the insatiable appetite for internet
affirmation that not only do you exist
but that your special drives people to
do some wacky things and one of the
worst ways of getting this craved
attention is through being a douchebag
and that's what I want to show you today
a young man so blinded by his low
Vitamin C levels vitamin clout and in
his desperate attempt to get this clout
decided to make an absolute fool out of
himself on Tick Tock and ended up being
its punching bag for about 24 hours
because his whole idea was to just be an
[ __ ] post Malone you all [ __ ]
what you just witnessed is one of tick
tock's biggest and toughest men a man
who's feared even at the salty spittoon
what a absolute [ __ ] Chad going to
post Malone's fan signing where post
Malone was just meeting with fans
signing their things talking with them
and this guy marches all up Puffs out
his chest and just starts being an
[ __ ] that's the entire piece of
content and you can tell that this guy
is not insecure because the second he
started being rude to post Malone he
immediately ran away so you know he's
not afraid of anything this guy wakes up
every morning and drinks a glass of
Rusty [ __ ] Nails he's so tough so
yeah post Malone got Drive By heckled by
a rejected Jonas brother who's
desperately trying to get any amount of
internet points he can get and I just
find the whole situation super sad had
not just for post Malone but for this
guy as well because this is just such an
embarrassing thing that I think any
level of self-awareness will have him
regretting immensely at this moment I
would hope but post him alone even if
you don't like his music you have to
recognize he is one of like the most
authentic and genuinely kind people in
the music industry I like post Malone's
music but I recognize that everyone will
but even if you don't like every
interview I've ever seen from him all of
his twitch streams because he streams on
Twitch or at least he used to stream
Pretty actively on Twitch every
interaction I've ever seen from him just
portrays a really kind person so to go
out of your way to be mean to someone
like that takes a special kind of
delusional douchebag and even in the
video here you can see him smiling and
talking to fancy Smiles at the guy who's
about to be rude to him and when he gets
assaulted he just looks like actually
hurt he's just like
that was rude and then he just keeps
piling it on like I don't know how you
don't feel bad after the first time but
he doubles down on the douchery and
continues to insult him and he's just
you know post Malone's like that's just
[ __ ] rude why would you say that like
it's so like rough to to watch now I
don't know much about this kid but he
looks pretty young I'm sure he's still
suckling off his parents finances like a
parasite in order to pay for his trips
to the hair salon every two weeks in
order to match whatever the most trendy
Tick-Tock hairstyle is but I really
think he should have saved some of his
allowance for a better phone instead of
just blowing it on white claw he
probably should have just saved up for a
phone that would record in something
Beyond 140p this video looks like it's
straight from 2009 I don't even know how
you have video quality this dog [ __ ]
this turbo ass in 2022 you have to be
extremely incompetent in order to make
your phone look this shitty in this day
and age now the whole goal with this
stunt was to go viral and it did mission
accomplished that got over 6 6 million
views and is still getting views but I
guess he just wasn't really ready for
that because he ended up going in full
baby meltdown mode and took down the
video and made a really embarrassing
post about how it wasn't actually him in
the video it was his friend now is it
possible that it's actually not him sure
I suppose there's some Universe out
there in the Multiverse where that
happens to be the truth but I don't
think that's where we're at right now I
think in this reality he's just using
the lamest and oldest excuse in the book
this is like that textbook cringy [ __ ]
we used to do growing up where if you
send a text message to a girl and you
regret it or she doesn't respond you're
like oh God I'm so sorry that was my
friend that sent that um stupid friend I
don't know why he'd say that I'm not
weird my friend did that don't get mad
at me not exactly a watertight response
here and I would have expected someone
that puts up this Persona of I'm so
tough and you know I'm such a badass
I'll go insult anyway one on the street
I would have expected them to just like
embrace the villain role but it seems
like they're just not built for that
they immediately just fold and just
crumple in on themselves here which of
course makes it even more embarrassing
for them but I want to use this as like
a little example of the drive to make a
like a viral video where you just throw
away common sense in the pursuit of
numbers this guy knew that this would
get some attention and he probably knew
there would be some level of hate that
came with it where people would get
upset about it but he clearly wasn't
ready for the full response he got he
was just so blinded by the pursuit of
Internet clout that he made a dumb
[ __ ] decision and made himself look
like a complete [ __ ] on the internet
and that'll follow him around forever if
he continues to try and be a Tick-Tock
star so yeah anyway just wanted to go
over this just a little bit and that's
about it see ya