is this bad lip reading royal wedding so
how many animals would you say you could
probably go think I've kept count
absolutely 1609 hurry giraffes this is
too good dog who doesn't feel so close
to the star man yes yes thank you thank
you thank you what you won't do do you
know it's a man with a wisdom right here
you know I have a surprise for you okay
it's a golden unicycle I don't want that
that present is a fail man it's on point
the lip the lip that synced perfectly
what a great what a great video I love
that what else is in the news two
brothers are in jail tonight awaiting
trial for allegedly robbing a bank in
Grand Rapids oh this is in my city
that's the guy that came over the
Huntington Bank here on 44th Street east
of Kalamazoo Avenue was robbed just
after it opened the morning of October
25th the robber handed a note to the
teller that read quote this is a robbery
50s and 20s no dye pack put money in bag
or we will harm praise Allah
praise Allah what's up with the praise a
lot like that's gonna win people over to
religion give me a break when police
came to investigate they noticed the
robbery note was written on the back of
a federal probation office document the
FBI became involved investigators were
able to track the document turbo bation
office where 26 year-old Dominique Daryl
Sterling's older brother Michael was
there for an appointment on the date
written on the document used in the
robbery smooth very nice very nice
police were also able to track the
younger sterling cell phone which showed
he traveled from his home a half mile
away to the bank and that the phone had
been used to search information about
how to perform bank robberies praise
Allah for that
in 2009 the younger sterling was
convicted of robbing a Taco Bell Oh Taco
Bell he they rapped Taco Bell oh my gosh
this is personal now it's personal now
don't mess with Taco Bell Oh see that's
what I hate these people these wackos
they do some terrible crime and then
they go to prison and then they get out
of prison and they do the same crime
again it's like what does it have to
take to stop these if people are a
threat to society get rid of them keep
them locked off throw away the key
lawmaker it's okay to sell homes to gay
people oh it's not okay that I read that
wrong you can't even read you can't date
Oh Rebecca Jeremy I mean I don't I don't
know if that's really what he said
because of the headlines sometimes the
media twists words I like his style is
pretty gangsta I believe certainly
believe that
people can choose whatever lifestyle
they want but people who are religious
and they're very have strong convictions
about some things that are more Allah
not moral they should not be forced to
do business with those who they think
are involved with immoral acts okay a
couple points on this what if someone is
a homosexual but it doesn't act on it
and then he's assuming that they if
they're gay then they they act on this
so that's a question I'd like to post
his opinion but I respect that opinion
but it's just it's just why like I mean
why would you not sell I threw a few so
anyhow why would you not sell to a gay
person like big deal it's still money is
money you know I can't imagine someone
being like hey I want to buy this house
oh I'm sorry you can't buy this house
because you're gay
what someone who's willing to do in the
bedroom to be denied a housing just for
like your penis when some other guy
likes vagina I mean big deal I mean
everyone has their own personal tastes
and so I think I think that's stupid
look at this guy he goes above and
beyond to save the little child who was
dangling from the balcony man that's
amazing agility right there meanwhile
the other person struggling to get him
and then and then this dude have Nordisk
it comes flying up holy cow look at all
the strength of that guy he's an
immigrant
wow that's great he was offered a
citizenship and a job for the fire
department what a great asset he would
be for the fire department just boom
boom it doesn't need ladders ladders who
needs ladders I got on top of a door and
I managed to pull myself up from balcony
two balconies and thank God I saved him
this guy that's incredible and where was
the parents when this was happening how
does it how does a little kid find him
herself dangling down from a balcony
that's insane
he's playing Pokemon go man some people
some people the French though no for the
French er the French I'm not bashing the
French Oh another YouTube trending giant
darts
oh yeah running shop oh yes he's
celebrating didn't hit the bull's eye
though but that's kind of that looks fun
can you imagine being hit by one of
those I don't know what they're made out
of but probably want to feel good all
right okay I like the beard I like the
beard no I don't know I hate you know
what's the headline what did he do Isis
supporter who encouraged attack on
Prince George admits guilt a man who
encouraged Islamic extremists to target
Britain's Prince George has been
convicted in the UK now what prosecutors
say is that Rashid was extremely
