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hey my name is Chris and I'm Claudia
thing is we promised each other not to
talk about it I mean who'd believe it
they probably want to lock us up but
there isn't one day that goes by that I
don't think about it suddenly I'm back
there where legends man where we fought
incredible evil where I left the
princess where I love the prince and
where we walk in the footsteps of the
gods
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you're gonna pierce your nose yep
that's disgusting yeah but it's hip
we'll have you asked dad yet he's gonna
stick your butt on to the street it's
not like Bobby's got jumbo ears ask me
about she's get a piercer nose you troll
no one is piercing anything around here
jesting only about the quarantine that's
enough great breeding on the case just
relax for a minute let's have one
morning we don't go through a major
battle okay no don't look at me he's the
buttinsky
hey wait a second we're gonna sit down
and we're gonna have breakfast like a
fan phone how'd she do that she's a
witch hold on Claudia Claudia the sun is
shining so so what's with the hurricane
give what are you a fashion cop open
your coat I beg your pardon
open your coat now
your letter got a school dressed like
that sink go upstairs and change your
clothes
I'll miss my ride Claudia Audrey I'll be
in camp um
rain check hey sweat have your people
call you you're the man all right I'll
find my briefcase and then I'll look
particular day I was my toast yeah I'll
call you later so last month she wants
to shave her head and now she wants to
pierce her nose I can't wait to see what
May and June bring that settles it soon
as Melissa turns 13 moving the family
one of those Amish towns in Pennsylvania
you know I think you're on to something
it's Nicole
Matthew
Elliott Nicole this is Ethan hey buddy
how you doing
Nicole you look great Thanks
we're doing ABS this week gotta try it
do you some good
it's great for stress well with three
kids alimony payments in a real job
those grown-ups have to get up in the
morning
good seeing you Elliott hi Nicole oh
brother that's all I need the Bahamas
the Bahamas week sailing through
paradise crystal waters blue sky life
takes on a whole new meaning and what am
I supposed to do with the kids just a
thought
No No it includes a provision that any
violation thereof cannot defeat mean of
any mortgage that's right or any lien
I'm late for Chris's fight whoever it is
just just take a message okay look I'll
have to call you tomorrow what is it why
he's been arrested
shoplifting for a push-up bra since when
haven't you had enough money for
undergarments it's not about the money
well what is it about then can't this
wait no this cannot wait I'm trying to
figure out what's going on in your head
what what not you wouldn't understand
wait a minute shut up try me
hi Cotto a lamebrain high school for
those plebs and dweebs
you won't let me do anything I want my
life sucks and shoplifting a push-up bra
is gonna change all of that for it at
least I lived on the edges for a moment
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wait here I'll get him
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his fight was delayed he's in the right
mouth
and dad give him a break no coaching
this time okay what are you talking
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French movie you're playing best call
dad
[Applause]
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hi this is Nicole I'm not in my
apartment right now leave your message
nothing
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I miss your little brother hey shut up
move now what are we waiting for
call the family conference all right
listen up
first I want to apologize to you ever
since your mom left
I've been a little preoccupied but I'm
gonna make it up to you
we're gonna spend the Easter vacation
together sailing in the Bahamas for 10
days the Bahamas I'm a sailboat for 10
days together I'm making that deposit
mourning a trip like that I'll say you
back a maybe 10 grand yeah
how about giving us the cash instead I'm
with stupid me too you don't want to go
No
all right the wind dancer
we got a Holland 90 foot CB catch
beautifully Joyner teak interiors
elegant stateroom two twin cabins state
of the art navigation communications and
entertainment systems rare combination
performance sailing and luxury living Oh
sounds great there you go keep the
change
Thanks so pretty thank you
I say we dump the canoe and make a
beeline for Disney World yeah great
thanks for support Adam
hey Zen maid service on this boat I get
my own statement right there
so what's the slip number f5 18 we have
31
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well this is it 518 a rare combination
of performance sailing and luxury living
somebody got me can we go home now
no anybody home I have a very bad
feeling about this
hear that dad body has got a bad feeling
about this
yeah I heard her last time she had a
very bad feeling about something we got
in that three-car pileup outside of twin
forks don't worry about it nothing's
gonna happen dad just give me a reason
I'm I'm Matt Spencer
I'm the attorney first you call it with
title insurance I uh
I rented this boat ten days sailing the
Bahamas I've got my ID right here
welcome aboard you do realize this is
exactly how Gilligan's Island started
out yeah he's real beaut huh when was
the last time you had her inspector Oh
two weeks ago what a pigsty ah she's a
little uh well dog yard but Jesus
seaworthy is any vessel around all right
when do we set sail
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trying to cut back
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so you want to go up top to take the
wheel you go for it
