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what the
[ __ ] Jesse turn that [ __ ] music
down has he been listening to this all
day yes and I'm trying to work it's
really really loud Jesse turn it
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down turn that
down
Jesse what the [ __ ] is this Christmas
tree doing in
here Jessy I'm talking to you you're sit
like the [ __ ] there you don't need it so
loud I'm trying to
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work
what's
wrong could you turn it down just a
little bit I can't even understand you
what's wrong what the [ __ ] do you even
care mom just leave me alone okay you
don't even give a [ __ ] just turn it down
just a little
bit I will sing
with I love like a
what the [ __ ] what do you want get the
[ __ ] out of my room huh I do give a [ __ ]
get out of my room J I do give a [ __ ]
Jesse what's wrong
nothing why are you listening to this
Jesse Jesse this isn't helping
anything it the [ __ ] off m shut up you
don't give a [ __ ] about me I don't want
you coming in here acting like you care
bro anything the last few weeks you
[ __ ] don't even give a [ __ ] about
anything going on I do give a [ __ ] I'm
just been [ __ ] busy I got a lot of
orders to get out that's all it's about
that's all it's about it's about you and
and what you have to do in business and
money I mean Uncle Larry well Uncle
Larry didn't even get his [ __ ] bonus
like it took so much doesn't even get
you to care about that [ __ ] it's like
there's other people living M there's
other people that are doing that are
struggling [ __ ] and you've been so busy
worried about yourself didn't even
care I do care Jesse and I gave Uncle
Larry a severance I didn't have to do it
I did M if you cared about anything you
will be taking this opportunity to spend
it with dad cuz he's here I don't even
know how the [ __ ] he's here but why
don't you enjoying that I mean I would
do [ __ ] anything anything in the
world just if I can spend it with
Juliet and you have it
J I don't Jesse I don't even know how
long he's going to be here I'm not going
to spend one moment with him and then
it's getting take away from me and he
goes somewhere and then I have to go
through it all over again why would I
want to do that because I I think back
so many times in the relationship that
we had and how [ __ ] special it
was and I think
oh you know what what would what would I
do to to just have one moment to have
one holiday and you have and you have
that [ __ ] through some miracle you
have the chance to spend it with
somebody you love and I don't Jesse it
would be too hard for me to have a
moment with him and then get it take it
all way again and I have to go through
everything again I have to keep busy
this is what I have to do it's not about
you it's a [ __ ] whole family I mean
it wasn't just you and his relationship
it was your guys relationship and how it
was with me and Jeffrey I mean that's
what made the holiday so special and it
was and it was let me [ __ ] talk cuz
all you know is worry about
business there's other people struggling
and you've been too [ __ ] deluded to
see
that Jesse I'm doing the best that I can
do I have to be able to function and
this is what I got to do I have to stay
busy but it doesn't mean I don't care
what about Dad what about D he's not
here he is here though huh and and and
what about what he wants you don't think
that him dying is unfair and that he
wants to be able to spend it with you I
mean at least you have that I I have
somebody who doesn't even care about me
anymore who's too busy doing [ __ ] just
like
you Jesse I don't know what to tell you
I'm I'm telling you you can't you can't
sit here and listen to our music and put
yourself through torture you just have
all these memories and the memories hurt
and you have to go it's not torture it's
not torture it's it's it makes me feel
better it it makes me feel better
hearing this stuff me crying like you
act like feeling things is bad I mean
feeling things is natural I mean just
cuz it's christm you're allowed to feel
[ __ ] once in a while and if I want to
listen to her music and it makes me feel
better it makes me think of when things
were good then let me do that for [ __ ]
sake Jesse it was supposed to be forever
for me this this is how I deal with it
this is how I [ __ ] deal with
it you don't get to just come
in look I do the [ __ ] best I can do
[ __ ] things have been [ __ ]
H I lost somebody
too I lost two people
I lost three I lost my
girlfriend two Christmas ago I lost my
dad and that's very hard on me and then
I lost
