I need to admit something to you guys
before this video starts it's a pretty
serious controversy about the channel um
and I just need to apologize so a lot of
people were talking about um they said I
wasn't a YouTuber they said that I
wasn't a YouTuber because I didn't have
a custom neon sign like everyone else so
I went ahead and I got a custom neon
sign and so uh yeah I'm
U I'm I'm a YouTuber I guess I've had
quite the experience installing viruses
on my computer my mouse lags so much 192
from a harmless little parrot that wants
to suck my brain juice I will rep to a
million antiv viruses fighting each
other I don't think so Norton holy crap
and I knew this would happen too I
called it I've got a real virus I'll
show called I've got a virus that will
delete literally Your Existence bro are
you sure about that this is a USB thumb
drop with viruses on it and it uh it
stinks it's stinky and every time I
laugh I'm going to install one more of
these viruses that you guys sent me and
they will get increasingly more
dangerous as the video goes on don't do
it I'm scared help all of this was
streamed live and we're going to keep
streaming it yo holy crap submit your
video or stupid setup in the Discord via
the link below and the goal is to get to
1 million viruses so if I laugh I will
run one as administrator I'm not going
to laugh not going to
laugh just getting it out no one didn't
count hey that didn't count though I was
getting warmed up okay look that's like
that was like a friendly chuckle
honestly that one wasn't on purpose I
mean I'm going to I'm going to try out
the first virus the thing is it had so
many words that I thought it was funny I
don't know man step one Silly Willy oh
wait we'll start with prank Master yeah
look right click we can't run that one
as administrator but I would trust me I
would so I opened it let's see if it
does anything it says there was a
problem detecting your system do you
want to and I just click like ignore and
I'm pretty sure it's going yeah May harm
your bios are you sure we'll just hit
yes we'll just let that do its thing and
we will continue
on was that a real guy that man lost it
that's pretty nice dude I've seen
this it's a spinning duck killer fish
from San Diego I don't know what I am
but I taste really good I a killer fish
hello dude there's no punchline there
was just a fish this Friday my
dudes I to go look up who sent
this that hurt I'm in Welden spring I'm
in yev I'm in the abandoned city of Pria
I am not inside a fusion reactor I'm in
Hall I am at Disney that's pretty good
because that I'll count that one as an
almost chuckle laugh thing uh just
because that means this guy like is
married and tries to play video games
with those buddies which is relatable
we're going to so we still have the
prank Master running so this one looks
like the the most scary out of all the
Silly Willy level one so this is the end
of level one right as we run this as
administrator cut off ahead two more
will take its place Hydra
virus I see what so you can click if you
X so this is infinite and is it always
on top that's incredibly annoying all
right I have to stop here we're going to
move him out of the way so that is the
end of level one
viruses the ass over
the dude come on I don't laugh at poop
stuff how long is this video of this
poor cat's dangle be dude a fashionable
steel toe cap for men and women safe and
lightweight Soft C work shoes
that one hurt me a
little I get uncomfortable when I can
like tell these aren't like popular Tik
toks it's just like some dude sent this
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in I don't understand man talk to me
talk to
me what's
wrong what's wrong Edward what's wrong
with you Ed
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okay what's wrong Edward I'm creeped out
man that one counts okay we're going to
install a virus this one was called like
fake Windows update and there's also you
are an idiot we're going to do the
rainbow cookie one we're going to run it
as administrator honestly I get kind of
worried I'm like I don't want the I
don't want everything to die immediately
right are you oh this is like a quiz or
something are you stupid it's debatable
cuz like I'm sure I'm stupid at some
stuff I would have to say yes
uhoh oh okay but this is my watch this
first try first try I'll click this
first you gather the pattern and then
you snipe snipe snipe oh every time you
click it it goes faster boys uh epilepsy
warning okay here we go actually I got
it oh I actually hit it I actually hit
the uh editor go frame by frame and show
that I'm cracked out of my mind can't
close me try to close me lamu so I think
it just multiplies every time I do close
it epilepsy warning from here on out
everybody as if you could handle even a
fraction of my
power dude no fart jokes don't get me
bro fart jokes don't get me bro I don't
laugh at fart jokes that's
not that guy
again oh he's trying to escape look at
him
go all right dude all right dude let's
install a virus we always say we're
going to go with you are an idiot I ran
R it I don't know maybe we just ran it
twice that's probably a bad idea we'll
do it whenever one of them doesn't do
anything get more scared I don't know
what you are an idot is doing fake
Windows update is
next when I see a funny looking door
some guy over there told me that I
needed to kiss him and then he turned me
into a
crab where's he at he's like he's like
over
there okay dude I think we need to
change it to where if I laugh twice
though we install virus honey bun sugar
plum
P okay as like because I have a kid now
I have a baby that makes it funnier all
right here we go boys we back this will
be the end of level two sussy wussy you
know I laughed we're going to do fake
Windows update past this point we're
basically like at risk of ending this
Stream Run as administrator here we go
fake Windows
update uh-oh uh-oh boys uhoh okay I
don't think I can cancel this yeah I
can't do it control shift Escape okay
that's not doing it control
delete oh control delete Works task
manager you can't fool me wait what is
it actually updating or something and
then sign
out it's broken
oh okay that one's pretty tough boys
it's it blue screened like an official
blue screen I hope it comes back on oh
boys you can't defeat the virus I don't
