[Music]
are we
[Music]
crackling it's okay now I hear there was
some crackles I've been told there was
[Music]
crackles crackles in the right ear hang
on hang on hang
on are we still
crackling that might have just been
CS
999x I could fix that but I'm just
curious when I close it are the crackles
gone oh man oh what do you know there's
no more
crackles how is the program generating
crackles that's what I want to know like
how does
computers all right
well we can fix that we'll use the
bizhawk
okay
uh I got
this I
think okay so this first one let me know
if there's
crackles
oh God that's really low the audio there
is is really low but if there's no
crackles then we can
continue that's that's a decent
[Music]
volume okay how's this from Mario's
first
Adventure
no crackles good okay great all right we
we've successfully defeated the crackle
demon the cock Goblin I almost
said um so this is uh what's this one
this one's called C3 demo of M1A I don't
know what that
means but uh apparently Mario's first
Adventure welcome to the C3 demo of M1A
it's been worked on for quite some time
I really hope you enjoy the game
create enjoy the game create Mario
begins
now okay I'll enjoy the game
[Music]
create I'm already enjoying the game
[Music]
create why does this music sound so
familiar is this Donkey Kong Country
Music
hey this is pretty good oh
[Music]
fuck dkc2 music oh it's pretty
good it's uh we're only going to be
doing a few levels of each one and I'll
let you know which one I think is the
best God damn it all right so I I might
rewind a little bit because we're not
we're not here to determine how good I
am at video games we're here to
determine how good these games are
fucking
hell what is with this jumping sound
effect what's this dick clam doing
here okay so this is level
one it's a me the info box the trail
looks hard don't you think it's not all
you have to do is hold B and X at the
same time and
run
this is the first level this is when you
get someone who's too good at the
game and they think everyone else can do
the things that they
do so they make the first levels
amazingly hard and it just gets harder
from there on
out oh my God all right so I mean it's
it looks good Mario looks really weird
why is Mario look like a
toddler Toddlers and tiara
starring look at that you can't even get
to the halfway more okay so
immediately the points are being
deducted for the
[Music]
difficulty because this is like not
considering anyone other than people
that know the game really well and this
is just level one I'm being hard on it
guys but I'm going to be hard on all of
the ROM Max
tonight anyway it plays well it looks
good it's based on Mario World so you
can't really go wrong with that
uh okay that's that's a little bit beans
that was
beans it's that door right
there find a warp in the level warps
only happen on a regular level it's not
in
castles all
right sounds are a bit broken but this
is so far Pretty good overall I think
this is great compared to what I was
expecting to be honest but um yeah this
is a little bit this is designed for
people that want a challenge which is
fine but let's see level two oh I tried
to do what the sign said didn't
work maybe I did it wrong but it didn't
work I pressed both both of those
buttons at the same
time it's the Mario World engine so I
mean I know how Mario World Works
generally but but that was not enough
room to cross that with no
incident okay there's a moon over
there all right let's just keep
[Music]
moving the sounds keep dragging out like
every now and then a jump just okay
then again this was made by a person
named Dao so I suppose you should just
expect hard when there's anything even
with any letters resembling the word
kaiso and this is Mario's first
Adventure that's the name of this guys
Mario's first Adventure is harder than
any of his second or third
Adventures
here let's let's just cheese
it so you got to pick it's like Pinko
guys oh my
God oh my God what is this level
design all right there you go that's how
you do that one so yeah I I'll be using
rewinds and stuff again just determining
the quality just going to see some I got
some good ones after this this should be
this is probably one of the better ones
I would
[Music]
say whoa yeah this level design is
weird you have to be so specific and
this is Mario this is Mario literally
just got out of diapers he just got out
of diapers
yesterday and I missed the
secret oh no that's not a secret that
just makes you do the whole thing all
over again
[Music]
okay so then you just keep stepping on
okay I see I see that's not too bad then
could be worse I guess I remember
playing Mario's Jesus Jesus Adventure a
