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today i wanted to talk about something
that i feel like affects us all in a
weird way a social thing about
taking shits in public
it's you know
it's uncomfortable almost i you know
it's not that it's something that needs
to be
you know fantasized or
celebrated but i feel like all of us
just we'd rather just go home and do it
you know it's a genuine fear of mine
taking [ __ ] in public i hate it i hate
having to know that someone else is
around it's totally uncomfortable and
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so for today's regrettamation i wanted
to make a cartoon about [ __ ] in
public it's just it's an uncomfortable
thing and i just i don't know there's
been a couple times in my life that when
i've taken a [ __ ] in public it's just
it's ended poorly for me one time in
particular i just want to talk about was
one time when i was out of there there
was no toilet paper in the stall you
know
and i didn't want to pull my pants up
because you have shitty butt you have
muddy butt mud butt you know
doo doo chocolate thunder all kinds of
[ __ ] in your pants there and i was got
up and i was doing a little penguin
waddle over to the next stall and as
soon as i went out a guy walked in and
he saw my [ __ ] and balls so i've just
been terrified ever since but also there
seems to be a very weird phenomenon
going on right now with having people go
into the bathrooms and like [ __ ] with
you while you're taking the [ __ ] why
it's on it's all over tick tock i see it
on youtube all the time it's [ __ ]
[ __ ] here i have a couple videos
let's watch
hey what you doing my boy i'm taking
this [ __ ] homie
what
look how close he is to the camera what
the [ __ ]
dude
oh my god look at that look at that look
at that frame
the man is possessed by the devil good
lord
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what are you doing
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i'm gonna get you
this the worst thing you two about like
when you're when you're taking a [ __ ]
you're in a place of complete
vulnerability as well but you're also
just like
things are moving you know like you
could be you could be mid-drop and this
guy comes in what are you gonna do i
mean what are you gonna do chase them i
have no i would just i would just be
sitting there the whole time just like
going
[ __ ] damn it this guy needs to be
[ __ ] stopped it's the same bathroom
too whatever school it is please remove
god [ __ ] hunt that man down
god damn that is terrible i also reached
out to some of you and some of you had
some very interesting stories that i
thought i would share here
so i was eating mcdonald's with my
grandma uh-oh
already mcdonald's and grandmas and [ __ ]
never match man
they always order fish fillets
and i felt like i was overeating so i
told my grandma that i'm going to the
bathroom because i started feeling sick
but also like my stomach is going to
burst so i go there and i see wonder
open out of four others that are locked
i enter it and i see the most disgusting
toilet ever was filled with so much [ __ ]
that i could barely sit god what it was
so bad that i had to [ __ ] on that the
form full of [ __ ] tallest and i felt the
old [ __ ] touched my cheeks what to make
you puke so hard the mcdonald's birdie
remains to the floor and it splashed in
one of the old man's shoes sitting next
door
in the scariest part was him right after
making the loudest fight and then saying
and i quote i will make you pay for your
sins okay that can't be true at that
moment i knew it didn't matter that i
hadn't wiped i just ran as fast as i
could while smearing the [ __ ] between my
cheeks the end
this was a mistake of a video i thought
that this would be this would be cute
but this this isn't cute this is this is
vile i never in my life and i really
hope this is an exaggeration because
never in my my life did i ever think
that somebody would take a [ __ ] on a
toilet seat
and they'd have to smash down poop with
their butt cheeks to
take the [ __ ]
i feel sick i feel sick to my stomach
when i was in seventh grade i had to use
the restroom when me and the teacher got
into an argument
so i got up and left at this point i was
prairie dogging it bad if you don't know
what prairie dog is it means like your
[ __ ] is peeking out of your [ __ ] and
it goes back in in case you didn't know
i know there might be some guy who's
like what's prairie dog and now you know
i got halfway to the bathroom and this
giant turd free fell down my leg so i
did a kick and flung the dung out okay
let me go and read that last part a
giant turd free fell down my leg so i
did a kick and flung the dung out
i like how you also said free fell as if
it's like a it's like a trapeze artist
it's free falling as it were it just
fell as you could say a turd dropped
it's just gravity is what it is but fell
down my leg and i had to do a kick and
flung the [ __ ] out so you basically did
a high kick you splattered some [ __ ] on
the wall what did you do next later that
day i had to go to the principal's
office so i wonder why i walked past
where i threw the poo there's a giant
[ __ ] skid on the carpet about three feet
long
and a dented locker i get up to the
office and it smells like absolute raw
sewage i looked to my right in the
nurse's room there was a girl with a
