47. let's play on linux some more hitman
bradley payne so yeah i'm going to kill
that guy he's already
infected a number of uh he's got he's
got the virus
and he's giving it to other people he's
uh
he's like uh whatever the opposite of a
bug chaser is like a person that likes
to give
diseases to people so we're gonna
administer some vaccines
uh via a sniper rifle somewhere in the
farm's junkyard near the water
oh but i gotta take out like other
people
first so she said in the junkyard near
the water tower
there's something here this should be
easy to spot
he likes to play the guitar
so it's this guy
right as long as this is his guitar
is that your guitar bud narrow the
search down a little hmm
this is tricky oh yeah that's this guy
sudden range of paranoid behaviors
nervousness and anxiety
that was a non-target what are you
talking about he's playing the guitar in
the junkyard
subject presenting paranoid or psychotic
behavior
mid-stage delusion promising i don't
like this doctor 47
regardless look for someone nervous or
scared
oh okay this guy also plays guitar all
right
i'm gonna kill everyone playing guitar
in the junkyard
oh well that's awkward
that's uh all right look look bud don't
don't worry about it all right that was
the guy
first infected target eliminated 47. i
mean look two
bald white dudes in the junkyard that
like guitar i mean come on
come on scottish accent and neither one
of them has like a nice little bar code
like
thing he'll be working with explosives
check the range by the windmill
okay the range by the windmill
explosives this looks i guess so there's
a bunch of red barrels
i have something 47 data indicates he's
experimenting on liquid explosives
look for chemicals microscopes a
researcher at work
wait one second 47 i have an update okay
it's this guy the target is engaged in
record keeping
but nothing online look for someone with
a clipboard
oh come on it's this guy
a hundred percent
okay an infected target eliminated
well done about say don't don't have
that guy pick up a clipboard two seconds
later and be like oh no it's this guy
panic or similar there's a carpool and
garage near the red barn
look for him there um here
carpool and garage
near we're looking for a mechanic 47
but not one actively working on a
vehicle he's on a break right now
likely resting that is your primary
target
cdc dr bradley payne yeah yeah this guy
i suggest we locate and eliminate all
secondary targets first 47.
the target is assigned to the vehicle
pool he's not on duty right now but he
should be in that area resting
this guy
right this should be helpful look for
someone snacking 47.
i hope he chose something tasty this
should be his last meal after all
snacking
um this guy
this guy like looks like he's working
and eating at the same time
he's not on break or maybe he is
i don't know i don't know if he's really
working
kind of looks like he might just be
fiddle [ __ ] around
i'm still not sure which of these guys
it is i think it's this guy
i'm trying to do this without killing a
bunch of other people
because apparently that's not how you
play hitman you're just supposed to kill
your targets
plus i can't go down there and you know
lure dudes into the bathroom kill them
that way
that's like half the fun of hitman is
just throwing coins around in the toilet
and getting dudes to come in and then
choking them out
and then and then putting their clothes
on and walking out you know that's
that's what hitman gets into
all right so this guy's on top of the
roof
eating lunch so like is it this guy
right okay let's see this guy's actually
working so he's no longer on a break
and he's not eating here 47. he's
smoking now
that's all i can find on this okay it's
that guy
review your intel there should be enough
information
target down see i was about to take out
the black dude fixing the tower
absolutely or fixing the tire but yeah
special forces recruited for an assault
operation
he'll almost certainly be near the
shooting range that's over here right
here we go 47. this is specific the
target is injured
he's limping all right we're looking for
a limpy boy
okay so it's you
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all right here we go this should help id
him the target is assigned to firearms
training
you're looking for a shooter yeah
so it's limpy all right well as soon as
limpy decides to have a rest i'm gonna
[ __ ] blow his head up do you have the
target
yeah i'm waiting for him to sit still
here we go
goodbye limpy
and that's the last of them for bastards
now to retire the doctor
yeah he's he's walking slow enough i
think i can get him
oh let me just confirm yes that's all of
them
good we're done here 47. get out of that
tower and head for the airstrip
too good too good
all right so i should actually get some
points this time right because i
yeah see there we go oh i did kill one
one wrong person on target
5 000 whatever
that's a lot better than last time
now on this mission i can't make any
promises i mean if it's a sniper mission
again then maybe but nope this looks
like i'm wearing a robe yeah
we're gonna we're gonna get down and
dirty in this mission
i hope you've managed to get some sleep
on your trans-pacific flight
i'm fine as always 47 going home from
colorado
you're on route to japan we've
intercepted a memo
indicating that local authorities have
detained a man suspected of carrying an
infectious disease
and shipped him off to a medical
facility further north another cult
operative
that has been confirmed yes but even
better
we believe this man is the one these
people worship
debian the virus itself they must be
eliminated
they do not know the way said by
navigation
it appears he was headed for sydney
australia but his arrest
put a stop to that that was fortunate
luck
has little to do i'm going to show these
guys
some sort of religious ritual in the
airport lounge and got nervous
taking care of this ghoulish looking
dude you have two targets first
owen k got to take out the gold rogue
viral researcher responsible for the
weaponization of the navazov virus
cage was moved to the hokkaido gamma
facility by japanese authorities
all evidence indicates that he infected
himself
intending to become patient zero student
is a weirdo he is currently being kept
this voldemort guy you gotta do
something about voldemort
an ether corporation signed these bug
chasers these debian worshipers they've
gotten out of control
about the viruses got to go in we got to
