hi hello my name is Danny and I'm Brian
and we have such exciting news for you
yeah uh something we've been dreaming of
our whole lives hold on hold on I have a
hair on my lip you got it you got it got
something we've been dreaming of our
whole lives is finally happening we are
coming to Europe Europe Europe in the UK
yeah it's amazing it's we' we've always
dreamt of doing this and doing shows
there and now it's happening so let us
tell you about them shall we uh these
are we have a lot of dates so hopefully
you guys can come to some and we're
going to start out on Wednesday the 16th
of October in Dublin Dublin Dublin
Ireland at fcker Street yeah and
Thursday October 17th will be at Oxford
UK uh at the Oxford Academy 1 yep uh
Sunday the 20th of October in London at
the London electric Ballroom uh
Wednesday October 23rd Manchester UK at
Manchester Academy 2 2 uh Friday the
25th of October in urgh UK at the liquid
room yeah eidenberg and uh
the 27th of October will be in Amsterdam
uh at the milk V the milk yeah that's a
that's a v always wanted to play yeah I
love that place uh Tuesday the 29th of
October in Berlin Germany at the Kastle
house uh Wednesday October 30th copen
hog and Denmark uh at Vega my favorite
Street Fighter character and my favorite
star oh wow uh Saturday the 2nd of
November we're coming to Stockholm at I
believe this is pronounced fuset yeah or
fry fryes
r y screen somewhere one and uh we're
not Swedish and we don't speak Swedish
and Monday the 4th of November we'll be
finishing our uh European tour uh at
Oslo Norway at the Centrum scene Centrum
scene uh tickets for all these things go
on sale uh on Wednesday the 12th of June
at 10:00 a.m. local time so you go to
ninjasexparty.com that's the website for
our band which is called ninja sex party
we probably should have said that sense
if you're watching this you probably
knew that but if you didn't hi andom is
short for. Communications that's right
because we're all about Communications
so uh go to ninjasexparty.com Wednesday
the 12th of June 10: a.m. local time you
can get links to all these tickets
that's when they go on sale and we are
we're so excited to see all you guys uh
there this is our first time ever
performing in Europe uh all these cities
are are new to us first Ninja Sex Party
show ever and we just kind of can't
believe it's happening it's amazingly
exciting and we love you and we'll see
you soon bye mAh
hey I'm gr I'm not so gr and where the
game
GRS what's up baby boys and girls and
everything else what's up lizards I yeah
I don't know I don't know why that was
the first oh it's a joust it's a
yst you've been Victorious what's up
people named Jason and Stephanie
and everyone else yeah but just know
that you are all a distant second to the
Jason's and Stephanies out there God
damn it Aaron Jason wouldn't [ __ ] up the
Jou neither would Stephanie Stephanie
would like rock the Jou the rest of you
fars I'm like oh first minute the rest
of you mother
fathers mother fathers I don't know
about you got to knock him off dude oh
yeah you got to take him out so they can
cross the bridge safely wait wait check
this out oh oh oh oh
now yeah dude dumbass I
mean you're not a dumbass if you get
shot by an arrow it's just kind of
unfortunate dude whatever I thought you
were on my side I am on your side I'm
just saying like there's no need to be
unkind to him oh God but he's a dumbass
dude [ __ ] him oh I mean no definitely
murder him but like be a gentleman about
it oh you're you're p like well I just
want to say the truth situation in this
like [ __ ] come on he's a
dumbass look at him he's coming at the
hero of time with
[Laughter]
ah I think you got him look that little
pig
butt oh no what if he got like a you
know like a restart like I do oh where'd
that come from uh
space Oh sick space key
nice space
key she just looks like a photo of a
person she yeah it's strange nice honey
keep up the good
work yeah I like that you basically gave
the voice of Audrey 2 from Little Shop
of Horrors oh yeah fade me
seeo I've never seen little shot before
never never in my life it's a very
popular movie I want to see it it sounds
so fun it creeped me out when I was a
kid I didn't like it whenever I go and
hang out at karaoke people sometimes do
songs from it and they're [ __ ]
hilarious yeah it's a little bit like
it's a little got a little Rocky Horror
Picture Show kind of vibe to it oh look
they're sending friendly notes to you
but like actually good and not
accidentally good they're Aaron they're
welcoming You by lighting your way wow
thank you friends suck
you oh I think you have to get rid of
the arrow how do I do that I don't know
how the [ __ ] do I do
that slash at it or put it out try
shooting it with another arrow oh use
your Gale Boomerang got it oh oh God
that fire is spreading um whoa hey put
it out okay that was close yeah that was
close what the hell's going on