honestly at this point I don't know how
the laptop lives the this thing got a
lot of power you know what I'm saying
not only did the fake Windows update
actually turn out to be some sort of
actual Windows update thing it killed
all of the currently running viruses
which is kind of honestly
like
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thanks is this supposed to give me baby
names for the baby that we're
having
all right dude I thought for a second it
was actually like G to be like funny
baby names man the fact that half of
these have been garbage catches me off
guard weighted Stone pressure plate we
are now moving on to stage three very
scary viruses so we've got two windows
batch files CPU eater poly Ransom and
then folder flutter so these are the the
ones that I determined that will
probably kill this and I'll have to
restart it we are going to run CPU eater
as administrator let's see if this does
it
run um okay it's running the CPU is now
at 100% so yes indeed it is eating our
CPU our CP oh yo oh the memory too oh no
I feel like it's about to crash it has
to
uh-oh this is bad nothing's responding I
think we saved it oh everything went to
a different font the font just changed
man this could like burn the thing all
the way out like this could cause some
Hardware damage if it does this stream
is over my virus is lagging my other
viruses what if I just pressed the
button mogus you just pressed the button
we're back boys you can't kill this one
we'll just start with a clean slate here
we're moving on next to um I think it's
poly Ransom which is a ransomware I
think I guess a
grin Mony
you can ask me a question about anything
you want how do how does morality that's
a stupid question you're stupid bad dog
tell me the question
again here's a way of thinking about
that bang look it up back to the
rat dude no that's a laugh that one is
for sure a laugh folder flutter and yes
oh oh no what is this doing oh it's
utilizing the disc and the GPU is it
straight up just creating empty folders
over and over and over like a billion
times how many can it make before it
breaks everything yeah we'll leave that
running oh come on you got to scare me
dude come on man what is this like an
advertisement now like going to
advertise to mecor fairby you know thank
you for joining us as well
and for fam this walks for the ice cream
man that's that's pretty good that's one
laugh introducing Pizza Hut's new
Ultimate stuffed crust pizza let me just
say right off the bat if this is just a
Pizza Hut advertisement I I have no
recourse they don't care if they're
banned they've probably got 15 Google
accounts and only at your Pizza Hut it
was I I waited the whole time for a
punchline and it was straight up just a
Pizza Hut Commercial that everyone saw
this no dude this is like next level
advertisement freaking Pizza Hut in the
Stream submits video they're like ha you
got
to you got to hold it keep it h down and
then don't move you throw it you're
going to throw
it yeah yeah man that's how it works you
give a boomer a VR headset that's just
how it's going to
be this guy watched the last stream this
is Art Among Us fart in space oh hold on
oh guys the thing that's running it is
officially filled up 1 Gigabyte yeah
it's definitely doing something really
bad is it dying is everything dying is
the virus killing everything this could
be bad uh-oh Google Drive refresh oh the
refresh isn't working oh it's not
responding but then you're going to oh
reload uhoh boys no way it's like
actually it's like straight up not
loading like and everything like the
stream would be dead if it was like
Chrome might be dead I don't know what's
going on with that we're going to
install the next virus we're on level
three very scary we've done CPU eater
and folder flutter and this is like this
one might should be in like the uh-oh
don't do it I'm kind of nervous man this
could be the end of the stream here is
the poly Ransom going to run it as
administrator oh operation did not
complete v a virus potentially want a
software software that's the point whoa
dude it found some oh boy run
administrator
yes uh-oh it installed different
application and then it's gone yo it's
creating a lot of bad stuff dude stuff's
like getting created and deleted I I
don't know what's happening but then
like this this other virus is running
and the disc is
full that's like a ransomware that is
currently running I don't know what it's
doing but we're going to let it keep
running um but that is the end of level
three very scary viruses and now we move
on to level four don't do it I'm scared
viruses and so basically if I laugh one
more time time we have a level four
virus we're going to install this is the
final bout of memes but also it's broken
and it might be because the virus
is
oh oh my goodness the ransomware
actually worked this is really bad your
computer is now blocked computer was
automatically blocked pirated software
found on this computer temporary blocked
in your computer to regain computer
access and restore F required to pay a
fine of 150 bucks bucks this is like
scam your grandma software man this
might be the end of um the laptop the
stream and the video control delete
worked just sign out we're fine we're
fine quick let's run the last virus hold
on we got to watch the last of the memes
last of the memes speedrun I get a
oh dude where are all the funny ones at
the end dude my laptop has been
submitted back to the the National
Security Euro it's back in the it's it's
in it
boys that one doesn't count though it's
two lefts two left hey yo bro can you
tou my keys oh yeah one
sec I set my keys my bad my
bad oh my goodness dude that's see
that's quality one you don't expect a
toilet but then like there's no way
another toilet first we control alt
delete and then we sign out and sign
back in to get rid of the ransomware
which is really bad the ransomware is
like top tier like I'm going to drill a
hole in the hard drive straight for the
big virus and then we got to right click
uh the big one the level four don't do
it all right click run his administrator
yes
I don't know what that thing does but it
might be like we're never going to find
out it won't let me kill it cuz it's it
it's like 15 versions of
it oh my gosh boys I got to
go