all right we're playing a scramble in
golf with the bowtie sisters so we just
showed up it was great yeah we just
didn't even invite us here
just found their location they will not
leave
how many holes we played
at least three okay
we'll see how it goes after that
we can play as many as we want it's our
course we'll see what he'll say we own
it it's a private course from uh the
hydration
station house hydration yeah it's
g-fuel's golf course so use code moist
for 30 off g-fuel let's get it i'm going
to start us off i'm using my old junior
club so
we'll play from the whites you guys will
play from the reds and uh what do the
losers have to do oh yeah you guys well
the losers have to eat a pepper
or whatever that might be whoever loses
will have to eat a spicy pepper not [ __ ]
uh i'll i'll have pepper
pepper just like
you guys i thought you were just
volunteering to eat a pepper already you
have to actually if you lose you have to
have a bit of a pepper a bit yeah just a
little bit tiny like not not enough to
be hospitable like this much this much
this much that much half of that
no no
[Laughter]
all right you want to start us already
didn't really graze the ground like i
thought i would
it is
you ever seen a hole in one on a par
four
never
but didn't you say you never got a hole
in one
oh oh
no that's not bad that's playable
i wanted to send it through space and
time but also it worked
all right just me the grass the ball
and we're going to hit it like that yep
all right i'm just going to send it
kind of nervous
i'm nervous i want to i want to hit it
really go through the camera man
wait okay this way i thought she was
like wait okay i'm gonna hold my hand
here just in case okay okay
wait yeah okay
okay
okay so
so the trick is
don't watch the club go back we need to
stare at the ball yep okay
i'm not gonna lose
that's straight straight down the middle
all right we'll take it we take those
that's how we [ __ ] do it right there
you see that are you sweating
why are you in a fuzzy hat i don't know
this was a bad idea okay all right eye
on the ball eye on the ball
uh that's what i like to see it doesn't
count
it was a practice i was warming up
actually
the eye on the ball okay
all right little ball it's you and me
all right take a take another one take
another one
there it is
very nice progress that's all we need
all right
why pressure we're all counting on it
don't you golf like every week everybody
keeps saying that
and i don't know who started every week
yeah i wonder who started that i'm
putting rumors in everyone's life and
lying to everybody
such focus
determination my heart's pounding right
now
that was a really good shot
they knew they couldn't win
go little jimmy
it's
dead did you switch it to neutral yeah i
just switched it to neutral and back try
it
the car dropped
the car it gave up
and let it
be driven by andrea very good oh watch
yourself rather sacrifice himself try
again
oh there we go oh oh don't hit the car
that's a mechanic as well
what would this group do without me
yeah you should park you should park
i'm trying press it lightly
matt can you stop interrupting my swing
please yes
what club are you using charles i'm
using a five oh that's a that's a lot of
club you sure yeah i'm not too confident
in my ability to
hit with anything else right now
just so high up here careful chelsea
uh oh no there's pedestrians you'll be
fine i always hit those
yeah that's usually a little included
okay i'm gonna do it all right
oh wow look at that wait a minute
where's moist
uh
oh i see yours that's a good shot though
it was a good shot mine went a little
bit the other direction
you guys have your work cut out for you
yeah well we also have yeah
that's overrated
so just plop it somewhere around here so
is it gonna be dildos time after this
why do we need to yeah charlie
so they don't know charlie steve's
talking about dildo time we're just
trying to technically beat you guys
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just
nice and easy nice and green nice and
easy really great okay
it's a simple shot really uh yeah
the one with the red i'm gonna practice
the one oh it's so close keep your eye
on the ball oh that was actually a good
that was a good shot
a very good swing i feel bad for the
grass here like you guys say that's
every shot
shots you're supposed to take you have
to tell us when it's bad so we actually
feel good well neither of you ever golf
before and we're moving forward which is
the correct direction the pinky
technique was too complicated for me so
i think i think that's why charlie has
the thumb that's right
that was a good practice don't kill
chelsea
all right chelsea all right just nice
and easy yeah just like that's another
good practice yes now eye on the ball
okay
sorry
you're gonna get mad a heart attack
no chelsea
okay
make sure you're watching it the whole
time
there it is that's it that's moving hey
that's forward progress that might be
our best shot yeah
matt's will be there
there
i've lost all of my confidence in the
day good cause golf is not about
confidence at all on shot number two i
lost my
confidence don't listen to the haters
they're just jealous
by haters i mean charlie
i encourage them
that was terrible matt this is actually
kind of i'm following matt
three times a day
are you going first charlie this is a
perfect shot yeah this will be easy
where should i put my ball
