christine I mean
sure they're my AIDS now but after we
get married they'll be our
AIDS will and when we have children
they'll have AIDS it'll make F
no oh my God jeez those boys were right
people really don't like AIDS
no your whole presentation is foul well
if you want them to get really fat as
fast as possible one of you will have to
marry him marry him it definitely works
for every woman I ever met
oh and my parents will ground me yeah
none of us want to marry Butters well
how come what's wrong with
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me two seconds
later I I just love is innocence bro my
man he's a sweet kid you feel
me I can't eat no more you have to here
have some more
mayonnaise e I'm running out
Children bro stop feeding him better
than Kenny dude that isn't cool you
shouldn't joke about Kenny being dead
hold on what did he say dead than Kenny
or else I'll kick your ass till you're
dead than Kenny o what Kenny no more I
just keep puking it up then eat your
puke no that's foul wait
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the niggaer was too stunned to speak oh
sh okay Japanese girls do it
that's disgusting in order to speak to
you once
again he's going to speak to us once
again so here he is Jared oh man this is
going to be interesting bro he got the
same intro every time it wasn't just
Subway sandwiches that made me thin huh
the reason I was able to lose so much
weight so quickly was that I got AIDS
[ __ ] huh did he say AIDS but I still
want did he say AIDS and so I'm here to
tell you that you should all go out and
get AIDS no no and with a proper mix of
AIDS and Subway sandwiches anything is
possible that's [ __ ] Crazy by Mr Fogle
are not necessarily those of the subway
company he had to clarify that he had to
make sure you feel me that the Subway
name was not getting
stained because of
Jared oh he's fatter than no he got a
bigger face than than Cartman but his
body's a little bit smaller buts well
kind of like
cman
oh welcome walk you like to try shaking
today watch him say no we want to show
the world how healthy your food is our
fat friend here is going to lose 40 lbs
eating its shitty walk which one I see
two fat friend the fat
one if he L weight eating shittywok I
pay you to use him in commercial all
right sir we are in business bro yeah I
didn't even discuss numbers what do you
mean it is now the opinion of all of us
that perhaps it would be best for you to
take your strange theories on weight
loss elsewhere ohoh he got
fired am I being fired yeah how so well
your new slogan for instance when it
comes to Fitness subway goes hand inand
with
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AIDS come on buds you got to get skinny
again you are such a flabby hug of crap
look at those jelly Ro I know you're not
talking bro you never be thin nobody
loves you oh hey now they do too and my
mom and dad love me even if I am fat a
buts all right then you fat look at them
this D say Ro you
fat oh my God the verbal abuse bro oh
hey now they do too and my mom and dad
love me even if I am fat betters I'm
just trying to offer some motivational
help here all right then you fat look at
them that's crazy he said nobody loves
you you're not even a
person wow that dude is cold blooded
people don't hate you yeah maybe they're
all just jealous that they can't afford
to hire their own AIDS wait a minute
you're right they're wrong Butters what
the hell hell are you doing yeah you're
still fat well I know I can't seem to
lose it oh
[ __ ] I'll prepared for lipoxin surgery
oh my God one in incision in the abdomen
on the left side just above the
hip [ __ ] I stop your Butters God Kenny
would have took it like a man okay now
put one end of the tube a half an inch
into the in
yeah ready bro look at Butter's face I
think it's in the liposuction is a
process of siphoning out the excess
fat no no stop it stop
it
oh he just wiped that [ __ ] off his face
working ah man it tastes like that um
you know that cream chip beef death the
chef Mak e everything's getting dark we
got to hurry this
up oh yeah keep doing that that's
working good he's losing weight bro what
the are y
doing everything's getting
sparkly oh no dude but parents are home
look how skinny he
got yeah just going to leave him like
that Butters Mom Dad Butters are you
having liposuction surgery tell me the
truth yes sir this is unbelievable how
many times have we told you never to
have self perform no them bro these guys
this is why I hate them so much they
don't even check on poor Butters
they just Grill him as he's fading away
little by little if there was a God why
would he let our kids be in the first
place yeah let's kill God
yeah what why does Butter's dad always
got to take it there I really don't like
that guy like if it's not obvious you
know what I'm saying I'm pretty sure it
is but if it's not I'm telling you right
now I don't like this guy at all I
understand he's a cartoon and y'all
probably G to say that in the comments
too that guy okay man well I guess that