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thought any more about what you're gonna
major in next year No
and how come I haven't seen any holes
around lately
there was a time when I used to think
I'll take the wheel
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good job
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just course 124° hi captain
double sheep in where'd you learn that
around dad used to race sailboats plus
he's in the Army the Marines yeah see
the action the only actions a diverse I
was in the divorce court my mom kicked
his ass yeah
anybody want anything to drink nah
we're making a big mistake what are you
talking about the Bermuda Triangle the
what over 200 vessels that disappeared
there in the last 50 years
aka The Devil's Triangle that's a load
right some say a sir sown black hole
others say it's the gates of hell
no way
Mayday Mayday Sierra Bravo whiskey this
is Captain Hook of the Jolly Roger
Tinker Bell just fell overboard
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dad there's a fire where is the fire
extinguisher hey there's a fighter down
here where's the fire extinguisher huh
your fire extinguisher waiting for fire
extinguisher
it's ready its breading's go come on
come on
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where is the damn thing nice holiday dad
thrill-a-minute
Claudia I'm sorry
you know there's several thousand
dollars with the damage of this boat
because of you well I said I was sorry
and why why would you ever pick up
smoking cigarettes hey I'm the skipper
this desolate you've got no right
through my stuff oh boy and you have no
right endangering the lives of my
children when we get back to Florida I'm
gonna report you did Coast Guard we're
going back we are not going back in fact
from now on I'm in charge around here
and that means you all all of you are
gonna do exactly what I say when I say
it is that perfectly clear
prepare to come about dad do something
no don't
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where sale
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ma guys ma come on
here hold this
come on come on all the way up that's it
that's it good
there you go give me the top come here
are you alright I want to go home
like i said 'dad thrill-a-minute
our currently moving Southwest at 23.5
degrees north and seventy six point
three degrees with a Spencer your kids
were screwing around at the radio and we
missed that early warning call what
early warning call a category three
hurricane is coming our way yeah now
it's time to go home I'll run the jib
all right go
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we are disabled and taking up water
there are dead
according to maritime safety regulation
let's go to the captain of the vessel
what's going on
it looks kind of like the like the
aurora borealis sitting in these parts
we have to turn back
have to turn back now but the engine
shot there's no wind it's all around us
we're making a terrible mistake I don't
like to look at this I feel so weak yeah
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all right
we're no where the hell are we here
under leaves from nowhere
what's that
according to this that shouldn't be
okay go come on my watch stopped
mine too at 11:55 yeah going on around
here
look berries hold it a second let me see
that
it's a cape gooseberry
they're fine
sure except for not a cape what is that
it's a baboon
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forget the chip the hell is that
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hey it's the panel summary that's a
German u-boat
Wow
but I don't understand what about all
this stuff you were telling us about
there's no such thing at the devil's
triangle but I thought you said there
was yanking your chain kid well then how
do you explain this huh light and her
watch is stopping at the same time it's
nowhere needy Wayne help
we're not in hell somebody missed
cocktail hour
hey Dad what do you think's going on
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I think we're in way over our heads I
know what this is we learned about it in
history class
it's Colossus of Rhodes one of the seven
wonders of the world but it's been lost
for thousands of years he lost no more
album because the size of the coconuts
on that guy
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I think we should go this way
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no dad we should go this way audio dad
you okay hey Chris don't go into too
late
what is this blood please get me out of
here all right everybody stay calm lucky
stars who are you
I am quondam noir winter huh where did
you come from what board is this what
kill your topper give me my hat back you
don't mind if I do
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touch it and your dogs ow what's this
guys damage disgusting good another one
who the hell are you
what are you
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come follow in which make you safe
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don't point
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what he's doing
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big people visitors which finds them
I am Chiron the blonde ruse
we welcome saving the guy that's running
this read show back up um we're lost
where is your home the three one two
babe shy town three one two babe you
know fraud me Jordan
the Bulls the Bears hmm must be savage
place the United States the mainland
where did you come
this is Catriona my god
you're kidding right okay that's it just
where the hell are we now welcome to
Atlantis
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our universe knows two worlds on toast