you can wait for him to go we kind of
know the general
these old knees weren't meant for that
that should be a straight line
oh [ __ ] i'm falling
that's perfect it didn't break like i
thought it did
what would work oh
that was a that was a good shot charlie
all right
power ended up being pretty good in the
wrong direction
on the green the power was right though
team mad again i'm embarrassed
yeah so i need to grab another ball oh
thanks matt that's
you have got it
okay now i got the mini golf one so i
think this is good yeah because i did
for a while think mini golf and golf
were the same oh they are they basically
i just don't want to admit you're coming
up to the mini golf course golf is just
big mini golf yeah yeah
all right i'm going to be patient
this ball says soft
so it goes in
i was practicing
there it is going wait that is a nutty
straight
good work good shot jesus christ
nice if only it went in though
all right i'm just gonna hit something
quick i don't even know if you have to
go matt i really you might just look
stupid again i probably will
you're so lucky man
are you
are you counting your strokes by the way
yeah yeah that was four
we're actually tied at this moment oh so
these clutches
that's good
all right so i'd say yeah i'd say
charlie's away
i'm gonna pull the pin
yeah so just keep that in mind
you're going to want to hit it a little
to the right here proper angle of
azimuth as they call it
to the right right at me
okay
aim for moist
okay
no you gotta sink it yeah
just gonna move yours for a second
absolutely we're switching up the order
we have a new strat
shaking oh that's a nice shot matt
[Music]
it's there right down the barrel yeah
all right let's see it
here we go
my confidence is waning
i believe in you matt that's all i
needed to hear
it's all i needed to hear
you didn't read the green green read you
man
that's kind of embarrassing
oh
baby no we got a winner we got a ball
game
one of the most embarrassing things i've
ever seen
yeah that's fine
all right all right line it up don't
miss this it's not taking you have to
remember the huge back swing
nice tap
so
i shouldn't even give advice at this
point but aim aim towards this side a
little bit it's got a tiny bit just like
you did yeah i'm just like matt did no
you don't mind
good work you are carried there we go
no that's not having a team charlie we
are the team alex is the whole team
going for a high tee off this time you
should be nervous
i am extremely nervous for chelsea who
told her
she's fine where's the hole this is
where the right side she's fine
all right yep i am known to slice it
there's only a car
i'm not worried about this did you see
that ankle technique look at that roll
it's about strength here yeah
so i'm just going for pure power i'm
dialing the gauge in the legs
wow
all right matt redemption i i have no
confidence left today
you got the first shot that's all you
need which means you have to get this
one too
no it'll go through we're good i mean
that's right
i think that i think i saw it bounce
right a bit yeah it's fine
i'm gonna go first show you how it's
done yeah just like you did last time
right yeah when i got the hole in one
where did yours go hey charlie got it
true i don't need to carry my partner
every shot
that's what you get for trying to be
nice
put a bounty on her head
so how many subs
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with all this hair do you want a hair
tie i have a hat as well
no no no oh i have a hair tie
it's okay i think it'll stay on the side
now i just flicked it the other way
i didn't know golf was so competitive
with the entire body with the mind with
the soul
the pep talk worked that was a good shot
i gotta hit it okay i gotta watch the
ball
[ __ ]
[Music]
there we go are you sure oh yeah no no
she took a step back yeah okay no no no
that's good tell me it was a perfect
calculation
oh nice i didn't graze it this one felt
a little bit tall you can yeah so next
time you can choke up on it a little bit
so i'm gonna try to hit it straight
towards the flag
yep it is really far though
you gotta hit it hard that's why the
putter is there the strap's not gonna
work yet
can i do one practice
oh
that was a nice swing thank you partner
you're welcome partner
oh
it's off the tree and it's safe
playable
it's sitting right next to that big oak
tree
just wanted to make sure the trees felt
included you know
i was still trying to get the 50 subs i
was off by a little bit
oh that's a good swing
all right matt you got a good one in you
i don't think so
no that'll work that's fine
that's actually close to the flag i
wouldn't be happy with it but i mean
it's good i guess
now i'll lead the way to our ball yeah
that tree that tree right over there the
grand oaks
you guys should actually move it off the
root oreo
this is some advanced terrain i'll go
over the butt cheeks into the hole
that's what that's what they always say
about gold
she does have the butt cheeks
all right i see them over the butt
cheeks and into the hole
that was great it went over the butt
cheeks went around them
i didn't even kiss him or anything
jesus
don't be afraid to really dig into the
ground we gotta stay close to the ground
like charlie yeah well
i am short
you're doing great
wait
this is it don't worry this is the one i
know okay
i often refer to andrea as the poster
child of inefficiencies
okay we're going to
[ __ ]
what if i never hit it