huge clump of [ __ ] on her shoe and a
bloody head from where she slipped and
hit her head all because of my giant
turd
my god at first i thought you were
trying to insinuate that you you kicked
the [ __ ] so hard that it created a dent
the sheer force of your high kick your
brazilian jiu jitsu kick [ __ ]
cratered this metal door but no well
also i i have to beg the question it's
like it smells like [ __ ] if i was if i
was that person i would not be walking
down that hallway and then also how do
you not see a giant piece of [ __ ] this
is just kids are [ __ ] vile good lord
my sisters and i were dragged around los
angeles by a crazy-ass mum after she had
a fight with her mother in the middle of
the night wow i had to piss and we found
a porta potty by a construction site i
fell asleep and my mother found me up to
my knees and shoulders partially slid
into the porter potty hole she woke me
up by how loud she was laughing my mum's
side now asks me did you fall in if i
take more than a few minutes to take a
[ __ ]
that's kind of wholesome
i'll tell you something bad about porta
potties when i was at a baseball
tournament when i was younger a kid got
his dick bit by a uh by a snake and a
porta potty because the snakes hide in
the at the bottom of him and it just
real quick
bit him in his dick i don't go to port
potties now i'm definitely afraid of
snakes don't like him snakes no bueno in
my book that's what i say when i was
younger my family was at a mcdonald's
there's a lot of mcdonald's ones in
these note to self don't [ __ ] go into
a mcdonald's bathroom one of the ones
that had one of those crazy big play
places when i was in the middle of the
play place i needed to go badly and very
suddenly oh god
my little child brain was so lost in
that maze i ended up having diarrhea not
only were my pants just full of it but
it was spilling out the bottom of my
jeans
as i had to crawl and climb my way out
of this horrible maze i tracked watery
[ __ ] all over the place now one thing i
remember was i ended up at the end where
you had to go down the slide or be
forced to go through and backtrack
through the whole maze so while i leaked
brown goo everywhere i had to slide down
the slide it
was a nightmare
this is why i don't this is why i don't
want kids i don't know if i could face
my child after they just have diarrhea
[ __ ] full of the in their little baby
levi jeans i cannot fathom
what it's gonna be like having a child
if they [ __ ] themselves like that at an
age
that they're gonna play place
this is this is disheartening when i was
about nine or so
i hung out with this kid a bit older
than me in my neighborhood nice cool kid
we would sneak into these cabins in our
neighborhood one time his sister had to
join us mind you she wore leg braces so
you couldn't walk normally
the [ __ ] kind of like weird force gump
like
like stories and lives have all these
people had my god as we're one of these
empty cabins [ __ ] around she tells us
she had the [ __ ] there was no running
water so we told her she would have to
[ __ ] in her hand and throw it out the
window we would laugh
not thinking she would do it lo and
behold she's tossing a huge single turd
out the window
come on man
i just
i'm lost i don't know what the [ __ ] to
say
one thing in this regrettation you know
usually we build it along we hire people
i just wanted to make something to where
it's like
how could we implement this fear into
something that's physical and i thought
it would be funny to make something
called a stink fiend and if you don't
know stink finish you'll find it soon
this is a nice little demon that comes
and punishes you for not just taking
your [ __ ] in public and leaving like the
rest of us this is a punishment for all
of us who have to wait and when we take
our shits in public until there's nobody
else in the restroom until we feel like
we can release that sweet sweet juicy
airy fart into that porcelain bowl so we
don't feel embarrassed
so
regrettamation
i mean i re i mean after watching it i
regret that it was made so i feel like
we succeeded in that round but anyways
enjoy stink feigned
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come on
get out of here
i can never take a [ __ ] when there's
someone in the restroom with me
just when i get comfortable
no shoes in a public restroom disgusting
uh occupied
poop for me
excuse me
you are making me wait
listen
just get out of here man
i'm not looking for any trouble but you
are
by not making sweet music you are
reabsorbing your filth every second you
don't release it
there
it will live in your colon
and worse yet
you can become constipated
from there your music ceases to exist
causing blistering hemorrhoids in your
ass that pop
and leave red juice in your stool
so i ask you again
please
poop for me
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what the hell
see
i make music all the time
please sing along with me
no no sir please
please leave me alone
i just i just can't [ __ ] in public it
makes me anxious for god's sake sir
please leave me alone
stinky brownie
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and there it is
you know next time you're afraid to take
a [ __ ] in public uh be sure to think
that the stink fiend's gonna come and
get you so
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bye
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