golden Bachelor fans are celebrating
today as all 22 golden Bachelor
contestants have just announced they are
pregnant the women whose ages range from
60 to 75 confirmed to People magazine
that every single one of them is
expecting a little bundle of joy with
the golden Bachelor himself 72-year-old
Jerry Turner despite the health risks
the geriatric mother C said they were
determined to carry the baby golden
bachelor's to term and that they'd hoped
to spend whatever short time they had
left on Earth raising their kids with
the man of their dreams Amazon has fired
an employee who tested positive for
having food in their system the employee
Kendra Johnson violated Amazon's strict
Zero Tolerance policy against the use of
food by their employees this comes after
she failed a routine random food test
indicating that her bloodstream
contained traces of not only vitamins
and minerals but multiple proteins as
well Amazon has rejected allegations
that Johnson had been singled out noting
that she was just one of several
employees terminated after coming to
work under the influence of nourishment
they reminded employees that showing up
to work fed can jeopardize the safe
starvation of their co-workers questions
have now Arisen about the employees past
food use after an old Instagram photo
surfaced of her posing with the granola
bar men why do you prefer having an AI
girlfriend it beats sticking my penis in
a USB port people are less judgmental
when I abandon the old version and
upgrade to a younger model she's got a
great Bush growing around her Central
Processing Unit because she said she
would collapse the entire us electrical
grid if I ever left her let's just say
I've never buried any of myi girlfriends
in the woods right now I'm actually
dating a word doc I typed the word
girlfriend in but I'd be willing to
explore an open relationship if the
right ha I came along my real girlfriend
keeps escaping her
cage