Oh God I'm a [ __ ] animal
a filthy grease man Oh Andrew I'm
already popping off and I didn't even
get cold yeah I'm starting to get cold
huh uh you got to turn that heat up then
start jerking off or something under the
keyboard see that's a good silk setting
Mudkip oh good excuse it's lagging for
me because I'm downloading this beta
that's a good excuse I'm popping off man
yeah I'm the deagle King this is too
easy engine look at how gross this is Oh
oh that's just gross there's the beta
have cross-play and fortunately for all
the children on console it does he's
[ __ ] lambs to my [ __ ] I feel like
the times they killed us was them trying
to click out of the game to launch
fortnight what do you mean the times
they killed us the time they killed us
we only got killed once I'm really
excited for this I think they're doing a
really good job I hope they [ __ ] the
game out at the very end and it's
horrible he's right there yeah oh wait
he's in that Bush I thought I thought he
was around the rock I thought I was
seeing his name pop up on the other side
that's great camo ran up and punched him
yeah I had no idea I thought he was
around the rock man we have been [ __ ]
ass we have literally just been [ __ ]
ass right now I've only died twice in
two games oh wow
it was still there oh thanks for the
resub great not looking great I don't
like this Andrew I might have to
announce my retirement what is happening
don't push oh thank god
stick together we need to play more
tactically hayslett thank you no idea he
was there good teamwork though what [ __ ]
I'm shocked I hit him twice well you're
really far away though come on [ __ ]
well that'll do it I really don't like
this gun Andrew this is embarrassing
danken said that this shotgun that we
were both [ __ ] on earlier is
actually really good
yep that's real strong at point-blank
didn't kill the shock what a piece of
[ __ ] what in the this is [ __ ]
ridiculous
what a horrible weapon I think I just
got pranked
god dammit who threw that flash it was a
teammate you [ __ ] me you may have
[ __ ] the momentum you did you [ __ ]
it good oh I just threw a grenade by
accident what the [ __ ] I'm glad there's
no friendly fire you went right over
that bad boy I got you covered baby oh
yeah I like the little Pete cupboard
thing I think that's a really cute new
feature
innovative yeah that's the next gin [ __ ]
because I'm amazing we have the same
amount of kills oh you only have one
duck you're camping no I'm really not
imagine playing this game on console
where you can't crank the fov up to 120
like me dude imagine not being able to
toy with your dpi oh god [ __ ] my agent
hate mail goddammit one of my wings of
redemption
you said the forbidden name I did
actually just why the name I didn't hear
it wings of redemption I'm gonna go for
a huge shot Oh collateral immediately uh
look at the kill feed Mose one bullet
I'm an animal come on flash I'm a
[ __ ] animal
here comes a noscope how to do it what a
hero
well judge oh oh oh did you see that
noscope Slidell God Jackson I'm a
[ __ ] maniac yeah oh oh god that guy's
gonna think I'm [ __ ] cheating so you
can wallbang that [ __ ]
not on this toys I hope there's a DLC
that comes out where everyone can play
has been lost
whoa that's insensitive an injury don't
say that London's done a lot of nasty
things if you believe the government
that is that's the insensitive part not
opening the eyes of our viewers sheep
losing not for long
go easy stop no scope oh that was dirty
God my dick is greasy right now that was
good oh that was filthy it doesn't get
more casual in rkd than cod nothing
wrong with that
I say as I just did gross on Oh
those reflexes are gross that's that
siege gamer life oh I know that's a
first I'm using a cruise missile right
now and see if I kill myself with it
whoa these reflexes Andrew I'm a monster
what is this game of thrones song just
let them be proud of their music and
remit stop complaining someone worked
very hard on that well that's that's the
most embarrassing thing of the day no
doubt about that
Oh mend I'm popping off with a shotgun
Andrew I figured out you just have to
shove it right in there dick hole and
then it's a one shot you wouldn't
believe it yeah whoa we just phased
through the gate did you see that
yes it's high-tech yet haven't stood
that used to happen to me with League of
Legends I'd end up just playing like
[ __ ] merit well that's embarrassing
marathoning and I wouldn't eat for like
nine hours Oh Andrew these parents need
to get the children off the game now
the boogeyman has come
god I'm like that monster children we're
told about when they were a kid by their
parents when they don't eat their
vegetables they'll be visited by me on
Call of Duty all my [ __ ] is actually
throbbing right now from all of this
action it's probably giving me
hemorrhoids there's a dude on our team
with 900 pig [ __ ] yeah what a hero
baffling his name's elevating Seuss
that's pretty appropriate
I can't hear you over the airplane
Andrew sorry I'm playing in the airport
the [ __ ] did you hear how loud that was
I have my volume it like I have oh I'm
having a really hard time finding one
more person that was the most
embarrassing moment of the day damn my
helicopter got shot down my pilot has no
head [ __ ]