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right thank you your appreciation
underwhelms
me happy Thursday everyone today is
Halloween and I'm really starting to
panic I need three more guys to fill out
the ass of my joy bayar
costume but everyone's getting dressed
up James Carville is going as a blind
mole
rat Elizabeth waren is going as one of
her
ancestors wow KLA Harris will be
dressing up as a Hispanic black Asian
Puerto Rican Jamaican Muslim and Jewish
woman Hillary Clinton going as Monica
Lewinsky with hopes to get
laid David Mir Nora odonnell and Dana
Bash will all be going as
journalists and last but not least Nancy
Pelosi is going as
herself nothing scarier than that all
right so while Arnold Schwarzenegger
endorsed kamla Harris legendary
astronaut Buzz Aldren endorsed Donald
Trump pretty pretty similar stories One
landed on the moon the other one landed
on his
maid but you can see why Arnold went
with kamla she said she would clean
house if elected and he can't resist a
lady holding a
mop last night rioter descended on Los
Angeles after the Dodgers won the World
Series where many of these riers first
learned that the Dodgers won the World
Series
that's such a great point just a
coincidence two La erupted into chaos
with looters raiding a Nike store a mob
burnning a bus things are so bad the
Menendez brothers are now demanding to
stay in
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prison and President Biden bit a baby
dressed as a chicken at a White House
Halloween
party well now who's the
cannibal his doctor said they're just
glad the baby wasn't dressed as a
thermometer
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so
disgusting but just a joke so what do
you do when somebody calls you garbage
of course it matters if it's from
someone whose opinion you value like
your spouse or your relative or that
Chinese lap dancer I met in
Croatia but what if it's coming from
this guy I mean this guy thinks you're
garbage the guy who didn't even
acknowledge he had a grandchild cuz she
came from the wrong side of the tracks
to him she was garbage which kind of
makes him garbage and yet Joe called
Trump supporters garbage and the next
day Trump showed up for a campaign
event asking the media one question how
do you like my garbage truck how do you
like my garbage truck this truck is in
honor of kamla and Joe Biden Joe Biden
be ashamed of himself if he knows what
he's even doing I hope you enjoy this
garbage truck we enjoy it so Trump call
Joe calls Trump supporters garbage Trump
shows up for a campaign event in a
garbage truck I wonder what would happen
if Biden had called them
dck would Trump have showed up in
this yeah he would you know he would so
why does this moment matter well first
the same media that went in sane over a
comedian's joke about a trash crisis in
a US territory now views Biden calling
half the country garbage a hoax the very
same news media that ignored all the
times Donald Trump has called American
citizens and American voters scum and
garbage actually tried to turn Joe
Biden's use of the word garbage into a
controversial news story today he landed
in Green Bay just a short time ago and
then pulled this campaign stunt speaking
to reporters from a garbage truck proof
that he and his supporters are giving no
Grace to a gaff by President Biden where
he in his explanation inadvertently
called Trump supporters garbage you see
that inadvertently like that was
inadvertent like when I inadvertently
landed on that
Candlestick but sure the garbage line
could be misconstrued been there but do
we owe them that Grace as Norah suggests
hell no after all Biden wrode in on the
most divisive lie ever the fine people
hoax which was thoroughly debunked worse
it was the tent pole hoax that initiated
the Trump is Hitler narrative that
they've been pushing ever since it was
divisive destructive and even when they
knew it was false they kept at it so
forgive me if I don't give a if Biden
just got fine people hoaxed what's good
for the goose is good for the slander so
while Joe's fighting babies Trump is
chewing up kamala's campaign like a
toddler dressed as a Big
Mac but there's a bigger problem whether
you're called irredeemable deplorable or
Garbage the rot is coming from the top
and it's undermining the fabric of the
social contract it's not team sport
politics I got no problems with tribes
allegiances clubs even Cults hell I had
scientologists as neighbors and they
were always willing to invite me over
for a
threesome because because there was
always a Bedrock premise underneath it
it's the cheesiest phrase ever love thy
neighbor it's corny because we get it
wrong when we hear love thy neighbor we
think of Ned Flanders offering a high
didly ho neighborino to Homer but love
thy neighbor doesn't matter when things
are good only only when it's bad and if
kamla wins you both may have to fend off
roving gangs of transgender Venezuelans
with student loan debt that societal
agreement is no different than the first
or the second amendment they don't exist
for hello and goodbye it's for bad words
and bad ombres which means no matter who
you root for you're still neighbors if
you're a Yankees fan and you live next
to a Red Sox fan don't sit near each
other a game actually you may both want
to avoid both those cities but you can
still borrow the leaf blower but then
return the favor by leaving your blinds
open when you
undress but love thy neighbor became
immoral once radicals made the political
IC personal in the 60s the left's most
heralded voices declared that every
relationship is one of power between
boss and worker husband and wife white
and black even me and my pool
boy I keep telling him someday I'll get
a
pool suddenly the equality of connection
turns vertical it's no longer were in
this together it's now who's on top they
changed Love Thy Neighbor Into Love Thy
Neighbor unless we disagree the
relationship is transactional but not
based on neighborly stuff but now your
neighbor won't talk to you if you're
voting for Trump now I know do you
really want a jerk like that in your
life anyways but that's we're calling
half the country Nazi garbage gets you
you end up in a place where it's harder
and harder to return to loving one's
neighbor when the media and their team
calls them trash my advice get your lawn