prolific on social media posting and
numerous posts trying to encourage his
supporters to attack various targets in
the West both buildings and also people
as well we're talking about army bases
football matches foreign dignitaries
visiting ambassadors and crucially
members of the royal family this comes
to the part that is most distressing of
this story he posted a picture of Prince
George and the address of his new school
with jihadi fighters superimposed in the
background and the message there said
even the royal family will not be left
alone who would do that to a little kid
Prince George he was in contact with
people isis fighters out in syria and
that he's prepared to actually go and
fight out in syria as well this is i
mean these guys are just demented it's
just and then no one and what i don't
like is the narrative as no one talks
about what exactly they believe in they
just say that oh he made a terroristic
threat he went he encouraged other
people to kill Prince George I'm gonna
hate that let's talk about what this man
really believes let's in the last attack
that they talked of all the actions and
and what what these people do and of
course everyone most people agree that
terrorism is bad blah blah blah but they
don't understand what like what's behind
it what's driving these people to
to do these these sorts of things these
actions and it's belief it's believed
drives people to act and it's never it's
never talked about it because it's taboo
you know because people don't want to be
labeled Islamophobic or something we're
not talking about Islam per se well we
are I mean there are lots of people that
agree with Isis's ideology and they're
sick people terrorism will send a
message
terrorism is strong and so it's like
dang fight back and fight back with
Forrest like Prince George he did
nothing to no one but people want to
kill him just to send a message that
Allah is so great in the ISIS roles and
bla bla bla and it's just just so stupid
it's like these it's a cancer radical
Islam is a cancer to the world and I'm
just I'm just totally sick of it it
needs to be fought with reprehensive not
all levels including really breaking
down what exactly they believe in but
people don't talk about that but I'm
just sick of it and I don't like when
people beat around the bush too it's
it's almost like there hasn't been a
large terrorist attack on the United
States or in the Western world in such a
long time to where it's like people
forget how dangerous these people are
when plots like this are boiled all the
time um and it just it just makes me so
angry because we don't want something
like this to happen again attacks on
people attacks on an art culture and
it's just like leave us alone leave
people alone I couldn't care less about
about being sensitive around I mean I
have this wrong I have I have this I
know it's just it's just like don't mess
with us you know just like leave us and
the goats alone stop all right check
this out the story's incredible
tears and smiles of gratitude on
everyone's faces if it weren't for him
you know we you know that could've been
so much worse he literally risked his
life for us my actions on that day in my
mind were the only acceptable actions I
could have done given the circumstances
I deeply care for my students and their
well-being
oh he did active-shooter know the last
middle school when the gunman entered a
seventh grade classroom at Noblesville
middle school in Indiana and started
shooting seamen threw a basketball at
him
a diversion then ran toward the bullets
knocking the gun from his hands and
tackling the shooter to the ground
seaman shot three times in the process
the school held a fundraiser at this
baseball game for Siemens medical costs
along with 13 year-old Ella Whistler
also shot that day and critically
injured she remains in the hospital
though the school says she is improving
her courage and strength at such a young
age is nothing short of remarkable man
holy crap I mean he said okay and he was
shot three times while charging the
gunman that's insane
and hero this guy is a hero
woah woah woah no what no national
anthem before the game this is an
America
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it is America yeah that's America alike
photo of graduate Lena for boss goes
viral what's wrong with the bus an
American culture the bus isn't as cool
as say like the British culture no no
that's cool he's waiting for the bus in
his cap and gown in the photo of that
what a viral and a popular radio bus
gave him a new car oh that's sweet
he's a high roller now what's wrong with
the bus though I don't I don't say
there's anything wrong with that the
shirt on his shirt 935 pounds whatever
that means
oh I'm on BBC that's a lot of money for
two shirts hey you get two shirts for
that price though oh I could do that
let me do that right now I have some
magnets oh look and that's and then some
other guy was parroting in it yes to get
he's a good model look at that anyone
can do I don't know actually it's just
