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breaking news the Harbinger one
spacecraft from humanity's first Mars
expedition just crashed landed in
suburban Florida this is the same
mission that launched four brave
astronauts over two years ago all
communications with the crew had ceased
following a report of a food shortage
emergency on their way home we now go
live to chunks Watney in the field
jeonse Thank You Stan I'm here at the
scene of the crash where NASA agents
have recovered the capsule and have
begun rescue efforts now it's important
to remember these astronauts have gone
days without eating so at this point
their bodies must be emaciated some
viewers may find what is about to be
shown truly disturbing
I'm here with surviving astronaut of the
horrific crash Branch Williams now
brunch the American public was shocked
to hear of the food shortage during the
mission can you tell us what happened I
have no idea
yeah just disappear so fast you know
I don't know it all went well I've just
heard report that no trace of the other
three astronauts were found aboard the
capsule care to comment that's weird
I could have sworn there right behind Oh
you don't work I think they wanted to
stay actually in space you know what I
hate to say it eat I hate to say it but
they're dead
oh my god I'm sorry how did they die
they were eaten by an alien in alien
what are you claiming the existence of
extraterrestrial life has finally been
confirmed it'll really forward story I
don't really want to talk about it so
hard he's really hard just made brunch
where did you get that other spacesuit I
can't
just too hot no brunch and forgive me
want to say this did you leave those
astronauts Oh what
no no hold on
it's a comment about my weight oh no I
would never
it just really seems like you gobbled up
some spaceman it's go space wait okay
eat a Brooke don't you mean read a book
what brunch before we wrap up is there
anything you'd like to say to the
viewers at home or yeah I would just
like to make it clear did I would never
eat another he was being I would never
I'm sorry it appears that we are
receiving a delayed transmission sent
from the expedition just before our me
negations went you don't gotta people we
don't gotta play that let's cut - don't
eat no I'm gonna do Jenny's play the
clip
right to deal with it was a survival
situation but I was scared
really because agents found several of
these rations jammed into the waste
disposal what those gross
those are great flavor I would rather
eat a person you know what yeah no proof
you have no evidence I'm gonna March
[ __ ] where you been chunce what's
happening over there
his brunch fled the scene actually stam
no he didn't make it very far you tired
yeah cuz you're fat
because of all the people you aid
well you've heard of here first folks
another tastes of cosmic cannibalism
across Haiti peace
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