tools back before
Tuesday let's welome tonight's day
tonight his Halloween costume is Town
creep h of Jim Norton and Sam Roberts so
Jim
Norton she's spicy and strong and proves
liberals wrong goes of the Sage Steel
show Sage
Steel she carve a Jacko Lantern but
she's not legally allowed near knives
New York Times bestselling author foxus
contributor
ctiv and for Halloween the Hulk is
dressing up as him New York Times best
selling Au comedian former
NWA Jim you've been called garbage most
of your life yes I have been Greg yes
proud of it you you should be proud of
it you wear it like a badge of trash yes
I do now um what did you make it's a
two-part question what did you make of
Hing Cliff's joke much a do about
nothing and what do you make of Trump's
garbage truck um I mean Tony's a friend
so and I think he's very funny so I mean
I don't understand this this this desire
to hire Comics that are known for doing
material like Tony like if you're going
to hire a guy like Tony expect Tony to
do what he does that's what he does if
you want a comic that does something
very gentle then hire a gentle comic um
but I had obviously had no problem with
it um yeah you know it's funny cuz he
came on as a comic but the liberal media
described him as a speaker it's it's CRA
but the whole thing is is is like a game
we're all pretending to be upset that
we're being insulted and it's not just
it's everyone the whole country
America's motto should be oh how could
you it's fake everyone's everyone's a
Nazi or a pedophile and those are just
my friends
yes it is funny though nobody knew about
the trash crisis in Puerto Rico until he
made that joke yeah I I had no idea
until he said that but anyone who's
watched Tony like that's the type of
stuff Tony does that's what does sage
what do you make of the way Trump
manages to take screw-ups like Biden and
turn it into comedy gold and also KLA
with with the McDonald's stint as well
yes I it's brilliant I mean honestly
kudos to his team right and then he was
saying how quickly this happened like 30
minutes before and somehow they got a
truck with his name on it and he's like
sure I'll put an orange vest on can you
imagine K's team number one being that
creative no and number two asking her to
do it and what her answer would have
been if this had been reversed like that
would never happen I give him credit
he's almost 80 years old he's like what
the hell let's go for it they said it
we're going to take advantage smart you
know Kat uh Sage brings up his age I
can't help but think that is making
Trump more likable as he gets older he's
becoming more like a mench he's like
just and he had he seems to be having
more fun he's he is having fun right now
and I mean you I don't care who you are
everybody who saw him pull up in that
garbage truck thought in their head God
that is good yeah
like Jim we talk about we've talked
about this a million times people you
can understand maybe I you can I'll
believe you if you say you don't like
certain policy certain things about him
but he is funny when people say he's not
funny I'm like youve truly lost it yeah
that is that is how you're handling all
your supporters being called garbage
you're pulling up in a garbage truck yes
as a very wealthy man and he even said
like someone suggested this to me like
you know he's he's not he he's in on the
joke of how a ridiculous all this it's
so and the fact that they can't say the
obvious with Biden oh he was just you're
not you're what they're going with is
that I'm too stupid to understand the
nuances of his
speech no nobody believes that he was
struggling to get out whatever sentence
but you're also expecting me to believe
that and you're expecting to me to
believe that for people who have spent
all week calling this group of people
Nazis garbage would be a bridge too far
yes and that oh we meant the Nazi
part we meant the Nazi part but not the
garbage I mean if you're asking people
on the one side to accept things that
are insults to their intelligence and
then on the other side it's this dude in
a garbage truck having a great time yeah
it's a win a big win Tyrus Trump is up
in Arizona North Carolina Georgia Nevada
has a slim lead in PA uh he might flip
Wisconsin and Michigan or she might what
are you still you remember you said that
if she wins you shave ear I'm sorry did
I miss something did you not see what I
did the Yankees last night I'm Tyrus
Nostradamus here okay this is not close
this is not the behavior of a man who's
worried about winning States this is
what I do when I know I'm up 46 bring
out the hot dogss let's truck it up the
one good thing I do know is that
President Trump might be open to
legalizing weed because he clearly has a
couple of Bros on his squad or like you
should totally get a dump
truck
yo now I know he doesn't he doesn't
smoking but he's the one he is listening
to people he's a different dude from
2016 2016 Trump was aggressive and Bash
and want he's been through that he's
duck bullets literally so he's laid back
and anybody who wants to come to the
party come on in and any ideas are not
too I mean literally I had an interview
with him talking about maybe we could
not have taxes for police officers and
firefighters and and soldiers he's like
you know what maybe we should do that so
wait maybe he is smoking I don't know
but the point is is like relaxed calm
having fun and to cat's Point really
Lawrence you couldn't say that sh that
was you got us the truck was good by the
way the H thing that's only for black
people remember said it's only for the
black voters which again helps Trump
since he's Hitler the fact that he has
high Brothers making policy decisions on
his campaign is a good thing y but it it
is funny if if somebody does something
funny and you react like Dean wormer of
Animal House which what happened to
Lawrence O'Donnell yeah you're you
you've lost he's part of the joke now
yes yeah all right Greg I'm starting to
feel left out as a Jill Stein guy
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you should vote your passion which is
Jill
Stein I have a Jill Stein sign on my
lawn just to drive Democrats crazy they
come over there and then I flash
them what is with this audience they
don't like filthy humor all
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