this little song goes out to a fine
young lady named Juliet Riley who just
graduated college here we
go I love you babe I'm just kidding guys
uh hey J J's here just been rocking out
in the car um I'm home now I just got
back from
to Mark's house just got back from
Mark's house right wink wink uh waiting
for somebody to get here hold on oh let
me
there we
go
okay um I'll explain that in a second
guys um it's just crazy to me that uh
Juliet's graduated and mainly CU like
our relationship has been while she's
been in college are we dat for two and a
half years and during that time she's
always been at school for her not to be
at school I me okay okay there we go for
not to be at school it's like what does
the future hold well it it's scary a
little bit and he's here oh hold on
guys I'm just trying to be smart about
this yo what's up man hey thanks for
coming waiting for like 10 minutes
but it's all right this is impromptu I
had know my dad's Lally outside so
that's why I couldn't go in I went in by
myself and be like really cuz cuz we
just got back from Mark's house yeah
or apartment we got back from apartment
we did it was so much fun what did we do
we uh you know hung out oh [ __ ] I can't
even have this oh yeah yeah crap I can't
even I can't even bring my [ __ ]
blankets and pillows
in [ __ ] yeah what do we do just so we
have like a story going in case no h out
dude he did have a girl there he did
have a girl there so you're you're
you're little oh party thing it was like
[ __ ] cuz it was two days it was two
nights well you know the second night
last night we just watched Game of
Thrones more chill night first night was
party night yeah first night party night
second night nurse in The Hangover we
watched game yo did you did you see it
though yeah did holy [ __ ] crazy yeah
yeah we watched that with Mark we
partied the first we played games we
played video games of course we did
maybe we shouldn't tell him that watch
Game of Thrones yeah Game of Thrones
dude but no that episode Mark yo when
Mark said you should know better
holdor is a name that doesn't just mean
it's not just random of course it and
it's like put your steak rare or medium
or you want your [ __ ] well
done uh well done please well done it
is all right get some
steak
what dude I [ __ ] told you last week
he was making burgers this week he's
making steak for me he's CH turn new le
dude but Hodor though Hodor though it
was dude I I was really hoping they
would show us like why he was saying
just that yeah cuz it's like you know
he's not a dumb guy he knows what he
knows how to like handle
himself but dude how just how they did
that I never would guess that was it
that was crazy they're starting to like
get into he was like hold on hold on
hold and I was like holy [ __ ] like he's
and I knew he was going to die and I was
like you're [ __ ] kidding me but
they're starting to delve into the time
travel world and it's kind
of what the
[ __ ] what the
[ __ ] where the [ __ ] is all my
[ __ ]
[ __ ] what the
[ __ ]
I I don't
understand where the [ __ ] my setup
where the hell is my entertainment
center sh what the [ __ ] does that even
mean what did
I what did I even do I
don't what the
[ __ ] this has got to be some kind of
[ __ ] joke
Jeffrey come back and do a [ __ ]
prank where the hell is my
stuff what are you talking about what
are you talking about what do you think
this is funny where's all my [ __ ] in my
room do you see me laughing no no but
you're also not dressing my [ __ ]
question where's my stuff at I took care
of
it what does that mean did you break it
did you destroy my stuff no I stuck it
in
storage you don't why did you do that
what did that what did that message even
mean you should have listen listen to
what why why would I even listen to you
when you're going to go do [ __ ] like
that you should have listened what do
you do would you lie to me you what' you
do this weekend what' you do this
weekend I told I was at Mark's house
you're we went and there was a party and
then the next night we decided to watch
Game of Thrones and [ __ ] and we're just
chilling don't even look at me and lie
right to my face why do you why do you
think I'm lying you're totally just
assuming things no I'm why the [ __ ] do
you where is I don't assume what do you
mean it's in stores where the hell is it
is it a Morton Building where is is it
