all right people this is Billy Bob
Hanley and look what we have here dear
God dear my [ __ ] yard people were
eating crab apples and [ __ ] can't be too
loud I know they're aware of me being
here but songs I don't like sudden
movements they won't run off just look
at your recording [ __ ] are you
challenging [ __ ] yeah
I'm allowed to record you [ __ ]
came in my yard look at these [ __ ]
how do you might dear leave I don't know
I don't like I don't like him or her I
think that's a him though or alpha with
no damn horns or does he have horns I
can't really tell look at him staring at
his ass though but just do your [ __ ]
[ __ ] you deer invaded my property look
at this nice new your people they never
come this close to my yard this is the
first time this has ever happened I mean
there's been deer oh look there's that
type mr. jingles [ __ ] look at these
damn deer he don't even give a [ __ ] that
he's a deer walking around I don't scare
him oh god he's back he's staring at me
[Laughter]
he doesn't like me recording man [ __ ]
you [ __ ] how would y'all like to hear
my life story
that'd probably make y'all run off would
it look at him yeah you better run the
folks he running for a car going by he's
near people do I know some of you out
there saying that looks delicious let's
kill me some deer so I can eat it he
must be the Alpha he acts like an alpha
but he'll have no horns so he's a beta
alpha [ __ ]
we got spice damn deer eating crab
apples [ __ ] how do you run these deer
off all right let me think of something
look at these [ __ ] deer please we'll
just look down I guess I can tell you
our little story or some [ __ ]
I don't know just to get you out my
[ __ ] yard and quit looking at me
money I'm Lea chaste deers [ __ ] let's
just do it I paid with my name is Billy
Bob Tenley and I'm 40 years old and I
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