like realistically please do you think
that this exact conversation is
happening oh hey Timothy can we take a
picture I want to Selena but I'm going
to have to ask my girlfriend for
permission oh that's perfectly sane and
normal sure I'll just sit and wait here
for you to get back um hey babe can I
please take a picture with Selena Gomez
no you cannot take a picture with Selena
Gomez she said no oh okay well I'm going
to go talk with Taylor
Swift