here what do you want me to
do open that gate honey damn girl all
right
um
um um oh I got to use the
key the one that I just got that's
called gate key you're just like weirdly
like standing there like uh
yeah [ __ ] wait for me trample
you Jesus sorry honey now we'll wait for
you tell that lazy ass kid in the cart
to get up and pull his
weight I'm
D I'm dying
of your excuses I yeah never mind
[ __ ] get out
get heck off maybe you should use your
arrows to kill them I don't have arrows
really I'm out of arrows that's not good
I stopped well in that case you're doing
an outstanding job of drawing their fire
well yeah I'm distracting them except
for that one well I got
him yeah you tornadoes dude pretty sure
he stole someone what no no did he no
okay oh yeah I just heard them scream
and saw a lot of activity on his
horse hell yeah dude hey the horse is
running in circles looks like it's
startled by the bomb [ __ ] look at your
map and do something before they drop
another bomb look at your map what what
are you talking about look at your map
oh cuz we're running in circles I just
[ __ ] kill him yeah that's I would
have loved it if that's what you've done
from the beginning well I didn't
remember that I had a
sword oh that's why it looks like there
were two bodies oh you uh
okay don't [ __ ] light my [ __ ] on fire
you're [ __ ] they're human beings my love
is my only desire Your
Love lyc sorry sorry uh make that your
love are these guys going to there's so
more there more I thought I just
exterminated them all there so many
is get the H out of here get the H out
of here
okay good stuff good stuff good stuff
yeah oh yeah all right back on the
trail don't oh fudge
well
well gotcha gotcha got you slashy slashy
slashy hit your face in the face wait
this is hard to concentrate on for me
really yeah like it's making my eyes go
all crazy oh the yeah the like shifting
camera is kind of
I'll save
[Laughter]
you that might be my favorite moment in
any Zelda playthrough we've ever done
breath of the wild
yes that was so goddamn hilarious and
that and um you [ __ ] like yes that also
mea I've drained my nugs once or twice
mostly just into the sea though
we we've had amazing times we reminisce
dude that's what we do
whoa oh my God how many are there I
don't know man but I'm [ __ ] sick of
it are you are you killing them actually
I I think so yeah I think I just have to
a [ __ ] oh this is a heck of a time to go
exploring I'm not exploring I'm just
there's always a bomb here yeah well
that's what you have to do to um what
does it [ __ ] say mid now she said
look at your map and you have to get rid
of the bombs oh look at my map what the
hell are you talking about I don't know
that's what she
said I don't see any [ __ ] bombs I'm
unclear I hear those damn horse
whistles oh it's the [ __ ]
bird Bird's dropping the damn
bombs ah right you are okay that
explains it and you're almost dead I
didn't even realize there was a bird
there I didn't actually see that either
probably cuz my eyes were all
wonky you have an excuse that in in
storytelling that's called Czech off's
gun I didn't see it on account of my
crazy eyes uh yeah I'm out of arrows oh
[ __ ] that's an issue can you kill can
you kill with a slingshot I oh
interesting suppose I can try stop
throwing the damn bombs you freaking
jerk jerk weed you going die where the
hell is that bird where is that
confounded bird there it is over here
bird what's up
bird you want to hang out with me what
what I can't hit him while he's over
there a he's got plot armor what is
this bird oh you son of a [ __ ] there
you go kill him stab him oh I can do
that can I yeah
gotcha [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah I got him
cool the cart might be on fire so it's
fine
okay I mean it it is on fire it is
unquestionably on fire but it's fine
when it's on fire okay oh no there's
another bird oh my freaking
Lord is this everyone's favorite part of
this game it's definitely not their
favorite part to watch sorry everyone
we're
trying fcking tough
dude maybe to going to get you going to
stab you maybe to kill the bird once
there okay okay okay got the
bird come on baby come on light them up
light them up you're going to get killed
by the bomb drops [ __ ]
wow can't say I didn't see it coming
yeah Oh Aaron spin Andrews laid back
with my my my
speeds Mone speeds
I had to buy some
spins is there any way that I can obtain
more
arrows I mean I'd imagine there is what
about in this grass ooh more Hearts I
like that what about in this
grass oh I need the
arrows I need the arrows to dispose of
the
creature
freck all right here we go maybe I can
take him down with the with the the the
rang the boomerang boom
oang but can't you just take it down
with the sword the bird yeah no you like
won't come down and swoop at me he's got
the bomb in his hand okay or his bomb in
his Talons or whatever the [ __ ] is you
