I don't I already don't like it any if I
eat something spicy I'll be leaking like
real good
though let's see you got there
everywhere let's see what you got oh no
boy everywhere there's a lot of cope I'm
hearing all right how many
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you hey it's testosterone day so we're
going to measure everyone's testosterone
levels and see who's the the king of the
crop like the actual masculine super
specimen so Matt's got the scient
scientific testing
kits and this should be interesting
results I think and we also have Chelsea
as a control variable so we can compare
to estrogen as well you want to walk us
through the process yeah start well so
you got to
register cuz they got they got to sell
your data right obviously okay hell
oh this is easy so yeah you just
spit I'm playing a little RuneScape just
to get my tea levels up for this that's
not fair that's not a controlled uh test
I'm to meure stuff and use
tools I don't I already don't like it
e what do you mean ew it's your spit
yeah but it's yucky little
receptacle how much is f 75% full what
what I don't think I can generate that
much
spit if I eat something spicy I'll be
leaking like real good though that is
true can you imagine they open it and
it's just like the
fumes I'm just I'm not going to swallow
for like 45
seconds let's see what you got there
everywhere let's see what you got are
you salivating I am I'm really
salivating I Googled Super Saiyan 20
before this so my tea levels are at an
all
M I think there's a I think there's a
chunk of peanut butter pretzel in mine
oh there's definitely some in mine too
I'm getting there look at that this is
disgusting oh that's close that's a lot
of bubbles though it's like beer foam
see I'm I'm nervous cuz I just had G
Fuel and it said not to do it within 30
minutes of
drinking so I my spits going to be like
blue oh no boy I've Been Everywhere did
you dump it I got crazy
no I I worked up a fat one I gave it a
tsunami three and A2 you think that's
good enough all right no
spit you got some time just you know
keep cooking up some spit you'll be good
can I can someone open one for me so I
can yeah you should
start up the yeah yeah okay no I'll just
do it myself guys thanks
oh wait I didn't get to see you I want
to see you spit I'm missing so
much you got
this still like this I don't think I'm
capable of producing this much spit I
got to be honest see you're going to
surprise yourself you think so how do
you make it go faster
um lick lick the sides of your
cheeks m y it's working
I'm a little bit concerned at how
quickly Caleb got his done I started pre
spitting what do that me I've done this
he's a pre-s spitter he's a pre- spit
just start you know thinking of things
that make you want to
spit like
racists or camels or llas yeah those are
the three spit spit categories everybody
knows that who do you think's going to
have the most testosterone AAR I think
based on your Lu stat you're going to
somehow manage to come out on top of I
just don't I I do not think I'm going to
have the most testosterone I think I'm
going to be in the least I think it's
Aon or chase I can't grow facial hair
yeah I neither canot that's my one
judgment for it all right here's
something I've always wondered I'd say
out of everybody here I'm losing my hair
the most when you lose hair it's because
testosterone is blocking something if I
am remembering this correctly so does
balding mean you have an abundance of
testosterone can usually most steroid
users or abusers usually are balding and
then also people that take trt or use
trt are usually losing their what about
my M of chest I me I I think that show
me a little bit just the
top that's an over abundance of
testosterone Charlie smile
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levels came back uh everything looks
pretty good except for this this is kind
of disgraceful down here I have a hunch
who that is but we'll get to it in a
moment just further explain you don't
know any of ours and you don't know
yours yeah I don't know mine either so
his is also on the board but he doesn't
know which it is I'm really hoping it's
not that one that would be rough but I'm
confident it's not we can take steps to
fix it I feel like RT levels like even
at the highest end don't even make it to
100 do you think people are going to
make fun of us here I I took a screen
okay well to be fair we did we you're
supposed to take it after you wake up
and we didn't it was middle of the day
some of us had eaten you know true well
their chart makes it look a lot oh you
can't see um their chart makes it look a
lot nicer where see the green level it's
like they go 49 185 is normal section
but like much lower much higher so ours
just look spread out because our
range don't worry about it just go on
yeah I think there's just a lot of
factors like you said we didn't do it in
the morning we did it after eating and
it was like [ __ ] 40000 p.m. when test
that's when testosterone hibernates we
actually went at the lowest dip we went
in our tea Plateau yeah that's what it
was all right so so Charlie going to
guess who is who yeah I'd say just go
top to bottom on the pictures over there
yeah I feel like there's a good chance
this one's actually me cuz you have to
keep in mind I was grinding RuneScape at
the time so I was I was peeking like my
te levels so why wouldn't you be the
highest one because I don't think I can
reach that because it was RuneScape okay
yeah yeah I I mean I didn't max out my
account I'm going to put me at that 63
gotcha luckily we're using duct tape so