there it is
such strength yeah there was no strength
in that it's because i listen to matt
watch out alex or no i'm coming
what do you mean
no keep it on it helps me focus
helps charlie focus
that was a great shot charlie thank you
thank you
yeah yeah i'm losing my umph
you got to swing harder clearly
more strength like the driver but for
here okay so perfect
just
you're like my cat yeah exactly i can't
that's all you're
this is good we weren't hitting that way
or anything no stay right there that's a
good spot
all right
andrea why are you still driving it's
like one minute
watching you gremlin
good shot
another straight one straight
with how i've been playing all we need
is you hitting it straight
i mean at least it's safe and you have
no pressure now exactly i'm just trying
to take off the pressure you know yeah
man no pressure
none shoulders
you've been playing great all day
i'm playing great all day
it's been wonderful
have a great teammate your mom loves you
wow that was wholesome
little little too much mustard a little
too much it's like a roller coaster yes
that's why they were made like this
all right i'm gonna take this one all
right you go for it i'm gonna be
our safe shot
don't worry i got years of mini golf
under my belt i love it
try not to brag but
go ahead and brag
that actually helps you play better alex
i tried that approach it didn't work
today
practice
i'm so [ __ ] nervous for no reason you
should be no reason
honestly the stakes are pretty high
yeah so stop choking
wow
what a shot
he's like a gazelle
all right do the math charlie crunching
the numbers
are you nervous do i make him too good
this is my corked putter yep this is a
14 foot putt
breaking a little to the left with a
zigzag at the end and a trill
he says he sounds so confident as he
says that
i want to know what he thinks
why is charlie good at golf what is
happening right now i wasn't kidding i'm
good at golf taking the pressure off i
like it
this is unbelievable i don't know what
the hell's happening i was actually
really nervous it's not an easy part you
gave her a good line now she knows where
to hit it yeah
yeah it came out we already won this one
so no pressure you know
there was no expectations
i've always been good at golf you've
just never seen me
yeah he actually plays four times a day
yeah [ __ ] i'm a night time pulsar
i came into this thinking there was zero
percent chance we lose and now you're
thinking about the peppers yeah you just
think so little of me oh god okay that's
fine that counts
i i added more pressure i think
do you not want to mark it just in case
it doesn't go away
i'm just so confident right now
triple bogey i mean that's good if
you're like eighth grade work andrea
yeah i've been uh doing a lot of work
today charlie
can i step up your game match my skill
here oh i'll step it up
so we have one hole left
right
yeah let's perform like that you got it
you guys are in a good spot i think i
think what helps is my driving
because at that moment he's so scared
that he's so happy to get onto the court
i'll keep doing my driving and you keep
telling me you're doing i think that's
the strategy that's the teamwork that
really matters yeah fear is a good
motivator it really is
oh [ __ ]
i don't even know what it is
did that go over or did it come down did
that go left yeah i went left uh
it'll be based on this
oh that window
wait where's the flag don't go in the
sand
bounce out of the sand
i may have bounced out i'm not sure did
you go left as well
i went a little left we kind of curved
and held it left yeah
okay we're just gonna try to graze
just pretend you're giving the grass a
haircut
oh god that didn't leave the tee box ah
i know
i'm losing
myself a little suspicious what's going
on
that was such a confident little chip
right to her
should we just use charlie's no no no
that didn't leave the tea box please hit
that again
my balls are not very good
okay
balls
i'm
pleasantly surprised at how good a golf
you are i figured you guys would be
why don't you ever why don't you ever
play with us yeah what the hell you
don't invite me what do you mean
why don't you play oh you like what do
you mean
all right little guy time to catch up
from behind
nice right down the middle
well
the shot of the day that was a good shot
this is decent a little farther
i just like to put the fear in him so he
plays better i wasn't even afraid
well yeah
okay
i'll i'll make it this time
maybe
that's absolutely
you're closer than we were before so
that's true
yeah good work
not i'm proud of you thanks man
now you're such a good teammate if only
you contributed to the actual game
i'm not hanging out with you guys for
like a week after this video yeah we
only want good golfers
wow matt you got to prove him wrong
they're just bullying me all day
see charlie this is why they didn't
invite you to go
get up
sorry alex hey you did your best oh man
i'm getting [ __ ] on by unintentional
bird
what stroke is this charlie
well for taking a penalty it'll be four
if not this is three
are you guys taking a penalty to make it
closer well i just wish someone didn't
steal our ball i don't know who did that
give him a penalty yeah that's true when
there's a thief it's unfair everybody
knows when somebody steals your ball you
move 100 yards up and into the fairway
with no penalty first shot was around
this area of nowhere
it actually might have been on the green
