It was on this day 60 years ago the handjob was first invented.
A research team led by Dr. Fred Gilgoff developed a revolutionary two-person
masturbation technique after months of experimentation.
Last September, in his final interview before his death, Dr. Gilgoff
recalled the handjob's long path to success.
At first we thought it would work if the woman just held on to it.
Then we tried having the man wiggle his body but that didn't work either.
And finally the answer appeared and it's rolling the shaft up and down like the
blue blazes. It was so elegant and simple.
Inventors who followed in Gilgoff's footsteps continue to sing the praises of
the man who started it all.
What can I say about Gilgoff? He's the master.
If no one had ever invented the handjob, there wouldn't be blowjobs, rim jobs,
any other jobs.
Gilgoff may be gone but his handjob will live on forever.