Dr Schulz has issued a major recall on
every one of the company's products
after announcing that the only way to
fix flat feet is with Eugenics the
popular Foot Care brand apologized for
ever thinking they could solve flat
footedness through the use of products
when these treatments pale in comparison
to the promise of permanently
eliminating the deformity from the human
gene pool altogether noting that they
would soon quote Purge the world of
these undesir bles Dr scholes also
released what many are calling a
disturbing Manifesto calling flat feed a
threat to society and insisting that if
they were not exterminated swiftly they
would bring an end to the human race