put them down cage dies
we cannot allow ether to succeed how
come this guy's got a hashtag and that
guy has a mega hashtag
your task is simple47 contain the virus
by eliminating cage and leap lead
whatever happens the nabazov virus must
be destroyed
we must contain it here no matter the
cost
i'll leave you to prepare all right let
me let me murder
let me murder this guy we got to uh
kill the voldemort looking debian
worshiper
before he infects anybody else
so i'm gonna tell you guys right now
this mission is [ __ ]
because usually what ends up happening
is either i get infected and then
i have to try and find the one vaccine
super duper quickly uh
or a bunch more people just keep getting
affected over and over and over again
uh so let's see if i can actually win it
this time
okay i got my fiber wire ready
all right and already it's going bad
command still nothing stand by
okay well
it's um most alert ease off understood
sir
standing down okay
oh that's not what i meant to do
all right so
we've become the guard
i forgot to take his ammo
eyes open sir
oh well i'm probably going to end up
killing a bunch of other guards anyway
as they get infected so actually let's
see have more people got infected yet
yep 47 listen yeah one just got infected
infected patient the virus is spreading
i've shared the data with you
um okay so i need to go up
wait that just leads right back up
that's not the up i need
um
no that's not it either
i think it's over here
wait no how do i get in there
that goes down
is this the staircase i need
no
where am i this isn't not oh my gosh
i still don't know my way around this
hospital okay and now there's an
infected dude that's about to infect
okay this guy's gonna affect everyone
down here
so actually
i might as well just take this guy out
now
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okay it wasn't really anything i could
do about that
um can i become you
it's unfortunate but we must contain the
virus here
what dude come on come on
oh my gosh
a man can have no privacy
holy cow okay
can i close the door please
all right this is this is already [ __ ]
let's try again let's try to
have it be a little bit less scuffed
see if i can go the right direction this
time
but most importantly see if i can be
fast
all right so i need the guy to come down
all right he's going gonna walk walk
walk then he's gonna
stop he's gonna touch his ear
and then he's gonna hang out
all right we're going to take you around
here
we're going to become you and we're
going to pick up your gun
to get the ammo then we're going to
switch back to my gun because it's
better
and we're going to try to run past this
weirdo boy
what are you doing here why are you
searching
i'm not suspicious stop it i'm one of
you
there's nothing you need to search for
yeah this is the way
all right i think i got a chill over
here
well that guy walks by they're still
searching
i i don't know why really
47 listen i've registered another
infected patient
the virus is spreading okay virus is
spreading
i don't think that was the right way up
though was it
oh no okay i'm definitely on the wrong
place
now crap
um sandwich between narcs
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okay that dude's leaving
i think it was no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no no
that's the same way
well now there's one on this floor
it's the guy over here right
yeah that guy
uh he's got a bunch of crap
all right so here's what i got i got to
take all of those guys out
and then become like the main like the
elite guard because i think he can go
anywhere
yeah now there's three people who have
it well i can take them out from here
but we must contain the virus here the
board will consider all extraordinary
eliminations to be permissible targets
confirmed 47 they were infected we have
to keep it from spreading
47 i have new information we've
registered a rather large rise in the
number of infected
you know what to do
please let me know well that was super
awkward
holy cow i don't know how i got away
with that
i kind of want to become somebody else
now
oh yeah i needed this
all right i gotta go because there's all
right there's a weirdo about to come in
and by a weirdo i mean a narc
um i should probably just go back down
right
wait a minute can i go to the other side
from here i can but i'm not allowed in
here
um
i want to be you
this is not gonna go smooth at all
damn
i do not believe that that worked but
okay whatever
um give me the uh ammo
all right and then the rest of
my people are in here right
oh someone saw me do that crap
47 do not enter the isolation ward
without a hazardous material suit
the virus will kill you that
is owen cage from the looks of him it's
a miracle he's still alive
oh they're about to infect everybody can
one of you
people give me a freaking hazmat suit
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there's still no hazmat suits
oh my gosh
just in case just in case i end up
needing this but can i get a hazmat suit
though
47 i'm still registering infected in the
hospital
be sure to take care of it before we
cannot allow this
i might need to just take this guy out
and take his hazmat suit
you guys are so cool seriously
47 i you're infected
well you will need to find a solution
for that
nothing i could do about that might as
well take out this last person
that's the last target 47 well done
however you cannot leave before you've
taken care of the infection you are
carrying
you'll have to find the vaccine created
by dr lee
do you hear those gunshots
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okay i'm going to need this um
gotta find a way out of here
wait someone get to the corridor
i have to literally kill everybody that
i go near
can i just be somebody else
oh crap
okay can i become this guy real quick
wait this guy's gonna say
you know they're just certain oh no i
infected everybody
oh my god oh my god
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this is this has gone so bad
oh my gosh this is literally god the
worst it could go
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this has gone the worst way it could
possibly go
are there any more yes there's so many
infected people running around
oh
dude why are you why are you trying to
fight me dude
wait did these take different
ammunitions okay they do
all right i'm gonna have to replay this
mission another time
when uh when i could try to be better at
it