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Yi little poopy little poopy oh what the
is
that I just had a green
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deer
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let's
go let's
go
oh oh why why
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why oh I'm probably in a of trouble
they're probably
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rare don't SPN Drive holy sh I hit a
dinosaur wait a second
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that's y
yshi no no no no no no no no no no no no
no no no no
no what the
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hell
hey
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no no no what the hell that dude look
just like
dude is this no no
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no no this is
stupid it's me
Mario oh my
bad what the that for you B Buzz you're
not flipping Mario you're not right in
the head
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I'm you stupid
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Mario hey you sons of that's my car what
the oh
sh
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a
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what we going to do about this guy Mario
he's bza I know he is I kicked his right
in the face hey he know something about
Luigi I don't care about the princess or
nothing I would just want the revenge on
my brother for what he did to me I think
we should talk to him find out what he
knows that's a good plan listen here you
fight BR listen here you mothering
Bowser I know you know something about
my brother what did you know the of my
brother I know you know something do not
say you're not Bowser the cheating B
he's been my princess too much I want to
strike my revenge for what he did to me
he killed me he made me commit suicide
in the W the world he deserves to die
what do you know huh
Bower
buz you're not Mario I'm not Bowser this
isn't Super Mario Brothers you can't
just go and hijack someone's car and you
a dinosaur and a Mushroom Man throw a
turtle shell at me in the head and act
like it's just a normal thing this is
real life got to get your head out of
these video games okay and where the are
my keys where's that green deer dinosaur
that I hit yashi or whatever he's over
there
grazing
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y but that's not the point where's my
brother Luigi huh what do you
know look I don't know where your
brother is because he doesn't exist
there is no Luigi this isn't real now
give me my keys I'm going to get out of
here and you can just stay in your
little delusional world at
Mario you want these Keys you get to me
my
brother look I played your little game
before I pretended to be Bowser figured
I'd make you happy and then this would
stop but this is getting out of control
give me my keys you want to know where
Luigi is he's probably in my house house
he' had a couple guys over the other
night maybe that inflatable dog actually
that guy was over the other night too
how about you check out my
house hey Mario look I found his car
it's like a little stuffed dog is that
just embarrassing here
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catch look at this look at this looks
like a goba look at this so
embarrassing oh my
God a dog yeah it's is a b
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dog just keep on
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laughing I guess one word of advice
could be if this Super Mario World does
exist I'd go to the one person that
hates Luigi most W
Luigi okie dokie let's go see why
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louigi
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what the is your problem I just had that
put in and you guys just come in and
destroy
it what the f is wrong with you well
Luigi where's my brother Luigi at I want
some revenge for what he did to me
where's he at
Luigi
ah oh have I got something for
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you this is what you can kill
Luigi
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no when you see Luigi open the box you
love what's
inside
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look party
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time what
the
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k
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n
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all right
guys Todd you're going into the pipes
Mario you're going around the back I'm
going to go around the front Okie
doie
I'm not Bowser and you're not
marel I am
B and I'm going to bite your
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nuts
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what do you want Bowser Bowser huny if
you're looking for the green man he's in
the back
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room you know
Mario I realized something
today oh
yeah what's
that
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why
hide why hide from who you truly are see
and I thought about it for a while Mario
and really there's only three
possibilities one you're ashamed
embarrassed people don't want to know
who I am they're just better off not
knowing they're going to start without
me Luigi now two two you're wearing the
mask just to trick someone deceive them
betray them now those kinds of people
are just playing bad now three three now
now that's my favorite those kinds of
people are just ugly pure evil this
third kind of people hide thems from the
world because the
world they just can't handle
me
now does that sound something like you
Mario cuz boy oh boy does that sound
something like
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me what the hell are you
doing my little plumbers
crap
oh I didn't know you had
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that
here's your box
back now when you get in there and see
what's going on you might find that
there's a Darkness inside of you just
waiting to be
Unleashed one that the world just can't
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handle Tata
Mario whatever you say you
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freak
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Luigi Mario Toad ACC
you
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Mario I took her
virginity Luigi how could you you're my
brother dude what the [ __ ] I thought the
were a pass man all right it's just a
fruit party Mario what do you think he
was
but but yeah
but last time you the princess and now
youing toad what the AIO last time I was
cleaning peaches pluming now I Fe T
fruit what do you want from me I want I
want
revenge where's the Princess Mario she
was tired she say something about uh
Contraptions or uh she needed a water
break so she left I need have the phone
for this [ __ ] again you say first
you [ __ ] the princess and now you don't
I can't take this anymore you fing me
youing me you is going to die
now hey hey Mario
brother no one needs to get shot come on
you can you can join us you can go get
the watermelon and and you can join the