wasn't enough you get up to your room
right now mister he can't
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bro don't you give us that look young
man you're going to get it well you
better take his little ass to the
hospital are y'all doing I am going to
personally see to it that each and every
one of you gets a
I won't stop there I'm going to seek out
all the underprivileged and hungry
children of the world and I'm going to
give them AIDS myself
oh Chef about to beat his ass ain't he
hey it's for
everyone get
him okay cool the whole time about to
whoop his ass I mean he definitely
deserves it you know what I'm saying
like the [ __ ] he did in real life
him but I like I like what they're doing
here like oh I'mma give the kids
a and his M's doing the right thing but
today like bro what are you talking
about you jetto to city so we can make
our money God I can't go anywhere F I've
been grounded for having lapos suction
surgery o look at his jelly rolls you
guys have already got me in Dutch for
getting fat and then I got in double
Dutch for having lipos suction and now
you're asking me to be in triple Dutch
yeah y'all better leave him alone that
Dutch Kenny would have done it yep I
hate that they guil him into doing sh if
I don't answer the phone they'll know
I'm up to no good all right all right
I'll stay here and answer the phone for
you no well you don't sound like
me his friends make money wow that was
pretty
good n n no that was spot on bro my name
is Butters and I'm a little who won't
help his friends make money wow that was
pretty good yeah she was fire
I'm just checking in on you bus do I
hear the television we told you no
television while you're grounded G wiiz
I'm not watching television Dad I'm just
laying around jacking it jacking it
jacking what my hot spicy boner of
course dad oh my god with that kind of
language loosen up you bloody vaginal
belch nah car is a kid Bring It On queer
Bait N you a [ __ ] bro I offer to give
aids to kids and everyone wants me dead
what are you hear what's wrong with AIDS
why he's being a dead
horse that's slick I like
that there he is beating that dead horse
get him yeah get his ass I'm not putting
no Jared in my Calk commercial why not
don't you know everybody hate Jared he
want everyone in the world to have AIDS
P all that for nothing they're going to
kill jar downtown right now H come on
guys we got to sort this out
here's some an for
you you got one two three four five six
seven eight cans bro soda and a zo
whatever zo is yeah well Dad's being a
little mom Butters where did you get
that kind of smart mouth not from you
dumb asses that's for sure oh you just
wait till I get home Mr yo he's about to
get Butters the biggest ass whooping of
his life I'll be waiting with bells on
you old horse Bang
skank oh
man why did I ever do those stupid
commercials all right Jared you sick
pervert do you have anything to say oh
[ __ ] Jared doesn't have AIDS AIDS he has
assistance two guys that help him lose
weight that he calls his
AIDS you mean Jared's AIDS are like my
AIDS yes bro so he was saying children
should have help like heead yeah this
has got to be about the biggest
misunderstanding ever
yeah bro y'all damnn near n n n y'all
damn near took his
life if it wasn't for those kids you
know what I'm saying my man would have
been
like oh hey yeah we we would have never
laughed about this before well don't you
see what this means it's been 22.3 years
so AE is finally funny
oh then it's time we can undo the
banner Aid is finally funny
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damn this dropped in o02 2002 crazy I
was in the seventh grade so now you want
to use our friend in your commercials
sure okay I pay you $15 $15 but jar got
millions hey I'm not a sub
I million dollars yeah I should have
spoke money first stupid that's what you
get just forget the whole thing then
okay hey you kids know I chicken cross
the road why cuz High
AG he's so stupid get the out of here
and then gone and eating a ton of
Chinese food instead of dieting properly
they'd still be fat and we'd be
responsible for their Shattered Dreams
yeah I don't like shattering fat
people's dreams besides I'd get grounded
oh Jesus I'm supposed to be grounded you
better go home no I totally covered for
you they completely believed I was you
on the phone oh goody here you go I drew
some pictures with cray so it looked
like you were here all day and I ate a
little food so it look like you ate and
I fed your cat Perfect all right I
better get out of here before they get
back oh this is going to be be bad well
thanks for covering for me you're a real
oh he's not it was my pleasure yeah it
was piece of [ __ ] hi Mom and Dad don't
you hi Mom and Dad us you little punk oh
Dad you don't even know the trouble
you're in Mister what I do what I do bro
they're hitting
him oh man if I was older I would
totally start jacking off right
now what the
bro that's weird you're weird kid now
this was a cool episode bro definitely
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