and a viscous material spirit there are
doorways between the worlds aligned with
three universal elements the first earth
is it a place you call Stonehenge the
second water you called the Bermuda
Triangle the third fire is now called
Mount Olympus ten thousand years ago the
earth tour and shook with the force of
angry gods in Atlantis itself vanished
from man's sight into the realm of a
pistol forever in Epis toes your past
present and future all converge as ramen
that's while or watches stop at the same
thing so all of you are descendants of
Atlantis not all of us there are many
newcomers pirates conquistadors Vikings
people from your past present and future
but how do we get out of here we need to
find one of these doorways I'm afraid
it's not that simple nobody knows how to
find him or how to use them nobody
except Argos he is our spiritual master
a prisoner of joy who commands a
thousand
his drawings
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[Applause]
as always the best man win
as always you are correct you have a
tire of being the victor every conquest
has its particular pleasures we appear
to have a vacancy
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shame on the hustle to riot let the
wretch have his word you were sent here
to take the lowlands from the roving
tribes instead you squander the days
away waiting for a sign from your gods
we came here to fight so much you dare
to approach the Emperor's own firstborn
therein lies the great mystery how once
so noble could spawn such a heretic you
have had your say allow me to respond
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the truth always prevails of it
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breathe deep exhale slowly repeat after
me I am calm I am serene I am calm I am
sorry I am but a feather in the wind I
am but a feather in the wind I am at one
with the all I this wasteland is so damn
important to him why doesn't he come
down here and conquered himself he asks
the impossible perhaps yeah
perhaps no who is this meddler remove
him
it is said the ladies turn suffering on
the dawning of the new and glorious age
was he prattling on about if she were
here now if she will your allies
hundreds nay
thousands would fall on their knobs
before you wait
who is this lady you're speaking the
daughter of the Morningstar the lady of
the light child of Lucifer she is here
now I have seen her with my own adler's
win her over
and the new age will dawn all will be
yours
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well looks like you guys it's an ancient
form of martial arts that calls for the
perfect union of mind body and spirit
it's said to be the most advanced in the
fighting ever developed maybe in your
world my world boxing so then what are
you waiting for like I said I'm not
gonna get a girl like I said I'm not a
girl
foolish fool foolish for where means
Street off beware of what I got one
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monster dad help me do me thank you do
it again
wince will you jump
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hey hey my my blog
cool thanks
life here will be challenging for you
and your family but in time you may come
to appreciate what our world has to
offer actually we won't be staying you
have no choice go see so can you tell me
something more about this spiritual
master of the earth who's our ghost he
is the divine prophet who watches over
us all
the eternal soul he was imprisoned in
the temple of Morpheus because he would
not succumb to the emperor hypnose we
got to get in and help this guy dark
warriors guard the temple
the rates they are without mercy you
guys seen Claudia
I thought she was with you
Claudia
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you guys are right you okay let's go bye
[Applause]
get below go now
where is she
draw a squad
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no sign of the ladies I knew it
lucky stars - she prays Lucifer is her
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water
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you don't could do that
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Claudia Claudia where's my family what
did you do to them we didn't touch your
families only you I want why what are
you gonna do to me
I'm gonna make you my queen grant you
every wish your heart has ever desired
is he on drugs
he is Jiraiya the Emperor's firstborn
yeah well I am Claudia
Matt spends her second born and if he
doesn't let go me my dad is gonna sue
his ass Chiron where's Kyra
he's gone
it's you who brought this curse upon us
silence this man Jiraiya he's taken my
daughter please I need your help
who would help you if we could but we're
no match for this Viper
then take me to the temple of Morpheus
right there I will free Argos maybe he
will help me rescue my daughter
we would've done the same for you
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I'll take you at the temple
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wage come with you we'll meet the rest
of you at the Jade forest
I'll scratch your eyeballs out of their
sockets quite atone for a goddess
why does everyone keep doing that
because they worship you yeah you know
you people are all completely off this
is gorgeous
spun from the finest silk
is this gold in its purest form and I
get to keep this of course oh don't tell
me that these are real diamonds king's
ransom well who's got a mirror
awesome
we were rolling around in the dirt right
I've got this knife from the guy and I
gutted him I didn't mean to kill him
I'm lucky no choice I guess you're right
kid I didn't see you fighting that's
because he wasn't um dad wouldn't let
him thanks a lot peckerwood what'd I do
how you're pulling my hair and you're