that's good I love that picture of your
mid
spit the
53s I mean that's respectable you know
it's pretty good you're over the green
line are you trying to make somebody
feel better do you not think it's
respectable I I think maybe we just need
to eat eat a few more Nails in our diet
or something use more power yeah we're
not getting enough raw eggs around here
I don't think I think I think this one's
Aaron how do you feel about that a well
he said he can't grow facial hair yeah
we'll see we'll see I love that you
started by kind of trying to talk it up
to make them feel better and then said
it's
Aaron friendships will be ruined 93 I
actually think is Danny wa Danny has
Danny has a Like A Warrior's chest he's
covered in hair everywhere above it yeah
yeah it it seems like your opinion is
heavily swayed by hair well cuz I mean
hair is directly tied to tea levels
that's true like facial hairs tea levels
ey lash length tea levels lack of hair
tea
levels so why why you why' you look at
me like that no reason I think Matt's
the 74 oh look at us up there is that
the lack of hair or the hair it's the
receding of hair interesting I have a
big beard I can grow and he goes with
the receding hairline wait but he put
you at one of the highest ones yeah yeah
because the the higher your
testosterone overabundance of
testosterone makes you bald but he just
said more hair equals more testosterone
lack of hair so more more bearding
hairline it's back chest and facial hair
is like if you have a lot of tea you
have a lot of that but if you have too
much you start losing your I see so I
think this one's probably Chelsea at the
6.3 I'm just just something just
something's telling me that's probably
how that one fold
unfolded it could it could be my levels
at at the end of the day I don't think
anyone except for me and Chelsea's going
to be battling for the 6.3 I like how I
mean you have a beard the longest hair
do you have chest hair no oh I have like
little
pubes like on my chest
I just have little pubes no chest teror
I'm thinking Chase has the 57 here what
the [ __ ] I knew friendships would get
hurt yeah Charles what Caleb's the only
person who would get upset at not being
gued being a high level yeah you bet S
as cheeks I would explain yourself so I
think Chase because you know it's it's
not fact that I'm last at
52.6 the lowest above the green line
yeah
well you you know what they say about
like musculature and and juice and all
that you know all that plays a role you
get the musculature and do scalable yeah
so this is my guess all right let's have
um
everybody going in order come and move
theirs to the right place or I guess
Matt you can just play we'll just go in
whatever order Matt you can do yours all
right damn I was
wrong who
Matt's number is actually 63 W I
wouldn't show my face around here after
that just remember that means you could
be there that's true do well what do you
mean I'm middle of the pack you could be
here here here or here and be lower than
me yeah I'm third
highest it's a lot of cope I'm hearing
do you want to come to yours slap mine
where it goes I like how this is an
exercise and as being aggressively toxic
masculine it's can that literally means
nothing to
us big
boy like I said Super Saiyan 20 I'd
Googled it before it got my levels R
holy [ __ ] God you were thrown out a
whack yeah I really thought facial hair
was going to play a huge role he Chelsea
come move yours to the right place yeah
you you did it Charlie you
got I wanted you to at least stand up
and scare him because if you started
walking over he'd freak out damn that's
that leaves a lot of lot of food on the
table all right I got one right this
one's
me bang wow these F okay I know there's
no Rhyme or read yeah I I it really had
to just be the time of day we did it I
feel like facial hair is a really strong
indicator NOP there's there's complete
validity to the test we're all good oh
that must mean his Caleb got the 74 you
want you want to come put it up here
come on bigy come put it up all right
how many of you insist it's
fine oh God that feels good wow oh there
we go there she is that means I'm either
the second lowest or middle of the
pack here we'll let Chase be the
deciding do you want move your my face
I'm still confident I beat Chase
maybe wait let's go middle of the back
show how excited Charlie
yeah all right I got still lower than me
you said I shouldn't show my face yeah
but I got fourth
highest now we should add something
don't be ma toxically masculine to
people about your te levels well I think
we should have done that more like when
we were spitting we just give like
misogynistic takes as we spit into the
vial see if it raises our levels oh we
should we should next time do like a
whole day where all we do is listen to
like Joe Rogan and yes and stuff and
then take another teeth test no two test
subjects one goes in a room and does
like Jane Fonda workouts and then the
one next door just listens to Andrew
Tate the whole day oh God we need to
raise this graph so this was our
Baseline so now we can start playing
with the the values and like how they
teach to like Mozart to babies like when
you have like a baby in the womb you're
supposed to listen to Mozart I was going
to go with controlling like nin and
Hunter Hunter we can raise our T
levels next time we come back to
someone's going to be at like 250 oh god
wow that was fun that was great great
work team hey good work everyone I'm
proud of everyone's tea levels except
you you work tea levels Chelsea eat more
zinc or something I guess we'll get you
on that bison diet elk meat elk meat