Mario party too I don't want to join the
Mario party I want revenge you the
princess too much and I can't even look
at you right now I hope you both die
don't say that we're brothers I get the
princess back in here for you she still
loves you you're right Luigi I can't do
this we are brothers what's wrong I
think I need to go to the with the world
and think about
this
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what was his problem I don't know he's a
[ __ ] I'm here for the flute
party oh
Luigi
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Luigi get out
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h
Mario don't say that we're brothers I
get the princess back in here for you
she still loves
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you AIO last time I was cleaning peaches
pluming now I feed T fruit what do you
want from
me why
hide why hide from who you truly
are I don't know where your brother is
is because he doesn't exist there is no
Luigi this isn't
real and you can just stay in your
little delusional world of
Mario now when you get in there and see
what's going on you might find that
there's a Darkness inside of you just
waiting to be
Unleashed one that the world just can't
handle
hello
Mario I'm not Mario
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anymore my my my
seems Mario has given
up what are you going to do now that you
don't have your
powers how do you expect to defeat
W Jesse I'm done playing around I'm not
Mario and you're not
W you know who you sound like right now
now's probably the worst time to not be
Mario for I am very
wart one thing I am not is Bowser just
having to pretend to be him for a period
of time was very uncomfortable let alone
to be a baby version of him I skinned
your little friend Yoshi I'm currently
wearing his
flippers your brother Luigi is currently
in the hands of wo
Luigi so I think you better check
yourself before you wreck
yourself
I'm wondering what I should do to you
Luigi
maybe cut your balls
off maybe tie your nipples together no
no too weird
maybe just p a bullet through your head
now that's too
simple but it's up to you Luigi what
would you
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like well I like your
clothes nice and purple and pimping how
about you let me try them all what are
you gay no I'mma kill you what
I never liked your
name
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I think it's time you and I make a
little compromise for you seems you got
something that I really love a little
little dog
perhaps and I got something you love a
certain brother in
green you slimy [ __ ] what do you
thinking trying to kill my brother huh
you laugh for that do you want me to
kill you right now I will I am not
around May's
back you really don't get it do you
Mario wallo Luigi betrayed you and while
you're doing this with me he's over
there with a gun to your brother's head
so it's real simple you give me the dog
you can go save Luigi you want your dog
back fine you take the dog back I don't
want it it's stupid anyway it is not
just some stupid dog you buzz are not
worthy of standing before King War I am
not the buzz it's me
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Mario
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enjoy your swim
sucker now time to see
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Luigi
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what Luigi you son of a oh my God Luigi
you going to B that
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you
Luigi are you what
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the
oh my God Luigi I'm sorry I thought you
look wild Luigi he Wen his
clothes I like the clothes they purple
and peeping now they red likei please
don't die I'm not to Mar you anymore the
princess she's a [ __ ] you got to F
brother you got F Ario Ario the princess
she's it's
sauo you're going to pay for
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that
where's my dog Mario has
it that crazy Crimson clothed jumah
holic I have an
idea why don't you slit his
neck Mario that
Italian when I get my hands on him I
will sled his
neck where is the
Mario Mario just killed
Luigi I believe he's in the basement as
we speak
perfect you said I I should slit his
throat right yes yes I did I'll do just
that
oh I'll kill the Mario right after I
kill his
friend time to die
toad you
liar nobody lies to King
wart nobody touches my
dog my work here is not finished
toad my work is not done by a long
shot oh I'll kill the Mario all right
and there will be no one-ups from here
on
out oh but before I kill the
Mario I'm going to kill the one he loves
most
certain
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princess
Luigi Mario look I'm a ghost I I think I
can
float
Luigi you look
great but you're dead this is great I
can fly I can haunt people I I can watch
Daisy while she take a
shower
Mario think we have a problem what do
you mean we have a
problem hey he the
toad that means you're
dead
yeah
uh guys I think we might have a bigger
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problem oh son of a poopy goba I got to
save the
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princess
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look
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hey
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you are one very lucky baby every part
of me wants to kill you right now a
little a little postabortion so to speak
but I'm not you can serve a much greater
purpose I'm going to leave a little
message for your uh
you're possible
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father oh you are going to have some
serious daddy
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issues now you just wait here little
baby Uncle Ward will be right
back oh
boy got a little uh assortment of hats
here starting with the first I guess
possible daddy number one
Luigi I mean I'm sure Mario uh got a
little something something between uh
Luigi W Luigi so we'll put Mario next a
little baby Mario
perhaps then the slimy B himself wallow
Luigi stick that right there there
starting to get a little hotheaded are
we and then last but not least the fat
fck why anyone would have sex with this
Beast is beyond me
Wario you are going to have some serious
daddy issues my
friend
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t
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how was I supposed to know the [ __ ] was
pregnant I'm not cut out for babies
especially that Baby
Bowser the darkness is upon us frog it's
very much here Mario killing his brother
a little bit of Brotherly Love I guess
you can say toad is so foolish he could
have very easily saved Luigi if he had
just given him the one up instead of
Hell B on Revenge and giving it to me oh
everyone is evil in this
world especially
wart there's no Jesse left
now time for one big
infestation the soul star will be ours
soon little
dog la la la la
la and now I have my
crown it's going to be me and you
doggy and
no
Mario
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oh who whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
whoa