while back and it had some weird
mechanics like
this there's got to be good ones in this
bunch
lot of different kinds of coins there's
blue coins there's green coins yellow
[Music]
coins what there's
crackle yeah that's that
is a result of the game it has to be I I
don't know or or the emulator I'm not
sure but anyway Tower travel let's just
take a quick look at
[Music]
it what is this
music anyway it looks interesting it's
it's kind of weird to start a Mario game
off on the volcano level right from the
start but that's that's Mario's first
Adventure you know he was forged in the
fires of Mount Doom and became the hero
we all know of him to be today here's
the thing though I haven't seen any
powerups for me Mario games are most fun
with
powerups and I haven't really seen any
it just seems like you're just baby
Mario and that's
[Music]
it oh
God all right that wasn't too bad of a
level oh look we got a
mushroom that looks pretty good that
looks Graphics are
good and tiu's haunted test just
a quick look all right
well listen to
[Music]
music this next game is called capture
the
cake if if it ever works I'm not
sure zilan
2012 that's when the world
ended oh hey Mario what's up
buddy Morton Koopa Jr has stolen a
delicious piece of cake from your fridge
better go find him and snatch it
[Music]
back
pipe
[Music]
dreams wait a
minute what is
this what is that right
there
oh okay that's normal point of advice
yellow dotted blocks are the ones uh
revealed when you hit them
okay okay so we've got blue Marios with
their mouths wide
open and we've got green Mario uh red
Marios with their mouths wide open and
those are the Koopas okay so that's the
shells there was something similar in
Mario World when you beat the game the
shells became Mario and Luigi but not
with their mouths wide open like
that okay so the level design here is a
little how should I
say weird um but not not bad not
terrible by any means I've seen I've
seen worse climb the palm trees to find
some hidden treasures and discover
secret
areas
oh football
man oh yeah football
[Music]
really bizarre choice of a turtle shell
also those things are not dick clams not
the ones I'm used
to wait let me rephrase that not the
ones I've seen in Mario games
[Music]
previously uh okay so this one's not too
bad so far it's it's far from the worst
one I've ever played either um it's just
kind of I don't know boring I
feel but maybe that's just because I've
I've played so many in the
past still got the
[Music]
key
okay go go okay
again really light on the
powerups I'm not sure why these ROM
hacks don't want us to have
fun what's SE BR you want a mushroom you
want a
firl I got this key for you bro we'll
make you carry it through the whole
level it won't even open
[Music]
anything that's all right bruh
pipe
dreams leaves are
Fallen all right so it's
Autumn and it's the same level no it's
not the same level it's the same theme
just
red kind
of
uh
well
I think we've seen enough of this one um
to be honest I don't know like what the
cake has to do with anything so there's
no real custom stuff aside from the
Mario shells like everything else is
just the same just
about except for the rainbow
UI um let's switch it up a
bit chaos
complex
so that's that's not too bad Mario's
cake Quest or whatever the fuck it's
called this one's called chaos complex
so there's going to be some
[Music]
Edge so far nothing looks
different have I been
[Music]
rused give me a second
[Music]
here
uh wrong button
fuck think I just froze the game by
accident frame
Advance uh where's the where's the fast
forward I guess that is fast forward
it's frame
Advance what the hell is this it's
it's there's nothing different
here why the fuck is it called chaos
[Music]
complex all right time to reprogram the
game with a bunch of turtle shells and
glitched Yoshi maybe I'll set a speed a
speed
record you know though seriously I think
maybe I did something wrong wrong hang
[Laughter]
on I
don't yeah this looks like it's not
working I think chaos complex is
fucked all right never mind
that excellent chaos complex very
good
oh yeah hang on a
[Music]
second lunar IPS yeah I probably have to
do this
manually give me a second
guys I know I have to uh I was wondering
why the file was included give me give
me a sec I I'll get this I'll get this
worked out in a
jiffy
fucking you go through all the trouble
to include it just patch it you know
just what are you what are you doing man
patch the thing patch
it okay so we're going to
apply
uh hang
on let's see if I can do this quick
quickly I think I
can all
right got it all right now we've got
something here now we've got chaos