so it's so unique it's just first of all
the price point is absolutely ridiculous
but you know if it's if it's a luxury
brand people will pay it you look at
this stuff from Gucci it's like you can
even buy a t-shirt for the $1500 so what
and I can just go to the thrift store
and buy one for a dollar like the one
I'm wearing now but I don't know I guess
if people will pay it it's that's okay
but I mean like I don't further had for
the price it's just it's just so
different it's so weird that it would
turn it would turn my ever shirt cuz you
never seen that night it's a great week
it's so creative because it's it's so
different but it looks ridiculous let me
do it right now I can do that I'm coming
out of the closet no watch this
you guys like you like my shirt you like
this like hey yeah yeah there you go
it's not working out all right
you could may see a little cleavage here
Oh a Catholic school told us
valedictorian his speech was too
political so he gave it outside on a
bullhorn I see this a lot of pizza
people are afraid and school
administrations are afraid of having I
mean he's the valedictorian let the man
speak
he's the top dog of the class he
deserves to speak um so I just don't
like it when one school censor people
like that because they they thought
apparently in this case his speech was
too anti-catholic or against the
teachings of the Catholic faith but come
on it's just the schools should be very
free thinking and for them to censor the
valedictorian speech is totally opposite
and counterproductive to to what school
should all be up ball-ball and I don't I
mean that this happens like every year
it seems like it's like some of the
outstanding people in our school the
lack of a real student government
combined with the authoritative attitude
that a few teachers administrators and
board members have prevent students are
truly developing as leaders hopefully
this will change
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it gives them all a gist of the real
world with our people that aren't gonna
like what you have to say a murdered
Soviet I mean murdered Russian
journalist Arkady Bev Junko turns up
alive did he died no he's alive
wow that's missed well who's reported to
have been shot dead in Ukraine but he
showed up a lie of randomly at a news
conference to declare that his murder
was faked Ukrainian security service has
staged his death in an effort to to
thwart an assassination plot against him
so like what's up in Russia - either up
is that a big problem with journalists
getting hits off of hot that's tearing
that I shouldn't laugh about that but
even his wife even his wife thought he
was dead so once these allegis assassins
were arrested that's when the news broke
that hey I'm alive I have let's have a
press conference
what is alive the people at the press
conference they were expecting an update
on his murder
they were interests you know this guy
was a reporter so he had out a little I
had a lot of reporter buddies and to
their surprise their buddy who they
thought was dead just shows up randomly
and all like no way there's actually
video of it there they're all like oh
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televangelists is asking his followers
to buy him a 54 million dollar private
jet okay okay I have a problem with this
headline here this televangelist is
asking his followers to buy him a 54
million dollar private jet it's it's not
it's not his followers money it's it's
God's money so I don't understand what
advice is such a big deal this is God's
money not his father's money so need a
couple is here with why Duplantis
insists he needs the jet Tony good
morning good morning it's a good
question because the ministry already
has a jet okay I've had three in fact
but Duplantis says he needs this new one
to be able to go anywhere around the
world in a single stop in order to
spread the gospel to as many people as
possible we want that 7x we're believing
God for it in a video posted to his
website last week televangelist Jesse
Duplantis says God told him he needs the
new Falcon 7x jet that if Jesus was
physically on the earth today it
wouldn't be riding the donkey reaction
to this multi-million dollar request has
been mixed on the ministries Facebook
page one person wrote I am ashamed I
ever listened to a word you had to say
another posted I believe pastor Jesse
will have his plane and that is the way
God has planned it Duplantis is not the
first minister to preach the gospel of
private flying if I want to believe God
for 65 million dollar plane you cannot
stop me well why would stick you with
personal jets like especially if you own
it but you can't fly it because I assume
these people aren't pilots to fly
license to fly private jets I don't know
is it a pain contest among their
millionaire buddies I don't know I what
he says I want you to bleed me for a
Falcon 7x bleed me I've never heard that
before
it sounds like straight out of a violent
movie you know he's not the first pastor
to atul to want a private jet from from
