his mom's an angel and his dad's the
devil and he's a loser here's me sitting
on a tree and stalking a lady who's
about to reveal victoria's secret okay
that's not exactly me but i respect the
man's devotion wine picnic basket he's
enjoying the afternoon like all of us
would love to we almost see the woman in
her eve costume but suddenly her little
son walks into the room the man calls
the woman's phone and asks the kid to
get out of the room that was a bit too
much and the man gets revealed in
seconds mission failed we'll get him
next time the man falls off the tree
straight to hell that's what i call a
shortcut of life forget about that loser
and let's proceed to the main hero
little nicky the youngest son of the
devil himself he's jamming in his room
enjoying hell's life and stuff when
jimmy walks in and calls nikki for a
meeting it's time to discuss who's going
to rule hell for the next 10 000 years
there's caseys and adrian the two older
brothers of nikki by the way cassius hit
nicki with a shovel so that's why he's
now walking and talking like quasimodo
cassius breaks nikki's balls literally
while their father walks in so the
prince of darkness decides who will be
the next ruler of hell smart and
ruthless adrian strong and tough cassius
or sweet boy nikki no one dad will
remain the prime devil then what was the
point of this meeting anyways maybe just
to show his sons how he's shoving a
pineapple up hitler's uh yeah adrian and
cassius decide they're tired of waiting
for their dad to give them a throne they
want to go up to earth and create a hell
there wait ohio already exists second
ohio the world wouldn't stand it the
brothers get through the portal that
brings souls to hell and immediately
frees it this means no new souls will
get into hell and the devil dad will die
without them it's decided that our hero
little nicki will go to earth to bring
the two brothers down dad gives him a
flask this flask will suck in adrian and
cassius and all nicky has to do is bring
them to the frozen gate nikki gets up to
earth and instantly enjoys it until the
train hits him oops back to hell second
attempt but now a bulldog named beefy
accompanies nicki they go on a mission
to find the two brothers it's not going
to be easy the brothers can possess any
person in the world here's a tip nikki
check mr president first and bieber
looks sassy after that bug bit him nikki
slowly gets used to earth get some warm
clothes and devours popeye chicken best
pick for the devil's son but i would
suggest kfc imagine him going to the
toilet after nikki has to learn
everything like a little baby how to eat
and not get killed by a boss he also
finds a place where he'll stay until he
finds his brothers unfortunately it will
not be madonna's mansion because beefy
spent all the money on booze and saucy
dancers so he'll have to live with a
roommate meanwhile we find out that
adrian turned into the priest while
cassius became the mayor of new york
solid pick who's possessing uncle joe
then the brothers use the sunday mass to
push people into the world of sin and it
works more mr b subscribers nikki
doesn't get any further with the
searching he literally stops every
civilian and asks them if they're his
brothers while i can't say that would
never work i found a girlfriend that way
she dumped me after eating two big mac
extra large menus for my money tired of
searches nikki falls asleep and
instantly gets robbed central park
moment two dudes come up to wake nicky
up they love his devilish style probably
some garbage rockers i love them nikki
runs around the city to find who stole
his flask and actually finds it he
confronts the thief with little success
but a lovely lady hears what's happening
and helps nikki get his property back
run away from that devil breath girl
you're too good for this world not even
talking about hell or ohio the couple
enjoys small talk and goes for a walk
with gelati can adam sandler acting like
a creep get a score watch till the end
to find out oh nice the man licks the
girl's hat and she enjoys it i guess as
valerie grows into some dark stuff too
you know still waters run deep adrian
and cassius enjoy power by lowering the
legal drinking age from 21 to 10. wait
is that a hell stuff they're not moving
to new york i'll still have to wait for
half a year to drink legally suddenly
nick and valerie pass by adrian he uses
mental skills to make nikki say some
gross stuff to valerie you're a gross
pig i'm against abortion really creepy
stuff valerie gets mad and leaves never
worked for me either nikki confronts
adrian and asks him to go back to hell
but adrian answers by sending back nikki
ouch that's the third dab for the poor
amp or was it the fourth one already
lost count back home beefy tries to
teach nicky how to release his evil
powers he practices on a can of cola
turning it into something evil pig's
blood human visas beldafin's bathwater
for now he managed to turn it into pepsi
good enough for the first try but he
should hurry up releasing his evil
skills dad's got not much time left
meanwhile cassius enjoys evil time by
corrupting the basketball game nikki
sees him on the tv and goes to the match
the crowd is fierce with the referee
ruining the game so nikki has to score a
ball if he scores everyone gets free
pizza he tries it with his super powers
