hello guys and gals me mudahar and
racism is bad ooh
what a hot take right there now ladies
and gentlemen why i'm saying that is the
video and today that we're going to
watch together
is racist man humiliates indian migrant
get out of my
country and they got it all in red too
now this is by dramatized me
which is kind of like off-brand uh
darman if you will
now ladies and gentlemen darman has
basically spawned an entire industry of
these storytellers
with these outlandish outlandish stories
that you know one could simply just look
at
and and and just laugh at us a community
together and there are some wholesome
life tips to get now of course we know
racism is bad
all right you know if you're if you
believe in racism think about it like
this human beings are all the same
inside disgusting and pink
at the end of the day life is not like
the elder scrolls okay
red guards do not have plus 32
athleticisms and furries cannot see in
the dark all right that's not how the
world works
let's get right into a racist man
humiliates indian migrant then karma
switches their position
all right let's start off with this uh
atm transaction let's go
hey creep get out of here i'm sorry sir
don't touch me with your black hands
we're firing racism on all cylinders
he's a he's an indian guy okay all right
let's let's let's calm down let's calm
down there steve
i'm done using the machine yet
it's been 15 minutes come on not done
using the machine yet but he's putting
in the money back into his pocket
okay okay there buddy
it's been 15 minutes come on you're
wrong sir
am i wrong
am i wrong look in which country this
idm is in my country am i right
yes with the money of my country in it
am i right
yes so what makes you think that you
have the same rights as i did
i don't know bro maybe it's called the
bill of rights i love how these two
people in the back are just having their
avocado toast or whatever expensive
starbucks [ __ ]
latte they're drinking and they're
obviously not giggling and laughing at
this obvious fake display of
[ __ ] dramatize me racism ladies and
gentlemen let's see where this hashtag
inspirational story will take us
give it to me nonsense give me my don't
touch me
go back to your country you know what
because of you clowns our normal white
guys
cannot make a living our white normal
people
cannot feed the families because of you
you know what we did to you to your
people a couple years ago
we put you in jail to rot so take your
little magic cashmere
car pet and fly away out of here
what the [ __ ] dude not all aladdin is
not an indian story guy i hate all these
facebook browsing [ __ ] you think
that god damn
but you know what ladies and gentlemen
that's just what i expected and
obviously after that fake display over
there okay and that
like this entire dude's life is out of
like what somebody believes 4chan pull
is okay that's all i'm going to say this
is entire epitaph of racism it's what
some like normie believes like pole is
like okay
so i have great news to share with you
yesterday our head office appointed a
new director of the branch
okay guys we're gonna do screenwriting
cliche assessment
number one now there are three possible
choices i'm going to give to you do you
think the new uh do you think the new um
director of the branch is uh is
is it is a tyrion named garris that's a
do you guys think it's a spooky ghost is
b all right like casper
or number c is it the same indian guy
that was at the atm
the atm stall let's let's uh let's try
figuring this one out buckos
new colleague and you head of the branch
mr upadi
thank you mr hardy wow ladies and
gentlemen oh did you answer a number did
you answer c by the way
oh congratulations you're actually not a
[ __ ] good job pat yourself on the
back there einstein good [ __ ]
let's go forward racist steve ain't
exactly enjoying this scenario let's go
forward okay
what what kind of antics is our favorite
stormfront user going to go to this time
now would you kindly listen to me i'll
stand
all right that's your right now
as you know we've had a conflict this
morning
and unfortunately as we continue to work
we will have disagreements but i urge
you to take the path of peace mr bill
try to change the way we communicate i
mean no racism at work
and if you are to continue to work
together there is one golden rule that i
need you to memorize by heart
and that is all humans are equal
understood oh god [ __ ] no racism at work
surely you can't do this that's [ __ ]
up mr chandra khan you can't just do
that
ladies and gentlemen mr walker here
billy walker here is about to lose it
