for a while I believe the Russian
slapping tournaments were far more
powerful than the American slapping
series they had some [ __ ]
testosterone Titans like Vasily
kamatsuki the God Hand Papa Misha at
Agent 47 if he was set to Wombo just
some absolute monsters in a single slap
they're packing more power than a space
shuttle taking off and just like
something out of avatar The Last
Airbender these four slapping Nations
these slap Benders I thought were the
strongest in the universe but over time
I think I've started to change my mind
the American slapping side of things the
slap fight Championship Series has been
cooking up some absolute [ __ ] Fierce
deities of open Palm slapping like crazy
Hawaiian for example I've shown you
quite a few of his matches this man is
an absolute machine a well-oiled
slapping athlete one of the best there
is and the one we're gonna watch today
Wolverine I would love to see the
crossover here with the American
slappers versus the Russian side of
things I think it would be an incred
edible match but it hasn't happened yet
so today I'll just show you the light
heavyweight championship tonight during
slap fight Vendetta
newcomer archaic death with one of the
most brutal Knockouts in the history of
the sport to see the full fight video
along with the aftermath you don't want
to miss it it's coming in [ __ ] Full
Throttle right now at this Dragon Ball Z
recap here this full video isn't out yet
but I can't wait to see it it's got me
on the edge of my seat like I'm waiting
for [ __ ] Santa Claus to come down the
chimney and deliver me a Christmas
present I want to see that full match
that is probably one of the best
knockouts I've seen in all of
professional slapping that is absolutely
[ __ ] brutal the guy's name was
archaic death and there was no more
fitting of a title Wolverine slapped him
so [ __ ] hard it probably since his
Consciousness back through time back to
the [ __ ] Mesozoic Era it absolutely
rocked his entire world and that was not
the championship match that was just
like uh one of them I think it was like
the semifinals or something I'm not sure
but anyway this is just a little recap
to show you Wolverine's triumphant
Journey to the top weighing in it too
110 pounds from Mark Tree Arkansas
coach killer
weighing in at 225 pounds from Mountain
Home Arkansas The Wolverine
admittedly coach Killa is a bit of a
goofy name it sounds like an Xbox Live
gamer tag I would have made for myself
when I was 11 back when I thought my
gamertags were the coolest [ __ ] in the
world such as ninja maniac and fast
fighter so the name isn't super
intimidating but coach Killa coach he's
got a heart this guy stepped in here
with Wolverine ready to go to the
distance even just agreeing to a fight
with Wolverine is like locking yourself
in a cage with a starving line with
medium rare steak stapled to your body
while being drizzled in A1 steak sauce
this is a man this is a [ __ ] man's
man meaty meatball man and you know hats
off to coach Killa for even agreeing to
the fight
he's definitely violated uh it looks
like clubbing first shot bit of a sad
queef there it wasn't really a slap and
it was a penalty for clubbing because he
kind of like came in there with like an
Austin Powers Judo Chop on his neck it
wasn't exactly the most textbook form
and I'm pretty sure he heard his own
wrist you can see he was kind of like
wincing in pain so a bit of a rough
start for Coach Kayla but the nerves
have got to be overwhelming stepping in
there with Wolverine Like It's gotta be
tough
one two three
welcome to slap by coach killer
when it comes to Wolverine his technique
is textbook it is Flawless the sound of
his slaps is like a stock sound effect
for a slap that you'd hear in Looney
Tunes it is so loud and just so [ __ ]
vicious coach killer was just blown away
the man's Spirit was ripped out of his
body for a moment he left the corporeal
realm that his slaps are [ __ ] crazy
and he has great defense because he has
a massive beard and that acts as like
body armor for the face like I've said
in pretty much every slap video one
thing you'll notice about the top
athletes is they all have facial hair
and I think there's a reason for that
because it helps cushion the blows on
one two
two oh Sonic slapped by the question
takes no break
oh my goodness
that's tough to watch right there let's
go Wolverine just eats his [ __ ] slap
like a bowl of cereal just chewing on it
like some spitting tobacco and puts it
right in the spittoon
brings him over and [ __ ] blasts him
again uh coach Killa he didn't have an
easy journey to get to the championship
he also went against a couple of really
strong athletes in the slapping circuit
but there's nothing quite like Wolverine
like you couldn't train yourself to
