[ __ ] [ __ ] Jeffrey
you hey there J here I literally just
got to the North Carolina house like 10
minutes ago I went on hopped on the
Wi-Fi here and went to my phone and I
checked Twitter and everybody and their
mom's [ __ ] tweeting at me and I'm
like okay you know what what's going on
I get a lot of notifications but not
this much and I check and literally
everybody's tweeting about me regarding
this video this this big brother video
so I
check I check his Twitter and he [ __ ]
tweets at me this video and it's called
like Halo helmet destruction this
[ __ ] went in my room and I don't
know even how he got in there because I
lock it I made sure to lock it before I
left and he I don't I guess he sets it
on
fire I mean this is this okay so um I
haven't watched the video yet and uh
what we're going to do is I'm going to
set the camera on a tripod and we're
going to watch the video together and
um just see how bad it is I guess
okay Tom was kind enough to let me
borrow his
headphones I'm looking at the video
title right now mcj Halo helmet
destruction it's already got a [ __ ] ton
of views it's already got a lot of
likes I'm just staring at this thumbnail
right now
and literally just [ __ ] left all
right here we go I'm going to watch this
it's almost [ __ ] 10 minutes
long okay here we
go good morning little brothers [ __ ]
it's me big brother home not going to
North Carolina yeah obviously I'm really
pissed off about I've calmed down a lot
but clearly I'm kind of just sitting
here reflecting on everything and how
s my brother is off there driving to
North Carolina right now in the back
seat of my parents truck and I'm not
there and I watched his video log and he
may deny it all he wants but that
[ __ ] knew exactly what was
happening I legit Jeffrey doesn't know
that he's going to be covered in girl
makeup yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] I mean you
look funny you can't not admit that I
legitimately felt bad for you dude but
now's my time to get back at them
probably just Jessie Uncle Larry I feel
like I should try
and but
Jesse now's my time see I'm home alone
you don't even know [ __ ] proper
lighting you got yourself back L you
can't even to Jess's room the entire
week let's go see what we can find you
ain't getting in there dude I'm pretty
sure I [ __ ] locked that
[ __ ] he faked it he faked the [ __ ]
video you didn't burn it you can't get
in my
room this is why we keep this here you
still got that [ __ ] key
[ __ ] you didn't even know how to do this
I'm the one that showed him how to pick
lock like this there
we I swear to God you [ __ ] touch
anything else in
back you're not going
there
don't you dare touch that we award what
do Jessie about he's got another [ __ ]
TV I do not like this
guys
no Jeffrey seriously do not touch
anything else in my
room [ __ ] what the hell is
this T my [ __ ] Juliet gave me that
dude that was for Valentine's Day
supposed to be Ella
oh was going in my trash can
go I don't like this I feel helpless I
can't do anything dude this is so messed
up Webby don't you [ __ ] touch
that posters I got that in
fan the [ __ ] he got back
[Laughter]
here what is this
D oops dude I got that what was that
2008 September Halo 3 came out I got a
legendary edition that cost $150 that's
collector's item you [ __ ] collector's
edition [ __ ] up see Halo 3 is marking
right there oh this is it this is
it this is what I'm going to
destroy that's one of a kind it has a
serial number on the back get out out
come on go
move [ __ ] move
I see how you want to play Let's just
turn this
off he's got for a full week it's the
first freaking
[Applause]
day oh oh
yeah so that's what's going to be
destroyed you look like a [ __ ] baby
shave your face Peru My Thing toys of
Destruction and figure out what we're
going to do with this little thing looks
like a middle-aged man when we
reconvene that's when you get
pedophile the [ __ ] is
this where the hell you get a bow like
that hey there're little brothers and
juggies and probably coronis uh I found
a recurve bow that I used to play with
you found and I thought you put this
together I don't want to just smash it
with like a baseball bat or anything I
really want to draw out the pain and
suffering Jesse will feel when he gets
to North Carolina and is able to view
this video
in fact he by the time I release this
video he will still be traveling so I
will back dude share this I what you're
doing virally as possible as virally as
possible get the [ __ ] out of here dude
you ain't getting 100% sure to get it
when he rece when he gets there
okay I'm going to put this apple on top
of his head I'm not going to aim for it
but if I hit it that'd be great you're
so godamn clever this might this I'll be
cutting this
up wiow
Apple I can't watch
this
WOW [ __ ] you just shot a [ __ ] part of
metal
off it's not having desired effect hate
this fell up but I really wanted a spear
through it I guess maybe I still got
isn't as heavy as I thought to break it
