i think the game's going to be good i'm
going in with some high expectations
[ __ ] oh god jesus christ
the whole area's booby-trapped even
they're falling for their own traps
oh god what jesus
all right yeah i'll just let the bear
traps take them out
this guy's totally forgotten it's there
outsmarted
that strategy right there the bear trap
seem to be the hardest enemy in the game
oh god another one jesus christ
is there any like sand on this ground or
is it all bear traps
what the [ __ ] even the frogs are
dangerous
god i'm just slapping him with like a
wet noodle here
oh amount of stamina no i have no
healing items so i can't afford to take
any damage
nope i'm tight i'm [ __ ] tight
i ran out of stamina
there we go
first boss defeated only took one try
well
that was my second try it only took one
death
i feel like i killed this boss way
earlier than i was supposed to
at least that's what i can tell myself
oh this is the mini boss from the uh
beta
jesus back to back little bosses and i
can't even leave
[ __ ] fight him
he wasn't very easy in the beta
fine
this is not the beta boss
i see well yeah let's see yeah i'll just
grab the name on this bad boy
solomon the scholar are you kidding me a
[ __ ] scholar
why not like the barbarian blood drinker
instead of just the book reader
how is he still alive
i've outsmarted them have i all this
guy's figured it out
he's on to me but your spirit is bound
here
unwilling jesus i get it my spirit is
stuck here
perhaps i get it i'm a [ __ ] loser you
don't have to rub it in
let's go for a big parry all right
let's try that again big perry big perry
there we go
god i have no stamina leave me alone
i can't believe i just got stuck on that
that is so upsetting i got stuck in the
[ __ ] gravestone i couldn't dodge back
oh i was close
the stamina region is wonderful yeah i
pretty much cleared out the entire zone
i think
and then down there to the right is
where the dungeon is
that is upsetting okay okay
this guy takes up the entire alleyway
here
oh jesus i've been
sent to the shadow realm
nope nope oh
i'm not gonna try parrying his [ __ ] the
perry has [ __ ] me up so many times
there we go oh man
had me sweating give me something big
for that
ah just that [ __ ] fish again
that poor [ __ ] guy he's not having
any fun
god damn it i wanted to avoid that
all right no more [ __ ] around
oh that's a real shame
that is tough that's that's [ __ ]
tough
good bear trap though boys i'm stuck and
i'm stuck
there we go
what a beautiful perry
oh that was disgusting
that is very sad oh my god
this guy's like one of those musicians
on the titanic that just were still
playing their music as this ship
sank that guy was very committed to his
craft
one hp in a dream
well let's see if i can just parry this
real quick come here
okay good perry
give me that [ __ ] nectar
oh yeah mama's milk baby
drinking it out of a goddamn golf tee
oh [ __ ]
that's a cool looking boss
oh my lord i [ __ ] chunk him
oh man imran the unrepentant really just
he doesn't give up oh he faked me out
what a play why
you son of a [ __ ] god i got lucky
oh come on
this guy loves skating
he's still just [ __ ] in it
what the [ __ ]
i mean he's agile he's got moves oh god
he's in it again
he's feeling himself with these big
moves
he just doesn't want to fight anymore he
just wants to skate
can't say i don't respect it
there that guy just wanted peace on the
ice
[ __ ] mighty ducks out here
outplayed ah [ __ ]
oh did they put whoa they actually put a
butthole on this guy
that i see that's the attention to
detail a lot of big games are missing
this is the kind of detail you can only
get with a small team
hats off to him they put a butt hole on
uh crew stocks the twice born or
whatever his name was
take this unchained
will this hit from here i [ __ ]
i [ __ ] swallowed him
and again
no he doesn't like that at all
where are you nerd and again
man i got him right in the [ __ ]
[Music]
schnoz
better be it for me to question his
methods but i don't know how effective
this attack is
i will say the only good thing about him
spawning me
oh my god he's healing i just noticed
i'm shutting this [ __ ] down
stop god the lock ons [ __ ] me
oh
thank god
finally
[ __ ] slamming his head on the desk
does so much damage for no reason
take off his mask it's bruce wayne oh
never mind i'll extract his gland
instead
nice i don't know where the [ __ ] people
are getting 15 to 20 hours from i did
damn near everything in that game and it
only took 6 hours