want to stay near the cart in case it
catches on fire that's okay you sure you
can catch on fire a little
bit what my
[Laughter]
hero well you know yeah it's on fire
it's okay boom see it's gone wow
yeah you are you are the prince of the
realm so scary [ __ ] fire Jesus chill
out now now I'm putting my horse right
here so you don't [ __ ] run me over
this time
okay don't do it don't do it [ __ ] dude
okay all right you did it you good job
pushing me around pushing me around and
pushing me
downtown all right buddy all right you
[ __ ] bird yeah gotcha did I get you
no it just brings him down I guess come
come here come
here get out this is one of the hardest
things I've ever had to
watch oh no the cart's on fire yeah no
[ __ ] a well I was too busy a bird I was
doing other
[ __ ] ah it's going to [ __ ] flame
on it's Chris Evans before he was
Captain America uh-oh oh now the bird
wants a piece what is happening yeah I
[ __ ] get it just let me ah the
thing's on fire I'm going to hit you no
I can't the the truck oh boy oh no oh
it's really on fire
it's oh
God
[ __ ] oh my God
[Music]
they're dead oh my God [ __ ] jump ship
it just let themselves burn inside holy
[ __ ] that was [ __ ]
funny we go here we go again all right
you might want to well whatever it's
okay I'll stick with it when I'm done no
I was just going to say cut down the
grass um so you can get some hearts cuz
you're not at full health you're right
about one thing Dan
[Laughter]
that oh you always got your eye out on
[Music]
me right
wow ah why did you run right into the
Rock I don't know Aaron there was so
many other places you could have
run boy I don't get to me before it gets
a Goten
flame it's fine you're you're a crazy
man I'm a hero I'm the hero of time shut
up I know it's on fire the late Queen
there's about to be a couple more late
Queens if we don't [ __ ] put that
truck
out there you happy thrilled the power
of the wind elated now open the damn
gate and don't [ __ ] put so rude yeah
they just [ __ ] go for it he pushing
my horse okay it's like knock it off
will
you okay here comes [ __ ] bird number
one okay so there's multiple Birds great
now we know
[Music]
that kill the bird kill the bird the
bird kill the bird kill the bird oh my
God this is so much harder without bows
and arrows well maybe go get some well
there's none anywhere you got to go buy
them yeah go buy them that's what I'm
saying I can't I'm in the middle of a
mission oh God all right you [ __ ] ah
don't hit it
you hit
it it takes two to make oh [ __ ] oh he's
got it get him yes well done dude I'm a
[ __ ] Master what' you kill him with
uh the slingshot yes yeah dude excellent
now get back on the road stop oh no run
into a fence yes meant to do
that okay
you're doing much better this time all
right all right all right there's the
bird there's the bird yep shoot the damn
thing shoot the
damn a damn it yeah I know yeah I know
midna God I don't [ __ ] know just give
me a [ __ ] second give me a second
give me a second here I need a second I
need a minute we're all going to die
just give me a
second why don't you just spit on him
for [ __ ] sake like he's right
there ah
[ __ ] it's fine ah damn Rock God how do
we do this it's so hard spoiler owl
where are you when we need you hello
hey in the happening it's the
trees sorry spoiler God damn it who who
cares that movie is not very that's what
I was going to say I'm not no damn it it
happened again oh God Aaron a this sucks
suck this [ __ ] sucks these guys are
so [ __ ] ah we we are not ending this
episode until you beat this no I got to
I got to make it happen I
know yeah eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] and [ __ ]
die and burn in hell you goddamn warthog
riding [ __ ] goblins now that I
said this episode is not ending [ __ ] oh
my God Aaron it's
hard [ __ ] horse it's hard now that I
said that we're not ending this episode
until you beat
this you can cut to all of our
lovelies checking the time of like the
video it's like 3 and 1 half hours [ __ ]
there's the [ __ ] bird I got to get to
it die no
oh [ __ ] damn it wow wow I so I got to
get ahe when I'm on the bridge I got to
get just got to get a head start on the
[ __ ] Bridge yes that's defin so
stressed out right now I know dude I'm
freaking like my muscles are tight my
butthole is clenched there is no [ __ ]
that is coming out of this butthole for
hours thanks for the
update you're welcome God all right all
right all right all right I'm I'm way
ahead I'm way ahead I don't care if it
catches on fire [ __ ] deal with it is
it I do I turn right yes okay
yes I don't care I don't care you're on
fire great that's such a bummer woo what
a bummer okay okay the bird walk onto
the damn Bird shoot it shoot it shoot it
oh my [ __ ] God I shot it it wouldn't
let me [ __ ] shoot the damn slingshot
it made me
[ __ ] get off the [ __ ] War Hogs you
got you trash
