oh
we finished the infinity and everything
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you cry like a baby
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[ __ ]
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all right
oh yes boys I think we hit the jackpot I
can smell all the men's anus juices all
over this planet yes my brother this
place is perfect I'm so excited I want a
friendship all the men here you know
what that means right Brothers It's
probing time
not on my [ __ ] Planet alien gay trash
anyway where is that big titty bat woman
she said she wanted to talk to me about
something very important there you are a
shadow
well it's about damn time so what did
you want to talk to me about how rude
you should learn how to treat a lady but
anyway I wanted to talk to you about
your Chaos Emerald I know you always
carry one around so you can do that
little Chaos Control thing but Dr Eggman
is back and collecting them again so you
know what that means he'll be after
yours soon so I just wanted to give you
fair warning I say let the fat ass
[ __ ] try to take my Chaos
Emerald I'm not scared of that [ __ ]
well I just thought you should know also
Sonic and Tails are trying to collect
the emeralds as well so they could put a
stop to eggman's evil plan but it would
be nice if you stepped in and helped
them out a little Sonic is not my best
friend he doesn't need my help anyway ah
[ __ ] what is it heads up here comes
Omega
123 Omega has arrived in the cornfield
Zone hey Shadow hey Rouge YouTube been
[ __ ] a lot you get in your little
pecker wet Shadow I knew you couldn't
resist that bad [ __ ] come on man tell
me all about it
Omega shut the [ __ ] up we were talking
about the chaos emeralds and that Dr
Eggman is a fat cut
sure we'll go with that anyway I was
just in the neighborhood and saw you two
standing here well that's very nice
anyway I should get going I'm gonna rob
me a place that's four jewels and Shadow
after I get back maybe me and you can do
some one-on-one training together you
mean do someone on one [ __ ] right
sure whatever I can use some training
after tonight's [ __ ] I had to deal
with well before everyone decides to
leave me I just wanted to say I miss you
all I missed the days when we were
kicking asses Team Dark come on e123 you
didn't know now I'm going to show you
the power that is me
and the power of my big fat metal [ __ ]
what you think Shadow Rouge and a crowd
of people have already seen it but
anyway you think this will make all the
girls go wild I [ __ ] hate my life
really
hell yeah another Chaos Emerald that
makes two now
hey Sonic did you find another Chaos
Emerald uh yeah can I hold on to them
for now [ __ ] no okay baby I mean okay
best buddy
shut your [ __ ] mouth [ __ ]
we met again Sonic yeah what the hell
yeah Grandeur and scratches back in the
house [ __ ] oh no what do you think
bullies want we're here for the chaos
emeralds you have yeah [ __ ]
this is our chance to make my Daddy
proud of money okay so you want a repeat
of last time this isn't going to be like
last time now prepare yourself come on
we can take you both we're not scared
[ __ ] no one cares about you
[Laughter]
come on you guys you both gotta do
better than that pizza
now leave us alone and go away you're no
match for me and Sonic black [ __ ]
does it Growler Licious gang up on him
and [ __ ] him up all right let's do it
brother
do
do do do
like I said you guys are just way too
slow
just give us the damn [ __ ] chaos it
was fleece we can't go back into hand
and our father with the saunas hmm let
me think about it nah just [ __ ] off
stop
now that's what I call the power
teamwork you said it Sonic you're so
great I just love the watch you do your
thing
just shut the [ __ ] up
hi everyone sorry we keep getting
interrupted every time we try to do this
but now we're in space hey if Sonic can
breathe in space on those video games
then so can we okay for the third time
now this is how real furries [ __ ]
oh
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God someone help me please I just want
to be left alone
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stick my dick in it
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stick my dick in it
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so this is where the next Chaos Emerald
is located huh it's been a while since
we've been to this [ __ ] yep
according to the radar the chaos cereal
is located somewhere deep in the
chemical plant zone you know what give
me the damn radar I can find these
emeralds much faster this way you always
know where to find me anyway okay
all right bye
what a beautiful day I love playing with
my wiener when Mega Man is not around
and I love food speaking of food hey
Mega Man get your blue ass in here
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hey there Dr Light how are you doing
there [ __ ] I'm hungry I want some
goddamn food could you give me some of
your lemons yeah sure open your mouth
you fat ass [ __ ]
some fresh Mega Man lemons just for you
[Laughter]
every day I have to put up with this
[ __ ] The Story of My Life
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hell yeah that makes three Chaos
Emeralds
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there you are my love I mean Sonic did
you find the emerald yeah
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Dr Eggman is back baby shits and guess
what I'm gonna take those emeralds from
you leave us alone you big bully you're
not taking anything from us I wasn't
talking to you or well you're not
getting these Chaos Emeralds if you want
them that [ __ ] bad they're trying to
take them from me [ __ ] very well then
fingers
now let's get this [ __ ] over with those
chaos animals are mine There Is No
Escape you might as well hit me over
those emeralds save yourself from
embarrassment just bring it you fat
carpet muncher you're not getting [ __ ]
your plan is [ __ ]
no it's only just begun stop being mean
to my Sonic you're gonna pay for being
such a big meanie let's go okay it's
time for another Beatdown take this
[Laughter]
right back at you fat [ __ ]
ready for me okay time to fly baby
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feel the power of the almighty Doctor
Eggman
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Here I Come Oh Sonic please say that one
more time I beg of you [ __ ] shut
your goddamn mouth right now I'm trying
to fight your damn it okay Eggman take
this
[Music]
get a load of this
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take this [ __ ]
[ __ ] get some
all right I'm in this [ __ ]
not bad Sonic but this isn't over yet
give up Eggman what exactly are you
planning to do with those Chaos Emeralds
anyway oh you'll find out soon but
mostly I just want to take over the
world you know the same old [ __ ] okay
Eggman turn yourself in I think it's
time you got locked up behind bars and
pay for your crimes [ __ ] you [ __ ] bag
every time you speak I want to rip out
your [ __ ] throat I hate your stupid
annoying ass voice yeah me too but give
up Eggman it's over never time to suffer
[ __ ]
ah what the [ __ ] just happened
long time no see Sonic Metal Sonic damn
it you punk ass sneaky bastard good job
Metal Sonic now if you don't mind will
you be so kind and hit me over those
emeralds there no problem Master no
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thank you well Sonic it looks like you
failed once again
goodbye [ __ ] only three more Chaos
Emeralds left to find
let's go metal yes master and Sonic [ __ ]
you next time I see you we're gonna
settle our little score goodbye for now
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damn it damn it damn it [ __ ] damn it
[ __ ] well guess what Eggman now has four
Chaos Emeralds oh Sonic I'm so sorry if
all you fought with the power of love we
could have stopped Eggman in his tracks
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The Power of Love really
[Laughter]
you two-tailed orange dumb [ __ ]
foreign
[ __ ]
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[Applause]
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