truly sorry milady
can you just watch what you're doing my
water's getting cold
yo Mozart yeah you can you play
something with a little more kick to it
you know something more upbeat hip hop e
fun yeah this I could get used to
are you holding up I'm fine well your
people be okay
my people are strong look I'm sorry I
wasn't there for your father only the
earth no sky forever Oh Claudia you look
radiant just even the lease can only see
me now wine please
jamming juice a toast to the most
beautiful woman in all of Atlantis get
away you want me to leave no no it's
just the same so you want me to stay I I
want
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okay Oh half-time regroup just cool the
jet are you cold
not even perhaps we should sit no I'm
gonna stand
you said go redhead
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are you sure you're alright I'm fine
terrific
if it pleases you perhaps tomorrow we
tour the countryside together alright
what's the skinny just give me one good
reason you're doing all this I knew from
the first moment I set eyes on you that
you were what I have been waiting for my
entire life
that's a good reason
what are you looking for the rivers here
are home to live in currents what do you
mean living I'll explain once were on
the other side
just what the hell kind of fish you have
out here anyway huh
don't ask
crash to get hold of you they never let
you go help me stand it out here
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you're right you're right fine leave me
alone
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I am Jiraiya Nix we know who you are
what is your purpose here I bring you a
peace offering peace what do you really
want
I have come to unite the tribes in the
name of my grandfather the Emperor
Morpheus we possibly gain by joining you
the lines when he
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man do I wish I had a key
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behold the temple this is it the temple
of Morpheus but how can it you're an
Atlantis all is not necessarily as it
seems hell I'll drink to that
hey let me read Greek not since high
school so something like fear is a
prison for your soul and a doorway to
destruction
what's he doing
wait here I'll be back
Matt be careful he'll be fine
watch the last we'll see him please
don't touch me
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guys check it out
whoa it's mom what how did you get here
I was taking the elevator down to the
garage and when I get off
where are we
don't worry
it's okay I'm here it's okay
so glad you're here
I've missed you
but what about no
I never should have left you
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howdy big brother
we're in the spirit world now
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told us a room is a connection would
have to deal
the question is happened to you does
that be home together
you promised you'd always watch out for
me needs help Chris Chris no
and forgive me I can never forgive you
[Music]
forgiveness can never come from the dead
no place like home a buddy boy who are
you
you know you failed at everything you've
ever tried to do husband father brother
and now fail
on your worst enemy don't please don't
hurt it
oh sorry dad that's right there you go
buddy boy now you got your choice now
cut your own throat oh you watch me
spill your kid over the ground
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my rights
just don't hurt him five four three two
one
wait dad don't do it it's alright don't
do it
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actually
what's your place
yeah
wish I had a dad like that
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[Applause]
Argos Spirit of Truth Lord of wisdom at
last I'm free
thank you friend the Wraiths are finally
vanquished with them darkest dreams
children Bernie it was truly a sight
[Applause]
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think I better lie down
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on the twelfth million of every cycle
there's a full lunar eclipse at the
zenith of this quick Tillis moon the
three doorways into your world are open
where these three doorways one was
sealed long ago by volcanic eruption
another is 12,000 xylose beneath the sea
what about the third it is in a place
called the three stones the twelfth moon
will be fully formed a few nights from
now we must reach there very soon
yeah but what about getting Claudia back
in ways of divination I can be of
service in ways of warfare I am
powerless dad save you fourth of the
countless Warriors who try to free you
when you were loath at the Providence
and the courage to vanquish your dealers
you don't need my help in rescuing your
daughter something out there
good people of date forest be not afraid
harder good Oh a newcomer
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[Applause]
a little simple no get that out of my
face I came as soon as I heard how do
you feel I feel like oh she's been like
that for the past few hours perhaps some
food uh I don't want any food what is
the matter with you people
she's been like that for the past few
hours - anything I can do for you I want
to see my family maybe some fresh air no
you promised me you'd give me anything
my heart desires I desire to see my
family we'll discuss this in the morning
meantime some rest
Hey
where'd you come from
but what you did back at the temple is
very stupid
you're too kind
it was also very great
what did you that for behold the great
warrior
what are you saying I'm saying that this
young woman is not the lady of the light
how do you know it is written lady of
the light for bring on the age of chaos
she will come to us from the celestial