all right he can't be racist at work oh
no oh no what is he gonna do now
so how is your workplace is there some
rights do you
like everything the office yeah spacious
cozy
i like it thank you glad to hear glad to
hear
then half of the job is done then all
you need to do now is to pick your team
by the way that's the reason why i came
here i'm all ears
you know we expect a very big
budget loss coming and for us this means
a huge number of layoffs
we hired a big team but what we don't
have is a good leader as you are
so your first task as a manager will be
to trim the team
damn dude you hire the indian guy as the
manager but you don't have the balls to
start firing people
that is what i hate god you're putting
my boy into a terrible position you
awful awful boss
now of course what is our friend racist
bill walker here gonna do
well he's gonna realize that my actions
have consequences
i'll probably be fired now do you think
that that'll play out the way that we
expect
or is bill going to have the guardian
angel from above come and make him dodge
some bullets
let's watch the boss is having a meeting
with investors
oh my goodness what a circus
okay gandhi let's play a real white game
let's see who fires soon you're gonna
start poisoning people
up right there ladies he could have
simply just stopped the racism he could
have just
he could have just stopped he could have
just been a non-degenerate but what does
he do
he decides maybe we'll start poisoning
the investors that
our pro like what is the play here okay
is the play firing your guy
like at the end of the day if the
investors don't come on board and
they're literally poisoned
you do realize you're still out of a job
no matter what he does
he's [ __ ] but then again walker
doesn't exactly think now does he let's
go forward
indian fish ladies and gentlemen
before we go into this room there's no
way he's so comfortable look at that
indian tea of course my god he's such a
commercial guy
oh no he's hit under the table i've
watched enough adult videos to know that
doesn't go by well
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cheers that that's the that's the tea
it's
shiny you shut up by the way like god
damn dude i mean i'm not an idiot i can
see that's white wine
i'm not as high as her boy here but holy
crap we do actually look
pretty similar god damn i don't want to
feed into the stereotypes i don't want
to give my reddit more ammunition stop
it
[Music]
that's crazy it's really wonderful you
know
what people need mr stone you got that
right
[Laughter]
yeah sip of wine dude you're already
wearing sun paperwork god
[Music]
damn
i don't i don't feel so good what is
this hitman 3 that's the fastest acting
poison i've ever seen
god damn why why the hell did why the
hell did our racist friend even had that
in the office to begin with
that's so many plot holes now what
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i can't he's so comically bad
i know like i know this guy's supposed
to be a degenerate but he's so comically
stupid it's not even funny
you just got caught poisoning now in the
real world we call this consequence
getting arrested for poisoning human
beings okay this is a bad thing to do
never ever do this there is no life
lesson to learn
you see that hashtag live your best life
this dude is going to be living a
enlarged rectum life when he ends up in
the goddamn slammer given what he's just
done
but of course that's reality in the
dramatize me universe well
this all leads into a hashtag life tip
what exactly are we celebrating the deal
the boss signed lyndon yesterday no way
how did he do that
yesterday i saw the investors just
ran away literally they got poisoned
yeah man epic story
yeah man epic story dude our company's
totally tossed into this [ __ ]
thank god they had signed the contract
before getting poisoned
no i'm actually with walker right now i
don't care what happens if i sign a
contract at your company and then i get
poisoned i'm ripping that contract up i
don't care
i am backing out i'm paying all the fees
i am not working with you you degenerate
[ __ ] bag of a company
i don't understand this this story don't
make half the story don't make sense at
all
only piece of information i have to
share with you today you guys must have
heard some rumors
about a wave of layoffs
well
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exhale this contract has allowed us
to refuse to lay off any employees from
our branch
oh that is the most unbelievable level
of [ __ ] ladies and gentlemen only
the dramatized me universe can they
misspell
branch and so and call it brunch and
