well didn't expect you to be a dear kind
of a quickjump there is this gonna be a
mixture of like really I'm a Rocky
Mountain nose oh oh this X near thought
icon I've get some real amazing frog
vibes for this if there's thought to
open hold excellent moving [ __ ] well
nice thank you
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right you are Aaron more level goddamnit
I hate them what's going I like looking
over here I need uh
I like that pet you're just hammering
the Shelly zombie Susie hi I'm Matt fat
I'm the host of video game show hello
I'm that bad don't take my word for it
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be contacted by dr. Willy
isn't it Wiley what the fish can't exist
anywhere huh no no water necessary yep
cool well they're like they're jelly
birds that sounds weird doesn't it it
does it does it absolutely jelly bird
everything on your face just like I'm
gonna say this out loud
[Laughter]
what what the H oh there it is glasses
boom is it now I can see the secret
thing and get my foot oh thank you oh
wow is that a thumb
thank you so much is that dude was there
up dogging him
what are you talking about I don't know
what up dog is up well aren't you proud
of yourself proud
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[Laughter]
oh man and now and now it comes the haze
please can I you can't look I don't care
you're like the biggest [ __ ] majora's
mask fan that we're like I grew up with
this game you know these graphics and
nostalgic is how this game looks like
gosh all right here we go okay cool
not still veer you know what I take this
is a challenge yeah alright okay start
again so I'm just I don't know if
there's a way simple Jill I'm feeling a
baby I think I can get her to say hold
on oh dude you and your snip eclipse
dunzo we make a great team
yeah what the [ __ ] it's a dog breed in a
sweater vest really didn't expect that I
love it
well I appeared to be stuck really oh no
like like it froze on you no I'm just
stuck in low electricity you think there
was somebody some kind of like personal
trainer like therapist that was like you
know what I think a good piece of
therapy would be to scream Matt Ryan
would you mind playing that again but
jacking up the scream suit
thank you okay dead dead dead okay [ __ ]
I did it yes oh thank god Wow what are
we gonna do now I don't know I was 45
seconds what is this game in 3d now I
thought what they're saying like oh you
played it wrong you're supposed to be
playing in 3d but you didn't yeah that's
what you saying
oh are you are you [ __ ] serious this
game in 3d and we just didn't know it
well let me talk to this young stallion
Cameron hey Cameron is this is this why
I'm single on Valentine's Day because I
haven't perfected stances like this
[Laughter]
pretty wonderful Oh jeepers my life's
not like I like hitting you did that do
anything for you that's that's that's I
want to turn you to chocolate dude it's
true lower score so you need to step it
up Daniel Dan yeah
what does intrepid mean doesn't mean a
mean adventurous or something like does
it I don't know I had a car called the
intrepid it was a Dodge Intrepid I think
okay my dad my dad gave it to me because
he inherited
a car from his uncle that was like
slightly better he was like well
actually give it to my brother first and
then my brother bought his own car and
then my brother gave it gave it to me
yep so it was like a triple hand-me-down
intrepid adjective fearless adventurous
cool yeah that car totally forgot that
was the car that caught on fire
I'd love it if they slipped in one
[ __ ] like just in this there they're
like it's in cursive people aren't gonna
read it that closely oh you guys want to
see a master Mario player yeah log on a
game grubs dotnet Christ dude golly
Donnie
tell me when whenever your height oh
there now go yeah old blood is gone talk
on third I just killed a man
oh my god yeah okay I take back what I
said about the shrimp
these are shrimp 2.0 Oh God in heaven
sad ho ship shrimp all right yes so yeah
here we go are you [ __ ] nice oh my
[ __ ] eyes can't handle this Chinese
[Laughter]
use the torch to light the fireplaces do
we have a torch no you get that whoops
next time on game bro we're gonna have a
good time all right I do believe that
may have been your shortest playthrough
of all time
like you wanna be fine and you're dead
[Laughter]
oh man we're playing the feared the
plaza houses like let's do it [ __ ]
hot load up what what [ __ ] and wait
alright can I be it did I win oh you did
it congratulations that what this game
is about yes mr. Bridger if only it were
like old times I'll beat it with a song
from my favorite singer brandy I yell
yell vez my reservoir tip has anything
to say about it if you had a chance to
jism in the bed into the baby Hall hard
to believe you never had kids are hard
to believe that Susie has never been
like put a baby in me right now
with that attitude I need I did it in my
baby hole can you not get out of here
now Mario dude oh boy this is taking 1
million percent of my Cod situation
right now right for me though I could
[ __ ] tell my life story here we go
really age six I was born without a face
[Laughter]
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there's like 20 absurdities and that's
it wow this is damn near impossible all
right well I'm gonna start racking up
30s know if I could land it in the 30
yeah yeah yeah well I mean it's a huge
game like this testing like requires you
like run against every [ __ ] invisible
