morning brian i'm afraid you ran a red
light your license please
i swear joe the light was still gray
when i went through it
are you aware this is expired what your
license expired a year ago and there's a
flattened dog treat stuck to the back of
it
maybe that's yours now
maybe you enjoy that treat and this
never happened brian step out of the
vehicle wow what what's going on well
the law is clear i have to confiscate
your license and you're gonna have to
walk home can't you at least give me a
ride no can do amigo
all right i guess i'll just call an uber
are you brian