miss ramsay may i have your autograph
please
this is terrible this is bad
20 episodes in season 2 of 7th street
theater
okay which one do you think jesus would
take oh
that's a good question in there narrow
yeah and there jesus didn't like that
non-narrow path oh yeah
let's go oh yeah now we're in it now
we're in it
[Applause]
that was the whole scene guys that that
routine is going to work well you guys
are really good
did a good job what did they do youtube
jamie
what the [ __ ] what did they do hey gates
can i ask you something
sure why didn't you applaud i mean you
liked the routine didn't you
yeah but you didn't applaud
shut the [ __ ] up what do you mean what
do you mean
well in fact i've never seen you clap
for anything
i said good job did you not hear me say
good job
i heard you loud and clear i think it's
fine you don't need to clap
a good job i was just wondering why you
didn't clap yeah i've wondered two gates
what the [ __ ]
it's just he doesn't want to clap i
really only like to clap for things that
are special to me and not that their
routine was good because it was
i mean it was very good all you guys are
doing
i'm just saying it sucks there's just
something inside me that that wants to
save the applause
for jesus what that's the only way i
know how to explain it without
sounding like some pride for you
clapping didn't exist in jesus time if
you clap for jesus when he came back
he'd start to be afraid
yeah he'd run and hide like he's under
attack i like that
what's their most wow they are really
deep in the uh seventh street theater
badge of faith what the [ __ ] is this
it's about a christian assassin
what do you mean you're not reading the
bible i'll show you
peace officer brian lawrence
what
what the [ __ ] is this
what the [ __ ] is happening
what does this have to do with
i thought this was gonna be like a james
bond thing
amazing love the story of hosia
who makes these movies
and why none of these really jumping out
of me
let's see what the aca is up to
customers say obnoxious removalists
destroyed
their furniture
i'll give it a try don't be fooled by
the innocent sounding name
that's the warning from some customers
of peter rabbit removals
who say all that peter delivered were
damaged goods
and broken promises so we tracked him
down
thanks peter he's an extremely
obnoxious arrogant person and he
he seems sweet he is a male to stand
over women
vanessa saab and her two daughters
olivia and maddie needed to move house
late last year this is an aggressive
shot are they threatening peter
peter warren residents resort to sticky
tape to save
sinking home i don't know how reliable
that technique is
now the australians fighting to save
their sinking homes many have already
forked out thousands of problems
for an issue council should pay for my
t-shirt oh that's another crime
claims he saw the golden glint of a
mobile
phone from within michelle's car but the
mother of one
says that could have been her jewelry
that part was
glistening in the sun it was a sunny day
michelle was slapped with a fine of
almost
five hundred i'd be so [ __ ] pissed
she managed to get a copy of her receipt
from the service station
it shows the ice cream was bought at 4
34 p.m
it was written up just a 500 fine for
ice cream
headquartered in minneapolis super value
is an american grocery
giant that runs two thousand never heard
of it across the country but even they
aren't immune to cyber thievery
it was a scammer who had just made
offers
it's good to know that if you're a lazy
scammer then a couple of well-placed
emails can make holy [ __ ]
yes can i just have all of your money
sure 2016
from the legitimate adverts that appear
on these pages they were able to defraud
major brands out of five million dollars
every day
white ops said that seven billion
dollars a year of advertising is what
number four seven billion a year to just
random
[ __ ] advertisements that they don't
even
if you found this dismissed one i
remember
a couple years ago there was a scam that
i think was run by only two guys
they were scamming i think it was banks
and all they did was send an email like
pretending to be a middleman for their
transfers and all they would do is take
the money
and that was it and they they got away
with it for like
five years i need to remember that whole
[ __ ] story
they made like 10 or 15 million dollars
off of it
and to my knowledge they're still not in
jail
the lithuanian man who duped google and
facebook into transferring over a
hundred million dollars into accounts he
controlled
pled guilty to wire fraud so he
literally just sent
random invoices huh that is totally
google and facebook's fault though
of all this i'm on your side bro [ __ ]