complex here we go for your pleasure for
your
health someone just emailed me Pretzel's
mansion
I wanted to create a 3D game all Luigi's
Mansion I I might I might come back to
this sometime Jacob presents okay so now
we have a name for this developer Jacob
it's called
hack I didn't know that was
[Music]
legit what after playing funky for the
10,000th consecutive time a secret key
exit has appeared what could this be
what's
[Music]
funky oh right funky yeah the funky
levels collect 50 purple coins before
the time Runs
[Music]
Out
okay so it's just collect the
[Applause]
coins oh come on come
on this is way less
[Music]
funny at least that previous hack was
like you
know the developer the Creator was
talking to me like I was one of his own
own I don't I don't see any of that
happening here okay so this the
developer
Jacob way less
friendly and and I don't even know where
to go cuz there's no signs everywhere so
I'm lost I'm already
[Music]
lost well let's let's hope I don't have
to collect every single coin maybe I can
miss a
few
[Music]
God damn
it I'm stuck in the bullet
pit um yeah I don't know this is yeah
you need all 50 I think all right well
that was just hack so moving on this
next next one is called hack two oh
no so this is yeah this is hack two guys
the
sequel golden Yoshi presents oh wait a
minute oh what is this
remix oh it sounds not good
[Music]
info what is what's info
level please choose a help
topic this is what Mario needed all
along a recipe
recipe wow well thanks for the dip
[Music]
recipe each jump will cost one coin make
sure to collect every coin use your jump
[Music]
sparingly okay that's kind of
cool
so you can only jump a certain amount of
times and then that's it then you're out
of
jumps interesting but if I didn't have
save states this would suck
graphically it looks really
[Music]
good fuck
sake so yeah every coin you collect is a
jump I I think that's great that is a
really good
[Music]
mechanic and I've known some shit
[Music]
mechanics God damn it you have to all
right so this is a little
bit like really hard a little bit really
[Music]
hard because you need that shell and you
need jumps and I don't have
[Music]
either
cool
beans feathers in this level give Mario
Wings Press B to repeatedly
fly let's let's check out
whoa this is
interesting let's check out some of the
various you know game mechanics cuz it
seems like almost every level has
something new going on
here a shame it's only just called hack
cuz I mean who the fuck is going to find
a game called hack and be like oh yeah
I'll play that like it should be called
like Mario's evil time gods or like
Mario challenge or something I think
it's a lot better than Hack and hack
two right
on transform some enemies into other
enemies press the R button to give it a
try
oh
okay
wow this is a hell of a
[Music]
[Applause]
thing
come here Mr Football I need you Mr
[Music]
Football you got to jump Mr Football
man got to
[Music]
jump fuck flashbacks of kaiso coming
[Music]
back
I this is this is really good this is
really clever
shit but you know trying to figure out
how to do all the little
things I'm sure it would take a little
while so let's just keep moving we'll do
a few more levels of hack and and
we'll we'll try some other
stuff hurry up your coin count will
decrease by one if it reaches zero you
will
[Music]
die again really clever look they even
have
little um snowsuits on the Koopas the
Coopers
[Music]
sorry
oh
[Music]
here let's do this
[Music]
right shit not enough all right fuck
this level
[Music]
next
[Music]
banging Mario will automatically
alternate between normal jumping and
spin jumping hold the B button for a
[Music]
boost okay so he's automatically
jumping I see I see how this
works again without safe States and
rewinds this would be a
bitch but
really really
[Music]
clever
[Music]
okay and one more we'll check
[Music]
out spiffy we have 4,000 viewers welcome
guys thanks grab a boo mushroom to
safely pass through lighter colored
walls and enemies for a brief amount of
time
okay so first we have to like fucking
get a boo
mushroom okay
then and dope last one last
one oh no a sneaky little Bandit is
running off of the cake catch it before
it reaches the
end
hey hey get the fuck back here this
isn't Mario's cake
adventure oh God this level design
reminds me of
[Music]
Zuul I'm pretty sure the cake is long
gone by now yeah it's
gone Morton the time God is up to his
old tricks Mario
[Music]
I was doing pretty good for a second
[Music]
there hey I did
it all right one more I'm going to do
the tower the grand
finale you can only enter the pipe on
the right if you found all 20 exits
oh never mind then