that's okay did anybody check the hole
may have been in yeah they might check
the hole i don't know
is that a ball no it's just a dildo
no too much
good stay
that's absolute money that's not
finally one shot that's the only one
that mattered
you got the balls i got the balls
that was all the green's fault they
haven't watered this in days
oh no weeks even yeah
where's all the standing water what kind
of green is this
it's really surprising given the way
charlie picked his golf course
yeah charlie picked it right
i think the green is great
that's
so [ __ ] good no way nice shot matt
wow that a boy incredible match it only
took to a whole three to show
she looks like a gremlin running oh she
got the real
that'll prize you a little extra
motivation all right perfect
look at him just cheering for you
get calculating from miles away
oh what so close wow that's a [ __ ]
that's got to go further well we don't
know how much further though i'd say
i hit it already i hit it already oh
yeah
we should we should move the dildo
no no no no
it's part of the course now matt
no pressure there's four people looking
at you stop it
plus us
[ __ ] why that was not stopped
so that was such a good hit
that was such a good hit that's a good
line
all right matt put her up bring her home
never wanted anything
that's a clutch a clutch guy i think you
can do this i clutched cornhole the
other day that's true i did as well you
should have seen the coin whole game we
played it was nuts unreal
matt i need all your focus in this right
now
practice putts my god
didn't break as much as you thought
we're going to take that
wonder how much longer we have until
they come up and meet us with their
clubs
well once we don't play through after
this
don't let them pressure you charlie i'm
ready to fight somebody i'll take care
this is the winning shot oh no that's
all right andrea
andrea we need this so badly right now
very gentle yes but enough strength to
get it there
oh my god
oh that would have been oh i needed a
little all right so this is this is for
todd that was super good though this is
for
ty okay all right so now
so it'll be tied if they make it so we
can play another hole or we can do like
a putting competition to figure out who
wins
what if we all just
try to hit it with the dildo
and do we have a dildo putter i haven't
made it yet
[Music]
sure
i just feel like you're the most
experienced with this
nasty with the penis putter yeah
so this is for the for the winter takes
off yep
we're watching wow that's got some
weight hold on
no no no no no no that's your shot oh
come i've tested it all right matt
you're up next that's got some crazy
everyone's everyone has to take their
first round
i'm just gonna hit it out
on this one
not best ball this is whoever
this shit's heavy whoever gets it first
in the least amount of hits yeah okay so
so we only need one person on the team
theater i'm waiting for it to fly off
i got some distance to it
that's up to you you can freestyle it
really you could even come in there like
a
run into it croquet
nice wow
that's a that's a good line
yep line it up
that's a good line
that's a real good line
oh what a shot
strong start from matt
man i keep
goodness me
this is a very tough item
it's all right that's a problem forward
progress
that's better
that was a great shot charlotte
good work much better
we're gonna do his shot hit it from the
base
oh hit charlie's ball oh
good approach
all right
closer
i think yeah yeah go ahead no
no it's momentum now
it's just i never know how hard it's
going to hit it
finish it finish it off
finish it off
no you got to tap it in
what if i missed
her
nice good work very good
can still lose if alex misses eight
times said we're just all playing the
ball and taking the best score
oh my god
see i mean matt was quitting but the one
time it mattered absolutely made it you
guys have been giving me [ __ ] all day
don't worry about other than the spicy
peppers yeah that's it
see we can still win we're averaging the
scores i thought that's not how this
works
yeah we're definitely doing an average
let's leave it up to that guy yeah we
could ask him
we already won
last one looks like we're winning by the
average good worker oh no no i still
don't think we need to yeah i still
don't think so
i think we won both ways
good rounds i'm so proud of you
what sorry that was a good two too good
of a high five
you lost your little sister
taunting with the penis
nice one
we're dealing with children
and i finished all my g fuel by the end
of it nice
yeah it was so cheap with code moist too
yeah
wait what's the other one
what's the other code oh yeah if you
don't want to use moist you can use uh
uh you can also use code botas there you
go
wow
okay cheers
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god
oh god
oh my god
oh god this is so bad
oh charlie
my face is done
i don't feel big
i'm sweating
i drink this entire water
i still feel it
charles
excess protein from my meal
they're just very lucky that this is how
we do it because i was going to get
something a lot hotter than that like
someone i had a very mild water i
thought
it was okay i mean i'm not crying like
he is
my tongue burns really bad
the burning is still there and i drink
all this water and all this water
it's coming down a little bit
that was spread with carrot
that'll teach you to lose on the golf
course i didn't
practice your penis i just ran out of
holes to win