history began on July 4th
1776 everything before that was a
mistake Diane suggested we tag along to
London for a honeymoon I agreed because
my love for her trumps my hatred for
Europe then she hit a phase of morning
sickness that knocked her for a loop and
decided to stay home but she insisted I
go and take pictures for her all of this
could have been avoided if we'd followed
my plan for a honeymoon a steak dinner a
glass of log oful and whiskey then
vigorous love making for 2 hours and
were both asleep by 8:30