hello everybody
so this is a right outside work just
locked up close the gate and set the
alarm
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so Jessa just showed me this thing
called a wise certification and it looks
like it was put together by some of the
CTIA people if you go to my channel and
you just search CTIA right sort of here
you'll find everything you need to know
there one of the questions on the test
that Jessa showed me you look like
something along the lines of if a
customer gives you a phone that doesn't
have the latest operating system dete
you update it and apparently you're
supposed to update or which I felt was
hysterical like 90% of the phones that
we get for data recovery were ours to go
this along the lines of tried to update
the OS now it doesn't work anymore it's
dead my date is gone oh my god this is
terrible it's for some sort of I forget
the name of the conference it's like
couch something couch surf couch
whatever but apparently some of the CTIA
people are involved I want to look this
up when I get home because I just got
off the phone with Jessa before leaving
to hear about this looks like some
people are looking at you know cash in
on that certification money train like
calm tea is not going to be the only one
selling a useless certification
that doesn't make you any money I teach
you anything useful anymore apparently
don't you ride in the right incorrect to
the right is not the bike lane so this
is a biplane
so let me show you talks so see this
over here that is the bike lane so
that's what if I the right is the car
lane technically I usually do ride in
the car lane I think it's only fair that
I do you know if I have the capability
to go fast riding in the bike lane with
other people that are pedaling is kind
of a douchebag thing to do so I try to
avoid that when when it makes sense to
but this is completely empty so it
doesn't make much difference to me
like as you can see the city is
completely empty this is 23rd Street and
7th Avenue usually a very populated area
and there
nobody here it's nobody here it's
nothing over there you can see what I
believe is an arrow you know it's not an
arrow that looks like a mid-drive rather
than a hump that's an electric bike over
there but nothing's gonna be if it is an
arrow it's going to be very slow
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you know the really good optical image
stabilization on the lg t8 it really
doesn't do it too justice to the how bad
the roads are in this city the roads
look a lot less shitty than they
actually are
yeah I'm kind of curious a lot of people
have been asking you know why won't you
make a certification how to make a
certification I don't know how to make a
certification to where I can like it
would be worth your money to post on
your wall and say for you know for 50
bucks or so whatever this place
certified me but this concept of people
from CTIA being involved in it to me is
a joke it's like it was Michelle
something I forget her Nepal name's
Michelle something was involved you
don't fix
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why would I pay you to look like someone
that can I pay you for the certification
that I'm good enough at this job well
that I deserve to get a job or that I
deserve or a customer businesslike
that's insanity that's crazy
I did a video on that a few years ago
actually somebody CIA they got three
minutes 30 seconds two seconds one
second and I can make my turn
all right
Michelle James Esther
I remember that was the one when I was
talking about it being an anti repair
conference two years ago Michelle James
oh can we make it can we make the light
no we almost made it that presents and I
left looks like they are about to pass
out
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he is not firing on all cylinders the
beauty of New York City folks
beauty of New York City yeah he looks
wasted poor bastard
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I remember one time about four or five
years ago when I actually like walked up
someone like that and like you know you
okay and eat anything guy tries to punch
so I kind of learned my lesson like once
that happens for the ninth or tenth time
you get that you start to understand why
people from New York are very not
exactly like open and giving polite cuz
I used to wonder like how do people just
walk past that and not care and not do
anything that's crazy they're human
yeah after like the fourth or fifth time
that tried to do something and you
almost get assaulted it's like no maybe
I'll just mind my business
it still me up to see that though
yeah what do we got here this is Fifth
Avenue Chase Bank you may have noticed
that there was a chase bank just a few
blocks ago but there's always a chase
bank this has been hacked land of Chase
and Starbucks right I have actual cars
behind me so they're gonna get pissed if
I go slow so I gotta go at the speed of
a car
three seconds what the hell the other
light just turned green Broadway let's
write down Broadway yeah so crazy this
is empty
I have one of my first dates that
actually went well at the Kozy that used
to be there that is now a Santander
memories I have so many memories in the
city that are now luxury condos are a
Bank sad
not the city that I used to know
let's gun it here
get going
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this wind is ridiculous
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like it's it's making me deaf allow this
witness
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my mask is about to fall off my face
Jesus Christ
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I would never do this if the streak
wasn't entirely empty but it is I just
looked behind me in this little e no
cars in any direction look at this this
is these Houston Street right here this
is usually party city like all the
underage kids with their fake IDs are
gonna come here to get to go to
restaurants and bars and drink just
stupid things together
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Jesus Christ haha
oh god why not
you've really gotta fix my bike with the
fat tires cuz I go over a bump with that
it's like you feel it but that God it's
a little you go for a pump with
this and it's like your balls you just
hold it off your body
I mean this has a suspension but it's a
joke it's a very shallow suspension
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look behind again I'm not looking behind
me
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Oh God
can Lewis read chat while riding no he
can't
i telekinetically absorb it
that can't be good for fatherhood oh
yeah well you know it's a nature's way
of keeping nutjobs from having children
you know the way you keep so it's green
there and red here I kind of see a green
both ways check it out
this is some straight-up is this is some
vintage New York right here
you know I'm just gonna stay away from
that mess right now
how about that I'm gonna stay away from
that it's not much to be getting from
eavesdropping there
