naked ladies
do I have your attention now because
that's what this entire video is going
to be about on August 34th 2014 a brand
new suburb that was created and it had
one purpose and one purpose only to
share nude photos of A-list celebrities
photos that were illegally obtained and
posted on the internet for the world to
see now prior to this it wasn't odd to
see a celebrity's uh private photos pop
up on the web from time to time and
every time it happened people would lose
their minds but this wasn't just one or
two picks we're talking about here it
was hundreds no thousands of explicit
photos Selena Gomez Scarlett Johansson
Rihanna Ariana Grande Danny DeVito no
one was safe and every Coomer on the
planet was losing their minds Reddit was
getting more traffic than your mom's
bedroom on a Friday night their servers
were getting so overloaded that the
website was crashing every few minutes
meanwhile if you flipped on the old
television every new station from Fox to
MSNBC were talking about this Reddit
leak that they dubbed celeb game even
Tucker Carlson had a segment on it
breaking news in the last 24 hours
hundreds of nude photos of celebrities
have been uploaded to the website
reddit.com the radical left doesn't want
you to see these glorious jugs they
don't want you to look at calcium
cannons well I personally plan to spend
my entire afternoon browsing Reddit and
looking at photos of mommy milkers until
my eyes [ __ ] bleed the left-wing
media can try and stop me but they won't
nobody knew where these pictures were
coming from or why they were all popping
up at once and honestly we didn't really
care we were just enjoying the show [ __ ]
at least I know I was but once that post
not Clarity kicked in I started thinking
hey wait a minute this is actually kind
of tough like these are real people and
some degenerators hacked into their
private photos and released them to the
public who would do such a thing well to
answer that question we have to go to a
place where degenerates are born and
bred
4chan do we even know who is this 4chan
if you listen to The Lame stream media
they would have you believe that these
leaks were posted directly to Reddit but
that's not the case you see everything
that's on Reddit was at one point on
4chan and this was no different hours
before r slash the fappening was created
all of these private photos were first
leaked in a 4chan post and believe it or
not the rabbit hole goes even deeper
because 4chan wasn't even the source the
real source of these photos was a
website called Anon IB a 4chan offshoot
full of sweaty flameels who spent way
too much time surfing the web and not
enough time getting some hoes if these
fellas would have just subscribed to
scentbird perhaps they would have had
the confidence to leave the house it
wouldn't have to resort to spending
hours upon hours breaking into
celebrities private photos just to feel
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very tropical
you know now what's the last one let's
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oh that's right and on IB so before we
continue with the Celeb gay stuff let me
give you a brief history lesson on the
origins of anon IB now as we all know
4chan has always been known for
shenanigans and tomfoolery especially
the B board where rules were rarely if
ever enforced jailbait doxing and
attacks on other websites were common
but in the summer of 2006 things started
to get a little out of hand B was
getting infested with uncomfortable
amounts of jailbait lowly's Franklin the
Turtle and other degeneracy and it
seemed like there was a new attack or
Raid going on every other day and one
month alone 4chan rated Zelda guide
Habbo Hotel wikifer my God Zelda
universe
teenbaby.org and countless random
Myspace profiles eventually reddit's
administration had to step in and do the
unthinkable
and force the rules on August 23 2006 at
2 53 PM 4chan founder Moon posted the
following morning participating in
illegal content will get you banned this
includes jailbait and any other gray
area threads participating in an
invasion of any sort will also get you
banned this post would change 4chan
forever that same day half of the
population left and went to other
websites with less restrictions one of
these websites was Anon IB which would
eventually become ground zero for the
event that would come to be known as the
fabinet now unlike 4chan where users
could go to discuss a wide variety of
random topics and on IB was mostly
focused on prawn the most popular image
board on the entire website was stole
which was dedicated to well stolen
photos specifically of naked women you
see the gentleman of stole spent most of
their free time trying to break into
women's phones and steal their private
photos and once these photos or wins as
they were known were obtained they would
betrayed in them like they were [ __ ]
Pokemon cards and the rarest and most
sought after of wins were of course of
celebrities the more famous the better
on the rare occasions when somebody
posted a celeb in their birthday suit
the board would go absolutely bananas
but getting pictures of celebrities was
no easy task not just any schmuck with
an internet connection could do it most
people on and on IB were amateurs sure
they could hack into their
ex-girlfriend's phone and rip a couple
of photos but they didn't have the chops
to get famous anus picks but deep in the
depths of stole it was a small group of
Highly skilled hackers with way too much
time on their hands these men only dealt
in the most succulent of wins I'm
talking A-list celebrities according to
a 4chan user who was also a regular on
stole there's been a small underground
celeb new trading ring that's existed
for years the only way to join the ring
is by buying in with original picks wins
as they call them that you've required
by yourself these guys conduct
individual attacks on celebs through I
presume a mix of social engineering and
straight up hacking they trade with each
other to expand their collections the
circle hardly ever widens to include