prepare for his slaps unless you drove
your car into a brick wall twice a day
every day for the entire week leading up
to your fight with Wolverine maybe then
you'd have a small taste of what the
power of His slaps would feel like
two oh another great shot
one
two three
there's nothing scarier than a man that
speed runs slapping tournaments
Wolverine gets slapped and before the
man can even finish his slapping motion
follow through Wolverine's already
signaling him to get his cheeks over
here because he's ready to make them red
like God damn and it was a good slap
from coach killer let's not take
anything away from coach killer that's a
slap that would rock most ordinary men
but we're not dealing with a man here I
used to believe in God but now all I
believe in is Wolverine like God damn so
he brushes that off and before coach
Killa can even compose his thoughts it's
already being signaled over to get
slapped and of course Wolverine in
traditional standard form delivers an
earth rocking slap right to the left
cheek of Coach Killa a slap that most
likely had some kind of shift in the
tectonic plates as a result of the
impact it's just crazy Wolverine perhaps
sound so [ __ ] powerful it's like that
sounded like a gunshot like it sounded
like he was like genos from one punch
man who like as his hand was traveling
like morphed into some kind of cyborg
apparatus and just [ __ ] blew his
cheeks off it's nuts his power is nuts
foreign
again another solid shot from coach
right on the numbers ringing the bell of
Wolverine at least it should have if he
had any amount of ability to feel pain
so he brushes another clean shot off a
coach and delivers another absolute
lightning strike to the [ __ ] face of
coach and you can see him just grimacing
like his whole face has just been
rearranged it's like a poly juice potion
through slaps and he's just really
struggling but he hasn't gone down and I
think that is extremely admirable most
people probably would have already
fainted by now a out of fear and B from
just being knocked out but coach is
standing strong
one
two three
Wolverine just absorbing those shots
he's not giving
one two three
almost went down another lap it almost
looks like he's limping now another
great slap from coach like this man he's
putting up a fight but Wolverine damn
near ragdolls have slapped him so hard
he almost [ __ ] stage dived like he
was at some kind of 30 Seconds to Mars
concert like these slaps from Wolverine
are absolutely nuts like even Vasily
kamotsky who I am probably his biggest
fan even Vasily slaps aren't like this a
lot of the silly slaps are kind of like
down here at the wrist so a bit of
clubbing but also really good technique
it's just because his hands are
absolutely so cute just like 15 of my
hands stacked together but Wolverine
slaps are so incredibly on point and
slap like like I just can't think of a
more beautiful slap like the technique
wonderful the sound is euphoric it's
incredible he's delivering like ASMR of
slaps
oh my God there's just no point in him
okay here we go round eight
takes it
hyper extended his elbow another
strategy pays off there looks like uh
that might be the end of the match now
it's not in vain though you can see on
Wolverine's cheeks he's starting to
bruise and cut a little bit because the
slaps really are very strong from coach
so strong in fact that I think he
dislocated his elbow here on the iron
cheeks of Wolverine you can see when he
hit his elbow kind of wiggled a little
bit which is why he's like holding it so
hard so he definitely you know caused a
little damage there I think because he
was going all in on Wolverine and it
again it didn't it didn't turn out to be
nothing it didn't amount to nothing
because Wolverine is clearly damaged
from it you can see on his cheeks some
of the uh the impact
two two
and another lap oh I didn't see his
Corner man there with the camo on oh
that's the end of the match
ladies and gentlemen your tournament
winner
Wolverine and a surprise to No One
Wolverine is the winner here but what is
a surprise is coach didn't go down huge
hats off to coach for [ __ ] Standing
Tall there and not wavering [ __ ]
Wolverine over here powered by
cheeseburgers and tractors delivering
some absolutely nutty slams right there
and Coach took all of them with Grace So
a great [ __ ] tournament match uh from
both competitors here but Wolverine is
just on another level a great [ __ ]
Championship slap fight Championship is
delivering some high quality slaps right
now and I'm a huge fan so if you want to
see more slapping action you can check
them out on YouTube slap fight
Championship but we've watched a lot of
their [ __ ] here because it's some good
[ __ ] but but anyway yeah that's about it
so yeah