jump on enemies eight times in a row to
teleport to the next
[Music]
area so this really this really tests
your
abilities
next is jigs Saw's
test so I'm assuming this has something
to do with the saw
[Music]
franchise this better not be
disappointing cuz I'm expecting
greatness from
jigsaw I want to see some like real
fucking psychological shit going on like
this you hear that
noise that's the level of psychological
damage I expect
jigsaw there he is there he is on the
wall
jigsaw
spooky Mario you may not know me but I
certainly know you in fact everyone
across the globe knows your name time
and time again you rescue the lives of
others but you possess the ability to
save your
own
you're confined in a sec secluded Cellar
nothing comes in and nothing comes out
it's up to you to find an exit I would
be breathless if you
succeed I don't know what jigsaws voice
sounds like I don't remember so Mario do
you actually possess the will to live
the surface is just through the door
live or die the choice is
yours
[Music]
um you fucking
[Music]
W
so am I just expected to find the exit
like
[Music]
randomly okay so you can't go on
either you found a rusty oh of course I
saw the Rusty Hammer there I I knew it
was
there can I use it to break the
door you broke the mirror with the
hammer that's bad luck you know wow this
is really fucking in
weird but kind of amazing for a Mario
game when you are surrounded by Darkness
follow the light in your heart well you
know Luigi I don't know if I ever told
you this but my true love is actually
pretzel yeah it's not you
[Music]
Luigi all right well I have um some
lovely advice to follow my
heart
[Music]
oh
Mario I've been looking for him for a
week he went off with someone named the
puzzle piece or something I don't know
where he
is told me he and this pretzel guy were
getting together for a lunch
[Music]
meeting
um this this kind of sucks gotta say it
kind of sucks a little
bit I don't know like how to look in the
drawers I've I've tried this is as far
as I can tell the only way to
look um I would like to jump on the
right
platform I have no idea how to do
[Music]
that all right so maybe it's somewhere
hang
on maybe it's somewhere over here like
if I fall down through the ladder oh did
it another
note follow the
blood that doesn't help
me
[Music]
I follow the blood the blood's right
[Music]
there I can't get over
[Music]
there oh this is this is
poop okay I I maybe just press the wrong
button
again what is this fucking frame Advance
bullshit oh no wonder frame Advance is
the wrong thing I'm looking for Fast
Forward hang on I found it frame Advance
will
do some something I won't use right
bracket
okay okay here we go we're going to skip
ahead and let's see what
happens
when the timer runs
out oh wait someone said spin jump hang
on wait a second that's actually
clever you bastard you bastard you were
right you have found a knife with a
note how much pain are you willing to
suffer in order to save your own life
the clock is ticking live or
die
is that enough pain for you puzzle
piece
[Music]
dead
okay I can fit here now okay
okay you're running out of time I
suggest you return to the
beginning okay
[Music]
okay oh you notice something behind the
table you push the table aside find a
lever you try flipping it but you're
currently too weak in your current
[Music]
state too weak in my current
[Music]
state all right so the knife
I would
[Music]
assume oh my
God time's running out I would assume I
need a mushroom or
something
[Music]
fuck die and
restart see but you can't do that you
you need
[Music]
to spin jum before you cut yourself get
to the table push the lever there are no
mushrooms okay all right why am I still
playing this guys I don't know but we're
going to do this one more
[Music]
time
oh you need to actually find the note
before you can break the blood
blocks it's kind of bad design but all
right so you need to stab yourself once
activate cut yourself once okay this is
really bizarre okay
fine there's
once
um
what I can't push the
[Music]
table go to the right of the ladder in
the
[Music]
dark
it's weird because I don't even like
this rom hack and I can't stop playing
it go to the right flatter when you're
small oh right right right hang on you
have a point
[Music]
there nope not there maybe something
over
here
no when you cut open the lever go back
to the room with the blood room
oh upon entering you notice an area that
was previously not open God damn it it's
like just try
everything maybe you'll get
lucky I take it this wasn't the ex it if
you are listening to this message it's
because you have failed you let your ego
and your pride get hold of you do not