it isn't out there Dad I need my stuff I
had like [ __ ] three computers in
there you lied to me you
lied and you're sitting there looking me
right in the eye and you're lying to me
constantly I don't know what the [ __ ]
you're talking about I don't know where
where were I was at Mark's house I was
and what about the rest of I was looking
for apartments what about the rest of
the weekend why are you saying that did
somebody say something to you is
somebody just is what are you getting
guilty no I'm not I just want to know
why the [ __ ] you you think I I'm lying
or I cuz I know you're lying you always
lie to me how do you know were you on
Facebook finally did you see some [ __ ]
on face of all evil I don't need
Facebook well then how the hell do you
know why do you think I'm ly I don't
need
Facebook where the hell are you go what
are you taking me to go find my stuff
lying I always know when you're lying
where's that end storage dad you'll
never find it I am not living in that
room when you're ready to go I'll tell
you and then I'll tell you where your
[ __ ] is I need that [ __ ] to live
you don't need that [ __ ] to live yes I
do what the [ __ ] do you expect me to do
in there get out what are you doing in
my car what are you doing in my car Dad
what the [ __ ] are you doing with the
tire you stop what the [ __ ] is
that
[Applause]
tracker that's what it
is I know where you are every moment I
should have put this damn thing on there
long before you came back and the [ __ ]
half the [ __ ] wouldn't happen why do you
why the [ __ ] would you put a tracker on
my car dad because you
lied that way I can keep track of where
the hell you the hell did you put that
on there when you moved back because I
knew I couldn't trust you that's what
this is for to build trust what do you
do you totally just ruined any chance of
that cuz now I can't trust you you're
supposed to tell me you always trust me
I've always been honest and right to
your face with everything you lie you
lie all the time straight to my face you
look me in the eye and then it was her
graduation I wasn't not going to go it's
a [ __ ] rule anyway I need my stuff
back I need my stuff somebody going to
teach you to be a man how the hell am I
going to how the hell am I going to
upload videos huh how the hell am I
going to do anything upload videos what
do you mean I'm not uploading get a job
go out and get a job you can do that
part time once you get a place of your
own how the hell am I going to do no no
Dad I can't do it part- time because I
don't even [ __ ] have a computer now
you don't need a computer get outside
yes you do I can't upload with just like
[ __ ] you got the essentials you got
the essentials you got your bed you got
your light get your ass outside that's
the key to everything get out enjoy life
be in involved don't sit in your room
like a freaking
Hermit look at you you look like a
Hermit I need that stuff your ass all
the time you hear me actually no you
know what this helps me out cuz now you
can give me that storage facility I can
go get my [ __ ] it's already packed up
and I get the [ __ ] out of here so where
is
it you're not getting it from me till I
think you're ready and when the hell is
that going to be when I deem it
necessary to let you go
and where the hell you going with that
tracker in case I need it
again I got Stakes to turn what you got
to do don't make your
bag
calling Uncle
Larry I don't want your [ __ ] St men
my name I don't want you to stay well
just mention my name shut the door shut
the
door what the
[ __ ] what the
[ __ ] I all had [ __ ] up here all this
stuffff from our relationship [ __ ]
memor please yeah shut the [ __ ] up you
stupid Siri [ __ ] suck my dick suck my
[ __ ] dick to leave a call number
press five oh my God I don'tu Uncle
Larry hey my dad [ __ ] took everything
out of my room there's nothing
left
there's nothing
left I don't have my computers I can't
even upload videos I don't know I need
you I need you right
now I don't know my [ __ ] Mac I don't
have my PC I don't have my [ __ ]
monitor here even though I didn't have
any [ __ ]
consoles I just need I don't know I need
you to do something I need you I you're
right you're right he's a [ __ ] dick
he took away all my stuff with
Juliet oh my all my old
videos I had you know man I had [ __ ]
over retrievers and stuff and I had all
