woman should never be your best friend
i'm not interested in the things females
are interested in well i don't want to
ever [ __ ] him i just want to sit here
and talk [ __ ] and waste his time and he
can buy me dinner no and i'm not on i
don't need female friends but the worst
thing about having female friends is
girls can't fight if i'm wrong when my
girlfriend and [ __ ] goes down
it's my job to protect her
so fine
but if i'm rolling and she's just my
friend well it's not really my job to
protect her cso is equal we're friends
we're equal so we're about to get jumped
by these 10 guys lucy
what kind of combat moves do you know
how much can you bench press [ __ ]
because we're about to [ __ ] fight
she's really fun to talk to you ain't
gonna be talking much at all when your
jaw's broken