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hello you welcome back to mk my name is
jack the snack that smiles back thank
you for joining us today in this live
stream funeral today we pay respects to
the internet via a subreddit where
context comes to die it's basically
with letters to make it even more
confusing if you're on any kind of
stimulus right now you will be freaking
out let's go your entire family is gone
click next to continue the grand
adventure
tell my family
i went too fast finally you can rest in
peace and i can get back to being a
young single girl what that's not a
profession or a character trait stop
using that as some sort of trait of
character
how's this not written as some lonely
man's fantasy that's okay certainly i'm
here i'll i'll protect you player one
level one press space to
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hmm that's enough thinking for one day
oh look it's me half an hour after
waking up don't you think yeah
yes no no
what is the answer here
kramer what's going on in there god is
coming down i went too far can i walk
something up jerry
the wall's coarse surface scratches my
face the steps under my feet hum from
the wind eager to escape the concrete's
clutches and dive into the abyss along
with me but i'll stay here i'll stay
here without going anywhere i won't even
open my mouth my every word will be
swallowed up by the abyss oh my god son
turn the light on and get out of the
basement no dad i'm trying to have a
dark and ominous moment gosh you never
understand what i get for letting you
listen to my chemical romance
go to course or would you like to look
at your pokemon album you know what i
might just check what professor oak
wants before i go and take more photos
of pokemon stop
leave me alone
why there are 150 dangerous animals out
there why have none of them killed you
yet please just leave me alone and die i
really am eating this morning i had some
soup that ain't me just parroting the
terrible lines here that's genuinely how
the voice acting is in this game i
really am eating
this morning i had some soup just
ah oscar worthy i want to have a purpose
in life
yeah to all those people who haven't
liked these videos you all thought you
could escape from me it's harvesting
time baby i'm coming to collect those
kidneys you think i don't see you
well guess what
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because otherwise you're at risk to be
cold-high so you want to make sure you
flip the chicken on the grill every so
about 10 minutes i'd say no doubt if the
grandparents of the 80s could meme back
then i'm sure this is what they'd make
you found something security footage of
you kicking a dog man's butt with your
bare hands value 50 weight 0.03 kilos
i'm not as concerned about someone
having secret footage of me as much as i
am concerned about the fact someone's
willing to pay that much for it okay so
i'm just i just want to double check
you're certain that the english
translation came out right like our
language was translated properly so that
the english speakers can actually read
our signs yeah yeah man yeah it's fine
it's fine we're all good okay
i'm trusting you on this yeah don't
worry it's fine bro
the stuff was strong like my eyes are
melting
uh so that's what makes computers go
slow not viruses but one or more party
members are french you will be penalized
this is a children's game we do not
allow the wee-wees that's just yes in
french very rude language
guys the computer's still high
margaret's thatcher has escaped the
underworld quick don't let her get to
the women's right remember kids the
television glow will keep you safe and
warm when you're alone and remember
you're always alone not unless you have
bears
whoa hey do you see that it's like the
clouds are spelling out some works it's
a shame we can't read it'll be nice to
know what it's saying hey why are you
getting so close to me next to the cliff
here you wanting to cuddle or something
that's nice i just personally don't
agree with radiation poisoning you held
a rock and now you feel bad grow up
about as scientifically effective as
telling someone who's depressed just
stop being sad tune into channel 4 where
we see the birth of the latest baby
gorilla at the zoo they've decided to
call this cute little fella harambe we
look forward to seeing him grow up and
being the crowd favorite i'm sure the
kids will love him
mark brown certificate of existence
thanks to the illuminati your reality
belongs to us now howdy motherfreaker
i'm on a deer it is struggling to
support me
this isn't real no no see i've got my
certificate that proves it is well that
i am so nice try but i'm qualified but i
don't feel like improving myself so
let's throw myself away literally i am
trash the only improvement i can make in
this state is by further deterring
people from being near me you'll never
get laid with that line of stuff anubis
take care of your own boring self bye
now well i was just saying it's time to
take you to the afterlife
ugh i get it you're gonna send me to
another plane of existence yes seriously
dude get off 4chan leaves are changing
are they becoming carnivorous or are
they becoming human the answer is yes
well okay in that case i'm a leaving the
earth bye now enjoy your existential
tread hey this user longs for network
spirituality
who didn't clean up the computer don't
touch me hmm look at what you've done i
am
they're gone now i'm so happy no you're
reacting wrong doom i love that game hey
why's that goat got a gun look at you
hacker earth pathetic creature of meat
and bone how can you challenge a perfect
immortal
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angry at capitalism you pitch it off to
the side of the island
eat schmidt money
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not long
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let me see what this assignment says
that explains in my situation and not at
all we get kyle at 97 percent jared at
three percent both calling to all in now
you can read his facial expressions it
equals pain oh i really gotta poop you
have reached the end of time please do
not feel pain as we take your soul from
your body to transport you to a new
plane of existence
joke's on you i don't feel anything
broken nerve system yeah nerve damage
for the wind
a mysterious planet better not have any
carnivorous trees we did it boys we
found all the safe spots of the
minefield now we can finally learn the
point of this entire space and why it
was made here i can't wait to decipher
it we lost so many good men's limbs from
this whole ordeal what secrets are
waiting to be uncovered
calculations
left bar to create a mass extinction
for like the the diagram thing there
right right you remember pilofettes but
what's a pilot exactly there's your
answer
thank you for loading password generator
please now upon rebooting your pc which
password do you want to use admin one
two three i'll use that war
you found a rat a wrath looking for food
left on the floor how would you like