realize what was written right before
your eyes
okay not even Jumpman could cross you
found yourself desent uh a decent supply
of oxygen but you are doomed to spend
the rest of your days within this pit of
despair and lost hope game over all
right well fuck
you
not even Jumpman
himself but yet I can't stop playing
[Music]
this did I win I commend you on your
success you have kept it calm during the
time where most would Panic however this
is not the end this is hardly the
beginning There Will Be Blood oh
this is the end of our little Tech
demo get the fuck out of here
really I don't even want to see what
happens when the time runs out I'm
pissed that was kind of
poop this next one's called Mario's
catastrophe
so I no
idea you are win Tech demo
complete welcome to melodia oh no is
this oh no is Mario a
[Music]
composer we've been sailing for days now
I don't know what we what he intends to
do once we arrive but he sure seems
desperate to spend a large amount of
time getting there why did I even agree
to come I should just give up
[Music]
composing upon hearing the news of the
new land called called melodia Mario
quickly hurries to see the wonders of it
however he will see far
more
yes far
more clef's Decision One
oh what is this
music oh what is
this machine guns of course the one game
that is centered around music is broken
to the point where the music is
fucked that makes makes everything so
much better the one game the one rom
hack that was specifically
[Music]
music upon stumbling into this war torn
land machine guns fired
everywhere yeah I think we're done with
this one one I think we finished this
one here I I'll do a different one now
we'll do a jet
[Music]
ski jet ski
full inappropriate jet ski okay that was
not official Luigi seal of approval not
include oh God damn
[Music]
it welcome to inappropriate jet ski 19
get ready for nonsensical everything oh
no is it trying to be
nonsensical
Frosty freezy
freeze cold place is cold better not
slip away see what I did there all right
this is the opposite of the previous one
the chaos one that we loved so
much this is like a strict attempt to be
random penguin of Doom style Spork of
Destiny fuck
[Music]
off
[Music]
uh the level design is
is you you can see what's going on here
it's it's not terrible I guess
but it's not
terrible it's like just swim through
tight corners and and not get
hit the music broke because you're not
using the correct look I understand that
that's fine I'm sure that rom hack was
great was cool and everything but
uh that's fine I'm
good box of Justice here's some cool
super effects code written by ersen plot
bra sex with color or merge cach to stop
[Music]
Loop
[Music]
what
[Music]
what I don't know what the words are in
this game
anymore I've been trying to process that
sentence it's like the Louis black
comedy special where he's like if it
weren't for my horse I wouldn't have
spent that year in college like my mind
just broke trying to understand that
sentence
and I gave it a fair shot plot bruh
what's up bruh what's up bruh you
looking for some plot bruh we got that
for you br if you need
[Music]
it yeah yeah I'm good next level is
digging a mole
[Applause]
[Music]
hole
impatience okay this level is at
least uh there's moles can't deny that
we got some
moles there's a key over there and I'm
ready for the next level
plot
[Music]
bra Amazing Grass
[Applause]
cave this grass cave here is pretty
amazing amazing amazing
[Music]
what so I understand why the word
amazing was misspelled now I get it
[Music]
[Applause]
[Music]
okay next
level spoiler he
[Music]
dies no
Yoshi
no why would you let Yoshi die you have
no feelings stop playing right now you
guy without feelings I am so
sad
I got I got trolled I just got
trolled hang on we need we need to do
one more look I give him you know an
attempt there's an attempt here this
volcano has lots of ninjas you should
keep an eye on
them
Colonel keep an eye on them
all right and one more level that's all
I can well there's only two left but
we'll just do super pipe Town welcome to
Super pipe town it's super because has
lots of pipes though I don't see why
it's called town this game's Creator is
mad he's he's wacky and he's mad and
he's giving away a car for
free come to Crazy lose sofa Emporium
you'll be the sofa
king
all right an attempt was made next is uh
well just blob wow we haven't even got
to the Sonic games yet I think you guys
are going to like really love the Sonic
games if you if you like these at
all just
blob
[Music]
okay start off with some good music oh
this looks
interesting
right okay the music is a little
[Music]
dis
okay so it's recreating that song with