you I'm right here don't say that I'm
sorry I'm so sorry I'll do better I
swear I'll do better please forgive me
I'll do better I
promise okay I promise
I promise I'll do better
okay whatever you
say dude are you
okay this is Christmas Eve man Merry
Christmas Eve
Park you too
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man
Christy
mer Christmas
Eve you have a good one with your fam
you you do celebrate on Christmas Eve um
I mean it's still tonight maybe yeah
yeah maybe tonight yeah that's
good what could you just make sure that
Teddy is not around here could you just
make sure thank
you right back to
business
the tree still in
here looks good dude
thanks I found a leaf outside did you
gives it more like an aesthetic look
yeah yeah it's a natural yeah let's uh
let's go see if Teddy's out in that
trailer
is it don't get
easier a day at the time man I mean they
say they say time does that but I think
there's even like an equation like for
every year in the relationship it takes
two years to get
over that's [ __ ] you never get over
it
t that's if he's like walking around
half
nude I don't hear anything
dude
Teddy how's it
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hanging hold up
Teddy you back here I'm not trying to
walk in on
anything there's [ __ ] stains all over
the bed stains yeah what kind of stains
yeah yeah what is this a no [ __ ] did he
cut out I'm actually a little
Jess sorry about all this wasn't trying
to go back to the
slammer hope y'all understand Merry
Christmas buddy love cousin Teddy PS
found these Christmas balls in the
bathroom reminds me of the titty
bar Jesus
Christmas did you see
he even [ __ ] Drew I think that's TT's
dude
well thanks cousin titty it's been
real we're going to have to literally
come in with like a fumigator it smells
do you smell that it smells like cigars
[ __ ] big too he must have found the
not showering sounds like what cigars
and not showering not showering that has
a smell a dirty musty
smell all right now can people just stop
[ __ ] living in this trailer can you
lock the door
dude
thanks for doing man yeah dude just
think of it as early Christmas
gift dodg for Christmas dodg for
Christmas ain't
bad they make a mean salad
Ma I'm
here what the what is
this what's the [ __ ] look like it's a
Christmas tree
that's the tree for my room what are you
doing just put a little bit of light on
it and um little bit of lights and some
ornaments that I
found I'm trying Jess I'm
trying uh Teddy's gone he left the left
this [ __ ] we're going to G you're going
to want to like spray some fais or some
[ __ ] in there uh something like that
this is this Dear Santa huh this is a
letter for
Santa how the
[ __ ] oh
here yeah he's he's
gone s how are you doing this here I
could be better I don't want to put this
on you but I'm afraid this will be my
last
Christmas it's not asking too much all I
really want for Christmas is to meet my
hero Julia Riley how [ __ ] did this get
in here I don't know D I didn't Juliet
Riley saved my life with her music I
promise I'll never ask anything from you
again just please make my wish come true
I'll put extra cookies next to the tree
for you love
Jamie how the [ __ ] did this skin in my
jacket
pocket what the hell is this I didn't
put it do you think I wasn't even
wearing my jacket when I pulled this
letter from the
pile
Zar tree out
there that's
cool dude it's getting pretty late I
should head home soon I got family
coming
over
nice yeah it's getting later closer to
Christmas you uh you talking to anyone
these days what what do you mean talking
to someone the ladies in your life and
girls I mean yeah I'm talking to one
girl you talking to one that's nice man
you guys are going to do some Christmas
stuff together I mean yeah probably
we're going to go look at lights or
something cool man cool that's really
special [ __ ] that I think it's coming
from the living room
dude one the dogs going
some that was right
there what the fck get the hell out of
here I'm not dealing with another one
you scared the hot cocoa out of me gosh
who else would it be what the [ __ ] how
the hell did you get in
here teleportation stage dude how many
times do I have to go over this the
doors holy [ __ ] you're serious oh my
gosh what is what is all
this what do you think they're presents
oh I didn't I didn't ask for anything
for Christmas we weren't even
celebrating Christmas I'll be 100%
honest with you dude this year I'm kind
of hands off they're kind of just giving
me a sack and I'm going to deliver you
don't even know what's in your [ __ ]
sack well not this year Jesse what are
you we're running by the gun here you