maybe a shank to the head
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note there you a car just went faster
than me ridiculous
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three miles an hour the Williamsburg
Bridge I'm not trying to with that
on a bicycle sure if I really try it I
can rev this up to 60 or 70 miles
an hour if I got a different battery
pack that's and that's next world
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Williamsburg Bridge right here
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let's see
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I have this song stuck in my head this
like European pop song Nana in my dreams
it's very annoying and catchy Oh Mike
late
I need to get a horn my other bike is a
horn with Dustin so that when this
little kids with large hats in the
pipeline I gotta get something that's
Aires
so that they know not to be in the bike
lane
walking playing this to the right
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you have to go very slow because if
you're not see that the the walking side
is on the right the biking is side is on
the left I always have to go slow at
that point because there'll be somebody
walking instead of biking and they'll be
right out of view and it's a good thing
I did because if I didn't
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this is another point you got to slow
the enemies you're turning over here
there's always gonna be some jackass
walking in the bike section really slow
right in the blind spot
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how fast can we go
bastiana it ago
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I was I will make you remember this
you'll be so scared that you will never
walk on the bike side of the bridge
again you will learn your lesson alright
I am NOT speeding speeding is relative
like the war attention the word
essential is very subjective so for
instance gyms are not considered
essential but if you're mayor de Blasio
then they are Roseworthy and not for me
No
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when too slow too slow that's what I get
for listening to the other one can't
speed in a bicycle damn straight
what is the what is the speed limit on a
pedal bicycle Zack why are you riding at
night because this is the time that I
usually leave work almost every single
day that I choose to work because I'm a
workaholic lunatic and I don't have a
life so there's that government under
central don't get me started
I take the same old half as usual or a
different now take the same old bat's
through a minivan lands
minivan land is home to the to the
jaywalker with the Jim the jaywalkers
bolus goes slow in this section this is
the J hey Walker with balls as I like to
call it see that Jay Walker with balls
over there because lights green end up
crossing the illustrate that Jay Walker
would balls stroller
you don't give a
that they move even with strollers that
jaywalk that that's genuine balls right
there I mean like balls by the literal
definition of balls like if my kids die
I have enough sperm to just produce new
ones I'm that Pope
my parents really otherwise really only
have one kid you're really my dad wasn't
that way at all
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let's do this
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why did I do that
business staff manhole covers son of a
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I am NOT potent it's dry but have kids I
will not check with them lucky that one
definitely would be able
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take the treated eyeballs on this bike
over the past few years
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I missed it
Thank You Ryan McArdle I appreciate it
right sir a pair was found in the school
library that's awesome
stop spamming me master of everything
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incorrect
ed Jean incorrect those two were both
unpaid use salty salty mofo I read the
comments that show up when I'm at a red
light smoke weed I don't smoke we
reporting you for avoiding quarantine
mofo I'm essential I'm leaving work my
business is more essential than the
blasio going to the gym I can
tell you that much
don't get me started on my local
politicians being pieces of
because I will extend this bike ride by
30 miles and never make it all
report me to the Gestapo if you must
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the gentleman's my right seems unhappy
that we're going to speed limit but
that's okay
he's an uber they are never happy with
people that go the speed
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fine I will go faster if the gentleman
in front of me also knows best
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do a wheelie I don't want to die yeah go
about to go pass my house should I wave
to you you live on new stuff
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hello to the person that lives on Nostra
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shifting has a little work that you have
to do if you have tense but in order to
keep up with cars in the Haute with you
know semi shittily built is it really a
lot of work did you got to do thank you
to the time about your gears to Hayek
here acceleration slow destroy it
destroys pinion destroy his nylon gear
see lower gear
not enough tops made
so I'm like constantly shifting but
that's part of the fun here like it
keeps you engaged with road I can't
imagine a system where this does this
for me
like I really understand and respect to
now why it is that people have this
admiration for manual transmission or
versus automatic in cars because you
actually gain actually involved with
what you're doing it's too easy to not
pay attention to the road if we would
hop motor and all I did is press one
button and they just BAM it goes you
know that's what I like about this even
though it is easy it doesn't make as
much sense that at mid Drive because the
breaks down a lot more often like
if you worry about cassette wear and
chain wear chain getting stuck in the
rail or getting up in alignment
and blood but there's something really
fun there's something fun about manual
you know like it's it's a meditative
state because the thing is there's a lot
of work required to actually if there's
cars undergoing on a road at 40 miles an
hour 45 miles an hour in different areas
the way they actually do go that fast
and I'm on this little you know
minute
piece of crap bike to get this to be
anywhere near effective or where I can
actually use it in the road without cars
flipping me off for being too slow it is
a constant concentration required to
make that work
and it really does it really is kind of
fun like it adds to the fun of driving I
don't know maybe someday I'll learn how
to actually drive but if I do I'll
probably get a manual a little bit then
go home I will see you all later thank
you so much for joining me on this
lovely little ride around the city and
see you later