I had everything pinpointed exactly how
I wanted and I I don't even know how it
was I everything measured exactly how I
wanted
I need you just come here do something I
don't know I need your help and I'm
sorry give me that bag I need that
bag can't [ __ ] my camera he's [ __ ]
taking that away from me
I I don't even have anything to upload I
have nothing to upload
with I'm going to need your computer I
going to need that Mac I need to let me
use it again I need to borrow that
[ __ ] dude do not give me [ __ ] right now
I need to borrow or else we're not
getting videos up I mean how do you
expect me how do you smam me my [ __ ]
room's missing how about you just let me
use it as you did before just let me
[ __ ] use it or else we can't get
videos out yeah was before how do I know
he's not going to take it from you I
don't want anything to happen to
it Jeffrey's laptop was an acent I'm not
going to I'll if I promise you nothing's
going to happen to
it that's my
word I mean can you pay me or something
just in case something does happen I
don't have pay yet I don't have my
paycheck yet really you're ask me for
money you let me borrow for free
before I'll get i'll get paid in like a
few days but like I need that [ __ ] now
how about you just float me the computer
for now and then in a few days I'll pay
you whatever you a [ __ ] rental fee
come on man how about how about didn't
you uh leave that sword in the
bed I don't even know it's still here
[ __ ] took everything else I don't
even
know yeah you want this well yeah you
want this you give me that I'll let your
borrow it for as long as you
need
I really like this sword man come on why
can't you just let me [ __ ] use it cuz
I really like this sword
too what you
do
yeah sure
whatever got the [ __ ] holder
too do you want the holder too I mean
yeah sir I don't you want the little
[ __ ] do you want that do you want the
little throwing star thing too do you
want
that
all right that you me to go get it yeah
that'd be nice dude here what the f [ __ ]
could you go like now I'll click you out
okay well actually no I don't think the
gate shut when I clicked this you're
good okay hurry up please my Dad gives
you [ __ ] tell him to [ __ ]
off what the
[ __ ]
oh things just got a lot [ __ ]
harder why why why would you even want
me back
why you should have listened you should
have listened
you should listen to
me yeah you should yeah you should have
listened I'm a [ __ ] psychopath yeah
wow that makes sense [ __ ]
idiot at this
point a Tracker
really a
Tracker what do you think you're back in
your [ __ ] Glory
Days
should have just stayed at [ __ ]
Juliet she was right I should have just
stayed
there it's all right cuz I'm just trying
to just don't doesn't matter just don't
just get over it Jesse just [ __ ] man
the [ __ ]
up oh thank God for a second I saw dem's
in the car Dem is fine D is
fine I can hear you
Jesse I told you this would
happen why didn't you stay out why did
you go
back I was
wrong that was
wrong
um no just push it away just push it out
just push it away just push it out just
push it away just push it out doesn't
[ __ ] matter doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter doesn't matter
doesn't matter doesn't matter doesn't
matter doesn't matter does not matter
doesn't matter what whatsoever at
all
um big [ __ ] whoop it's all material
[ __ ] I don't need it as long as I can
still get out
videos
fine he made my job so easy when I when
I get that paycheck in a few days and
then I I I get that
apartment I just get the [ __ ]
facility or whatever [ __ ] storage
unit or pod or wherever the [ __ ] he's
got it maybe he's got it in another
country it doesn't [ __ ] matter I'll
get that and then bam I just got to get
the stuff from there and already packed
up and then bring it to my apartment
thanks Dad wow he's really looking out
for
me all right chies all right chies I'll
see you later um I'll be I guess what
the [ __ ] am I doing here masturbate and
lay in my bed and masturbate and sleep
and masturbate I could doodle I could
doodle on my dry erase board and and
flip my Light lamp switch oh wow what a
what a nice young young gentleman he's
left me all my clothes I can try on my
clothes which are just all pretty much
hmme Downs for my [ __ ] brother cool
cool all right I'll be fine all right
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