the mar Mario sound font hello this is
our hero for today blob his friends are
kidnapped by the evil Dr blue it's up to
you to rescue
[Music]
them okay this looks
[Music]
cool seem bit small but you can jump
like one of the best try
[Music]
it yeah you can jump really
high
okay tell me I'm not the only one that
sees a cock and balls directly above
[Music]
me if you want to go down these blocks
just press down and you'll fall through
[Music]
them break them with shooting them
little red orbs you've collected
[Music]
oh so that refreshes so you can collect
more orbs or Fireballs in this case
[Music]
but so the coins actually serve a
purpose they're they
[Music]
ammo
well there's wall
jumping BL blobs um are in vulnerable to
shooting I think this is great so far
this is this is the one of the best ones
[Music]
yet
[Music]
I I can't not see cock and balls though
guys I I think that's my problem I'm I'm
sorry to give you that problem as well
but that was my
problem but yeah this is it's a good
game it's it's you know it's cute the
aesthetic is good um plays well it's got
a few twists on the standard formula and
um the music is Kirby I can't really
complain too much about
that overall I'm I'm actually impressed
this is so far my favorite one you know
not in terms of humor but in terms of
gameplay and and something unique this
is the best one yet I really really like
[Music]
it this is like Tucker gone
[Music]
right okay let's see we'll do a few
[Music]
levels how do we do this now go like
[Music]
[Applause]
okay Yoshi's Island music yeah
[Music]
all
[Music]
right little cock and bollocks
fella very
good and that is the
[Music]
goal
so this is very good I recommend blob
for anyone who's looking for a fun
Mario this is Mario Land music right
from the Game Boy
[Music]
game I'm sure it gets better too I'm
sure there's a lot of cool levels uh I
would recommend it so anyway I've seen
enough for now and we continue
[Music]
on
sorry
blob we continue on with lost on the
islands that's the name of it lost on
the islands so like what's lost on the
is something lost on the islands are we
lost on the islands are the islands
lost we'll find out next
time on Vine sauce it's only a demo shit
all right oh no you have been lost on
the famous Lost Islands okay so we're
lost on them and the the islands are
lost as well okay you're going to have
to find a way out of
here Misty Island
okay this is the first Lost
Island Beware of the red piranha plants
they can hurt you but they vanish when
you press a silver P switch but they are
rare okay I'm seeing some all right
they're
[Music]
rare
famous Lost
Islands yes the red piranha plants do
indeed hurt I can't deny that um so the
graphics are pretty vanilla but a few
minor a few minor things that I'm
noticing to keep
it a little bit different
looking doesn't look
terrible it's uh pretty standard stuff I
would say
[Music]
so those silver
things they just
turn them into
[Music]
coins I did not misspell slav simulator
it's not slave simulator it's slav
simulator I'm just saying that's up next
well after the Sonic games
[Music]
all right I'm a little bored um Mario
goes to the Adventure
Park so we'll rapid fire a few more of
these I got caught up on that chaos
one uh so we're a little caught up there
but I'll just do a few more Mario ones
that seem interesting so this is Mario
goes to the Adventure Park as you can
see and he is is Mario is boring so he
goes to the Adventure Park all right
that's that's all the story you need
Mario's boring he wants some Adventure
he goes to the
[Music]
park the pretzel game does not exist the
person was just asking if he could make
it I I'm going to say
yes so this is a
park
[Music]
I suppose it is looks like the
background to Adventure
[Music]
Island the music is really
[Music]
Derpy
[Music]
yeah this this is another one of
those like kind of light reskins but
with with not a lot of interesting stuff
happening so far maybe there will be I'm
not sure let's do Wario's return
next there's actually a file in the
folder called don't read me
so I'm not going to read
it right fuck now I'm curious thanks for
download thanks for downloading my hack
it's the demo
one so don't worry do don't not worry
about the status bars title screen and
other minor things I will chance later I
will chance
lather
guys I will chance Lether also sorry for
my bad English oh shit now I feel bad I
will not put credits in this version but
thanks to all my Brazilians
friends okay so this is Wario's
return we're going to chance
lather Wario was traveling on his ship
when he found finally finally found an
island when he stopped there attacked
some Pirates attacked him I'm so my
