it was only a couple weeks ago when
belle delphine said to the world that
she would be taking on the sex toy
champion
me in a battle to build the largest
empire and have the world record for
largest collection of sex
toys it was a silly idea a pipe dream
to challenge the overlord of orifice
plugs
the patriot of plastic [ __ ] the devil
of dildos
to take me on in this thunderdome my
home field sex toy collecting it was an
outlandish idea
but i welcomed the challenge and she is
a formidable foe
and only one day ago she was banned on
youtube
now there's no correlation between her
challenge to me our little competition
and her being banned i didn't have like
youtube assassins go out and take down
her channel
i think it's a load of dog [ __ ] the band
makes no sense her music videos aren't
any more sexual than the ones she was
imitating or
music videos like [ __ ] and [ __ ] i just
don't get it it's just an absolute
garbage decision
and i have no doubt she's going to get
her account back this isn't
the end of our competition this is only
the beginning
so i wanted to show off a little of my
collection so i broke out the two moby
huges i
busted out like another 50 or so dildos
and vibrators and some nipple pufflizers
those nipple suction cups that go over
your nipple and make it puff out like
it's a boss's weak spot in a video game
just to give you a little taste of my
collection so charlie thanks for
joining us today we were excited to
learn more about your upcoming contest
with belle delphine and i think we'll
just jump right in
first question is definitely are you
feeling nervous do you think she's going
to be able to beat you in this no nerves
are the sign of a weaker man i've
transcended the need for that kind of
fear dictating my life i have absolutely
no doubt in my mind that i will be able
to easily wash the floor with bel
delphine's collection she
boasts having thousands of dildos which
i believe is just an outright lie kind
of like those old war tactics where the
generals would have the
people behead themselves in front of the
enemy to scare them i don't get afraid
that i absolutely don't believe she has
a thousand and even she even if she did
i'm pretty close to a thousand i'm
knocking on that door as well
so i just for me personally i just don't
see the need to even feel frightened or
intimidated whatsoever
so if if you win this competition sorry
when you win this competition
what's next for charlie um probably just
keep collecting hold my title defend it
to the best of my ability
when you become the world champion you
can't get lazy that's in fact when you
have to work the hardest when you reach
the top of the mountain
so when i get up there i'll just keep
training keep collecting and just
make sure that i have a real
stranglehold on the title you you said
bell
claims to be over a thousand may have
obtained them illegally you're knocking
on the door do you have anything that
you're really
thinking will put you over the top
i don't think there's anything in
particular i don't have like a manhattan
project of sex toys like
nothing too crazy i just think it's my
tenacity you see i just don't stop
fighting
you know like even when it came to
basketball as you know matthew sometimes
the opponent would hold the ball over my
head in a place that i couldn't
naturally reach due to my height but
i just climb up them i'd start climbing
right up their tits and just get the
ball down
because i'm a fighter i don't give up i
got you know no matter what the case is
like if i'm hanging off a cliff and i'm
hanging on by a finger i'm hanging on
all day
i just there's no quit in my body and i
think that's what makes me a scary foe
in any field really not just sex toy
collection and i too want to play dirty
in the pig pins so i'm getting really
nasty with my collection
adam and eve has sent me numerous crates
full
shipping containers on many freighting
boats coming my way full of sex toys
i only unleash like a five percent of my
full arsenal today during the photo
shoot so you didn't get to see the whole
kit and caboodle
but if anyone out there wants to collect
any of their on their own they can use
code defense
avenue.com to get 50 off an item free
shipping us and canada
with some exclusions huge catalog you
can find a ton of those things assuming
i haven't already
wiped out their whole inventory so
that's code defense at adamandeve.com
i just wanted to ask about your nickname
the rasputin of sex toys
and see what the back story is there
obviously
this comes from the old russian
operative rasputin i believe it was
during the 1600s when jack the ripper
was still at large in the uh
european hemisphere rasputin was a
he was an eccentric man he he loved a
lot of things he loved fine dining he
loved all the the
finer things in life luxurious and one
day
he was conspired against by the people
he trusted most like family to him
they came up and they tried to poison
him but they didn't realize how strong
rasputin's system was his immune system
his body he was made out of steel that
man
so he ingested the poison no problem
whatsoever say they go back to the
drawing board back in the huddle john
madden come up with a new play
and then they decided they're just going
to stab him a lot well they
underestimated his skin yet again they
stabbed him a lot he was dying for blood
loss
they eventually put him in this like
freezer unit right
and then they tossed the entire freezer
into a river
but it didn't kill him
that's pretty much right now so well
much like
nikola tesla uh i i i love
to [ __ ] you know any any parting words
for belle before the
the final competition commences just
wishing you the best of luck she's she's
been great
i'm assuming that she's still taking
this as seriously as she was a week ago
so i hope that she can continue with
that momentum and make it a very close
contest
i'm looking forward to seeing the entire
collection that she's
accrued over the last two weeks or so
the photography unit from vogue was
unable to get like a ton of pictures of
all the dildos because i mean at the end
of the day it's just a bunch of dicks
and [ __ ] so i'm just going to show you
like a clump picture
of like i don't know like 20 of my
dildos because i didn't feel like
breaking them all out
just to show you what like a little [ __ ]
dumpster of my sex collection looks like
like this is just like a small iota of
of some of it
i also have a lot of other [ __ ] that's
not just dildo and rubber [ __ ] related
like i have
20 something bondage kits i could pretty
much arm an entire marching band with
bondage kits
i also have like a lot of sex swings and
body swings i tried to use the body
swing here with matt
but it didn't really work well we were
trying to make it look like you know
those
like in spongebob where the little guy
rides in on the big guy
was trying to do that but the the body
swing just wasn't really fit for that
kind of work
legs through no i'm standing on it all
right
wait you're supposed to yeah are you
supposed to put your legs all the way
through oh it wouldn't work
then i'd just be dangling at his ass
cheeks that's
yeah that's how you use it
all right all right you ready i'm ready
it's too bottom heavy let's go
i'm just going to take the choke
charlie's not even trying to help you
i'm gonna die all right set it all right
yeah we're good