more people very few people even find
out about this ring and fewer still have
nudes to buy in with but it turns out
this group wasn't even that secretive if
you look at some old Anon IB archives
you'll find public posts of people
trying to facilitate trades trading
celebs I have a huge list and wanted to
trade for some lesser known ones some of
the hackers even advertise their
services so there was a whole Black
Market going around where hackers would
either sell their illegally obtained
photos share them with the community or
just hoard them for themselves either
way the pictures were confined to a
pretty small group of people on the
stole board for the most part until one
day one greedy putz decided to blow the
whole thing up some guy who will call
Gerald woke up one day and thought of an
excellent business opportunity he would
build up the biggest stockpile of spicy
celebrity photos in history and sell
them for a [ __ ] ton of Bitcoin it was a
foolproof plan so our boy Gerald got to
work immediately and spent the next few
months painstakingly building his
collection he was making trades spending
Bitcoin and scouring the dark web for
hours this mother sucker could have
cured cancer with just 10 percent of the
effort he put into sourcing these nudes
but when it was all said and done after
pouring his blood sweat tears and other
bodily liquids I won't mention into it
he finally did it Gerald amassed the
greatest collection of celebrity nudes
in history and in August of 2014 it was
time to set his planet to motion phase
one was to shop his collection around
Anon IB and see if he could get any
bites so we posted a few teasers
censored photos of A-list celebrities
that no one had seen before then he
offered the uncensored versions in
exchange for Bitcoin word quickly spread
that some guy on Stole was hoarding
major wins despite a healthy amount of
Interest the cheap bastards on and on IB
weren't willing to pay for this Treasure
Trove but that's okay though because our
boy Gerald foresaw this so it was time
to move on to phase two August 31st 2014
a post was made on 4chan with the
caption a mere drop in the bucket with
dozens of explicit images Aubry Plaza
Kirsten dunce Vanessa Hudgens Victoria
Justice Kate Upton these were just a few
of the women that made an appearance and
of course a Bitcoin address was posted
along with the photos where people could
pay for other photos that weren't
included and it seemed like phase two
was going well the next day Gerald made
this post on an IB guys just to let you
know I didn't do this by myself there
are several other people who were in on
it and I needed to count on to make this
happen this is the result of several
months of long and hard work by all
involved we appreciate your donations
and applaud your excitement I will soon
be moving to another location from which
I will continue to post while the anions
on 4chan were ecstatic to be looking at
these images the other members of anon
IB were pissed that Gerald blew up their
whole operation well he didn't care he
was making Shmoney but there was one
crucial detail he didn't think about
since he broke the unspoken rule of
stole by going public Gerald opened the
floodgates there was nothing holding
back to other collectors from dumping
their own Collections and that's exactly
what they did the other members of the
trading ring were scrambling for a piece
of the action they all wanted to make a
little cash so every few minutes there
was a new photo dump on 4chan the
servers quickly got overloaded and 4chan
crashed multiple times from all the
traffic but this was just the tip of the
iceberg when the photo started showing
up on Reddit is when [ __ ] really started
to hit the fan it started off small with
just two photos one of Jennifer Lawrence
the other of Kate Upton from there the
situation immediately started spiraling
out of control with new images getting
leaked every few seconds it wouldn't be
long before the entire front page of
Reddit was absolutely inundated with
Alice coochie it was around this time
that the name the fappening made its
first appearance and Reddit user U slash
John mcjohn liked the name so much that
he made an entire subreddit dedicated to
it so or slash the fappening was born
and this was by far the fastest growing
subred of all time gaining a hundred
thousand subscribers within the first 24
hours alone everybody and their mothers
were talking about it my grandma and
[ __ ] Uzbekistan called me and asked
me if I saw Kate Upton's areola and it
also sparked the whole ass ethical
debate on whether or not you were a bad
person for viewing these images some
people thought it wasn't a big deal
While others like Jennifer Lawrence
compared looking at her nudes to a
sensual offense and you know I can't
really blame her for being mad because
out of the 600 celebrities affected by
this leak she got it the worst by four
she had somehow become the face of celeb
Gates and she was not happy about it
when I first found out it was happening
my security reached out to me it was
happening minute to minute it was almost
like a ransom situation where they were
releasing new ones every hour or so and
I don't know I feel like I got gang
banged by the [ __ ] planet like
there's not one person in the world
that's not capable of seeing these
intimate photos of me you can just be at
a barbecue when someone can pull them up
on their phone ironically I'm I'm pretty
sure I was actually at a barbecue the
first time I saw those photos Jennifer's
publicist also said that they would
pursue legal action to anybody who
posted these photos telling ABC News the
authorities have been contacted and will
prosecute anyone who posts the stolen
photos of Jennifer Lawrence man just
think it all started with some putts
trying to make a little Bitcoin off a
few photos and it snowballed into the
biggest Story of the Year Not only was
my grandma talking about it but so was
just about every media Outlet on the
planet A-list stars are the target of
what appears to be one of the biggest
celebrity hacking leaks dozens of