brain God help
me Mario 3 music
if you collect five Wario coins you will
gain one life
[Music]
okay hey remember those
enemies from uh oh God my voice is is
shot
tonight it's like I'm 15 all over again
I'm officially
30 in 24 hours this is the last 20 24
hours of me being in my 20s guys so
let's let's make it special shall we
with me playing shitty Mario and Sonic
hacks and voice cracking all over the
[Music]
place so it looks like a
colored version of The Game Boy games
the first game boy game with some Mario
World
stuff um it's not terribly unappealing
it's it's
[Music]
okay I tell you what though this is
probably one of the best faces I've ever
seen it's like a mix of both Bert and
Ernie oh my God
God also someone sent me a um I I forgot
to mentioned this the other day but it
was really really cool and I'm grateful
and I will post a picture at some point
someone sent me a toad amiibo painted
Vine saw
[Applause]
style Bernie Burton Ernie Bernie it's
not Wario it's
Bernie
[Music]
hang on guys there's there's a
one I knew something was weird about
this face
look look at this
face I saw
it wanken at
[Applause]
Bernie why why dear God did this machine
gun start now we were I thought we were
past this I thought we were past the
machine
[Music]
gun fuck I'm done I'm
[Music]
done Mario's endless Adventure so that
was decent I'm sure it's it's pretty
good the level design wasn't that bad
and it reminded me a lot of that war
game on the Game Boy so maybe it's good
I don't
[Music]
know okay shit's real now
guys this is Mario's endless Adventure 2
leaked escape from koopet
trees regular color P patterns press
eight I'm not using any of
those every want to sleep you could hear
a
voice is this in a regular color pattern
I can't
tell wait wait wait wait wait was that
sweet dreams are made of this
these sweet dreams are made of
these no
can't I can't read that that that seems
irregular here's some really low weird
crackles okay we lost sound yeah I
definitely am using the wrong emulator
for this that's 100% without without a
doubt
okay guess
what I am not playing
this it's not compatible with bizhawk
and I'm not trying the other one CU that
one
crackles
so next
is the coin hunt from White Yoshi
[Music]
egg
[Music]
the rent is due and Mario is run out of
money quick help him find some
more all right that's all I needed to
know cuz you know I support Mario
oh this is really black and white
starkly black and
white collect all the coins before the
time runs out all right so it's one of
these
[Music]
I mean is this just I'll pose the
question to you guys for you all to
answer yourselves
individually is this an art style or is
this just
[Music]
cheating we're going to be homeless
Luigi I got to pay the
rent I got to go to black and white
land Mario I'll
work look Luigi playing Dungeons and
Dragons with your imaginary friends
doesn't count as work
Luigi okay you know what this looks like
remember the ti 86 calculator
games that we uh you know we We snuck
Mario on to and uh all those other games
that were just shit but we played them
in math class because why not
not for those that don't know there was
a calculator called the ti 86 which was
basically had the computing power of a
toaster but um people managed to figure
out how to put games on it and they were
really hard to look at it was just black
or white those were the colors so Game
Boy had four tones that had two this
looks like what you would see on
that or is it TI 83
I don't know I got the number wrong
[Music]
perhaps man I got to find my my
calculator my old calculator maybe I
still have it maybe I can stream some
calculator
games they got better I mean the
calculators are now you know you can
actually see them in
[Music]
color
[Music]
you do that at school still that's still
happening you guys are still why am I
still playing this that's a real
question so far nothing is that has
happened has kept my attention this is
the coin hunt too I should have learned
my lesson but I
haven't all right okay this one looks
like it's in
[Music]
color kind of all right so we've
upgraded to TI
[Music]
96 same
music no fucks given same music oh look
look it's Luigi time well I don't have a
second controller so we're done with the
coin hunt um Mario okay Windows Mario
World this is our last or potentially
second to last Mario for the night let's
just say it's the last then we'll move
on to Sonic and then I have some other
cool stuff for you guys but we'll you
guys are really these have have been
good overall I have to say compared to
what we're about to see oh my
God oh my
God welcome to the demo version of
Windows Mario
World
welcome you've got