know what every gift is I showed you
technically but I told you this is
unprecedented every other s had at least
one whole year to come up with this I
had seven days I Y [ __ ] indust else I
had going on like two kids then you talk
about this I feel like it used to be a
lot more personal for Christmas Santa
used to actually make himself no gift is
more personal now you got teleportation
dude it it yeah of course well we have
to get this done I have 30 million kids
at least I don't know the number it's so
big I can't even remember it that's sad
you know what sad the other saying it
would have know well you know what Jesse
you know what
sad I bring you presents you can't give
me some cookies and freaking
milk serious we might we might have
something come on the
kitchen we're going to be a few minutes
what was that are you [ __ ] losing
your mind right now yeah they're home
it's okay all
right anyway go ahead come on dude [ __ ]
skitso or some [ __ ] it's a telecom told
you about that dude I told you all this
already I'm saying the suit looks very
unassuming you look unassuming it's 7
p.m. I
know I'm just saying I got watch my
mouth I got I'm I'm all worked up now
you got me all you go to a kid house you
can't say that [ __ ] thanks we have all
we have is skin milk what is that
supposed to mean I'm just letting you
know I'm just what is that supposed to
mean cuz imagine you would want a higher
fat
percentage I'm pretty sure Santa likes
whole milk I have 0% what you hurt me
dude I'm telling you right now I don't
think we have any cookies seriously dude
you don't have any cookies in the house
how my mom does the baking we're not
celebrating this year or at least I
thought we weren't so like she's not
going to cook anything I'm not going to
what's up with the tree you what's up
with the tree well you said me earlier
you had no tree in the house nobody
crating anything a tree in the house
dude I have no [ __ ] glue she said it
up I have no
here there apple apple crumb crisp it's
a new get out of here with that nonsense
dude maybe if you ate one of these you'd
be able to go down the chimney instead
of relying on technology now well maybe
if you weren't such an a-hole I'd get
you more presents okay but I had no
control over that one pres that I would
want you not dude I like I don't I
honestly couldn't tell you but seriously
you know so what's going
on so I mean in case you didn't notice
that trees half bur she just started
decorating it she she gave Uncle Larry
his bonus that's fantastic she she had a
change of heart I don't I don't know
what caused it I have no idea probably
people around her I mean have you guys
been put working people they love her we
were trying to talk to her and then my
dad was trying but we I don't know it's
just [ __ ]
weird did you do something Joe did you
sprinkle little little Christmas magic
little Christmas magic stuff it can't
heal these kinds of wounds Christmas
magic can't heal that what it can do is
get people like you closer to help heal
other wounds for her dude I don't know I
feel like you did something who the [ __ ]
you talking to up here I what the [ __ ]
Santa it's Joe Joe was Santa Claus and
he was talking about s was right there m
use a teleportation device and he just
you not making any sense Jess look he
got he's got I poured the milk for him
he just some want of the milk and
cookies and they didn't are you all
right you know what this pointless I
mean you're not going to believe
anything I say anyway there's presents
under the tree there's presents under
the tree M I don't how the hell did they
get there are you still upset you know
you can't talk to me we already
talked
you
leaving dude I don't are you okay did
you need to am I you need to leave my
family's home but I I don't want to
leave you if you're a rck dude my I
don't need you feel bad for me dude you
can go you need to go you got people you
need to
see
dude you
sure I still want to be alone right now
just didn't say that dude I I don't
want will you stick around or that's
what I just asked cool you what do you
want to do you want to play a board game
or
something I mean Santa did just drop off
a couple gift can't open that till
Christmas yeah you're right you're right
can't believe you're [ __ ] we're
playing Candyland on Christmas Eve you
see how ridiculous this is and I can't
believe you're [ __ ] beating me dude
and I just got are
you one spot you see this this dude
don't you see him you know who that's
that is who that's my [ __ ] mom that's
your mom that Lord lers your mom I mean
look look at her look real flamboyant
like that real just [ __ ] obnoxious