also for some
god forsaken reason not have the actual
poisoner arrested
what this dude committed was a crime
okay
this guy's dodging so many bullets he
might as well be in a [ __ ] matrix
movie god damn
okay now like all these stories they
always have some level of a uh
ending story okay they always have some
lesson to be learned okay
let's see what the lesson in this one is
i'm ready this
it's a letter of resignation
are you serious you think i couldn't
have fired you on the first day
yeah no you could have fired them on the
first day you should have them arrested
yesterday you dumb ass
they're both stupid hatred breeds more
hatred
this is why i didn't fire you you're a
racist walker
you hated me because of race
and if i would have fired you on the
first day you would have carried this
hatred out into the world
walker you're a [ __ ] degenerate
racist but see if i fired you
who knows who you started poisoning
there's an indian orphanage down the
street you might have
you would have started going crazy over
there god damn see i like it he's kind
of a little martyr of a company boss
again in the real world walker would be
looking at a [ __ ] prison cell all
right he would
getting fired would be the least of this
dude's concern but then again
this is a hashtag inspirational story
and uh prison gangs are definitely not
an inspirational story
wow after poisoning people and not
getting fired walkers realized man i am
really [ __ ] lucky and my boss is a
total [ __ ] i better take this gravy
train to the end
and so walker isn't getting fired in
fact hopefully the story has made walker
go from racist
to not racist in fact so not racist that
he's on logan paul anti-racism territory
and that my friends i guess is the place
that most people should aspire to be
now ladies and gentlemen that was a good
old-fashioned dramatized me video
dramatized me even asked was the new
boss right no to fire bill no the new
boss is a
[ __ ] dude uh this guy should be in
prison a white chalk is useless without
a blackboard
maintain equality maintain peace
there's more than two races all right
god damn
that is something that i would read on a
facebook message god
god now ladies and gentlemen somebody
that i absolutely love is good old dar
man darman is the originator of this
kind of [ __ ] and he's a dude that's like
a real 10-head strat player
now dartmouth ain't gonna write the
words racist or anything
what he's gonna do is say a teacher
accuses student of doing drugs
instantly regrets it now the thumbnail
he's got this like one black kid who's
just you know all dressed up with a
hoodie on the black sunglasses
a little bit of an angry demeanor darman
knows what he's doing
darman knows you can't just write 1992
fbi crime stats
darn man knows you got to be a little
subtle with that [ __ ] dude a little
broadway bro down if you catch my drift
janitor found what drugs
what the [ __ ] kind of trucks are those
all right those are some official price
drugs if i've ever seen an audience god
damn
right here in your classroom just keep
an eye out for anyone who looks
suspicious
oh i will all right
[Laughter]
i'll make sure to look out for anybody i
got it and she immediately like stares
at the one like stumbling in blackhead
who's just
all dressed up in the shadiest get-up
you can find there is no subtlety in the
darman universe okay
doorman is painting an absolute picture
even [ __ ] blind people could see okay
now i'm just gonna state for the record
all right this i i'm i'm not the only
one seeing it alright but for the last
six months watching darman videos
this without a doubt is a gender bent
linus tech tips okay so let me tell you
right now before we segue into another
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if i have to see it you gotta see it
okay so it's gonna be it's gonna be
right there burning into your head i
don't care
by the way i love this chick she is the
best actress
over at at the darman group i'm just
saying for the record nobody can match
up
to this beautiful person
all right marcus you got this let's see
it is not that he went up there for five
seconds and she lost it
goddamn i have a really hard time
concentrating
uh-huh and why is that
are you trying to hide something is that
why you got those
sunglasses on no no no no
not at all no okay
go ahead and remove your hood and your
sunglasses
oh no oh no we're about to see his mark
is truly high
let's watch it
look at me yo
marcus is blitz dude i don't care what
you say
marcus smoked that fat doobie but he
didn't buy the visine bat strat right
there bat strat
