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what's up guys boy Benny so we spent a
lot of time on our phones and often we
are on the X app and I must read
probably a thousand or more posts a day
on The X platform maybe 5,000 I'm not
sure it's a lot I checked the time per
app and uh I spent a lot of time on X
and I've never actually agreed with a
post on X more than this post this post
saying that Donald Trump staring
directly into the Sun during the 2017
Eclipse should be his presidential
portrait and I could I mean look at this
look at it's it's beautiful it's you
feel like crying looking at the the
photo look at what they stole from us
Donald Trump looking directly at the sun
pointing at the sun threatening the sun
challenging the Sun and winning a
staring competition with the Sun as you
can see the sun reflected off of his
little blue pupils right there that
should be the presidential portrait you
should carve this into Mount Rushmore
you should find the stone where you can
literally carve this directly out of
stone ladies and gentlemen this is it
and I totally agree with and it's
hilarious it is really funny people
people actually make memes about this
moment you of course remember this
moment 2017 that memes were
made
oh oh my
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God this is
so even the eclipse knows yes never
forget what they stole from you says
Congressman Mike Collins never forget
Trump fought the Sun and one everybody
bringing this up today obviously because
it's Eclipse day we will never forget
when everybody was saying do not look at
the Sun during the eclipse and Trump
literally stared directly at it there so
many great photos of this moment Melania
stunning as always but not as uh not as
ravishing and bright as the sun as
Donald Trump is staring again directly
into the sun return return to us ladies
and gentlemen so we thought this was
really really funny okay Donald Trump
thought it was really F really funny
right Donald Trump used this opportunity
to post a meme of him as the eclipse and
we'll play that for you in just a second
we want to like highlight the fact that
there are Libs however to this very day
that seee and freak out and lose their
damn Minds over the fact that Donald
Trump looked into the sun and the fact
that Donald Trump makes memes of This
Time Magazine doesn't know what a meme
is a couple years ago in 2017 time
manine said Trump's anti-obama Eclipse
meme doesn't make scientific sense
they've literally fact checked the memes
okay they went to the scientist and fact
checked this meme ladies and gentlemen
this one this meme of Donald Trump
overtaking Barack Obama best eclipse
ever okay so they're deeply unfunny they
are deeply cringe and they don't know
how to laugh these people they don't
understand what a joke is they don't
understand what a meme is they have no
joy in their life they have nothing to
live for and they don't understand that
the rest of America thinks Donald
Trump's freaking Legend and that this
kind of stuff's really funny that brings
me very nicely here to Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton posted this moments ago
reminder Hillary Clinton posted on X
reminder Donald Trump staring into the
eclipse again this is really funny we
live in a country where people regularly
have to be told not to shoot at
hurricanes with their guns to stop the
Hurricanes from hitting Florida or Texas
okay we just we live in a badass country
and we don't like the rule we don't like
rules in America and we don't like the
rules applying to us and Donald Trump
just sort of emblematic of that but
Hillary Clinton trolling Donald Trump uh
quote tweeting herself please don't take
medical advice for man who look directly
into the solar
eclipse okay so you'll be shocked to
know that this has one response why does
it have one response because Hillary
Clinton locked her
mentions these people have such thin
skin I mean it's thinner than the
alleged noose in Jeffrey Epstein's cell
where Jeffrey Epstein allegedly hung
himself they won't even allow people to
comment now luckily on X there is a
function where you
can quote tweet so you can technically
still comment by quote treating Hillary
Clinton's post here heck yeah says Jack
pic reminder you're still not president
uh Happy Birthday to this future
president this is a real this is a real
tweet by the way reminder Donald Trump
beat you by by 80 electoral votes yeah
good time good reminder
reminder beef this is Hillary Clinton
falling into her Meat Locker van why
does she drive in a van like this what
do they have in the back there I would
love to get a tour what exactly is why
was she thrown into a van like a slab of
beef and again if you look very closely
at this moment you'll notice that
Hillary Clinton is so out of it that her
shoes fall off she gets dragged into the
van
look at
that meanwhile Bill Clinton looking at
the
sun the staring at the sun is dumb but
not as bad as skipping Wisconsin o hit
or where hurts who can reply only people
at Hillary Clinton
follows yes our brave leaders here
ladies and gentlemen who can reply so
there's been no replies yeah got it
please do not take political advice from
somebody who congratulated herself on
becoming the president on her birthday
just before she lost and was eliminated
from politics
forever reminder what he said of Bill
Clinton in a dress yes reminder Jeffrey
Epstein's access to the Clinton White
House Lade bear visitor logs reveal
pedophile visited the former White House
17 times including a dozen in 1994 and
twice in one day three separate occas H
oh yeah just an important reminder for
Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump's
staring at all these replies right so it
kind of works out perfectly on the
platform Donald Trump's looking right up
at the replies reminder Hillary Clinton
falling falling down the stairs in
Indonesia I think it was Indonesia we
actually have the uh clip of this it's
really really funny it it actually
literally makes Joe Biden look like a
deeply stable person here you
go
so yeah ladies and gentlemen we've uh H
we've and it's it's really great how
this look so it's Donald Trump actually
looking up at Hillary Clinton falling
down the stairs how embarrassing
uh we've told you we would play Donald
Trump's great meme of the day for the
eclipse we think this is hilarious
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and of course ladies and gentlemen to
sign us off one of our favorite Donald
Trump impersonators our favorite but
we'll just say our favorite Donald Trump
personator Captain deplorable is his
name uh giving a Donald Trump rendition
of the eclipse will we see Donald Trump
during the eclipse today I'm not sure
hasn't happened yet but we'll find out
here we Chris Christie is back he is
hungry and he is causing a complete and
total solar eclipse he's back and he's
Crossing in front of the sun usually the
Moon causes eclipses but today an entire
planet is Crossing in front of the sun
known as sloppy Chriss chrisy I call him
a gas giant he's a gas giant and he's
going to leave a shadow bigger than
anybody's ever seen before right behind
him is going to be huge remember if
you're watching the eclipse only to
observe sloppy Chris chrisy if you're
wearing your beautiful glasses it's not
safe to look at sloppy crisp without
your glasses it can cause permanent
damage he's as I call them rough on the
eyes very rough on the eyes and don't
get too close because he's known to have
what's called a gravitational pull I saw
it happen once somebody threw a tomato
at him and it's still going around in
his orbit today last week we saw a
groundbreaking performance in New York
City lizo caused an earthquake and today
we're watching sloppy Chris Christie
cause a total eclipse so be safe God
bless you and God bless America believe
me so so good so good ladies and
gentlemen enjoy your Eclipse day it's
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