your rat overcooked or too fried hey
kids looking for a great family gift for
your dad this father's day why not get
him this wacky apron hey you don't ask
me for the secret family recipe it even
comes with a matching set for your dog i
saw the face of god and it was weeping
oh it's so funny and wacky order now it
was essential that none of you
recognized me so i cut off my face well
i mean the bandages are doing a good job
anyway you could have just put the
bandages on before cutting the face off
you're right buddy you're kind of just
standing there silent right now did you
did you not think about that okay i'm
just gonna take that gun off you for
your safety that's right wait what is
i'm glad you're on my team
what what am i roped into oh there's
ropes involved all right
hickory smokes with love and care come
try little pig's genuine pit barbecue
sandwiches we've got new pulled pork
barbecue tray definitely unrelated r.i.p
john he was the life of the party but
now instead of serving us laughs he'll
serve us flavor daft pugs kabbalistic
robotic agenda ooh is there a conspiracy
theorist against daft punk ooh fun imma
join the wagon just you know i'll be
sitting in the back eating popcorn the
entire time put some salsa on your gps
no you can't you can't make these kind
of ads people will genuinely take it
literally charles barkley says it's
called survival of the fittest if you
can't slam with the best then jam with
the rest i'm sorry but after those
looney tunes movies anyone saying slam
and jam or some serious thing is no no
come child
talk to god
in a few more days sorry we just gotta
fix this doorway up uh you know we just
gotta keep him in there you know
omnipotent being he gets out he'll wipe
out existence so he's is not happy with
humans ah three days until mario steals
your liver i'm sorry mate uh you're
actually not qualified to take the mk
viewers livers that is actually uh our
jurisdiction this is my turf buddy only
i get to steal their livers if they
don't like these videos oh come on the
man i've got the kids to feed you can't
just despair one viewer's liver okay
look tell you what the first person who
doesn't click the like button at this
point in the video their live is yours
and oh someone's left this playing in
the background they didn't click like
fast enough their live is yours buddy
why am i use a dusty knife
oh no it's the ultimate form karen when
their children are being told to wear
masks find peace surrender to jesus or
here send mario off to your liver 83 for
truth oh if this ain't gonna be the
greatest thing to give you confusion in
no context more schmecks more problem
reincarnation this is how it works papa
mama they do polite smex and they get
sun when you're romantic you get a
daughter but if the schmex is smexy you
know like the defined trait of being
attracted to someone you yup following
along great you get oh man plus
men with skirt equals what free
schmick's party become poor dog that's
the second step apparently also michael
jackson
yep entertainer plus homo people becomes
a became entertained dog a homo dog okay
so if someone's an entertainer and
they're with someone who's gay they turn
into an entertaining dog well
entertaining dogs are very cute so i'm
down for that now if you pay schmix or
buy smacks you become a black rat you're
more smixual than that you become a
cockroach that's the third step of
reincarnation and there's bad food and
sewer see in this third step the spirit
can't return and it disintegrates so
anyway tag your friends where you think
you belong on the list you make a
terrible god
i want oh my god that i'm leavers hi i'm
a random man in a time cube shirt this
is my business this is nature's harmonic
simultaneous four daytime cube won't
explain what it does you just gotta buy
it trust me it's good good stuff how big
is it won't tell gotta buy it to find
out boom a fatal exception oe has
occurred at this time in xd of the fat
the current application will be
terminated are you sure that's uranium
are you sure that's uranium you will
lose any unsaved information in all
applications are you sure that's uranium
okay folks this bus goes express all the
way to where you suddenly have a
realization of where you've made your
path in life so uh lost void it is dark
whoa
yeah cool i've just given up on this
assignment now it's okay oh you're
boring
let me annoy you more who lives in a
pineapple under the sea
circumcision presenting the newest
catchphrase soup sandwich definition a
situation that has gone horribly wrong
reality is breaking it is subtle but
something deep inside you feels the
wrongness guess this is truly a soup
sandwich reality further continues to
crumble over the cringe i see we're both
having a good cry in the car today what
you're you're a bus this that doesn't
even attempt to make sense anymore you
will see this ship i can't tell if this
is a promise of a prominent future or an
enforcement that i can't look away from
either way i will see this ship you stop
right there you've been fined under the
no anime violation you were caught
posting one or more of the following
anime game anime
hint ai to rep
the authority of the uh rules this as a
direct infringement of the law time
today yeah that really specifies it on a
piece of paper place the internet issue
2 a filthy weave issued by meh penalty
confiscation of respect the zone demands
respect otherwise it'll punish you okay
hello zone
you're looking very pretty today very
gorgeous may i um
step on you to approach these men
you know what i'm good i'm going bye
fanart time today's beautiful work to
shout out is by the electro noah 92
hello electro they are sorry it's bad
they haven't drawn the crew yet big
apologies to lexi apparently but here we
go the battle between gods took them
about an hour or so they think oh my
wait what's the what's going on here
there's like so much does robin have a
pentagram behind him i have a sniper
rifle die spawn of satan i'll send you
to jesus meanwhile lexi who honestly i
think looks the coolest here is just
casually threatening the audience and
you know what that's cool i mean i
threaten to take away your organs all
the time so you know nothing new oh and
then there's mk there just really
confused what the hell is going on with
us all i love this thank you for your
work electro noah beautiful stuff and
remember if you you too would like to
see your little worky doo's on the uh mk
videos just post it in the subreddit for
now that is the end of times here just
with the video not actual times be sure
to leave a like again otherwise mario's
coming for that liver and i will do and
if you're not already make sure to be
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clicked on of course because we upload
on the daily for you so you can get some
uploaded fun that technically as a
sentence made no sense but that is the
theme of today's video so therefore it
does make sense hooray good
justification jack you should be a
lawyer my name's been that person i just
said you've been amazing hope to see you
guys again soon and until then bye