got like no sleep and what what happened
was oh
i knew it was you what
what was me first you don't turn in your
homework
then you fall asleep in my class
and you come up here with these
bloodshot eyes
admit it you're on
drugs not anymore
he definitely got sober in the last 20
like 20 milliseconds look at that he
went from bloodshot red eyes to like
i'm not high i'm a choir boy all of a
sudden dude
marcus marcus has got that superpower
dude i like it i wish i had that after a
bar night dude
we found out that your son is
on drugs what
he can't get high no there's no way
marcus would never that's what i said
he fell asleep in class his eyes are
bright red and there are
a lot of other facts dude she is the
greatest actor there are a lot of
other facts see i love darman he just
doesn't say it it's all up to
interpretation it is what it is
bro you know you know she's got 1992 fbi
crime statistics going on in her head
you know she's about to drop that bomb
but see in the darman universe the
audience
makes up for that dude it's like it's
like watching an old disney movie with
your parents
like as a kid you don't you don't see
all the sexual innuendo
but your parents are just laughing at
all the dicks and penis jokes and vagina
jokes all around
dude i love darman he's just tapped into
darman is the greatest youtuber to ever
exist there will never be a better
youtuber
aside from like you know anybody that
this is the best youtuber this is it
this is the greatest one i found over
here
end of story you see
marcus and his father have always been
close
if you ever asked him he'd always say
that he had the best
dad in the world but what he didn't know
is that
his father wasn't the very best husband
he's just literally on tinder during
dinner
what a [ __ ] guy what a degenerate my
god he's not even hiding it from his
wife the phone is
angled to his wife he is literally
tindering on his cell phone
right now with his wife and child in the
room this dude don't care
marcus is actually more of a [ __ ] how
did you not get your dad being this
degenerate
while at the dinner table you my friend
have blinders on
he didn't even try very hard to hide it
i knew it wasn't right but
oh no no i swear get out of here
get out of here what are you on about no
don't cheat on me that ain't my wife
until one boy marcus found out forms oh
no marcus caught his dad being a prick
he walked
it's over yo mom knows exactly what's up
she planned this out dude she knows it
she's got the divorce court strats ready
see that's a reasonable explanation
marcus wasn't wasted
he was just crying because he was like
three years late to figuring out about
his
deadbeat father so yeah ladies and
gentlemen maybe you should ask
before assuming and i'm glad i basically
destroyed the reveal before this but
let's go on further okay let's finish it
off
but it doesn't change the fact that we
found drugs in the classroom
and i know they belong to your son
no i'm trying to tell you they weren't
mine
there is no way those were not his
my son does not do any drugs you know
with that kind of conviction i believe
her dude her son ain't getting high
but who is really getting high let's
find that out audience
god she has like the perfect smug face
she's such a great actress oh my god
just give her an emmy already
she's totally she's got the facebook
vibe going all the way through i love it
i love every single aspect of it is
great dude
look who i found doing drugs in the
bathroom
what adam i know
no she can't believe it dude
discount zac efron's been popping pills
in the bathroom and she was raw
under your nose you are a bad teacher
get over it
there you go audience and this leads us
to the end so you see
you really should ask instead of just
assuming
video by dar man i feel like this
translates in my mind to
maybe you just shouldn't racially
profile i take that pretty seriously
because i fly a lot and us customs
definitely likes to finger my [ __ ]
uh sir mr mudahar can you step aside for
a random search
oh boy does that send me into a dizzy
random my ass
ladies and gentlemen that was a good
old-fashioned darman flick and i
absolutely love it
i think darman has basically created a
universe on youtube that everyone can
just tap into
now i hope you guys enjoy today's video
if you guys like it i definitely want to
laugh at more of these
but ladies and gentlemen we're going to
leave it where it's at if you like what
you saw please like comment and
subscribe just like if you dislike it
don't be racist
all right and don't ask instead of
assuming
these are the wildest videos that being
said this is me muda and i
am out