monsters Jesus Christ
[Music]
oh it's not my finest
[Laughter]
moment oh it's on fire again no I'm
sorry I just I really am enjoying oh oh
F you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you yes
yeah but there's [ __ ] another one I'm
sure oh yeah there's there's like
three lock on to the
bird lock on to the
bird
no what is wrong with you oh there's a
bird oh [ __ ] off come at me bro come at
me got him okay yeah he's going to come
back you know it what I don't think he's
going to come back you don't think so I
think there's a limited of birds oh God
yeah there's just an unlimited amount of
guys if you don't kill the birds go just
go just go just go don't run into the
walls don't run into the fence you just
said the damn done Dan okay I'm just
saying everything's on fire dude stop
aiming at the [ __ ] guy aim at the
damn thing oh my God okay
okay Agony it's this damn [ __ ] auto
Target oh there's the damn bird okay get
him get him get him get him
get son of a [ __ ]
this [ __ ] sucks can you lock on to him I
I right
exactly man that would be great oh
goodness it won't let me lock like at
that exact moment it just won't let me
lock on to him holy [ __ ] so [ __ ]
finicky man it's so funny it's so funny
trying so hard I think I think this
might be our first official like Oh My
God moment of this play through oh no oh
no you'll never catch the bird now no no
no no no yes okay good okay all that's
left is the bird yes yes come on hit him
hit him hit
him
no I'm out of bullets oh no I'm out of
slingshot juice oh no oh how did you get
the other birds to attack you you
haven't killed one bird with a slingshot
I can't believe this [ __ ] I cannot
believe this
what am I doing wrong I have to be doing
something wrong try to oh God they're
killing you dude I know dude I know oh
boy the the the arrow doesn't [ __ ] it up
does it maybe if I just go ahead okay if
I can go to where the bomb is being
place and I wait for the [ __ ] bird
there okay they're not even remotely on
fire
yet all right here bir I see I see them
I'm going to cut them and fire all right
use the what are you doing don't don't
you I can't [ __ ]
believe you know what I'm going to Do's
that you know what I'm going to do y all
right here's what I'm going to do mhm
I'm going to wait here and I'm going to
[ __ ] detonate that damn bomb on my
own what do you mean I'm going to I'm
going to wait cuz the bomb falls in the
same place every time okay so I'm just
going to I'm just going to get it to a
place where like okay that's pretty safe
right yep so branch is off now I'm going
to go over here
okay but when you detonate the bomb
won't you die I'm getting up well
I don't know oh my God all right I'm off
the horse it's easier to aim without the
[ __ ] horse yeah just let the bird
come to you I'm I'm doing it I'm doing
it bro all right a the damn camera you
got to be [ __ ]
G I
Can't oh my God [ __ ] [ __ ]
sucks you got to be butt [ __ ] me
Jesus
Christ baby just let me live dude oh God
our our stats just get sadder and sadder
with like what we have in our inventory
don't have anything left I guess we
could throw eight bee larvas at them all
[Music]
right maybe like if I stand up on this
ledge it'll be easier to yeah sure why
not they're on fire your friends are on
fire no okay okay
[Music]
sorry
sorry he's on fire he's not on fire
anymore excuse I'm
going excuse me excuse
me oh this [ __ ]
horse and here we go here we
go yes yeah yeah
baby no bombs they'll go the good way
now just put them out and don't die
that's
yeah eat [ __ ] eat [ __ ] stop running into
rocks you damn fool
okay okay very very
impressive oh no oh God they're on fire
oh God no a war
hog I'm going I'm going I'm going oh
Lord go go go it's so on fire it's
totally on fire yes I've put it out okay
great oh oh a bird oh God a bird no not
the bird oh God [ __ ] wait did you
detonate it oh no you set it off course
tly Winks okay eona could you [ __ ]
cooperate for just a damn second could
you cooperate I [ __ ] I just thought
that I know I thought that was the end
right like that was it really I really
thought that we were in the clear oh oh
no no no no no bird bird bird bird
Target the bird Target the damn
bird yes awesome oh Lord okay okay
things are good kick the [ __ ] horse
you damn fool I got to open the damn
gate
again all right No More Mr Nice horse
boy okay this fucker's dead this
fucker's dead you're
dead gotcha I'm pretty sure we can do
this bullet from my Valentin what do you
think
[Laughter]
okay we're fine everything's good that
was a loud one yeah I know I know it's
serious okay how you doing I'm good I'm
sweaty mom
[Laughter]
spaghetti oh my God yes oh thank Jesus
hey what took you so
[Laughter]
long oh my God
next time on game grubs next time on
[ __ ] game grubs holy [ __ ] Aaron I'm
so proud of you it's so [ __ ] hot in
here God damn it
no okay
goodbye oh yeah take a sip you've earned
it dude oh