private nude photographs were apparently
accessed from phones and leaked online
x-rated intimate celebrity photos hacked
posted online the internet was a buzz on
Sunday after a large number of photos of
nude celebrity surfaced online there was
a massive leak of private celebrity nude
pictures over the weekend do we even
know who is this 4chan he may and I'm
sure we're gonna we're gonna be able to
get some more confirmation on this as
the as the hours and and minutes go on
uh he may have been just a system
administrator who knew his way around
and how to hack things look at the
goddamn hell you target the media
shitstorm only increased the popularity
of the fappening subreddit they're
basically advertising to Boomers that
hey if you want to see your favorite
celebrity naked there's this thing
called reddit.com where you can do just
that so naturally Reddit was under a ton
of scrutiny they were stuck between a
rock and a horde Plage on one hand if
they took the subreddit down they would
take a hit to the reputation of being
pro-free speech on the other hand if
they left it up it would be getting
criticized for perpetuating the invasion
of privacy which would possibly affect
their bottom line there were plenty of
calls to shut the subreddit down but the
administrators held their ground
until they didn't after just four days
Reddit finally gave in and decided to
shut down or slash the fappening which
led to a huge outcry from reddit's user
base who saw the move as bowing to
corporate interest and [ __ ] on
freedom of speech not to mention the
hypocrisy of taking down the fappening
while at the same time allowing stuff
like r slash pics of dead kids and or
slash beating women one Reddit users
summed it up pretty well so the
fappening is banned because we need to
protect America's Sweethearts but we
still have candid Fashion Police
but the reality of the situation was
Reddit just didn't want the legal smoke
they were already being scrutinized by
the media and now a bunch of Big Shot
Hollywood lawyers were threatening to
sue them into the ground if they didn't
take the pictures down and the legal
dubiousness of the whole situation only
got worse when it was revealed that some
of the photos might have been taken
while the victims were underage with all
this in mind shutting it down was
probably the best course of action one
of reddit's Administrators expanded more
on their reasoning in this announcement
post the situation we had in our hands
was the following these subreddits were
of course the focal point for the
sharing of the stone photos the images
which were dmc-8 were continually being
reposted constantly on the subreddit we
would take down images in response to
those dmcas but it quickly devolved into
a game of whack-a-mole we'd execute a
takedown somebody would adjust re-upload
and then repeat the same practice was
occurring with the underage photos
requiring our constant intervention the
mods were doing their best to keep
things under control and in line with
the site rules but problems were still
constantly overflowing back to us
additionally many nefarious parties
recognize the popularity of these images
and started spamming them in various
ways and attempting to infect or scam
users viewing them it became obvious
that we were either going to have to
watch these subreddits constantly or
shut them down we chose the ladder while
that was happening Apple was also in the
middle of their own PR disaster when it
was discovered that the hackers were
using iCloud to access these photos a
lot of people were blaming Apple for the
leaks including Kirsten Dunst who simply
tweeted thanks apple apple would later
put out a statement about this after
more than 40 hours of Investigation we
have discovered that certain celebrity
accounts were compromised by a very
targeted attack on usernames passwords
and security questions none of the cases
we've investigated has resulted from a
breach in any of Apple's systems
including iCloud or find my iPhone
meanwhile the FBI launched its own
investigation to try and catch the
Schmucks Behind These leaks and it
didn't take long for the bureau to track
down the IP of one of the people
involved about a month after the initial
4chan leak the feds raided the home of
Emilio Herrera and Steve's computer's
cell phone and zoom
what the [ __ ] has a Zone after shifting
through thousands of hentai videos the
feds finally hit the jackpot turns out
Emilio had been a busy boy he had
infiltrated over 500 iCloud accounts but
Herrera was just the first Domino to
fall there was a total of six people
arrested and charged with illegally
accessing private information and I know
you guys are probably picturing a bunch
of sweaty obese degenerates huddled in
the darkness of their mom's basement
spending every waking moment trying to
get access to that sweet
sweet punani but these were just regular
Joe schmoes with kids and day jobs one
of the hackers was even a school teacher
which is kind of [ __ ] up so how did
they pull this off surely this must have
taken some big brain high IQ
bullshittery of the highest magnitude to
pull off well as it turns out is
actually pretty easy they use the oldest
trick in the book The Classic fishing
they would send an email to the Target
pretending to be apple and the victim
would enter their information the hacker
would then use that information to
access their iCloud storage and rip all
the pictures from that still leaves one
person unaccounted for what happened to
Gerald the guy who started this whole
[ __ ] show nobody really knows after the
initial photo dump he was never heard
from again I guess he realized this
whole thing was bringing a ton of heat
on to him so he decided it was best to
just cut and run smart guy despite an
international Manhunt that FBI was
unable to track this guy down to this
day it's unknown what his true identity
is but after going down the rabbit hole
and doing hundreds of hours of
investigative research I think I have a
good idea of who it might be
it's
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