once the ball explodes he tries it the
second time cassie stops the ball they
go on a classic 1v1
rust moment suddenly evil powers come to
nicki and he scores an amazing lebron
james shot then nikki tricks cassius
into drinking from a flask like he gives
him extra powers and the guy gets sucked
in one down one more to go the dudes
from the park turn over and happily
proceed back home to celebrate their
success with beefy and nicki's roommate
the e drugged cake and laugh i call it
the day before friday suddenly the party
starts talking about girls and nikki
remembers valerie her hand that tasted
like coconut her eyes that looked so
huge behind the funny looking glasses
nikki calls off the party and goes after
valerie he finds her enjoying the
afternoon valerie notices nicki opens
the window and uses pepper spray at him
you might doubt it but that's how my dad
met my mom so it works 100 of the time
nikki falls down but valerie screams
don't die so nikki floats instead of
turning into a chocolate crap love magic
works nikki comes up to valerie but she
punches him still can't forget he is
against abortions but you know what they
say fights equal love nikki tells her
the story of himself how his dad is the
devil how he tries to find his brothers
who want to turn the planet into ohio
valerie eats it up like gelati so they
go for a romantic flight over new york
classy the following day nicki's all
around the news adrian accused him of
being a mass murderer nikki doesn't know
yet he enjoys the morning like he just
clapped some cheeks but he suspects
something when people around him start
to hunt for him adrian gave a 50 million
dollar bounty for anyone who catches the
so-called murderer so nikki tries to
prove that he's not a monster by turning
into a thousand deadly spiders and
attacking civilians not the best way to
earn popularity but i do like him more
now at home nikki finds out adrian deep
faked his face and put it on toni
montana to make nikki look evil works
like a charm well if it works today with
margot robbie in 18 plus films why
couldn't it work 20 years ago the team
doesn't know what to do next so nikki
gets killed and goes back to hell for
dad's advice but dad lost both his ears
and half his body so he's not a great
helper in his condition meanwhile rock
boys come to the police station to turn
nikki over to the police chief possessed
by adrian the police get to house
entrance where beefy and the roommate
are waiting for nikki to return doggy
and baldi get arrested while adrian and
the boy set up a trap suddenly some hobo
turns in and traders steal his booze
it's peppermint snaps and adrian loves
it what a coincidence the boys handle
the drink for adrian but the devil's son
sees it's a sassy situation adrian
reveals one of the rockers as nikki and
gets him out of his body cover in the
police station beefy uses his hot as
hell p to smoke out the officers and
escape adrian tries to capture nicki in
his flask and uses valerie as a hostage
get in or she dies top 10 pickup lines
for sigma males beefy comes to save the
situation right on time he throws an
arrow from his pee pee on adrian so he
and valerie follow the railways nikki
jumps saves valerie and dies from a
train together with adrian nice so
mission accomplished well not so fast
adrian does manage to get into hell but
nikki well for some reason he lands in
heaven what the hell how can the son of
the devil land there nikki meets three
beautiful angels reveal his real family
history turns out nikki's mom wasn't a
mountain goat but an angel yep this
blonde one meanwhile in hell adrian
finds out that since his father is so
weak he can just sit on the throne and
become the prince of darkness and he
successfully does it what would you know
while in heaven nikki finds out that he
got so lucky because he self-sacrificed
himself but there's no time for enjoying
hot angels adrian turns earth into a
hell's party and all nikki's gang is
captured in 15 minutes when his dad will
finally die adrian will kill the whole
of new york and get their souls little
nicky boy decides he should go back to
earth but how he's stupid and weak
relatable his mom tells him he's got an
inner light and will definitely beat
adrian with it she also hands him a
glowing ball not sure what it is but
it'll work when needed nikki returns to
earth and uses the power of goodness to
turn the imps on his side he then
challenges adrian and they both perform
a good slash evil duel then they fight
with hands with pillows based on the
bible by the way nikki almost gets
adrian in the flask then adrian almost
does it eventually they both get in
three brothers fight in a flask when
nicki finally gets out and kisses
valerie oh wait that was adrian he
triumphantly flies around celebrating
the victory of evil powers too soon
using the power of love nikki gets out
and uses the mysterious ball as mom gave
him and guess what the damn ozzy
osbourne gets out bites adrian's head
off and spits it into the flask valerie
kills nicki and he gets back in hell
with the two brothers mission
accomplished papa devil revives the two
naughty brothers end up in hitler's yeah
while nikki goes home and enjoys family
time with valerie never knew i would say
that sentence in my life moral of the
story adam sandler is the devil for
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