so I went to the mall today and I saw
this if you don't know what beanBoozled
is it's basically like jelly beans that
taste weird I don't get it okay I
understand that they taste weird and
they have gross flavors but I don't
understand how it's so bad to either
just flavors I guess it's a game where
you just like flick the thing whatever
it lands on you got to try that one and
it could be two different whatever I'm
not doing that I'm just gonna eat off I
also went and got something to drink but
I wanted to get something that didn't
have like flavor in it so I got this
because for like two minutes in my life
I forgot water existed this one could be
spoiled milk or coconut but I don't like
coconut so either way it's gonna be bad
it's coconut this one right here could
either be a rotten egg or buttered
popcorn
so here okey go as he puts it in his
mouth
Oh rotten egg our that is all bad cheer
days this is one could either be tutti
frutti which I don't know that it means
or stinky socks which I have a five year
old so I know exactly what that means
here we go
not the stinky sulk
not only does it stink but it tastes
real bad too and got jokes guys I don't
I don't have jokes right now I keep
tasting stinky socks I don't know if
it's the jellybeans or if it's like my
socks but I live in my car so I
I have stinky said well I wouldn't be
tasting on this one could either be
caramel corn or moldy cheese I'm by
booger or juicy pear
I used to my boogers home
ain't teeth like that
ah these are lawn clippings Oh Lord yeah
I'm just gonna take one of each color
pop them all in my mouth oh I'm just
gonna start picking one at a time see if
I can guess the flavor what the bar
fight huh how many Barb's are in here
I think they put more barf in there and
then that would barf okay
I know barf when I eat it
oh one more because I can't handle a
barf again
there's one's popcorn I'm gonna do one
last handful that's it and I'm gonna
take the rest of the five year old
because I feel funny that's a lot of
barf colored jelly beans okay there's a
lot hello oh no I'm gonna throw up in my
car