wall in the game go [ __ ] your ma jump to
conclusions I'm sorry this game makes
you just stop in your tracks cut ain't
no good strengthening oh my god
Jigglypuff look at those eyes jiggly sir
filled with such wonder oh she sang me a
song ah she missed
they are like fishbowl eyes Oh
[Laughter]
I just that's worth the kiss huh oh my
[ __ ] god yes that's worth the kiss
huh [ __ ] off
how come my sohbats not doing anything I
don't know
this there's a lot of like kicking one
single lens pair of sunglasses for the
front of this one you have like four
pairs of shoes on are you no germs
at least I got to not love you at least
I got towards the Life Drain from your
eyes oh my god once it is inside
completely Rosalina soon begin to move
her body in the mood this place your
that the red one that's going that way I
don't know use the buns to go hey Aran's
hold it
Aaron gotta be my god why now it now it
makes sense why I was like I don't have
a controller and you were like don't
worry oh I really gotta take this
seriously I might get a game over okay
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[Laughter]
have we ever done a game gross versus
that end of zero versus zero well we
still got more balls now a tiebreaker
round yeah thank God
tiebreaker to good you have an ancient
scroll I'll teach you yeah I got ya I
got one from that girl who didn't want
any of my steez no I'm too thrust to
kick oh that's that guy fell in the one
there's got to be a way to the mental
image that came with that you saying
that was just so much resignation in
your voice but also like a hint of like
I always knew when after you came out
her [ __ ] was so wide you know what
we're just flying out on the floor she
couldn't even she don't even squeeze out
of [ __ ] it would just fall out anyway
this episode is dedicated to dark khmer
underscore 55 curious I gotta go
I got I got like my I gotta brush my
teeth I gotta feed my cats
oh yeah he's back of the boxes and they
just they all have like that stocking
over their face you know well wow I'm
glad that you could share with this with
quality assurance Wow world's worst
don't move level sauce okay let's see
how this goes
yeah what could go wrong with it I don't
know man
sixty-four Z oh god Canadians just
kidding Canada you're my special people
oh my god
I [ __ ] love it so much
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put down a Vincent please thanks man
Wow two fish swim into a concrete wall
the one turns to the other it says damn
[Laughter]
there you go isn't that what you um
probably definitely need oh yeah put on
his wheels go can we just have a little
moment of silence for the sound effects
of this fight doing
[Laughter]
what the [ __ ] was I talking about they
opened up the show with irony yeah
[Laughter]
anyway what did you want to talk about
[Laughter]
yeah made it to the stars there all
right well let's try that again okay
with this [ __ ] twenty seven points or
whatever the [ __ ] and I have like 19 and
[ __ ] has three stars stole one
of my stars I stole it back but it's the
principle you want me to get on top
Sonic inquired no no I want to be on top
if you don't mind not at all
your request has been accepted I
remember I once said that to a girl why
do they have to [ __ ] personify
everything do they personify each little
star bit okay body next time I won't be
so bad at all oh you mean this filthy
party you mean this filthy no okay cool
I feel like that's why a lot of people
get into music and playing guitar and
stuff they just wanna get laid that is
true no God and then eventually they
find out that they like it getting laid
yeah
so they continue playing guitar because
yeah that's it gets them some look yeah
it does
looking up [ __ ] sad all of us are
yeah this is a goddamn travesty and then
it looked peaches like praying
[Laughter]
what is life oh it's a button to look at
the beautiful scenery how would I
appreciate the aurora borealis
I really gotta go like I got a good job
with the umbrella dumbass
you're an [ __ ] I'd comment but huh
wolf everyone who knows me I'd love to
uh like comment and subscribe it guys
[ __ ] idiots
I do have a troll account
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[Laughter]
look at me till completion and oh god
that would be Suzie's least favorite
thing you could ever say do you want me
to complete Oh Michael w dong you're the
best
god I really wanted to go under an alias
and just start drawing hentai that'd be
great wouldn't it why even bother with
the alias well because then people will
be like wow you just [ __ ] really
described the Internet you don't even
have to use it it just doesn't
automatically oh nice yeah welcome to
our Jordan modify figure Oh is there a
fourth one of this yes yes
awesome Oh cutscene right
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right right what the [ __ ] is that I
don't know
you only go so far oh you're supposed to
get them oh you will you see you know
this is this is how this is how a loser
acts hey you should you should go and
stop writing so far ahead I'm not the
one who's so far away dude when I feel
the snake bite into my veins this is
what's happening right now oh I see huh
there you go strings out Wow Wow well
that works now you know man
the speed of my rocket ship penetrated
the ink yeah that actually does make
sense when you think about it
[Laughter]
like stared and stunned disbelief I mean
it's obviously what the game wanted me
to do
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