them
goddamn idiots i so that would really
work huh
you just set up some kind of shell
company and then send an invoice to a
big guy
all you would need is the information of
that department
you just toss an invoice in there and i
guess they just [ __ ] send it
this guy absolutely earned it what he
should have done is just
tap out at 20 mil and they would have
never investigated
a hundred mil may have just been flying
a little too close to the sun
have i heard of fan of vacuums too no
i'm very familiar with the vacuum
enthusiast community though
random portable fans that's not vacuums
what the [ __ ] is this
bissell power force helix
look at that baby
whoa never lose a suction
that's the bissell for you she's a cruel
mistress
even when you're done she won't stop i
can see why this is most popular model
yeah give her a good tour take her
around the block for me
[Music]
there it is got a whole audience there
[Music]
god damn just listen to that suction
right there you can you can literally
hear that it's got a good grip on the
carpet
that's the power of the bissell you're
known to rip the carpet right off your
[ __ ] foundation
she's showing off yeah she is
just uh cleaning with ease
this naughty little girl that's the 1240
watts for
water use i'm unfamiliar with this unit
of measurement what is a
what is a u is that to measure suction
i don't think it stands for units i'm
sure i'm sure it means something i don't
think it's 12 040
units i'm sure it's some kind of power
measurement
really not a single person in the chat
knows what they use for
umaga's
[Music]
[ __ ] dumbest chat of all time yeah
i'm sure to answer 1240
wumbos i'll just look it up myself
oh is that just the name of the model
it's the 1240 u
it's not an actual unit oh that might be
what it is
uh okay that's that's what it is that
makes sense
and it stands for upright okay well
we've cracked that code
what else we got in here what the [ __ ]
does he
does he not have other vacuums or did
people just really love the bissell
like how poppy everything is bissell
holy [ __ ]
i've never even heard of this brand
before oh here we go here's a vintage
eureka from 1940s i think
just a giant stack of bricks
i don't care if it's a deep shag i mean
that's a terrible model
oh just oh is it diesel powered what is
that noise
god that wake the entire neighborhood up
i'd get a homeowner's association
complaint look at this
fat ass on her too this isn't even a
bagless model
what a disgusting piece of [ __ ] should
absolutely be ashamed to be cleaning
your carpets with this
it's like watching a dump truck go over
the carpet
oh a vintage hoover convertible
you riding with the top down another
extremely noisy one but that's okay i
want to see it in convertible mode
take her top off for me it's not
it's not even a convertible oh yeah
oh whoa
nice [ __ ] yay i i know i've been talking
a lot of [ __ ] about this model but she
does have some [ __ ] honkers on her
ah she is pack she's packing some milk
in there i'll give her that
what is this thing the 1978 kirby
classic
things like a spaceship wow god i can
i can immediately tell she's very old
damn that is a wacky design that's like
an f-zero gx racer
looks like something out of the cars
universe this bad boy
will take no prisoners probably got like
a
ton of moving parts in there
gears and [ __ ] oh man this is what the
dirt sees
oh god i feel bad for the dirt now
that's terrifying that thing's an actual
kaiju of vacuums
garage
[Laughter]
wait is this a community as well vintage
garage door openers
this is a new one oh yeah
from sears nothing says
worst possible quality quite like the
sears stamp
i'm surprised they didn't try stocking
ps5s and xbox series x's just to try and
get any kind of business happening at
sears
that would have been like their only
move to make any amount of money over
the next five years
why is it so sad because it came from
sears
oh i have to both the nipples there to
make it open
well that was an uninteresting garage
opener
also sears was never good just a heads
up i don't know how many of you remember
ever shopping at sears but series was
the most boring store full of like
the worst quality everything for every
field you could imagine
the only good thing about sears was
their catalog where they had good
looking women wearing minimal clothing
and by minimal i mean like 90s minimal
so it was like a shirt and pants
is that a fact elgato modern
modern garage openers have 200 to 300
open limit before they go to [ __ ] and
can't be repaired but old openers last
forever
i beat my meat to the sears catalog
lingerie
i do believe that second part but the
first part i'd have to call in the
question