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viewers as soon as Kyle Johnson heard
about his school's policy of requiring
students to take a foreign language to
graduate he knew it was unamerican you
know I just basically thought Spanish
sucked what's the point I'm American I
speak
American rather than go along with the
policy Kyle began boycotting his Spanish
homework and leaving his tests blank
Kyle also lost one of his Spanish
textbooks and bravely spilled a mountain
do all over another do you see yourself
following in the footsteps of great
Americans like Thomas Payne or Paul
River uh yeah totally I've never heard
of those guys but um I'm not going to do
any Spanish it and no one's going to
make me but like many other Patriots
throughout history Kyle's views did not
always make him popular his classmates
dismissed him as obnoxious and a [ __ ]
his teacher even punished him for his
principled stand against Spanish how did
you find the strength to keep going when
people tried to silence your message um
you know I don't really care what they
think like they're a bunch of [ __ ] so
uh they can all blow me rather than be
forced to learn a foreign language on
American soil Kyle eventually stopped
going to Spanish class entirely and
courageously began spending that time in
the convenient store parking lot down
the street from his school trying to
convince homeless people to buy him
cigarettes Kyle everyone at the onion
News Network was so inspired by your
patriotic fight that we actually created
a petition against your Spanish teacher
over 880,000 viewers signed it due to
that extreme pressure your school was
forced to fire senorita Miller today
really that's awesome she
sucks thanks thank you Kyle Johnson for
reminding us that it's not just our
troops who are fighting every day for
our freedom from Beyond the facts I'm
Gan
Wharton