there was another one Pastor Shepherd
and I liked I liked pastor Shepards idea
of a plane much better Benson because
there was some artwork on the bottom
that when people look up they can see
Jesus one of the things this ministry
needs so that I can carry out the Great
Commission is my own private jet and I
have some drawings of what the plane
would look like can you come in a little
closer since it is a Jesus plane it will
actually say Jesus plane on the side and
777 on the tail there this will be the
Jesus plane and I also have a drawing of
what it would look like on the bottom as
its flying over this is what it would
look like on the boat
it would actually have Jesus so that
people can look up in the sky and what
will they see they will see Jesus they
will see Jesus a homeless child in
Africa looks up he's hungry he hasn't
eaten but he looks up and he sees Jesus
Wow Wow
you can be a part of this you can be a
part of the Jesus plane by giving money
but it was all a joke though it was a
parody years before this news story
broke several years before so a man a
man who can predict the future I respect
that God answers prayers so maybe good
luck with that
no guys there's a ton of money search
that there's a ton of money in the
megachurch industry I was looking at
houses for sale these mansions on the
west coast of Michigan and there was
this huge mansion like a seven million
dollar mansion probably the most
expensive house in the county but in in
the kitchen of the house when I was
looking at all the photos there was a
name there like this you know the
people's names on in the kitchen it's a
vanity thing I think but I looked it up
and sure enough the guy is a megachurch
preacher but and also also a real estate
agent have his side it could be a front
no there's a lot of money in the
religion business that's for sure Hotel
Valley cut out a portion after Bosch
Park and job in Sydney that's what
insurance is for it's sad to see a
Porsche be damaged like that but no one
died and if someone did and then who
knows maybe they can come back to life
in today's day and age who knows it's
not the first time a Porsche has had a
mishap like this either
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Oh Oh shop Jana settin a uni monastery
more equitably elite Tennessee lawmaker
says pornography is a root cause of
school shootings
it seems like everyone wants to find a
scapegoat for school shootings but you
know I don't know I just I just read the
headline so I would like to hear what
she has to say so yeah
all this is available
that
what there is there is there really
pornography at grocery stores and the
Iowa I don't think so not where I live
there's just like maybe Maxim magazine's
and from pulse what else but it's not
pornography and it's like what even if
it was like it's like this year who goes
who goes to the grocery store and vice
porn oh yeah I mean does she not know
that that you can it's on the internet
everywhere I was this like what is this
1989 or something I don't know people
people blame everything for school
shootings it's like with with Columbine
there was doom as escape go and then
Marilyn Manson oh man that the killers
listen to Marilyn Manson therefore they
shot up a school and doom caused them to
violent video the game's while at movies
whatever caused them to shoot up a
school and then now pornography is being
introduced as a cause of shooting up a
school but I think I mean I don't think
that's right I think she's I think she's
a little delusional I think people like
this have an agenda why they want to ban
certain things that they disagree with
and if they think that they can get
people to believe that this will cause
school shootings then I think they'll
advocate against that and push that
message until until people agree and
concur that yeah we have to ban porn
because it could it is the the root
cause root cause of school shootings but
the family values in her opinion I can I
can see that but there I don't know
there I don't really know I'm not an
expert on school shootings but there are
many factors I think that can contribute
to it but the violent movies and
videogames and pornography I don't think
are are those I think it's think it's
more of a lack of being loved
perhaps but but some other some other
people have been loved but it could be a
disconnect and something mentally wrong
with them or it could be experiencing
death some traumatizing experiences that
have happened to them like including
bullying being victimized just minding a
sense of
our pornography I don't think there's
anything wrong with pornography as far
as like causing school shootings ha ha
ha I think that's a little out there
I mean sometimes people just can't see
it coming either um he was such a good
person who had no idea that this was
going on in his mind
but as I'm going to join so far as to
say porn cause of school shootings it
may cause some shootings but not not
school shootings look I'm talking about
the video shooting okay all right all
right I should I should stop there