fail all right we start with Windows
95 hit blocks with question marks
receive
hints um every level there's five
compact discs okay so it's Yoshi coins
just I got
you Mega Man
[Music]
music
some nice crackles when you hit
blocks that's
cheap okay this is pretty cool um I'm
hearing some really nasty
crackles did you heard
that when the windows icon is getting
shot out of a cannon that's when it's at
its
[Music]
worst it's good it's pretty good level
design so far is simple but I'm assuming
that
changes um as you play through different
operating
[Music]
systems
yeah I'm actually really impressed by
this good thing I carry that spr oh wait
no and again these are all Mario World
in case you couldn't tell I'm sure most
of you were able to tell but this is all
Mario World
stuff which seems to be one of the most
heavily ROM hacked Mario games of all
time if not the most I'm not not sure
but it's the ones I see the most hacks
for or Mario World
[Music]
so right I want to get through this
level quickly so we can see the next one
and then start
[Music]
Sonic I feel like I'm carrying the the
fucking lawn gnome around in halflife 2o
carrying the spring
around
[Music]
plus a lot of pluses on those
[Music]
windows a little
repetitive not going to
lie it's a little repetitive but it's
okay I guess Windows 98 look at that so
each
time the darker hard drives on the
Overworld have two different
exits does this look like Windows 98 or
I can't
tell is it actually like a visual
[Music]
upgrade okay yeah I mean it is cool it
is a bit repetitive it's
uh not in a bad way not necessarily in a
bad way it's it's still pretty
[Music]
good pretty spot on yeah that's
good well we need to do one more windows
to see the real aesthetic upgrade so
I'll do this last
[Music]
level I guess when you have something as
rich as this as a theme you kind of hope
that they they do a little bit more but
it's still Mario you know it's still
same enemies um same
powerups you know jump through on the
blocks it's not really anything like
there's no glitches or errors that you
have to fight there's
no you know popup ads or anything like
that or a you know virus or
whatever so it's pretty I think there's
a little bit more that could have been
done with the theme but that's just
nitpicking
[Music]
and I will say that I think this is one
of the best ones I've played tonight one
of the top three or four I would say
first being the one that Tucker made of
course here we go Windows
2000 okay now look mirc oh my God
memories is this some Blaster Master
music
[Music]
looks like they they got it
[Music]
mostly it's really not a whole lot of
difference anyway
[Music]
but oh it would be a lot of work to
really add like new mechanics and
stuff but okay this one strikes me as a
little odd this might not be the best
finess for this but this one's called
tvw I don't know what that means but
this will be our last Mario for the
night we'll do it real quick see what
it's
like shit oh shit fit I thought it said
shit fit
tvw welcome to Tiny variety World enjoy
three unique stages run up chickens
visit switches or enjoy some Nostalgia
[Music]
okay Barnyard Mayhem
switchless Castle is that Final Fantasy
6
asset all
[Music]
right I don't know what game this is
star Tropics Mario Tropics that makes
sense
[Music]
right again sorry about the
crackles
[Music]
missing one chicken
[Music]
collector that's a Joshy did they say
Joshy
[Music]
Joshy look high and low for the chickens
that is Link's
[Music]
Awakening is that a chicken do that
count as one that's Link's Awakening
Music isn't
it the chickens are
[Music]
coins okay so we we get the idea collect
chickens and finally switchless
[Music]
castle switchless castle
[Music]
huh I was going for the the speed run up
until I got hit by that
thing all
right all right guys why don't we take 2
minutes take a break stretch your legs
take a piss
whatever and I'll be back with the Sonic
games and we'll find out which ones are
good which ones are bad now again I'm
not comparing Mario to Sonic necessarily
because there's so many different ROM
hacks for each game that if I were to
say Mario ROM hacks are better overall
I'd be talking out my ass so literally
I'd like like Ace ventur Style so I'm
not going to do that what I'll do
instead is we'll choose our
favorites from the ones that we see per
you know per mascot so we're not going
to play favorites because I'll tell you
what these are going to be worse these
are going to be real
bad and some of those were real good so
stick around for like
two or three minutes I'll be right back
going to get something to drink and we
will get the Sonic shitty games started
see you very shortly