got a licorice Castle satanic dude who
do you think him is plumpy plumpy yeah
man that's
Joe that's cousin cousin Teddy or Joe
man or no no no Joe's Joe's Jolly just
he Santa yeah that makes sense or
Jeffrey he's got the glasses on that's
pretty good too it's you and
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Juliet dude you want to know who you are
dude you're this you're this [ __ ]
dude you can't say that I dude you never
said that before I've said and you know
what oh look there he is there too dude
[ __ ] ass looking [ __ ] dude
you can't stop you can't say that you
got the birds and everything dude it
makes sense it makes sense come on now
all right just cover up you looking like
like a jackass dude no I mean these
These are [ __ ] like three-year-olds
man they got blonde hair and blue eyes
you and Julet were around for a while
weren't you I I'll shut up I'm sorry I'm
I'm sorry [ __ ] turn take your
turn [ __ ] yeah dude you know why you got
two purples cuz you're [ __ ] who's
losing now [ __ ] you how about this one
what that's my
grandma grandma nut dude look at her
here I mean she's [ __ ] freak she who
gathers nuts like that has it lives in a
house like that she's probably got just
as many cats don't you gather nuts like
that Jess dude you're you're [ __ ]
[ __ ] you like nuts don't you [ __ ]
this [ __ ] man why we playing stupid ass
game playing C the [ __ ] was
that is [ __ ] Joe back or my mom
freaking out could you go find out what
that is make yourself useful you me to
do my thing
sure where this [ __ ] tree that
don't invite me for Christmas I show
them some [ __ ] boss Le Me by myself
ma'am I don't think you should be doing
that who are you you're that [ __ ]
newspaper Guy this is none of your
goddamn business mind your own business
and get the [ __ ] out of here oh
[ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] dude jeez you
cannot keep doing that [ __ ] man dude
your grandma's taking the Christmas tree
what yeah she just ran outside with the
Christmas tree what the
[ __ ]
grandom what are you doing here what the
[ __ ] do it look like I'm doing taking
this [ __ ] out of here you're having a
Christmas and you didn't invite me we're
not I this is the first I'm hearing
about that we're having Christmas I
didn't know that was it's that [ __ ]
I don't even know what those [ __ ]
gifts are well good you don't need to
[ __ ] worry about it here I sat home
all day waiting for somebody V me over
look at me I got dressed up nice just
for we're not having any party look we
just ended up setting Tre here in
present we just set that up if you
looked it was Happ burn I don't give a
[ __ ] have a merry Christmas you don't
even know what the [ __ ] that is you know
what whatever matter my [ __ ] cats
will L I'm sure they will I can care
less go for it I mean those gifts are
news to me I didn't even know where who
the hell are you talking to now huh
where the hell is the Christmas tree
well um grandma just took it and she
just took all the presents too my
mother's here
yeah M what the hell are you doing Terry
I'm very disappointed in you you're
having a Christmas party tree presents
and you couldn't call your own mom to
tell her I just put the tree up today
and I don't know how the presence got
there [ __ ] you had this all planned I
think you even knew before you sent
little shitthead over to see having a
party I would have invited you I have a
question what the [ __ ] is that on your
face [ __ ] Jesse really do we need to
talk like that you know it's my goddamn
beauty cream you saw it the other
night anyway ever since you married that
Jeff it's always been about your family
and his family what about me your mother
what about you your grandmother here
does anybody care about me
not we see you what about when your
husband died I was there for
youate that I needed you I appreciate
that you were there for me apparently
you don't [ __ ] need me now do you I
[ __ ] hate CH I wasn't having a party
I [ __ ] hate it and I don't want to
ever be around
this yeah we saved
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Christmas holy
[Laughter]
[ __ ] what the [ __ ] just
happened oh my
god oh
[ __ ] um well what do we uh I don't
know all right I guess I'm going to have
to well I'll just take
these I we're going to have to do
something with
her can you like Snap her away or some
[ __ ] um I don't
know I think she's dead God she's
actually de
this oh
I don't think that beauty cream's going
to out when you're [ __ ] dead as
[ __ ] was that just Buddy the elf riding
my
dog what the with reindeer antlers on
his
head