I never break seen him break such a
sweat in his life but I got another
idea what the
[ __ ] D Ain right how the [ __ ] is it
Catching Fire like
that you [ __ ] Dows that [ __ ] in
gasoline
man still not the
effect
dude
[Applause]
extinguishing I can't [ __ ] watch this
[ __ ] he's literally just watching it
burn that ain't fair I'm a little
disappointed I thought it look a lot
cooler
damn [ __ ] I might have to destroy it
more
[ __ ]
[ __ ] see Jesse you D it gasoline this is
what happens when you publicly humiliate
me humiliate me humiliate
me you humiliate yourself now his words
this is so [ __ ] immature you're what
25 26 years old you going to set my
helmet on fire oh yeah man this thing's
burning a lot a lot better than I
thought it
would still what the hell is that zombie
in the background still ain't
satisfied how to take a picture of that
for my own
record that was it wow it's burning off
his entire [ __ ]
thing never mind holy [ __ ] damn look at
those PLS I ain't breathing breathing
this [ __ ] in but holy [ __ ]
wow damn look at that [ __ ] oh my God oh
my
God [ __ ] oh my God [ __ ] brother this is
great if you I don't know why you're
taking this out on me like if you just
helped him with the skit oh
sweet
Fu look have his [ __ ] face is burned
off that's awesome um by the way this is
my uh zombie mattress that I shoot
arrows into just want to make sure if I
missed that I uh you can see I missed
I'm a bit out of practice but oh my God
this is great Jess is going to be so
pissed
[Laughter]
off um oh yes this is what you want you
want me to react
I'm here's a [ __ ] time
[Music]
lapse just [ __ ]
Master just [ __ ] M what the
[ __ ] so yeah that's what's left of it
there it is there's nothing left of it
Master Chief in all his
glory get it yeah Jesse's going to be so
pissed I can't wait and you're so lucky
I can't do [ __ ] cuz I'm away but when I
get back okay when I get back I I know
you're watching this you getting this
[ __ ] sick place um so I'm going to
try and upload this as quickly as
possible I would like it if you guys
little brothers coronis to share it as
quickly as possible because we really
want Jesse to see
this oh my god oh I hope he sees it in
the car I hope he sees it in the car
that would be so great you just said I
got a little bug there got him off all
right but uh yeah Big Brother sub go as
far out as I can it'll be a fun week all
right see you all right see
you [ __ ]
is it's a katana see I can't play the
[ __ ]
role who [ __ ]
joke I don't want to [ __ ] play it
again all
right not going to react anymore for you
dude literally it's the first day we
come on vacation I legitimately felt bad
I was actually talking about you in the
truck we were going to fight for you we
we were going to talk to Uncle Larry
later tonight and see if you got if you
can come like a little bit later in the
week you'd have to drive yourself but I
mean that's that's fair I mean it's
Uncle Larry's trip I don't see what the
[ __ ] this had to do with me and why you
have to take something you know how much
that meant to
me exactly you knew how much that meant
to me in that didn't [ __ ] matter
you're going to destroy it
anyway and you didn't even you didn't
even leave anything left you you
destroyed the whole entire thing you
erased it from existence and that had a
lot of sentimental value to me and you
don't even care it's one thing to
destroy somebody's Electronics but when
you destroy somebody's [ __ ] like you
destroy a play button or you destroy a
[ __ ] helmet that I got it was a
collector's item there's there's nothing
else like it this individual helmets
with a number on it and you get that I
got that when I was [ __ ] what was
that 2015
2008 that was like 7 years
ago I got that when I was 15 years
old and Halo 3 was one of the best
campaigns I ever
played I remember I was showing it to
all my friends cuz they all got regular
and we had a land party that night it
was like 12 of us
there was like 12 of us and we we were
just like having a good time and and the
helmet was there we almost like kind of
like clinked cups with it we're drinking
game Fuel and
[ __ ] all right well you did your damage
and it was extremely uncalled for you
put me in a tough spot dude cuz I could
either I could get back at you when I
when I get back home and it could be
sign significantly worse like we could
we could go down this road if you want
or I could just play the cool Road and
just pretend like it didn't
happen I think what you want is a
reaction and the sucky thing is I don't
know if I am strong enough to not give
you
one you're [ __ ]
[ __ ] I hope you enjoyed watching this
Jeffrey so I'm sure you are you're
probably beating your meat to this [ __ ]
all right juggies
um well now you know how that made me
feel I'm going to try enjoy the rest of
my vacation and uh try to think about
that [ __ ] forget to subscribe for more
content T links in the description I
love you J to death and uh don't give
him the benefit of the doubt
here
Master keep it r j