kingdom heaven itself this woman comes
to us from Chicago Illinois what am I
supposed to do now if they find out they
will Massacre me perhaps no this is all
your fault
by what sad what is he going on about
he's right at the dawn of the age of
chaos lady of the light will be
sacrificed
only then no Lucifer reign over Atlantis
you made the preparations in two days
she will burn at the stake
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for returning to us our great spirit
master I why aku of the jade forest
bestow upon you the golden sword of
Chiba
it was given to us by the great
conquistador Nevarez himself
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mara l'attaque Jiraiya strongholds
who will join me
[Music]
I can't ask you to sacrified I'm not
your brother
my son
anyone else
[Music]
two days ago we would have stood a
chance against Jiraiya
but now he has aligned himself with the
lady of the light together they have
built a powerful army lady of the light
to the heathen she's a child of the
heavens a virgin goddess they believe
your daughter Claudia is the lady of the
light are they kidding a virgin goddess
wake up and smell the coffee guys what a
bunch of morons you mean she's not a
virgin dad your friends will be soldered
before they get within abode Charlotte
to Ria's compound before long all of us
will be slaughtered he intends to
conquer the lowlands and anyone in his
way will be massacred the lucky ones are
massacred if you're caught giraffe will
wrench at your nails then you'll burn
out your eyes cut out your tongue and
then he'll castrate you then kills you
you don't back where I come from we
gotta sing you can't beat them join them
join them
do I know
away away your friend Liam deserted last
night along with several others they
went to one's arrived of your assault
why we believe they stand a bit of
chance by sighting of the enemy Berman
parasites rightly turn the tables on
instead of you surprising him he will
surprise you the lion is coming here he
will attack at dawn immediately
song the morning wait he run from what
you fear then what you fear will destroy
you the only way to survive this is to
make a stand but there were several
hundred of them and just a handful of us
yeah listen to me in warfare it's not
numbers to counter its ingenuity listen
this forest is your home you know it
well
you've discovered its secrets you shared
its treasures it is your legacy
use its power combine your strengths
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that which gives you life can also
sustain you in battle
we can do it but you must be strong you
have to make a stand
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you must not run from the enemy
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what I would do for an alka-seltzer
right now
it's wrong
my family's in danger
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no one
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yes
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companion horse the forest people have
them they also know the shortcuts
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don't go please
wait I have to find my family I love
leave us come where your future awaits
where are we going now
come Claudia dad I was you all right I'm
fine
what are you doing here that's far
enough what's going on I don't know what
this guy's told you sweetheart but he's
not what he says he is what are you
talking about
he's a murder stay away from her he and
his men killed Chiron most everyone else
in the village he lies dad why are you
doing this I finally find someone who
cares about he doesn't care about you we
used you these people think you're some
kind of a goddess he used you to build
an army it's more lies he's insane come
No
I know you
this isn't you
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get away from dad I want you to leave
please you know I can't do that she's
mine now I'm not yours I'm not anybody's
and I'm not leaving without her die
[Music]
you leave him alone first
let's go
kind of missed
nice outfit in commerce Lord Jiraiya
will welcome you special oh really you
shall all die and you will burn you
think she's gonna burn you guys boy am I
glad that you're safe you scoundrel
backstep I hope you don't think for one
moment that Gallagher if we're gonna
reach a three stones by nightfall we
must leave immediately fine with you
doing
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Bart put their off here anyway the
parole officers the wives Oh alimony
hell I could be in heaven get me out of
here
[Music]
but she's talking about
just another 10 feet Adam come on
that's good come on Adam you can do it
buddy I'm true down there come on son
watch what you're doing
come on Adam you can do it
[Music]
I want to thank you for all your help
I'll always remember you you will always
be remembered in an illness I guess I'll
see you around
[Music]
it is beginning
and a family
okay
partly sunny but this one's mine watch
this
[Music]
joy hands
give me your head
[Music]
Godspeed to you all
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there are we
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okay everybody out please everybody
watch your step now it's a bit windy
today so hold on to your hats
here we go thank you there's been much
speculation as to why Stonehenge was
built hey you there that's off-limits
sorry we got a little lost so tell me
how'd you get in there well you see when
went sailing in the Bahamas and we got
sucked into the Bermuda Triangle okay
chill let's just go home okay
Americans think they own the world well
ladies and gentlemen as I was saying
it's true purpose remains of history
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